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RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
The jedi always came across as being really crappy in that fight. I'm too used to the jedi of the games when one can go around taking on intergalactic crime bosses and sith lords for breakfast, then a whole load get killed by loving battle droids.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

RedTeam posted:

The jedi always came across as being really crappy in that fight. I'm too used to the jedi of the games when one can go around taking on intergalactic crime bosses and sith lords for breakfast, then a whole load get killed by loving battle droids.

If only Starkiller was there.

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
Starkiller could blink them out of existance, but even Kyle Katarn or Revan isn't getting killed by no battle droid on my watch. :colbert:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How did the Separatists not discover that a massive armada of space craft had flown to the planet until they were at the arena?

Adama maneuver.

KaosFactor
Dec 10, 2000

Rommel Rommel

RedTeam posted:

The jedi always came across as being really crappy in that fight. I'm too used to the jedi of the games when one can go around taking on intergalactic crime bosses and sith lords for breakfast, then a whole load get killed by loving battle droids.

That's what happens when you bring N'Sync to a lightsaber duel.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

KaosFactor posted:

That's what happens when you bring N'Sync to a lightsaber duel.

Anyone have the twirling lightsaber .gif?

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
Did I hear twirling lightsabers?

Touchdown Boy
Apr 1, 2007

I saw my friend there out on the field today, I asked him where he's going, he said "All the way."
Lucas' next edit will be 2 hours of that gif. True fans will love it and defend it.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

VROOM VROOM posted:

Did I hear twirling lightsabers?


Yessss. Yesssss.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Which guy swung first?

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What exactly was Mace Windu's plan anyway? He didn't know about Yoda so basically he got 200 Jedi killed for nothing.
After watching the Clone Wars cartoon I came to the conclusion that Mace was the only Jedi who actually needed to be there. The guy is seriously overpowered. Maybe he was just thinning the heard of the sucky Jedi, ie the ones who are not Mace Windu.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

WhyteRyce posted:

Which guy swung first?

Greedo.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Kung Food posted:

After watching the Clone Wars cartoon I came to the conclusion that Mace was the only Jedi who actually needed to be there. The guy is seriously overpowered. Maybe he was just thinning the heard of the sucky Jedi, ie the ones who are not Mace Windu.

Mace's plans all revolve around his Jedi partners getting quickly cut down like a bunch of chumps. It's his thing.

Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.

movax posted:

I just really hate IG-88_. I think it all stems from getting killed by him repeatedly in the SOE N64 game as a wee lad. :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-KyLQujQA

that awful man
Feb 18, 2007

YOSPOS, bitch

Powered Descent posted:

Nope, just stand there in the middle of a gigantic open area, surrounded by endless waves of disposable bad guys with blaster rifles, and wait to get killed by statistically-inevitable lucky shots.

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck. :colbert:

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

WhyteRyce posted:

He had to get there 5 minutes before Yoda could otherwise Anakin would have died!

Which reminds me, how did Yoda manage to discover and mobilize an entire army which he knew nothing about and arrive only minutes after Mace?

Obi-Wan did tell them about the army on Kamino. However, where and how he got the Star Destroyers and Transport ships is another question. Maybe with every 10000 clones you get a Star Destroyer for free.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Decius posted:

Obi-Wan did tell them about the army on Kamino. However, where and how he got the Star Destroyers and Transport ships is another question. Maybe with every 10000 clones you get a Star Destroyer for free.

The scale and speed at which starships are built in the Star Wars universe always makes me :psyduck: especially when you compare to it our manufacturing today. (Think about how long it'd take our manufacturing infrastructure to build a 1.6km long death-dealing warship with accommodation for 37,000 crewers).

Truly slave labor, construction droids and the dark side of the Force are manufacturing's best friends. :downs:

Ninja_Orca
Nov 12, 2010

by hoodrow trillson

movax posted:

Truly slave labor, construction droids and the dark side of the Force are manufacturing's best friends. :downs:

Yeah, you'd think that, but just wait until you try to cut costs a little bit more by taking away some vacation days. Then see what happens when the might of unified workers opposes you.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the union.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

movax posted:

Truly slave labor, construction droids and the dark side of the Force are manufacturing's best friends. :downs:

Don't forget complete disreguard for safety standards!

Safety rales and complete floors are for pussies man, we're fighting a star war!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Decius posted:

Obi-Wan did tell them about the army on Kamino.

He told them, but you'd think Yoda had to fly out to Kamino too see the army first before he could mobilize it. I doubt he just asked clones to meet up with him for the first time outside the parking lot of the arena.

And it's a giant army, it's not like Yoda just pulled up to Kamino in his station wagon, honked the horn, and the clones ran out of the house and jumped into the backseat of his car.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
Not to defend AOTC, but the clones were obviously ready to go when Obi-Wan was there, and Yoda, being a top ranking Jedi, probably had access to the Republic armory and shipyards. So he'd be able to zoom over with their fastest troop transports and mobilize much faster than Obi-Wan and his little ship would've.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

Mister Roboto posted:

Not to defend AOTC, but the clones were obviously ready to go when Obi-Wan was there, and Yoda, being a top ranking Jedi, probably had access to the Republic armory and shipyards. So he'd be able to zoom over with their fastest troop transports and mobilize much faster than Obi-Wan and his little ship would've.

But the Republic shouldn't even have an armoury or troop transports. They didn't have an army to begin with.

Ninja_Orca
Nov 12, 2010

by hoodrow trillson
I'm pretty sure that when Obi-Wan looked down at the clones doing their military maneuvers they were already loading up into the Star Destroyer type things. So obviously the cloners contracted ship builders to make them. My question is, "how did no one notice that the ship-builders were spending lots of money to make ships for some unspecified large army?"

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Slantedfloors posted:

But the Republic shouldn't even have an armoury or troop transports. They didn't have an army to begin with.

They had plenty of planets, i.e. Naboo, and each of those planets obviously had armies and ships. Makes sense the Republic would have access to some form of army, even if it wasn't huge yet.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

Mister Roboto posted:

They had plenty of planets, i.e. Naboo, and each of those planets obviously had armies and ships. Makes sense the Republic would have access to some form of army, even if it wasn't huge yet.
In that case, none of their weapons or equipment should be standarized. Which they are.

I prefer to think that the ships were manufactured by the Trade Federation under a very suspiciously worded contract.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Even if the clones were ready to go, Yoda still had to get there first. And since it's supposed to be in some out-of-the-way, only truckstop diner cooks have heard of it planet, it would have taken Yoda a decent amount of time to arrive.

And even if you can explain away how they had so many giant troop carriers ready to go, it still doesn't explain how Mace arrived with a small strikeforce of Jedi barely minutes before Yoda

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Mar 1, 2011

KaosFactor
Dec 10, 2000

Rommel Rommel
National Guard are normally under the control of the state governors right? They get standard equipment from the US army.

And yeah, you can build a lot with out OSHA type safety standards. In the 1880s railroad companies can lay up to 8 miles of track a day. There was a 20 mile road widening project on a road that linked my university to I-95 that started before I went to school and finished a year after I left.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Slantedfloors posted:

In that case, none of their weapons or equipment should be standarized. Which they are.

I prefer to think that the ships were manufactured by the Trade Federation under a very suspiciously worded contract.

Yeah...those are TOO specific a complaint about the series.

Star Trek is the series that has extreme levels of details down to the numbers and designs of the equipment. Star Wars is literally "what looks cool" and later on some EU writers retcon a 1000 year old religious reason in.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

KaosFactor posted:

National Guard are normally under the control of the state governors right? They get standard equipment from the US army.

The National Guard are all part of the same nation, though. The Republic is a supranational government.A better comparison would be the differing equipment of the national armies in the EU.

Also, I can't believe I'm arguing about why the Spacemans have the same rocketships.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Wait. You guys who acknowledge that hyperspeed operates on the speed of plot (it does) are arguing about manufacturing and readiness (also speed of plot) speeds?

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

By the time Padme yelled LOOK the clones were descending in the landers and there were Star Destroyers all around in the sky. Apparently they did hear them coming right before then which I can understand over the clamor of combat oh wait it was just Dooku talking to the entire arena.

Awesome Andy
Feb 18, 2007

All the spoils of a wasted life
I watched AOTC again and frankly I'm disappointed they had a Yoda fight scene, I know it's the kids wanted and lightsabers are super cool but I thought that the main use of a light saber was to help harness and focus the use of the force.
Basically I wanted Yoda to turn on the light-saber and then just sort of wish Count Dooku out of existence.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
Nobody wanted Yoda to be all flippy sabery. It would've fit so much better if Yoda (and Sidious) were the Wizards vs the Jedi Knight. No need for mundane physical battles when they have superior mental powers.

However, I don't think Lucas could work out a telekinetic fight that didn't look ridiculous, so he went the other way with Yoda.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Slantedfloors posted:

The National Guard are all part of the same nation, though. The Republic is a supranational government.A better comparison would be the differing equipment of the national armies in the EU.

Also, I can't believe I'm arguing about why the Spacemans have the same rocketships.

The equipment of the different armies of the EU nations are basically standardized, compatible with each other and the US. It's not all literally the same stuff, but the rifles all shoot the same bullets and that sort of thing. It's not so strange for the various planetary defense forces to have at least partially compatible stuff. And even in the absence of an official "military", the Republic still might conceivably have a respectable navy to keep the trade routes safe from space pirates and whatnot. These days Japan has arguably the second most formidable navy in the world despite officially having no military.

And hey, if arguing hard-SF logistics in space opera is wrong I don't want to be right.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Captain von Trapp posted:

And hey, if arguing hard-SF logistics in space opera is wrong I don't want to be right.

My biggest annoyance has been material (comics) that are very cavalier with regards to ship losses in combat. I know Dark Empire is ridiculous in this aspect (as well as many others), but I know some others have large warships going ka-boom, and the reactions of allies to the loss of tens of thousands of their comrades is just kinda glossed over.

Then again I can be all :haw: and think about the scale and population of the galaxy, and then the loss of a star destroyer would be like the US or Russia losing a single nuclear submarine.

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

The absolute loving worst part of AOTC were the commercials they aired of the Yoda-Dooku fight with that stupid announcer voice going "WHO DA MAN? YODA DA MAN!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6d1dR2170o

Ninja_Orca posted:

Yeah, you'd think that, but just wait until you try to cut costs a little bit more by taking away some vacation days. Then see what happens when the might of unified workers opposes you.

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the union.

In the ROTS commentary, didn't Lucas say the reason it took so long to complete the Death Star was due to the Empire having union problems with the construction crew? I haven't actually listened to it so I can't say if he was being serious or not.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Union problems with their WOOKIEE SLAVES, huh.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Nessus posted:

Union problems with their WOOKIEE SLAVES, huh.

Didn't they incorporate that into TFU's storyline? Darth Vader's first mission seemed to be cleaning up on Kasshykkkskkkkkh.

KaosFactor
Dec 10, 2000

Rommel Rommel

Chairman Capone posted:

The absolute loving worst part of AOTC were the commercials they aired of the Yoda-Dooku fight with that stupid announcer voice going "WHO DA MAN? YODA DA MAN!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6d1dR2170o
"Filled with 6 hours of bonus features you'll actually want to watch."

As opposed to the actual movie?

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




KaosFactor posted:

"Filled with 6 hours of bonus features you'll actually want to watch."

As opposed to the actual movie?

Yeah, pretty much.

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