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It's better radio for Howard to pretend to need a recap on everything and then they spend 15 minutes recapping it and shooting the poo poo than for him to go "Oh yeah" and then the audience who has no clue about whatever event/person they're talking about is left in the dark AND they have to kill 15 minutes with other content.
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When they display a person on TV news or sports, they often put their name and what they do in text below the picture. It maybe Howard's way of framing who he is talking about.
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Mar 17, 2011 19:18
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Ugh, *I* don't want to hear these awful animal sob stories, either, Howard!
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Mar 17, 2011 19:42
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I'm going to make up a rumor that Seth turned Howard down when it came to making "Howard Stern: The High School Years" cartoon, and ever since Howard has pretended that he has no idea who Seth is.
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Mar 17, 2011 20:02
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Add in something about Amanda Peet.
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Mar 17, 2011 20:35
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I was completely shocked to hear ronnie wears a ton of cologne.
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Mar 17, 2011 20:36
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:I was completely shocked to hear ronnie wears a ton of cologne. What kind of cologne and where can I get some?
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Mar 17, 2011 20:38
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Ronnie loves Mambo.
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Mar 17, 2011 20:53
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pkd88 posted:What kind of cologne and where can I get some? http://www.amazon.com/Mambo-Liz-Claiborne-Cologne-Ounces/dp/B0009OAHOQ If you read the reviews there's someone who says they use it to clean their limousine, from a year ago. 
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Mar 17, 2011 21:11
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:http://www.amazon.com/Mambo-Liz-Claiborne-Cologne-Ounces/dp/B0009OAHOQ Bonnie M's review of Mambo: I just want to warn you ladies out there that as soon as my husband started wearing Mambo he left me. The 5'5" Mambo Man ditched his mock turtle necks and went straight to skull t-shirts after spraying this poison all over him. Be warned!!! Strippahs and even regular chicks love this stuff and will stop at nothing to be with your man.
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Mar 17, 2011 21:19
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http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b23...s_celebritynews Howard talking about Artie and the possibility of his return. Didn't see this here, so I'm sorry if I missed it or if it's old news.
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Mar 17, 2011 21:39
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quote:Stern, who was extremely supportive of Lange both on and off air, is hesitant to allow Lange on. Stern says it's because he wants to protect Lange and do the right thing. gently caress you Howard
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Mar 17, 2011 21:45
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I think its hilarious how Ronnie has no idea that when a girl tells him he smells good, it really means "holy poo poo, you are wearing way too much cologne".
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Mar 17, 2011 21:48
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sedative posted:gently caress you Howard Trust me when I say I want Artie back on as much as anyone, but it's not like I don't see where he's coming from. Maybe he's talking out of both sides of his mouth, but I don't think he's wrong either.
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Mar 17, 2011 21:52
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DangerDummy! posted:Trust me when I say I want Artie back on as much as anyone, but it's not like I don't see where he's coming from. Maybe he's talking out of both sides of his mouth, but I don't think he's wrong either. How is letting Artie come on the show doing wrong by him? Artie wants to come on and explain things apparently. I'm a little confused by the comment myself.
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Mar 17, 2011 21:55
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MrMidnight posted:How is letting Artie come on the show doing wrong by him? Artie wants to come on and explain things apparently. I'm a little confused by the comment myself. Unless they are going to make it "off limits" for jokes and stuff it may not be a good thing for him. The guy did stab himself in the stomach 9 times, that's a goldmine for ridicule. I can hear sal already.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:07
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Unless they are going to make it "off limits" for jokes and stuff it may not be a good thing for him. The guy did stab himself in the stomach 9 times, that's a goldmine for ridicule. I can hear sal already. Exactly. It's not hard to figure out if you've ever heard the show before.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:12
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DangerDummy! posted:Trust me when I say I want Artie back on as much as anyone, but it's not like I don't see where he's coming from. Maybe he's talking out of both sides of his mouth, but I don't think he's wrong either. I agree with this. Artie made this situation complicated not Howard.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:13
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Howard feels guilty because he was such an enabler...Artie is a reflection of a huge failure on Howard's part. There is no way he is going to be coming on the show.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:26
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Artie's also a huge baby who's totally unable to take the same medicine he dishes out. I just got done listening to his epic "I gently caress!!! I DO THE loving!!!" style rant on Sal & Richard from Nov 5-6, 2007 where in his butt became quite hurt because Sal made a single joke about Artie's dad falling off a ladder, which happened after 3 weeks of Artie doing the Emotional Friend jokes about Sal's failing marriage. Artie's justification (I'm a better and more important person in Showbizness than you) was fantastic.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:41
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^^^ Artie also exposed a really big rift in the show. gently caress honesty: that's for the lesser-paid people.Kelly posted:Howard feels guilty because he was such an enabler...Artie is a reflection of a huge failure on Howard's part. There is no way he is going to be coming on the show. This. It won't take much for people to bring up the enabling if Artie comes back. Plus Howard would have to explain the years of overlooking the addiction combined with multiple guest stars referring to it. There's no way to spin that outside of Howard using Artie's addiction as comedy, and that comes off as callous and cruel. Howard is only speaking out about it because it still haunts the show and his lack of explanation at the beginning of 2010 caused more rumors to circulate.
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Mar 17, 2011 22:45
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FogHelmut posted:"That's Seth MacFarlane, the host of the night. You know him, Robin. What does he do again?" He also claims to have never watched the Simpsons or Seinfeld. Seinfeld? Really? You had him on a couple times and your dad is a Seinfeld nut, and you haven't caught any of the reruns at least?
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Mar 17, 2011 23:03
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chiz posted:He also claims to have never watched the Simpsons or Seinfeld. Seinfeld? Really? You had him on a couple times and your dad is a Seinfeld nut, and you haven't caught any of the reruns at least? I clearly remember Howard saying years ago that he loved the episode when Kramer works at an office but doesn't really have a job. He just showed up and blended in. He spcifically pointed out the scene where his briefcase is full of crackers.
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Mar 18, 2011 00:41
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Unless they are going to make it "off limits" for jokes and stuff it may not be a good thing for him. The guy did stab himself in the stomach 9 times, that's a goldmine for ridicule. I can hear sal already. It's not that they would have to make it off limits, this isn't like shoving veggies up your rear end or even getting molested by your father as a child, this is something tangible and could easily set him off again. You can rail on anyone because you know they can take it, but you can't know Artie can take it. Even if you do make the jokes, it couldn't be as funny because it would hang out like a black cloud. You can make a joke about a dead baby, but you can't make it to a mother with a dead baby. It just isn't the same and becomes sad or cruel, not funny. It would be really hard to work Artie back into the show, more so because he was the unrelenting rear end in a top hat, he was the gruff dog that Howard would unmuzzle and let him maul anyone he wanted. Now Artie has a GIANT weakspot (literally he doesn't have the stomach for it now, lol) and couldn't fight on even ground with anyone. First time he rags on Eric the Midget, or throws money at a whore and degrades her, they can just slam this back in his face and bring it to a dark place. I love Artie, I want him on the show so bad, but I don't think he can come back.
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Mar 18, 2011 01:19
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Ether Frenzy posted:Artie's also a huge baby who's totally unable to take the same medicine he dishes out. He is right to a degree. You know, if Don Rickels is doing his thing and making fun of you, and you just call him a worthless old shithead who should be dead, you kind of can't counter that. Making fun of Artie about his dad is sorta like doing that. Granted that is very childish and Artie really can't handle too many personal attacks (even before his own personal attack on his guts) but he doesn't need to really from the peanut gallery. Sal and Richard, as lovable as they are, are the peanut gallery.
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Mar 18, 2011 01:22
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Shuli was sitting in on Liquid Metal yesterday for some reason. He's all over the place.
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Mar 18, 2011 01:37
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pkd88 posted:What kind of cologne and where can I get some? Mambo was a whole topic a couple years ago, apparently it's discontinued and the value of it shot up like a rocket when they talked about Ronnie's use of it on the show and it was impossible to locate. Plus it's an awesome name for cologne
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Mar 18, 2011 01:50
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AxeManiac posted:
I can't speak for some random callers, or even Sal and Richard, but I think that Artie could easily handle ETM or some hooker.  Hey Aar..Tie, go st..ab yourself Hey midget, go take a fuckin walk off a bridge, oh wait, YOU CAN'T WALK BECAUSE YOU'RE A loving INVALID MIDGET. Hey artie why don't you try and kill yourself again Hey oval office, go get gang analed by a bunch of (ethnic minority, filthy old men various social outcasts etc.)
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Mar 18, 2011 01:51
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Out of bored curiosity I just checked out Jeff the Drunk's twitter. What a moron. http://twitter.com/jeffthedrunk1 Any iPhone listeners install the new version of the app? It seems much better than the old one, haven't had many buffering issues since the upgrade.
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Mar 18, 2011 02:03
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I have the new app. The interface alone is a huge improvement - and to your buffering point, flipping through the channels is smooth.
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Mar 18, 2011 02:43
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He watched Seinfeld all the time. Remember the Gange porno mishap from when he was working for Howard and was supposed to send Seinfeld tapes to Alison's sick friend? I think it is as others have claimed, simply a way to clue the audience in and eat up some time. I don't think he watches a lot of cartoons or anything but he's not as ignorant as he makes himself out to be.
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Mar 18, 2011 02:44
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What did the tapes have to do with him watching Seinfeld? I've heard that incident rehashed and replayed (wasn't a Stern fan back when it actually happened) and I never got the vibe that they were his personal tapes that he recorded off of TV or something. It actually sounded like he pulled some network strings somewhere and was able to obtain a bunch of tapes from them. I'm not saying you're wrong but he definitely seems like a person who knows very little about Seinfeld, although obviously he has seen it before. He just didn't seem like a big fan or a big watcher of it. As far as I remember, I think it's specifically the Simpsons that he claims to have never watched a single episode of, which yeah, is probably BS too.
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AxeManiac posted:He is right to a degree. You know, if Don Rickels is doing his thing and making fun of you, and you just call him a worthless old shithead who should be dead, you kind of can't counter that. Making fun of Artie about his dad is sorta like doing that. Yeah, but the thing is - if you said that to Rickels, he'd then bust your balls with how lame what you just said was for the next 45 minutes, extending your abuse by 300% and generally being hilarious. Artie, because he was/is an insecure giant sad clown instead of someone with some emotional stability, decided to milk every last drop of feeling sorry for himself instead and did a 15 minute douchechill monologue on the reasons he's a more important human being than Richard and Sal (Main point: he has more money) -- Basically, in most cases I do agree with that sentiment, but in this one it was pure doucheness because nothing Sal said was any more hurtful than any of the various abuses Artie has dealt out to any of the human beings they have on the show less fortunate than Artie and with real afflictions (Siobhan's sexual identity, Eric the ack ack SHITCOCK's general life situation, etc etc.) in which case no joke is too low (and I wholeheartedly enjoy every low joke they do as long as it's funny) - and then Artie gets all unreasonably bent out of shape because he's had a bad day and his heroin dealer was indifferent to his massive celebrity, or something. The joke he took offense to had happened like 3 weeks prior in an actually funny song (Sal's one comedic talent) - and he decided to just let it build up, and then when he had enough self pity stored up he decided to take it out on someone vaguely responsible, Richard & Sal. He was pretty goddamn harsh on Richard for absolutely no reason other than Richard's proximity to Sal when the joke in question was made. (Artie had taken the day off prior to this blow up in order to have withdrawals or chase the dragon or whatever the gently caress his reasons for skipping work actually were back then when he gave his fantastic "Hey Gar" performances.) So looking back at Artie the Junkie I don't really feel a lot of sympathy for his plight of "A parent died while I was an adult, 18 years ago, and then a bunch of influential people in my chosen field agreed with my assessment of my talent and gave me a ton of money". There's no way he could possibly do his job as Howard's attack dog now, he could barely handle mild ribbing then. This is the shows from November 5 through 7, 2007. http://marksfriggin.com/news07/11-5.htm Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Mar 18, 2011 |
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Mar 18, 2011 03:42
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In other news, 11-08-07 is the debut of the Amy Fisher porn tape for anyone who was interested in those clips.
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Mar 18, 2011 04:59
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musclecoder posted:I'm glad Howard got rid of the guy with the infectious laugh quickly, but what in the gently caress were they thinking to have him on in the first place? I love that Robin actually said that she believes SHE has the most infectious laugh in the world. Jesus. Maybe Dr. Drew should re-test her; she might have gained a couple points and now be up to 35 or 36 since the initial test.
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Mar 18, 2011 05:09
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Artie should not come back on the show until he is ready to take his seat again. At that point he will be able to tell the story and make it funny. If he can't do that, it is not time for him.
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Mar 18, 2011 05:16
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chiz posted:He also claims to have never watched the Simpsons or Seinfeld. Seinfeld? Really? You had him on a couple times and your dad is a Seinfeld nut, and you haven't caught any of the reruns at least? Billy West was on the show for like five years and Howard never saw Ren and Stimpy. Or how many times has Howard promised to go see someone's act, like Colin Quinn's one man show, and NEVER followed through? I don't know why this is hard to believe for anyone who listens to the show. Howard would rather tivo The Bachelor and play chess than watch popular sitcoms.
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Mar 18, 2011 06:08
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Ether Frenzy posted:Artie's also a huge baby who's totally unable to take the same medicine he dishes out. Didn't he give that justification because it all started with Sal and Richard whining about Artie getting special treatment? How Artie gets to sleep during the show, how Gary is always siding with him, how overall he gets treated better than they do? I just got done watching the earlier Oct 31 show. Sal and Richard are the ones that come off butt hurt here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdQglXeDo8
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Mar 18, 2011 07:07
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Lisa G crying because of Gregg Karmel
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