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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
The opening scrawl of Star Wars told a complete story, all the other stuff were irrelevant.

What you also overlook is that the EU is the framework upon which to hang stories that potentially can have nothing to do with the Skywalkers. That people like KJA, Troy Denning, etc., are staggeringly bad at it has relatively little to do with whether or not the main characters are Skywalkers.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Mar 3, 2011

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Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica

Nessus posted:

Episode IV told a complete story. All the other five movies were irrelevant.

Well, you see, the thing about that is, SIX MOVIES ONE STORY THERE ARE NO TRILOGIES ONLY THE SAGA

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Locutus Of Bored posted:

Well, you see, the thing about that is, SIX MOVIES ONE STORY THERE ARE NO TRILOGIES ONLY THE SAGA
Consider me surprised that you'll be allowed to buy the trilogies separate on Blu-Ray, unfortunately they still won't let you have nice transfers of the unfucked versions.

Bene Elim
Feb 9, 2010

The beast from Crete that can't be beat!
All this battle meditation stuff reminds me of a line from KotOR II

Kreia posted:

Nothing is impossible with the Force.
I always thought this was something along the lines of the 'Ability to destroy a planet is insignificant...' line, or Yoda's speach on the nature of the Force; philosophical riffing on the non-physical nature of the Force, hinting that it is beyond all understanding.

Now I'm starting to worry that EU wrtiters, and even George have been taking it literally. Damnit Chris Avelone!

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
On the other hand Kotor 2 literally has a guy that eats planets.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

arioch posted:

The opening scrawl of Star Wars told a complete story, all the other stuff were irrelevant.

I never got the ESB opening scrawl. It said that rebel forces lead by LUKE SKYWALKER set up a base on Hoth. Really, Luke leads these guys now? Why was he treated simply as one of their pilots then, huh movie?!

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Gutcruncher posted:

I never got the ESB opening scrawl. It said that rebel forces lead by LUKE SKYWALKER set up a base on Hoth. Really, Luke leads these guys now? Why was he treated simply as one of their pilots then, huh movie?!

That's just following the sci-fi military precedent set by Star Trek. If you save the planet, it's a 5-level promotion.

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
I never did get the specifics of Battle Meditation. Parts of Kotor have it so that the Jedi is actually meditating, sat crossed legged on the floor etc, like when you walk in on Dark Side Bastilla near the end. Then other times it's just a thing people can do passively, like Palps who can talk away and zap Luke with lighning and still apparantly be single handedly winning the battle.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
Palpatine's just better at multitasking.

freethought
Feb 24, 2011
I always thought the way the fallout from the Battle of Endor was handled was pretty stupid, it was so easily fixed too. Just have the rebels book it as soon as the DS2 goes down, meanwhile Lando takes a couple of fighters down to the moon to extract Solo and company. Fighting continues throughout the galaxy but the loss of the emperor sends shockwaves throughout the empire leading to mass defections of key systems. The empire begins to crumble, alliance swells in size and strength. It is both logical and in no way contradicts anything that happened in ROTJ. Well, until Lucass decided he liked the idea of the Empire falling instantly and wrote it into the end, but I'll ignore that, as should you.

Cheers for the advice Von Trapp, done.

vv Not sure. drat.

freethought fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Mar 3, 2011

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
^^ How come you got a stupid newbie-avatar and I didn't? I'm so sick of all these forums.

I just missed out on an ebay auction for an original Rebel Trooper helmet :( I don't know what the hell I would have done with it, but still.

GodlessCommie
Apr 4, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Admiral Goodenough posted:

^^ How come you got a stupid newbie-avatar and I didn't? I'm so sick of all these forums.

I just missed out on an ebay auction for an original Rebel Trooper helmet :( I don't know what the hell I would have done with it, but still.

Uh, wear it around town?

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

GodlessCommie posted:

Uh, wear it around town?

Seriously, I would wear that bitch everywhere. To work, to school, on dates, to funerals...Everywhere.

We're talking the big ones worn by the Blockade Runner crew right?

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Admiral Goodenough posted:

^^ How come you got a stupid newbie-avatar and I didn't? I'm so sick of all these forums.

You get the option to add text when you join. If you do, you just get the text and not the Stupid Newbie image.

freethought: "first post" and its variants are probatable. Might want to edit it out. :)

KaosFactor
Dec 10, 2000

Rommel Rommel
So TPM 3d set for next February 10. Somehow I think the lines will be shorter this time around.

Also since most conversions go from 2D to 3D, will Hayden's performances finally be 2D?

movax
Aug 30, 2008

VaultAggie posted:

So how exactly were strong Super-Star Destroyers? We never see the one in Empire and RotJ actually do anything.

They are pretty beastly. Here's what I remember off the top of my head (oh god I am going to die alone :smith:)

250,000 crewers
8km long
fucktons of turbolasers + ion cannons

Executor goes down into the DS2. Before that, it's most intimidating, don't recall it being in any major engagements.
Iron Fist IIRC finally goes down over Dathomir, due to a combination of getting raped by the New Republic, but mostly the Hapans. That book sucked dick though, Iron Fist is way cooler in the Wraith Squadron books.
Razor's Kiss goes down in the span of a single book, it's shields go down and then it gets pummeled to death, has no crew to save it.
Lusankya escapes from Coruscant, loving up Coruscant pretty good. It goes down in a book too (damaged to the point of capture) due to proton torpedoes and a retard for a captain. It savages up a ISD pretty good though.
Knight Hammer commanded by Dalla. 'nuff said.
Intimidator/Pride of Yevetha ends up getting found abandoned somewhere after the Imperials take it back in Black Fleet Crisis. Literally throwaway mention in an Atlas.
Allegiance arguably a SSD, from Dark Empire, pretty sure it gets rammed by Lando's second star destroyer, or gets eaten by a World Devastator.
Terror some Admiral I don't even-
Reaper some Moff I don't even
Guardian New Rpublic captured it, I'm sure Lando will eventually crash it

There are apparently a ton more too. Dark Empire is seriously the loving worst for ship nerds like me, they just arbitrarily made a whole loving bunch of variants. "Oh look Palpy has an EVEN BIGGER destroyed, let's make SSDs escort it, because..."

loving irritating I tell you. How hard is it for those morons to keep a writers' bible that lists how big each loving ship is.

e: holy :goonsay: on my part

e2: again the losses (and construction) of these ships would be akin to the US losing aircraft carriers and landing ships. Like I said before, the galactic scale is so huge apparently, they treat it like we'd treat losing a submarine or even smaller vessels.

e3: yes I have known the touch of a woman (and boobs), but she left me :smith:

movax fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Mar 3, 2011

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I take it she was a Trekkie?

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.

Slantedfloors posted:

Seriously, I would wear that bitch everywhere. To work, to school, on dates, to funerals...Everywhere.

We're talking the big ones worn by the Blockade Runner crew right?
Yeah, this kind,

The more I think of how I missed it the more bummed out I get :smith:

(Though if I ever find an X-Wing pilot helmet, god help whoever tries to stand in the way :black101:)

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Mister Roboto posted:

That's just following the sci-fi military precedent set by Star Trek. If you save the planet, it's a 5-level promotion.

But in Empire he does nothing that even hints that hes the leader of anyone. In fact it seems like even Han Solo outranks him, and Hans a constant flight risk.

KaosFactor
Dec 10, 2000

Rommel Rommel
Doesn't Han go from Captain to General between Empire and Jedi? Do you get a major promotion for spending a year asleep?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

KaosFactor posted:

Doesn't Han go from Captain to General between Empire and Jedi? Do you get a major promotion for spending a year asleep?

At least with the EU you could assume he did some poo poo worth climbing the ranks. Of course, the Alliance have a really weird rank system never the less.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Pope Mobile posted:

I take it she was a Trekkie?

Worse, fundie Christian. :downsrim: Split up because it took her 2 years to realize that I wasn't going to convert or something. (she was a huge SW fan though, went to Celebration IV and V)

quote:

Doesn't Han go from Captain to General between Empire and Jedi? Do you get a major promotion for spending a year asleep?
He was always 'Captain' because he, you know, captained the Falcon. In a lot of the EU books where he isn't "official" part of the New Republic, he's referred to as Captain Solo by other characters.

The General promotion was probably for being such a boss. If I remember my X-Wing books correctly, I think at least in Starfighter Command, the ranks are Flight Officer, Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Commander, Colonel, General.

Then again, the Imperials sometimes threw Commanders in charge of capital ships, so who knows :iiam:

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Gutcruncher posted:

But in Empire he does nothing that even hints that hes the leader of anyone. In fact it seems like even Han Solo outranks him, and Hans a constant flight risk.

To be fair, the opening crawl only says "a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base". So maybe he was in charge of the move-in crew. Got to make the seating chart, snag a good office for himself, all that good Dilberty stuff.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

SeanBeansShako posted:

At least with the EU you could assume he did some poo poo worth climbing the ranks. Of course, the Alliance have a really weird rank system never the less.

The ranking systems are clearly defind in SWG. All you need is enough faction points. I think you get about 100,000,000,000 for blowing up the Death Star.

A Misandrist Duck
Jun 13, 2005

by Fistgrrl
The official announcement, on star wars dot com. It not a prank. Why is it not a prank?

http://starwars.com/movies/episode-i/3dannouncedate/index.html

quote:

Lucasfilm Ltd. and Twentieth Century Fox announced today that the 3D theatrical launch of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace now has an official release date -- February 10, 2012! Set against the thrilling and exotic backdrop of a "galaxy far, far away," Star Wars is perfectly suited to the immersive 3D theatrical experience, and Episode I delivers some of the Saga's most stunning and spectacular sequences -- from the Naboo invasion to the Tatooine Podraces to the climactic lightsaber battle between Darth Maul and the Jedi.


Supervised by Industrial Light & Magic, the meticulous conversion is being done with utmost respect for the source material, and with a keen eye for both technological considerations and artistic intentions. See the original 3D announcement story here.

Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
At this point, there's nothing I can say about this 3D thing that doesn't make me sound like a stereotype of the butthurt, prequel-hating fan. I just think it's such an incredibly bad idea, and I wish they wouldn't do it :smith:

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
If the 3d dosen't look like rear end I can't see why not. I can't really see why though either...

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Will Yoda look just as bad in this one too? that is my question.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

SeanBeansShako posted:

At least with the EU you could assume he did some poo poo worth climbing the ranks. Of course, the Alliance have a really weird rank system never the less.

Isn't it explained in the Wraith Squadron books that the Alliance's schizophrenic ranking system was basically just handing out instant promotions to people when they did cool poo poo?

Capture a ship? You're a CAPTAIN now! Lead a ground assault? Well, hello GENERAL! Repeatedly crash Star Destroyers while blitzed on Colt 45s and only escape punishment due to nepotism? Congratulations, PRIMARY DEFENSE CONTRACTOR!

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing

SeanBeansShako posted:

Will Yoda look just as bad in this one too? that is my question.

I'm pretty sure he's being replaced with the more accurate looking digital model.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

movax
Aug 30, 2008

Walldo posted:

The official announcement, on star wars dot com. It not a prank. Why is it not a prank?

http://starwars.com/movies/episode-i/3dannouncedate/index.html


Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

"utmost respect to source material", what if the source material is not worthy of respect? :rimshot:

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
I got the impression Solo was granted the rank of general when he agreed to lead the strike team on Endor. Likewise Lando was made a general when he took the Death Star II mission. The obvious reason would be so they could issue orders and command troops without anyone getting pissy about the chain of command.

Does anyone refer to Han as a general before Endor?

Noghri_ViR
Oct 19, 2001

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ZeeToo posted:

Hell, look at it from the position of the Imperial fleet. Here you are, a minor component in an unbeatable trap--the Death Star is invulnerable to attack, it's got a superlaser one-shotting the Alliance capital craft, and the TIEs are nibbling the rest to death while you and the Executor stand there and enjoy the show.

The Executor comes under heavy fire, but it's clearly a work of desperation; this is the most powerful warship ever fielded, and it's surrounded by a huge fleet.

Then, almost instantaneously, it's taken out. What a blow that would have to be to the rest of the fleet! The Super Star Destroyers were hitherto essentially invincible.

While you're reeling from that, the Death Star blows up, taking your sovereign with it. What's your first inclination? "We've still got the advantage of numbers, we can wear them down"? Or is it closer to "holy gently caress they're demons how did they do any of that I've gotta save myself"?

Battle Meditation reinforces that, without really cheapening it. You don't have the gentle background vibe saying "you're invincible" going on any more, either.

Reeling, the Imperial forces start to see a desertion as one captain loses his nerve, then another, and without any formal announcement, it turns into a rout as the nerve centers of the engagement are ripped away in short order and no one is able to stand up and pull it together.


Really the way to think of it was that it was the Star Wars version of 9-11. Something that wasn't supposed to happened happened and the shock of it all took an emotional toll

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?

movax posted:

They are pretty beastly. Here's what I remember off the top of my head (oh god I am going to die alone :smith:)

250,000 crewers
8km long
fucktons of turbolasers + ion cannons

Executor goes down into the DS2. Before that, it's most intimidating, don't recall it being in any major engagements.
Iron Fist IIRC finally goes down over Dathomir, due to a combination of getting raped by the New Republic, but mostly the Hapans. That book sucked dick though, Iron Fist is way cooler in the Wraith Squadron books.
Razor's Kiss goes down in the span of a single book, it's shields go down and then it gets pummeled to death, has no crew to save it.
Lusankya escapes from Coruscant, loving up Coruscant pretty good. It goes down in a book too (damaged to the point of capture) due to proton torpedoes and a retard for a captain. It savages up a ISD pretty good though.
Knight Hammer commanded by Dalla. 'nuff said.
Intimidator/Pride of Yevetha ends up getting found abandoned somewhere after the Imperials take it back in Black Fleet Crisis. Literally throwaway mention in an Atlas.
Allegiance arguably a SSD, from Dark Empire, pretty sure it gets rammed by Lando's second star destroyer, or gets eaten by a World Devastator.
Terror some Admiral I don't even-
Reaper some Moff I don't even
Guardian New Rpublic captured it, I'm sure Lando will eventually crash it

There are apparently a ton more too. Dark Empire is seriously the loving worst for ship nerds like me, they just arbitrarily made a whole loving bunch of variants. "Oh look Palpy has an EVEN BIGGER destroyed, let's make SSDs escort it, because..."

loving irritating I tell you. How hard is it for those morons to keep a writers' bible that lists how big each loving ship is.

e: holy :goonsay: on my part

e2: again the losses (and construction) of these ships would be akin to the US losing aircraft carriers and landing ships. Like I said before, the galactic scale is so huge apparently, they treat it like we'd treat losing a submarine or even smaller vessels.

e3: yes I have known the touch of a woman (and boobs), but she left me :smith:

Wow, thanks for the very detailed response. :) I always am a little annoyed that the SSD never does anything in the movies because it looks so loving cool.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

movax posted:

Lusankya escapes from Coruscant, loving up Coruscant pretty good. It goes down in a book too (damaged to the point of capture) due to proton torpedoes and a retard for a captain. It savages up a ISD pretty good though.
Also, it gets captured by the New Republic and pops up in a bunch of books. Later it becomes the command ship of Wedge Antilles when he becomes a General. It is eventually permenantly destroyed when it is used as an ungodly massive suicide bomb in one of the only good parts of the New Jedi Order books.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Slantedfloors posted:

Also, it gets captured by the New Republic and pops up in a bunch of books. Later it becomes the command ship of Wedge Antilles when he becomes a General. It is eventually permenantly destroyed when it is used as an ungodly massive suicide bomb in one of the only good parts of the New Jedi Order books.

To clarify, Wedge Antilles did not commit suicide on Lusankya. Nobody was on Lusankya when it plowed into the Vong worldship besieging Borleias.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The Lusankya appearing in Enemy Lines was hilarious. It was the time when Wedge failed at failing.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat
wow tpm in 3d i cant wait...

NeonTurtle
Sep 24, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT SUPPORTING GENOCIDE
About the Imperial Fleet getting hosed at Endor, I always figured the Star Destroyers had pulled in close to the Death Star II and were caught in the explosion. I'm not sure why they were pulled in close to the Death Star, but I seem to recall seeing a couple Star Destroyers hanging around the Executor when it started the nosedive towards the Death Star.

...Then again, it would make sense for the destroyers to pull in close to help protect the Death Star after the shield generator was blown up. Without the shield, the destroyers would try to put themselves in between the rebel fleet and the death star to make it easy to kill anything that tried to close in and engage the Death Star. It'd also allow them to use their considerable anti-air batteries to try and shoot down any fighters making for the superstructure.

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Noghri_ViR posted:

Really the way to think of it was that it was the Star Wars version of 9-11. Something that wasn't supposed to happened happened and the shock of it all took an emotional toll

Oldie but a goodie: Stormtroopers' 9-11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

e: better link.

Powered Descent fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Mar 4, 2011

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