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Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Wait a week until he's bitching for four hours about how he can't get Lotus Notes to work on it.

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Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.

Glumwheels posted:

I was irritated to hear Howard scored 2 ipads this weekend. Apple may have rules in place for us plebes but they're going to bend over backwards for celebrities. Especially people in the media that will talk incessantly about their products.

I wonder what the odds are of them giving another one to Daniel Tosh so he can just take it and work on his golf game.

POCKET CHOMP
Jul 20, 2003

me irl.
I can't believe you'd be somehow angered that a company would give preferential treatment to a celebrity. It isn't federal funding or something, it's a piece of consumer electronics.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Yeah, it is pretty retarded. Of course they are going to pander to celebs, it is free advertising and all their fans will want to emulate them. It isn't any weirder then them sending out preview copies to reporters.

What?!?! Rich and powerful people get things poor and worthless people can't?!?! Who designed this system! Probably some rich and powerful rear end in a top hat!

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
I'm more annoyed with him bragging about it similar to how he has to tell us he's taking pictures for the hamptons magazine and star loving every other weekend. I miss the old Howard that didn't give a gently caress about that poo poo and wasnt married to a c list horse.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
The whole Gary vote thing reminded me of the elaborate pranks they use to do on the show. The whole thing seemed like something Jackie and Stuttering John would have cooked up.

I Am a Keg.
Sep 25, 2008

by T. Finn
I feel the same way about Sal

Not only the current self-diagnosis thing, but just Sal in general.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

I Am a Keg. posted:

I feel the same way about Sal

Not only the current self-diagnosis thing, but just Sal in general.

Hemonglobion :downs: I used to think Sal was actually as stupid as he acts, but it just can't be possible.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
The treadmill rape joke still makes me smile. So bad.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Not sure if this was mentioned on the show yet but someone got a Babba Booey on CNN during a report of the Tsunami.

I can't tell if it's Janks or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciVBWm4ia-8&feature=player_embedded


VVVVVV I had the Gilbert laugh in my head the whole time I was reading that.

Bonzo fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Mar 15, 2011

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Awww maaaan...

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42093661/ns/today-entertainment/

quote:

Gottfried apologizes for making Japan jokes

A day after he was fired as the voice of Aflac Inc.’s iconic duck, controversial comic Gilbert Gottfried has apologized for making a series of mean-spirited Twitter jokes about the earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan,” he tells The Hollywood Reporter in a statement Tuesday. “I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families."

Gottfried has voiced the duck in the insurer's TV ad campaign in the U.S. since 2000, but the company said Monday that the dozen jokes he Tweeted “were lacking in humor and certainly do not represent the thoughts and feelings of anyone at Aflac.” A nationwide casting call to find a new voice is now underway.

Aflac Inc., which made its name selling cancer expense policies in Japan in the 1970s, still derives about three-quarters of its revenue in the country.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Gilbert has apologized before for such things, it doesn't phase him. He is "reformed" or anything.

quote:

the company said Monday that the dozen jokes he Tweeted “were lacking in humor"

He should be able to sue them over that, cause those are funny.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-
When I saw he apologized I had hoped he would then go right back to twitter and start up again...in true gilbert style.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


Too much hair, but not a bad cover.

I Am a Keg.
Sep 25, 2008

by T. Finn
Oh Topman :sissies:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

-Atom- posted:



Too much hair, but not a bad cover.

If he was wearing a cowboy hat I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Well, maybe the tattoo would give it away.

EDIT: I have a feeling I know what will be hanging above Mary Ann's bed in the future.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

-Atom- posted:



Too much hair, but not a bad cover.

he is happier than ever? huh.

I'd like to read that article, or if anyone has already, wanna give some highlights?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Bonzo posted:

If he was wearing a cowboy hat I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Imus looks exponentially worse.

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null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
A simple photoshop and he would look like he is picking his nose.

hypersober
Mar 27, 2006
...
I think it's a bad photo. Looks like his nose is growing longer as you stare at it.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Former Human posted:

Imus looks exponentially worse.



Is that Howard K Stern on the left there?

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Does he keep his hair long to try to hide his nose? I guess it kinda works but holy poo poo that nose.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Evil Agita posted:

Does he keep his hair long to try to hide his nose? I guess it kinda works but holy poo poo that nose.

That's post plastic surgery as well.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

GenoCanSing posted:

"I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan,” he tells The Hollywood Reporter in a statement Tuesday. “I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families."

LOL as if Gilbert came up with that BS.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

-Atom- posted:




Good mornin Howard ya hook nosed jew bastard!

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
That cover is the worst, sorry.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

AxeManiac posted:

A simple photoshop and he would look like he is picking his nose.

I was just about to say that! I thought to myself, as soon as I saw that picture, it looks like Howard is picking his nose, yeah.

Wooty
Dec 21, 2002

Millstone posted:

LOL as if Gilbert came up with that BS.

It is not even a real apology

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Charlie Sheen's Porn Star Party Friend Kacey Jordan Attempts Suicide

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Who would have guessed an alcoholic porn star who has had six abortions and hideous genitals would attempt suicide?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
She tried to blame it on Charlie? That's lame. I'm pretty sure she was hosed up long before meeting that guy.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Hahah Lisa GEEEEEEEEE is crying because Greg called her out on being a unprofessional moron.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Lisa G is pretty awful at her job.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Listening to TWUS, I never realized how much Gary curses. Seriously, every third word he says is "gently caress" and often, it's just added for color not due to anger or an extreme situation.

It makes him sound kind of stupid.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Fred curses a ton too when he gets the chance to talk. I noticed it more on Ferrall when he could speak at length and it was a constant stream of expletives.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Former Human posted:

Fred curses a ton too when he gets the chance to talk. I noticed it more on Ferrall when he could speak at length and it was a constant stream of expletives.

When was he on Scott's show?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

September 2007

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Holy poo poo, Fred slaying me with the Gilbert laugh drops today.

I think we have two awesome classic Stern bits so far this week: Ronnie doing live reads of the Ronnie TOPLESS drops while the crazy pet lady was on the phone, and using Gilbert's laugh drops to mock his getting fired for comments about Japan.

I'm sorry but, ""Hey Gilbet, what do you think of THAT?" will get me every time. This morning I was laughing so hard that the back of my head ached.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-
As much as I hate ronnie, T-O-P-L-E-S-S is gold. The only thing that was funny or intriguing during the hagar interview was when his wife came in and they started doing that.

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

As much as I hate ronnie, T-O-P-L-E-S-S is gold. The only thing that was funny or intriguing during the hagar interview was when his wife came in and they started doing that.

I don't know, I thought it was a pretty good interview. Between the Eruption gag and the alien abduction story, I got more laughs out of it than most of the long interviews.

And yes, T-O-P-L-E-S-S? has definitely made Ronnie more bearable, though I seem to remember him having a typical tiff with some random caller this morning. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING HUH? And of course they're almost always unemployed.

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