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I need to pour some coffee down my rear end. What makes it all hilarious is that Robin gets caught once in a while eating poo poo like greasy fast food french fries, one of the worst processed and 'chemical' laden foods.
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Has Robin ever explained why she does the coffee enemas? What is the benefit of it over water or not doing it at all?
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Mar 27, 2011 22:58
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pkd88 posted:Has Robin ever explained why she does the coffee enemas? What is the benefit of it over water or not doing it at all? It's to detox your body, which is a load of horseshit. The idea is that your intestines are stuffed jam-packed full of feces. It's like spackle all inside you. Of course that's not true. The enema flushes all that stuff out thus detoxing you and making you healthy. Enemas have zero health benefits.
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Mar 27, 2011 23:02
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pkd88 posted:I should get an athlete avatar so everyone will know what I want to be when I grow up. You act like a baby sometimes.
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Mar 27, 2011 23:12
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pkd88 posted:Keep on rocking with your sports avatar LMAO! Getting away from this wonderful food and diet topic, here's the original TOPLESS prank call that was asked for earlier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhLulnRo7XI
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Mar 27, 2011 23:13
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Joe Don Baker posted:It's to detox your body, which is a load of horseshit. The idea is that your intestines are stuffed jam-packed full of feces. It's like spackle all inside you. Of course that's not true. The enema flushes all that stuff out thus detoxing you and making you healthy. Enemas have zero health benefits. And those who have enemas usually flush out some fecal remains, hence 'proving' the idea of intestinal spackle and such. Never mind that impacted feces to that extent would kill you outright in a painful matter. It's quite the urban legend. Snopes goes into it more: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp
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Mar 27, 2011 23:17
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:And those who have enemas usually flush out some fecal remains, hence 'proving' the idea of intestinal spackle and such. Never mind that impacted feces to that extent would kill you outright in a painful matter. Yeah you'll definitely get some poo. IIRC enemas are done before certain medical procedures so the doctors don't get any surprises.
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Mar 27, 2011 23:19
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Shes Not Impressed posted:You act like a baby sometimes. So I should pick a soccer player?
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Mar 27, 2011 23:21
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Joe Don Baker posted:Yeah you'll definitely get some poo. IIRC enemas are done before certain medical procedures so the doctors don't get any surprises. At my last job, we had a woman who ate clay and claimed it detoxed her by (the usual as I understand it) pushing left behind stuff through her and pulled out the toxins in her system. I think it was bentonite clay http://goo.gl/oDj2t This woman was an engineer (I consider almost a science type person) and still believed this stuff. After a few days of eating just this stuff (it was mixed with water or juice) she always ended up physically in pain and sick.
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Mar 27, 2011 23:26
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pkd88 posted:At my last job, we had a woman who ate clay and claimed it detoxed her by (the usual as I understand it) pushing left behind stuff through her and pulled out the toxins in her system. I think it was bentonite clay http://goo.gl/oDj2t I use bentonite in various forms at work on an almost daily basis. It swells to many times its size when hydrated. I'm surprised she didn't clog her intestines using that poo poo, but I guess in small quantities maybe its not so bad. I use it by the 50 pound bag.
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Mar 27, 2011 23:46
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pkd88 posted:No space to grow food in the ghetto apartment. Honestly, I would not do it anyway, I have no patience for stuff like that. I had Wes Studi from Last of the Mohicans (because he plays the baddest assed Indians in any Native American movies) but then I got banned for a while and came back and now it's gone I guess. Oh btw guys I somehow disabled avatars in Firefox, can anyone tell me how to undo it real quick? Also I have a question, have any of you called in the show and gotten on and if so, what did you talk about and what did Howard say?
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Mar 27, 2011 23:54
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I believe they said they used coffee because it's an antioxidant.
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Mar 28, 2011 00:32
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Here is a link to info on it http://www.ineedcoffee.com/01/enema/
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Mar 28, 2011 00:57
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Eddie Van Halen cured cancer.
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Mar 28, 2011 01:02
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Dr. Sarno cured ... everything.
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Mar 28, 2011 01:14
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High Pitch cured his pussy with toughat cream.
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Mar 28, 2011 01:33
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Remember when Robin would fly to L.A. to have her blood recirculated and then bought an electric blanket that was supposed to remove all her toxins? Yeah, that's who I'll be taking my medical/nutritional advice from. edit: someone else already mentioned the magnets behind the ears, right?
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Mar 28, 2011 01:59
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Smeep posted:Remember when Robin would fly to L.A. to have her blood recirculated and then bought an electric blanket that was supposed to remove all her toxins? Yeah, that's who I'll be taking my medical/nutritional advice from. You'd think someone who would so something stupid like that would wear a wig to hide her slow decline into Divine.
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Mar 28, 2011 02:01
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:You'd think someone who would so something stupid like that would wear a wig to hide her slow decline into Divine. She doesn't miss people, so why would she miss her hair?
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Mar 28, 2011 02:11
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:You'd think someone who would so something stupid like that would wear a wig to hide her slow decline into Divine. "Dog feces are sterile and clean out your system!"
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Mar 28, 2011 02:13
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Shes Not Impressed posted:She doesn't miss people, so why would she miss her hair?  She's figured out one more way to lose weight without exercise 
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Mar 28, 2011 02:14
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That's loving scary. I also forgot about the toxin removing blanket.
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Mar 28, 2011 02:16
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drat 57 posts and all are about Robin's diet. I thought something awesome (or terrible) happened
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Mar 28, 2011 02:39
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Ribsauce posted:drat 57 posts and all are about Robin's diet. I thought something awesome (or terrible) happened Something terrible did happen.
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Mar 28, 2011 02:42
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Ribsauce posted:drat 57 posts and all are about Robin's diet. I thought something awesome (or terrible) happened I thought the same too.
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Mar 28, 2011 02:53
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Lisa G is a judge on Iron Chef America right now.
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Mar 28, 2011 03:18
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John Hine was quietly watching the last 50 posts in the background with a XXL Steelers shirt on.
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Mar 28, 2011 03:22
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You think she's gotten this far because nobody wants to tell her?
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Mar 28, 2011 03:22
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Shes Not Impressed posted:John Hine was quietly watching the last 50 posts in the background with a XXL Steelers shirt on. I was beginning to make JonHein_pedobear.jpg but it's late so just pretend that's what you're looking at
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Mar 28, 2011 05:51
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Millstone posted:I was beginning to make JonHein_pedobear.jpg but it's late so just pretend that's what you're looking at Something like this? http://i51.tinypic.com/350trpv.jpg
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Here's a slightly NWS one. http://i54.tinypic.com/ftzs5f.jpg I'd actually be interested to see what SFN could come up with. They've got some kind of retard strength when it comes to Photoshop skills. Some of those ETM pictures were amazing.
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Mar 28, 2011 06:27
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Chimneyfish posted:Here's a slightly NWS one. John can fit into every single one of those "When you see it you'll poo poo bricks" images. Yours is definitely more sinister haha
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Mar 28, 2011 06:30
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Poor Howard - if he can't figure out/remember how to change the resolution of a photo in Photoshop, he should just give up now.
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Mar 28, 2011 11:17
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Yucko is less funny and less interesting than Lisa Lampanelli.
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Mar 28, 2011 16:26
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This is the Something Awful version of Gary and "What do you do for a living?":pkd88 posted:I love that you feel the need to tell me what I do or don't know. pkd88 posted:What happened to your avatar? didn't you used to have some sort of zombie/death thing?
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Mar 28, 2011 17:28
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Mar 28, 2011 17:30
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sedative posted:That's rich coming from an Elvis Costello avatar Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger.
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Mar 28, 2011 18:48
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Kelly posted:Poor Howard - if he can't figure out/remember how to change the resolution of a photo in Photoshop, he should just give up now. Sorry guys I have to go meet Howard for his class, I'm teaching him how to go File -> Save for Web & Devices and then hit okay. He's on his third lesson now of that but I think he's really turned the corner. He's paying me $45,000 an hour
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Ether Frenzy posted:Sorry guys I have to go meet Howard for his class, I'm teaching him how to go File -> Save for Web & Devices and then hit okay. Look at that opulent Howard Stern when JD can't even afford a used toothbrush.
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