Post the most worthless thing you can find on wikipedia

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Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Nevergirls posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vulva#Lead_image_and_hair

hahahah holy :goonsay:

# ? Mar 6, 2011 01:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 14:26

E1M7: Aug 25, 2005; You can hear my music, in your pulse, faster and faster thumping... you are doomed.

This, is the most worthless
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_emoticons

# ? Mar 6, 2011 02:30

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

# ? Mar 6, 2011 02:31

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

returning to beardchat for a second, if you don't have a beard you aren't a man

# ? Mar 6, 2011 02:41

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

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＿☆☆☆＿
（ �_⊃｀） stereotypical American character (Samū)

# ? Mar 6, 2011 02:42

spongeh: Mar 22, 2009; BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION

Sneaking Mission posted:

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!

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# ? Mar 6, 2011 04:05

tripwire: Nov 19, 2004; _{ghost flow}

Penisface posted:

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2011 04:15

what is this: Sep 11, 2001; it is a lemur

a personal appear from wikiedia founder jimmy waleselaw ymmij rednuof aideikiw morf raeppa lanosrep a

# ? Mar 6, 2011 04:23

what is this: Sep 11, 2001; it is a lemur

morf

# ? Mar 6, 2011 04:23

Yoya: Nov 6, 2009; I already bought the chicken

:3 Coyness (cute/cat/just said something clever ~nya)

# ? Mar 6, 2011 04:24

tripwire: Nov 19, 2004; _{ghost flow}

CraigK posted:

who was that guy that fyad drove to suicide after he lost an edit war against them

ty pepper and dnt you forget it

# ? Mar 6, 2011 04:36

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

i liked his fish av
also lol?

# ? Mar 6, 2011 05:03

Tiny Bug Child: Sep 11, 2004; Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror

facial hair is gross and unattractive

# ? Mar 6, 2011 05:19

tripwire: Nov 19, 2004; _{ghost flow}

all things considered, TBC is a gigantic mass of facial hair

# ? Mar 6, 2011 05:24

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

facial hair is gross but i think there are a few styles that don't look bad depending on the face
none of these faces are on goon bodies

# ? Mar 6, 2011 05:29

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

i have very little facial hair but it's still coming in slowly

if i stick to my grandfather's pattern, the first full beard i grow will be grey

# ? Mar 6, 2011 05:32

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Bug Child posted:

facial hair is gross and unattractive

oh gee ii guess ill never have a chance with you at the next goon camp las vegas

# ? Mar 6, 2011 06:11

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

Nevergirls posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vulva#Lead_image_and_hair

what the gently caress is wrong with those vaginas?

# ? Mar 6, 2011 06:51

mr_jim: Oct 30, 2006; OUT OF THE DARK

My elder sister (age 46) has been shaving hers since she was 18. She has never been involved in such photographic activities - she just doesn't like having hair "down there" as she calls it. An ex-girlfriend (who was a nude model) simply refused to shave for anybody. So, you can't categorise. --Redrose64 (talk) 15:55, 16 February 2010 (UTC)

# ? Mar 6, 2011 08:18

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

mr_jim posted:

My elder sister (age 46) has been shaving hers since she was 18. She has never been involved in such photographic activities - she just doesn't like having hair "down there" as she calls it. An ex-girlfriend (who was a nude model) simply refused to shave for anybody. So, you can't categorise. --Redrose64 (talk) 15:55, 16 February 2010 (UTC)
/

A lot of great av/post combos today.

# ? Mar 6, 2011 08:19

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

apparently supposed to be an illustration of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adage

# ? Mar 6, 2011 09:05

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

quote:

The hairy one you've chosen to put into the article is a bit extreme (!). But both the hairy and shaved are a major improvement on the duck-billed platypus you previously wanted. 86.164.246.57 (talk) 01:50, 30 January 2011 (UTC)

quote:

Just a visitor here, but I appreciate the hairy vulva photos (last two). Not only are they natural, but beautiful and hot. I don't think the hairiest is "extreme," unless a woman can be "extreme" due to her body. One could argue that a shaved vulva is "extreme," as in not found in nature. But I call for no pictoral discrimination against the best body part ever invented, besides the penis of course.

# ? Mar 6, 2011 11:36

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Mufreesboro posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with those vaginas?

sometimes pussies are ugly :eng101:

# ? Mar 6, 2011 14:12

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

and wikipedia editors, the defacto source on vagina knowledge, choose wisely for their photos of the way that one pussy looked the only time they got laid 7 years ago

# ? Mar 6, 2011 14:24

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Davethulhu posted:

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/03/02/old-man-murray-deleted-from-wikipedia/

This is the guy who got it deleted. The fact that he is a wikipedia admin says pretty much all you need to know about wikipedia.

# ? Mar 6, 2011 15:43

Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Lutha Mahtin posted:

hahahah holy

Ones who like natural view may add additional photo somewhere else in the article. (Currently I am gently trying to convince my GF to make some images for this and other articles, but very unlikely will succeed. If anyone from Asia wishing to be a model, please let me know at my talk page.) Yestadae (talk) 02:15, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

# ? Mar 6, 2011 16:10

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Yoya posted:

:3 Coyness (cute/cat/just said something clever ~nya)

~nya

# ? Mar 6, 2011 16:57

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HELLO.jpg

# ? Mar 7, 2011 10:12

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Lutha Mahtin posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HELLO.jpg

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) -< GOATSE!)

# ? Mar 7, 2011 11:11

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Nevergirls posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vulva#Lead_image_and_hair

lmao
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dcp02328.jpg

File history posted:

18:04, 22 January 2011
(Increase colour saturation slightly, so she looks more alive.)

# ? Mar 7, 2011 11:12

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

Mufreesboro posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with those vaginas?

presumably nothing except their owners' taste in spergy amateur photographers

# ? Mar 7, 2011 14:04

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

Heresiarch posted:

This is the guy who got it deleted. The fact that he is a wikipedia admin says pretty much all you need to know about wikipedia.

i figured i'd take a look at his photography and it's really bad

not in an interesting way, just poorly framed boring pictures of not much, taken repeatedly from different boring angles

# ? Mar 7, 2011 14:10

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

yep he's spergin alright

http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/journal/permalink.php?id=1370

quote:

Metro cars with black floors, wool seats, and overly "busy" patterns...

One of the people I work with, when taking the Orange Line, happened to get Alstom 6027 for their ride into Washington today, and was surprised about the seat patterns being employed there. For those who don't know, Alstom 6027 is one of two Metro cars (the other being its mate, Alstom 6026) that have been outfitted with some new materials that Metro is testing for future use on rail cars. Specifically, Metro is testing out certain types of resilient flooring and different patterns for wool seat pad covers on this car, having first outfitted the cars like this in late 2008.

On the resilient flooring, Metro seems to be primarily testing colors across the 6026-6027 pair. 6026 has a black floor:

And 6027 has a gray floor:

Then Metro is testing four different seat styles in both of these cars (same four styles on both cars). There's solid red:

Some sort of blue-squares-like pattern, called "aura":

A rather busy and colorful blue pattern, called the "balls and seals" version of the "vigor" pattern:

And a black pattern with rainbow accents, another "vigor" pattern called "gray rainbow":

There's also a solid blue, but I don't have a good photo of it to show you. Just use your imagination for a moment, and imagine a strong, mid-tier blue color, and you've got it.

The person I work with saw the "Balls and Seals" pattern, and was less than impressed by it. Personally, I don't think it's the worst of them, but it's not the best, either.

My dream rail car design would be the "gray rainbow" seats on the black floor. I just really like that black floor, and the seats have just enough color and pattern to be fun, but not over the top. Then if I couldn't have the "gray rainbow", I would gladly go for the blue "aura" pattern, and still with the black floor. I'm not too fond of the "seals and balls" pattern because it's a tad too "busy" and too colorful, and the solid red is just too "loud" of a color for Metro, where colors have always been a bit subdued (even the orange seats weren't screaming out, "HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M ORANGE!"). The solid blue is also less than appealing for me, because the solid color on fabric seems more prone to showing stains, while a pattern would likely do better at camouflaging stains. Then I don't like the gray floor as much because I just like the black floor so much better.

I get the feeling, however, that once we start to run out of the vinyl seat covers, one of these wool seat cover patterns will start showing up all over Metro, much like the way the CAF carpeting started showing up on many of the 1000-Series cars, and all of the 4000-Series cars once the orange carpeting ran out. Likewise, once the CAF carpeting runs out, I have a feeling that we'll either see one of these types of resilient flooring, or the kind that they tested on Alstom 6104-6105:

By the way, on all of these new flooring styles, I don't like it that Metro doesn't mark the door zones on the floors anymore. On the carpeted cars, Metro has always used a different color of carpeting in the areas right around the doors. It serves as a subtle reminder to "please move to the center of the car" through its different color. For that, I'd hate to lose the door zone floor color change.

So that's Alstom 6026-6027 for you. I believe that these cars give a good idea about what the future of Metro color schemes will look like for a while, but I certainly hope that certain colors being tested don't make it out of testing.

Click the article link otherwise you'll miss out on lots of pictures of empty metro seats

# ? Mar 7, 2011 14:12

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

Talk pages are the best

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Going_commando

quote:

To say that Lindsay Lohan "accidentally" flashed is unverifiable - we can verify that she did so from photographs, but whether this was an accident or a publicity stunt we can't know unless she tells us. I have therefore deleted this word. Rodparkes 03:50, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Dans Macabre fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Mar 7, 2011

# ? Mar 7, 2011 14:21

BillWh0re: Aug 6, 2001

cleanhands posted:

yep he's spergin alright

http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/journal/permalink.php?id=1370

Click the article link otherwise you'll miss out on lots of pictures of empty metro seats

thanks to this informative article, my london underground enjoyment multiplier is now 1.25

# ? Mar 7, 2011 14:27

TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

cleanhands posted:

yep he's spergin alright

http://www.schuminweb.com/schumin-web/journal/permalink.php?id=1370

Click the article link otherwise you'll miss out on lots of pictures of empty metro seats

he looks pretty happy about it though :unsmith:

# ? Mar 7, 2011 14:28

Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

why would anyone ever need this information ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_postal_employees

# ? Mar 7, 2011 20:13

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

List-Of-Cats-Who-Starred-As-Extras-In-Movies

# ? Mar 7, 2011 20:40

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

Hamburglar posted:

why would anyone ever need this information ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_postal_employees

Postman Pat supremacy

# ? Mar 7, 2011 21:03

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Hamboning: May 2, 2010

Hamburglar posted:

why would anyone ever need this information ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_postal_employees

I think this list was made solely so people had an excuse to make pages for discworld characters

# ? Mar 7, 2011 21:29

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