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"Your pitch hit the dirt faster than your fuckin brother". Yucko shut gary down hard.
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I missed most of the show, did Yucko do the brother jokes during The Wrap up Show or his interview?
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Mar 28, 2011 20:07
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:"Your pitch hit the dirt faster than your fuckin brother". Yucko shut gary down hard. That's hosed up. I know it's Yucko's schtick but that's brutal and not very funny
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Mar 28, 2011 20:14
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Streebs posted:That's hosed up. I know it's Yucko's schtick but that's brutal and not very funny HEY BINDY YOU WANNA BINDY ON THIS
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Mar 28, 2011 20:16
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Jesus Christ quit sucking Steve Martin's dick for five minutes, Howard.
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Mar 28, 2011 21:45
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Smeep posted:Jesus Christ quit sucking Steve Martin's dick for five minutes, Howard. To be fair Steve Martin is a comedic genius.
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Mar 28, 2011 21:48
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-Atom- posted:To be fair Steve Martin is a comedic genius. That doesn't mean I want to hear "Steve Martin is a genius" repeated for four hours.
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Mar 28, 2011 21:51
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Did anyone else catch the uncomfortable moment when they brought up Owen Wilson and Artie and the methods they used in their suicide attempts? It got real quiet and then Robin just went back to the news. edit: here's the clip http://www.mediafire.com/?9xsus3d9z79g364 God it made me cringe sedative fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Mar 28, 2011 |
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Mar 28, 2011 21:53
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Streebs posted:That's hosed up. I know it's Yucko's schtick but that's brutal and not very funny Was this something said ironically or something because if you (someone) feel that way you(they) probably shouldn't listen to the show.
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Mar 28, 2011 22:03
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Smeep posted:That doesn't mean I want to hear "Steve Martin is a genius" repeated for four hours. Steve Martin invented comedy just like Steve Jobs invented computers.
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Mar 28, 2011 22:11
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Vakal posted:Steve Martin invented comedy just like Steve Jobs invented computers. Ha, yeah. I remember when Howard said both of those things.
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Mar 28, 2011 22:17
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Was this something said ironically or something because if you (someone) feel that way you(they) probably shouldn't listen to the show. It was not said ironically. I (me) like the show but Yucko(the clown) is an unfunny douche(bag).
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Mar 28, 2011 22:25
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Streebs posted:It was not said ironically. I (me) like the show but Yucko(the clown) is an unfunny douche(bag). Hmm, well I don't think he is all that funny either but that quote was par for the course for the where people will go for a burn. Ya know...like your father molesting you or horrible tales of your fathers lengthy demise in a hospital being game.
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Mar 28, 2011 22:32
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Hmm, well I don't think he is all that funny either but that quote was par for the course for the where people will go for a burn. Did Yucko joke about that too or are you implying my father molested me?
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Mar 28, 2011 22:36
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Before Artie roast he gave an interview for Howard TV where they asked him if he was worried about any jokes. He only the hacks would have to make father jokes and guessed it would be Sal and Yucko. The only 2 who made dead father jokes were Sal and Yucko. Sal- "The only vegetable you ever loved was your dad" Yucko- "Your mom's cooking for you at home, while your dads cooking in hell" Yucko did have a great joke in there. "Whaaaaaa, Artie had a meltdown...ya, a tunamelt-down you fat gently caress" Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Mar 28, 2011 |
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Mar 28, 2011 22:47
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Streebs posted:Did Yucko joke about that too or are you implying my father molested me? Everybody on the show has joked about robins being molested, arties dad, etc, etc non-stop, for years. Anyway I'm not going to debate what you think is and isn't funny, I just thought finding that to be brutal and mean was odd considering the show we are discussing. Carry on. ^^ If memory serves richard and maybe someone else did too. Richard did a song about fingering his dad rear end. I never said those jokes are great or anything just that they are pretty common.
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Mar 28, 2011 22:51
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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:Everybody on the show has joked about robins being molested, arties dad, etc, etc non-stop, for years. Oh duh of course, I forgot about that, my mistake. I don't know why I find that specific joke about Gary's brother worse than the Robin's dad jokes. Probably because I like Gary and think Robin is useless?
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Mar 28, 2011 22:55
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Mar 28, 2011 22:59
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Sal- "The only vegetable you ever loved was your dad"
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Mar 28, 2011 23:13
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I can't wait until Robin gets fully into 'furtography' (once you hear her say it you can't unhear it) and we get to hear all about how she can't figure out white balance, aperature, shutter speed, etc etc so she just leaves her $7000 camera on auto mode and why would anyone use anything but auto mode because it just works and she doesn't have time to mess with the settings sheesh. Check out this close up picture of my cat Howard 
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Mar 28, 2011 23:24
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One condition of Howard's renewal should have been to bring back Artie, live or dead. He made that show...and I hear he's mentioned that he would like to come. Just do it, and get it over with.
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Mar 28, 2011 23:27
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BoredSith posted:One condition of Howard's renewal should have been to bring back Artie, live or dead. He made that show...and I hear he's mentioned that he would like to come. Just do it, and get it over with. Ha, live or dead. I always did love different guests Artie impressions. Gilbert's was good, for one. "Sho ya shee, uhhhh, make da DVD an' only put in da good jokes and leave out da ones dat aren't funny" I love that little creep. here ya go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ksdbcH9tU edit, another one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8KG5GRIIrc chiz fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Mar 29, 2011 |
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Butthole Prince posted:This is the Something Awful version of Gary and "What do you do for a living?": 
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Mar 29, 2011 01:06
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I know a couple of people who basically teach people who to use their Macs in both SF and NYC. The one in NYC charges $250 bucks a hour on how to sync a iPhone and use iTunes. He is booked solid for 3 months. I would not be surprised in the least if Howard is paying someone $500+ a hour to come to his house and teach him Photoshop for Dummies. Evidently people with money are computer illiterate.
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Mar 29, 2011 02:09
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Hey, Robin explained how Howard's furtography folder was "replicating" the photos, like, what didn't you understand about her knowledge from that? 
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Mar 29, 2011 02:14
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sedative posted:Did anyone else catch the uncomfortable moment when they brought up Owen Wilson and Artie and the methods they used in their suicide attempts? It got real quiet and then Robin just went back to the news. I found it funny because Howard tried to save the bit but it just didn't work. "Let's see, Owen Wilson...Artie Lange.." *SILENCE* "Heh, because those are the only two that I knew!" *MORE SILENCE* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwkward. Howard's trying to play it off, but the Artie-filled hole in the show is still a taboo subject more than a year later. He's still the goddamn elephant in the room.
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Mar 29, 2011 02:33
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I remember when Artie would be out and then when he came back in, callers would say stuff like " oh god I'm so glad you're back Artie, the show just isn't the same or any good without you"
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Mar 29, 2011 02:48
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That's a good point. Artie would have made that a great news moment by laughing his rear end off at some retard that stabbed himself, in the stomach, repeatedly.
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Mar 29, 2011 03:30
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@adamcarolla Hey Adam, you coming to Howard 101 on Sirius anytime soon? @Andrew_MC7 no never. I can't get a clear answer. have fun with what ever bullshit they feed you Adam Carolla People keep asking me about Howard 101. Its never going to happen and thats not my decision. 8 minutes ago from web
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Mar 29, 2011 04:25
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Do Sirius think people are going to keep paying for a service with no content, when Howard moves to 3 days, and is on extended vacations. No Artie, No Bubba, No Carolla. Good luck with that, I think they might be in for a shock.
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Mar 29, 2011 09:11
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I don't find Corolla funny at all so no loss there. It's probably Howard that is keeping him off his channels because he doesn't find him funny either. I wouldn't be surprised if Kidd Chris is given a show since he'll work for peanuts at this point.
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Mar 29, 2011 09:32
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Did some Goon's email just get read regarding the "furtography"?
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Mar 29, 2011 13:03
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I wonder if Howard is trying to ease Artie back into the show. The odd reference yesterday to stabbing himself, and just now they used Artie clips to gently caress with the guy in the studio. Its almost like Howard is trying to get us use to his name and voice again.
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Mar 29, 2011 14:01
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I wonder if Howard is trying to ease Artie back into the show. The odd reference yesterday to stabbing himself, and just now they used Artie clips to gently caress with the guy in the studio. Artie could step in during a commercial break, and start talking when the show came back on without any announcement of his return, and I would be absolutely fine with it, like he was never gone.
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Mar 29, 2011 14:11
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The Pet Lady is on, and I'm wondering how she's not in an institution. This poo poo is insane
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Mar 29, 2011 14:18
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Does anyone keep track of the daily commercial breaks and lengths anymore? There's been a break at 7:00, 7:30, and 8:00 so far.
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Mar 29, 2011 16:08
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I only get to listen until 8 (live at least) but that has been the schedule since for awhile, even before the break. 
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Mar 29, 2011 16:34
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Pet Lady is a great replacement since ETM is gone although I still miss that small piece of poo poo's hilarious entitlement complex.
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Mar 29, 2011 17:53
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I hate the Pet Lady's voice so much, but I guess that's my payback for liking Elegant Elliot Offen.
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Is anyone else already dreading the rundown of Jimmy Kimmel's upcoming bash in honor of Hollywood Howie? I mean, unless of course you're fascinated to hear how much in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are. Then you're probably waiting with baited breath.
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