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EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

want to fuzz her nosehairs *rubs finger on monitor*

# ? Mar 2, 2011 04:01

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# ? May 12, 2024 15:03

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Mar 10, 2011

# ? Mar 2, 2011 07:11

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

wth man

# ? Mar 2, 2011 07:12

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

I found the handsomest cat in a gis for "handsome cat"

no. i posted him right up there.

rotor posted:

dont look now but its pascal

# ? Mar 2, 2011 07:22

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Coffee Quack posted:

there are drugs that can slow some of that down you know, less shaving and maybe softer skin~

i drank 3 bottles of that rogaine stuff and nothing happened
/

not even a warm fuzzy feeling inside

# ? Mar 2, 2011 07:32

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

johndis posted:

wth man

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361795/Moment-footballer-Luis-Moreno-kicks-injured-owl-pitch-video.html#ixzz1FMlcKr7t

oh and ignore the part about the owl being sedated and at a vet

it died of respitory failure overnight

welp, cya

# ? Mar 2, 2011 07:40

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

that's sad as gently caress, guy should be murdered

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:18

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

people who see harmless, helpless injured things and injure them further out of spite or whatever are basically broken human beings who should spend long years in some sort of forced reeducation camp.

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:23

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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SNOT CORN posted:

nooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1fLUxJJw8

that cat kinda looks like dekonim

yep it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUe9HzNK-0w

i am the japanese youtube cat master

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:26

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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rotor posted:

people who see harmless, helpless injured things and injure them further out of spite or whatever are basically broken human beings who should spend long years in some sort of forced reeducation camp.

FOOTBALL RIVALRIES DO NOT OBEY THE LAWS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:27

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

seems like a footballer thing to do "get outta my field you pest we have a game going on" cant stop the clock you know

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:29

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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Sniep posted:

seems like a footballer thing to do "get outta my field you pest we have a game going on" cant stop the clock you know

teh owl is the other team's mascot

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:29

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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i guess i should say was, and change all instances of is to was on that owl's wikipedia page

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ahhh spiders posted:

teh owl is the other team's mascot

oh

well still though

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:30

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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owl vs cat. both animals fall asleep immediately

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:31

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ill bet a big owl would eat a kitten

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:33

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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munchkin cat vainly swats at diving owl, its truncated limbs unable to defend it from the avian onslaught, serving only to adorify an otherwise pointless kitty death

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:36

zynga dot com: Nov 11, 2001; wtf jill im not a bear!!!

A dossier and a state of melted brains: The Jess campaign has it all.

I hope so

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:38

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

haven't seen this lil guy lately

Total Fat Guy posted:

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i like it when your cats all purrin and then you squeeze him real hard right when he's breathing out and he purrs REAL LOUD LIKE AN ACCORDION on accident 'cause you squeezed him and then acts all embarrassed like he just cut one or something (which he will also sometimes do when you squeeze him)

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:44

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

i think the guy that nailed the poor thing with the ball is at fault too, i mean he's a pro soccer player and can kick a ball anywhere he pleases and that my friends was a straight shot into the owl

if it died of respiratory failure something tells me they used too many drugs on it to sedate it

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:45

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

too many owl drugs

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:46

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

i laughed at that owl vid cause i'm a terrible human being

and its fuckin hilarious

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:53

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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rotor posted:

i like it when your cats all purrin and then you squeeze him real hard right when he's breathing out and he purrs REAL LOUD LIKE AN ACCORDION on accident 'cause you squeezed him and then acts all embarrassed like he just cut one or something (which he will also sometimes do when you squeeze him)

do not play your cat like an accordion

# ? Mar 2, 2011 08:55

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

ITV (in this video) i sound like im coming down with the flu and also mr. kitten tries to eat some baby back rib leftovers where i left a lot of meat on the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghqqS8_hjw

# ? Mar 2, 2011 09:03

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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Sniep posted:

ITV (in this video) i sound like im coming down with the flu and also mr. kitten tries to eat some baby back rib leftovers where i left a lot of meat on the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghqqS8_hjw

now your cat has a taste for meat on bone

# ? Mar 2, 2011 09:06

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

ahhh spiders posted:

now your cat has a taste for meat on bone

seems pretty natural to me

# ? Mar 2, 2011 09:08

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_JWwuwWtc

# ? Mar 2, 2011 10:27

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

mod sassinator posted:

yeah it's a 3mb gif, deal with it!!!

Boom headshot.

# ? Mar 2, 2011 10:40

Yakattak: Dec 17, 2009; I am Grumpypuss
>:3

Sniep posted:

ITV (in this video) i sound like im coming down with the flu and also mr. kitten tries to eat some baby back rib leftovers where i left a lot of meat on the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghqqS8_hjw

mr. cat is all, can you believe this fat rear end? no control at all, i want some ribs too :catstare:

# ? Mar 2, 2011 11:49

TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

Sniep posted:

ITV (in this video) i sound like im coming down with the flu and also mr. kitten tries to eat some baby back rib leftovers where i left a lot of meat on the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghqqS8_hjw

I just watched the video where mr kitten jumps off the sofa, runs around and mr cat slowly goes to investigate :3:

# ? Mar 2, 2011 12:13

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

Sniep posted:

ITV (in this video) i sound like im coming down with the flu and also mr. kitten tries to eat some baby back rib leftovers where i left a lot of meat on the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghqqS8_hjw

Sniep you have my approval.

You also have been preapproved for all future Mr Cat and Mr Kitten posts!

# ? Mar 2, 2011 12:19