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Defleshed
Nov 18, 2004

F is for... FREEDOM

Hippokleides posted:

Looks like our state beat your state:




http://wjbc.com/state-jobs-cut-due-to-end-of-death-penalty/
http://qctimes.com/news/state-and-regional/illinois/article_0fcdfb2e-51ca-11e0-980a-001cc4c03286.html


37 appellate defenders went down with the death penalty. For the prosecution side of things, we did not have a dedicated death department, and I'm not aware of any losses.

Oh man that's gonna cause some head explosions among the reactionary idiots in Illinois.

RAR NO MORE DEATH PENALTY IMPEACH QUINN FRY THE MEXICANS!! b...bu... but STATE JOBS CUT?! MY TAX DOLLARS! HOORAY! WE LOVE YOU QUINN!

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Roger_Mudd
Jul 18, 2003

Buglord

nm posted:

So the PD's Office i was volunteering for is expecting to lay off 30 attorneys. Many of whom are quite a few years out of law school and have kids.

Don't go to law school.

TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Defleshed posted:

Oh man that's gonna cause some head explosions among the reactionary idiots in Illinois.

RAR NO MORE DEATH PENALTY IMPEACH QUINN FRY THE MEXICANS!! b...bu... but STATE JOBS CUT?! MY TAX DOLLARS! HOORAY! WE LOVE YOU QUINN!

That's gotta be a real bittersweet moment for the people who got laid off though. It's like, you're super opposed to the death penalty and you spend your entire career defending people from it, and you finally get your ultimate victory and get rid of the death penalty completely and OOPS we don't need you anymore you're fired

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Hippokleides posted:

37 appellate defenders went down with the death penalty.
I'll take that trade.

Hippokleides posted:

For the prosecution side of things, we did not have a dedicated death department, and I'm not aware of any losses.
State appellate work isn't very hard:
Error waived
if not waived, no error
if error, harmless
if not harmless, "but look what he did!"
repeat until affirmed

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Hippokleides posted:

Looks like our state beat your state:




http://wjbc.com/state-jobs-cut-due-to-end-of-death-penalty/
http://qctimes.com/news/state-and-regional/illinois/article_0fcdfb2e-51ca-11e0-980a-001cc4c03286.html


37 appellate defenders went down with the death penalty. For the prosecution side of things, we did not have a dedicated death department, and I'm not aware of any losses.

This is a county. Maybe 100ish PDs.

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009
Another reason not to go to law school: clients.

One of the partners at the firm I work for got an email question from a former client. This being a criminal issue, said partner handed it off to my boss, who burst into laughter before promptly making it my duty to try to keep a straight face while answering this legal question that she wanted kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL:

Former Client has a Buddy with a warrant for FTA emanating from a 15 year old dog at large charge. Client is now afraid of hanging out with Buddy since she found out about the FTA. Client is encouraging Buddy to get it handled, but is afraid to go with Buddy down to the SO to turn himself in. Because,

"If I go with him when he turns himself in won't I become an accomplice!?"

:ughh:

zzyzx
Mar 2, 2004

Client sounds like a real loose cannon.

srsly
Aug 1, 2003

Why is she still even talking to him? Patriot act has her phone tapped for sure. She's screwed.

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009
I get something that stupid and/or crazy at least once a week. This week has been the Brain Damage Special though.

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
From the Supreme Court argument for J.D.B. v. North Carolina, which is about if you have to give the Miranda warning to a juvenile questioned by police at school. Mr. Feigin is arguing on behalf of the United States.

quote:

JUSTICE SCALIA: We don't want Miranda warnings to be given where they are unnecessary because they are only necessary to prevent coercion, and where there's no coercion, we want confessions, don't we? And warnings deter confessions.
MR. FEIGIN: That's right, Your Honor.
JUSTICE SCALIA: Isn't that the basic reason?
MR. FEIGIN: That's right, Your Honor,
JUSTICE SCALIA: So it's not cost-free to require Miranda warnings.
MR. FEIGIN: That's right
JUSTICE SCALIA: It's a good thing to have the bad guys confess that they're bad guys, right?
MR. FEIGIN: That's right, Your Honor, I was trying to say earlier.

Got to love Scalia just openly saying that he wants confessions from 'the bad guys'. I wondering who he is referring to when he says 'we'?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

And you're surprised?

MoFauxHawk
Jan 1, 2007

Mickey Mouse copyright
Walt Gisnep

Ainsley McTree posted:

That's gotta be a real bittersweet moment for the people who got laid off though. It's like, you're super opposed to the death penalty and you spend your entire career defending people from it, and you finally get your ultimate victory and get rid of the death penalty completely and OOPS we don't need you anymore you're fired

And think about all the jobs lost at the Innocence Project if the death penalty is repealed too! This is why we need to keep the death penalty around. The people at the Innocence Project are saving lives!

Chewbacca Defense
Sep 6, 2009

High speed, low drag.
Wake Forest got their annual angry anonymous email to the entire campus today. Does this happen anywhere else?

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

So Scalia's position is that Mirandizing a suspect tells them that poo poo Just Got Real and makes them tend to clam up and ask for a lawyer. And since Scalia wants all suspects to blab about everything and implicate themselves as severely as possible, letting them know that poo poo Is Real should be avoided as long as possible.

Well that's entirely unsurprising I guess

cendien
Sep 14, 2008

Chewbacca Defense posted:

Wake Forest got their annual angry anonymous email to the entire campus today. Does this happen anywhere else?

You should definitely post this. It'll surely end up on above the law anyway.

Chewbacca Defense
Sep 6, 2009

High speed, low drag.
The guy CC'd Above the Law.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

so post it so we don't have to wait

Chewbacca Defense
Sep 6, 2009

High speed, low drag.

quote:

"Wes Law"

Is there someone who can please explain why do we even have librarians
at this law school anymore, and to what purpose they serve?



I hear they are suppose to teach the legal research component of legal
research and writing, but my legal writing instructor has repeatedly
corrected these teaching with reactions along the lines of; “not
exactly”, “well, let me offer you another view”, or “she sad what?”.
My experience has taught me they are responsible for generating 80% of
the work in legal research and writing class, but something along he
line of 2% of the content. Not even close to the 80 – 20 rule of
inverse proportion. I believe this school would be much better served
by eliminating the librarians from the process altogether. I hear
that is the way is use to be taught and that to give the librarians a
greater purpose they we brought into the program. Can we pause and
rethink this plan?



I have learned far more from the legal writing TAs than my part time
and just about always missing in action librarian. That’s right
PART-TIME. Has anyone else noticed the childish little clocks on the
librarian’s doors? Ms. 1 advertises she will be here at 10:00,
well its 10:35 and she still isn’t here yet. Mr. 2 is no longer
here. Dean, if you are listening, there is no need to replace
him. Mrs. 3 advertises she will be in and hour or so
earlier than Ms. 1, but you will not find her here until she is
20 to 30 minutes late as well. I checked the university’s human
resources web site and the published working hours are from 8:30 until
5:00. The two remaining librarians are cheating the system, the law
school, and your tuition dollars by and hour and half to two hour each
and every day. That’s like working four days and getting paid for
five. Do you think we will be to find a job where we can draw a full
time salary while working on a part time schedule?



Try and find them in the morning. I have often asked Mrs. 4 when
she expects Ms. 1 in and the best she can do is to raise her
hands and shrug her shoulders, indicating she has no idea. The sign
says 10:00, its 10:15, and do we know where are librarians are? NO WE
DON’T.



Mrs. 3 must have a sweet heart deal as she closes here door
several times each day, I guess to take a nap and then leaves well
before 5:00. Ms. 1 doesn’t shut herself in, but leaves for
extended periods of the day, often two to three hours. She often
stays later, but what does she do? Looking at her computer screen
though the window, you can see she shops on eBay, she shops elsewhere,
but try and get her to help you, forget it. Dealing with students
must be beneath her. Well, that is try and get her to help you if you
are a girl. If you a member of the male species she will gladly
swivel her hips and sachet her way to the desk, then flit and flirt
while trying to listen to what you are asking. Just watch her, it is
hysterical. Does she honestly think she can find someone to date
among the students at the law school?



We have one librarian that has left, and two librarians, that at best
work on a part time basis. The best use of the law school’s salary
dollars would be to fire the two unwilling to work librarians, and
hire one full time librarian that is willing to work on a full time
basis. Remove them from the LRW classroom, and engrain some customer
service attitudes in to the one we hire. Seriously, I wish the dean’s
office would survey the students about the effectiveness of the
librarians in the classroom.



While we leave for spring break, I strongly suggest Ms. 1 and
Mrs. 3 do some soul searching and ask themselves if are
ready, willing and able to work a full day as defined by the
university’s policies? Realizing of course, as high paid
professionals you may have to work some over time. Of course given
you poor work habits you have already stolen thousands of dollars from
the law school. Perhaps a generous donation to the scholarship fund
would be in order to pay us back. Are you ready, willing and able to
exhibit a customer friendly behavior towards the library’s patrons?
If Ms. 1 and Mrs. 3 are willing to change their
deviant behavior, then we should she them here with smiling faces at
8:30 a.m. on Monday when we return, otherwise we should see a help
wanted sign on the front door and their offices empty. I hope for
the later. If these two are still around, they need to be on a time
card. Clock in when you work, clock out when you take a nap, or
stroll around campus or shop on eBay. These two have proven they can
not be trusted.



I wonder if the two remaining librarians treat the faculty with the
same level of disrespect as they treat the students. Maybe that is
why we never see a faculty member in the library. They know they
can’t get any help there either.



Then again, that begs the question, why do we have such a big library
anyway, when half of the shelves are empty, most of what we access in
online and available through the web. If it wasn’t for my carrel I
would never half to set foot in it. Move the entire contents of the
library, the one remaining librarian and the few books that must
remain to basement and address all of the outstanding needs for study
space, an eating establishment, a computer lab with computers, and a
student center. How long before librarians become obsolete? Maybe
they already have.

Chewbacca Defense fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Mar 24, 2011

Sulecrist
Apr 5, 2007

Better tear off this bar association logo.

MoFauxHawk posted:

And think about all the jobs lost at the Innocence Project if the death penalty is repealed too! This is why we need to keep the death penalty around. The people at the Innocence Project are saving lives!

for the record the innocence project works on plenty (perhaps majority) non-capital cases. the ACLU foundation capital punishment project, on the other hand...

MoFauxHawk
Jan 1, 2007

Mickey Mouse copyright
Walt Gisnep
Ugh stop using "begs the question" wrong everybody.

Edit: Also yeah I thought about using that ACLU group, but the Innocence Project has better name recognition. But you're right. Man that movie Conviction that had Barry Scheck portrayed in it was such a turd.

HiddenReplaced
Apr 21, 2007

Yeah...
it's wanking time.

Chewbacca Defense posted:

"I wonder if the two remaining librarians treat the faculty with the
same level of disrespect as they treat the students. Maybe that is
why we never see a faculty member in the library. They know they
can’t get any help there either."

A law librarian's primary job is assisting the faculty in their research/publication. The reason that idiot never sees faculty members in the library is because they use this crazy thing called "e-mail" to send requests to librarians to do X, and then the librarian does X and sends it back to the professor. It's not like professors do their own research and then run into roadblocks and think "OH I'LL GO ASK THE LIBRARIAN WHAT TO DO!" What a loving retard.

Full disclosure: I worked as a library RA throughout law school, and I really like my school's law librarians and I will gently caress up any law student that insults them.

Defleshed
Nov 18, 2004

F is for... FREEDOM

Chewbacca Defense posted:

:derp:

Man that guy could have at least run that angry rear end in a top hat email through the angry rear end in a top hat spellchecker.

Who complains to the entire faculty and student body about such a thing? Man I loving hate law students.

The King of England
Mar 27, 2009

I sleep in a racing car - do YOU?

Chewbacca Defense posted:


While we leave for spring break, I strongly suggest Ms. 1 and
Mrs. 3 do some soul searching and ask themselves if are
ready, willing and able to work a full day as defined by the
university’s policies? Realizing of course, as high paid
professionals you may have to work some over time.


What a little snot. I strongly suggest he does some soul searching and asks himself if he is ready, willing and able to get a loving grip. Realizing of course, no one will ever care about whether or not he feels entitled to something.

Chewbacca Defense
Sep 6, 2009

High speed, low drag.

Defleshed posted:

Man that guy could have at least run that angry rear end in a top hat email through the angry rear end in a top hat spellchecker.

Who complains to the entire faculty and student body about such a thing? Man I loving hate law students.

Someone does it every year. It makes us look pretty lame.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Chewbacca Defense posted:

Someone does it every year. It makes us look pretty lame.

What a weird tradition. Maybe there's a secret society devoted to putting them together. Wake Forest J. Law & Bitchy Emails.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Konstantin posted:

From the Supreme Court argument for J.D.B. v. North Carolina, which is about if you have to give the Miranda warning to a juvenile questioned by police at school. Mr. Feigin is arguing on behalf of the United States.


Got to love Scalia just openly saying that he wants confessions from 'the bad guys'. I wondering who he is referring to when he says 'we'?

For some reason I feel like Scalia is being sarcastic, but then I read the transcript.

There is a whole lot of joking around and laughing in there considering the subject matter.

Also I just love it when they address attorneys and solicitors general as "General So-and-So"

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Phil Moscowitz posted:

For some reason I feel like Scalia is being sarcastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T72vgAEX66M

Never assume this

wacko_-
Mar 29, 2004

Chewbacca Defense posted:

Wake Forest got their annual angry anonymous email to the entire campus today. Does this happen anywhere else?

They're early this year.
Gunners.

Back in my day, the angry anonymous email bitched about Career Services around finals time.

This is adding value to my diploma btw.

Draile
May 6, 2004

forlorn llama
Has anyone posted the New York Times article on how the Yale law library is loaning a therapy dog.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/22/education/22dog.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=homepage

The New York Times" posted:

Black’s Law Dictionary? Check.

An Introduction to Legal Reasoning? Check.

Small, cute dog? Check.

Yale Law School, renowned for competitiveness and its Supreme Court justices, is embarking on a pilot program next week in which students can check out a “therapy dog” named Monty along with the library’s collection of more than one million books.

While the law school is saying little so far about its dog-lending program, it has distributed a memo to students with the basics: that Monty will be available at the circulation desk to stressed-out students for 30 minutes at a time beginning Monday, for a three-day trial run.

“It is well documented that visits from therapy dogs have resulted in increased happiness, calmness and overall emotional well-being,” Blair Kauffman, the law librarian, wrote in an e-mail to students.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


"dog-lending program"

Some word you just don't expect to see put together, but then there they are anyway

Lilosh
Jul 13, 2001
I'm Lilosh with an OSHY

Draile posted:

Has anyone posted the New York Times article on how the Yale law library is loaning a therapy dog.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/22/education/22dog.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=homepage

I'm fairly certain this was revealed to be a hoax, and the NYT didn't pick up on it.

Or, perhaps, the hoax spurred an actual dog-loaning program

Edit: The program starts next week. I guess it's the latter.

Sulecrist
Apr 5, 2007

Better tear off this bar association logo.

MoFauxHawk posted:

Ugh stop using "begs the question" wrong everybody.

Edit: Also yeah I thought about using that ACLU group, but the Innocence Project has better name recognition. But you're right. Man that movie Conviction that had Barry Scheck portrayed in it was such a turd.

I actually just watched that tonight. We had a bunch of exonerees and admitted students in the audience and there was some laughing and gasping and crying and I guess people liked it. I thought it was a little contrived (and afterward one of our professors was like "if they'd made that movie about the Duke Law IP the movie would've been four hours longer; DNA is for chumps") but I liked that the guy from the OC was in it.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Draile posted:

Has anyone posted the New York Times article on how the Yale law library is loaning a therapy dog.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/22/education/22dog.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=homepage

trip report re: breed please

scribe jones
Sep 17, 2008

One of the key problems in the analysis of this puzzling book is to be able to differentiate a real language from meaningless writing.


meeting the red guy for drinks on saturday, think I'm gonna print out some poo poo from this thread to show him. help me law school thread you're my only hope :smith:

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

scribe jones posted:



meeting the red guy for drinks on saturday, think I'm gonna print out some poo poo from this thread to show him. help me law school thread you're my only hope :smith:

Meh, we have three Washington grads who got jobs here after our former chief justice tried to set up a scratch-my-back-scratch-yours thing with their admissions, and they're p. cool. There's worse places to go.

Leif.
Mar 27, 2005

Son of the Defender
Formerly Diplomaticus/SWATJester

scribe jones posted:



meeting the red guy for drinks on saturday, think I'm gonna print out some poo poo from this thread to show him. help me law school thread you're my only hope :smith:

Two likes already....heresy spreads like a fire :commissar:

hypocrite lecteur
Aug 21, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

SWATJester posted:

I want to know more. Why won't they tell me how this ends?

Some intrepid goon -- find a copy of this depo?

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2011/03/18/what-is-a-copy-machine-presenting-a-deposition-for-the-ages/

Funniest thing

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/03/deposition-battle-over-definition-of-photocopy.html

Including

quote:

D: I’m sorry. I didn’t know what that meant. I understand that there are photocopying machines, and there are different types of them just like –

PL: Are there any in the Recorder’s office?

D: — there are different cars. Some of them run under gas power, some of them under electric power, and I’m asking if you could help me out by explaining what you mean by “photocopying machines” –-

PL: That’s a great point.

D: -- instead of trying to make me feel stupid.

PL: If you feel stupid, it’s not because I’m making you feel that way.

DL: Objection.

hypocrite lecteur
Aug 21, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Save me jeebus posted:

Another reason not to go to law school: clients.

No way sitting in a tight little room alone with a criminal is half the fun

especially if they're the kind of hardcase who skips out on dog related charges

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

hypocrite lecteur posted:

No way sitting in a tight little room alone with a criminal is half the fun

especially if they're the kind of hardcase who skips out on dog related charges

Are you in the frozen north yet? I'm thinking of applying for a clerkship and it's due today.

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remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009

hypocrite lecteur posted:

No way sitting in a tight little room alone with a criminal is half the fun


I have a conference room for client intake. :smugdog:

I don't mind most of our clients, and I have never felt unsafe; mostly annoyed. The worst ones are always the ones with petty offenses, or secure, middle- to upper-middle-class parents of dumbfuck kids who usually do something stupid involving adolescent females with a BAC >.08. Those ones have what I like to call "Only Client Syndrome."

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