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coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad

Brett824 posted:



how does maru even fit.

Cats are a kind of liquid, they can deform to the shape of their container.

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Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

he was assembled inside the box

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008

logcatte

z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuKd0ZetzIo

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

crossposted from pi







The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax

fork bomb posted:


z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:

fork bomb posted:


pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
dat kitty sits like farlow

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

catte has pro manipulation trill

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

z0ratio posted:

this world is so corrupt



help a kitty :smith:

Tres
Jun 21, 2003

Richard Stallman AKA St. iGNUcius-sama <3
Grimey Drawer
my catte is the best catte :3:

Tres fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Mar 6, 2011

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
that kitten is too floofy to be homeless

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tres posted:

my catte is the best catte :3:

you take care of that thing? yeah i took care of that thing

z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:

graph posted:

help a kitty :smith:

srsly... i just want to grab dat catte

z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:

8ender posted:

catte has pro manipulation trill

i like how it is nothing but black and eyes

z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:

z0ratio posted:

i like how it is nothing but black and eyes

mlyp

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
woah meta

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

CoupleBeersNoBeers posted:

woah meta

ditch that horrible av for a cat av

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

fork bomb posted:

ditch that horrible av for a cat av

I would but I'm broke

don't want to be like sarahwantsjobs

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
pissflaps cat is a handsome catte

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Tres posted:

my catte is the best catte :3:

cats all 'nigga what?'

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
that kitten picture is sad where is that kitten i want to adopt it right now

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
franklin status: sleepy







TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
look at dem fukken whiskers

z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:

Trig Discipline posted:

franklin status: sleepy





ehehehe

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Trig Discipline posted:



did you go in for the belly rub?

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
big pink loaf of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsWux7ZmKQ

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

mod sassinator posted:

did you go in for the belly rub?

always

z0ratio
Feb 1, 2011

:toot:
:420::420::420::420:
THIS PEYOTE!
IT'S OVER z0rTHOUSAND!

:420::420::420::420:
:woop:

ahhh spiders posted:

big pink loaf of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsWux7ZmKQ

this is me whenever i get to touch some titties

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


z0ratio posted:

this is me whenever i get to touch some titties

other way around too. our cat regularly does the same thing to my chest. I think it's some weird complex where she has to knead things?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

ahhh spiders posted:

big pink loaf of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsWux7ZmKQ

i'm the dog that walks by and licks the catte

Aw fuck.
Jun 30, 2007

Using Ubuntu
is awesome

ahhh spiders posted:

big pink loaf of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsWux7ZmKQ

my cat does this all the time and i love love love it except when the blanket is on top of me then i donut like it as much

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
wikipedia says kneading is thought to be some instinct where cats in the wild will push down grass and foliage to make a bed to sleep on

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

mod sassinator posted:

wikipedia says kneading is thought to be some instinct where cats in the wild will push down grass and foliage to make a bed to sleep on

ive seen them do it when they're feeding from their mom, maybe they're trying to squish more milk out

blorpy
Jan 5, 2005

cats do it because we think it's cute & we selectively bred the ones that did it more like a million years ago

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

i thought big cats kneaded too, so not really a breeding thing

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

To a domestic cat we are a mother/father cat. A kitten when still feeding at her/his mother's nipple will stimulate milk flow by kneading the area of her mother's belly around the nipple. The kitten will purr in contented expectation at the milk to come and may dribble as saliva is produced in expectation of food to come. A mother cat will lie down in preparation for feeding he kittens.

When we sit down this is the equivalent (or as near as we get) to a mother cat lying down to feed her kittens. Your cat reverts to being a kitten. In keeping a cat we keep them in a permanent state of kitten hood except when they go out alone at night, for example, and revert to being something of a wild cat.

You cat (acting as a kitten) then jumps up onto your lap and looks for a feed. To stimulate the milk flow she kneads you legs. The action is rhythmical and slow. The movement becomes more purposeful and your cat's claws can be felt. This is an intimate and tender moment in the cat to human relationship, which should be treasured and enjoyed (except the claws can hurt a little!).

At this intimate point some people push their cat away or even worse. This will be surprising and upsetting for your cat. A true mother cat would not do this. Pushing your cat away at this time is the opposite to what should be done as it is a moment that is ideal to cement a tender relationship with your cat and build trust and friendship which brings the true rewards for the human in a cat/human relationship.

Sometimes your cat will knead your clothes or bedclothes. Your clothes and bedclothes smell strongly of us and are soft. The same thought process/behavior is going on.

In conclusion Cat Behavior - Kneading is natural and should be seen as a beautiful expression of your cat's attitude towards you as a parent cat.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

ahhh spiders posted:

big pink loaf of bread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsWux7ZmKQ

♪ ♪ massaging massaging one's heart from different angles with the intensity

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FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

fork bomb posted:

To a domestic cat we are a mother/father cat. A kitten when still feeding at her/his mother's nipple will stimulate milk flow by kneading the area of her mother's belly around the nipple. The kitten will purr in contented expectation at the milk to come and may dribble as saliva is produced in expectation of food to come. A mother cat will lie down in preparation for feeding he kittens.

When we sit down this is the equivalent (or as near as we get) to a mother cat lying down to feed her kittens. Your cat reverts to being a kitten. In keeping a cat we keep them in a permanent state of kitten hood except when they go out alone at night, for example, and revert to being something of a wild cat.

You cat (acting as a kitten) then jumps up onto your lap and looks for a feed. To stimulate the milk flow she kneads you legs. The action is rhythmical and slow. The movement becomes more purposeful and your cat's claws can be felt. This is an intimate and tender moment in the cat to human relationship, which should be treasured and enjoyed (except the claws can hurt a little!).

At this intimate point some people push their cat away or even worse. This will be surprising and upsetting for your cat. A true mother cat would not do this. Pushing your cat away at this time is the opposite to what should be done as it is a moment that is ideal to cement a tender relationship with your cat and build trust and friendship which brings the true rewards for the human in a cat/human relationship.

Sometimes your cat will knead your clothes or bedclothes. Your clothes and bedclothes smell strongly of us and are soft. The same thought process/behavior is going on.

In conclusion Cat Behavior - Kneading is natural and should be seen as a beautiful expression of your cat's attitude towards you as a parent cat.



Whenever either of us carry Ben around, we put his front paws over our shoulder. Almost right away he'll start pawing and kneading his claws in our shoulder flesh, which hurts, but it's still :3:

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