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Smeep posted:Is anyone else already dreading the rundown of Jimmy Kimmel's upcoming bash in honor of Hollywood Howie? I mean, unless of course you're fascinated to hear how much in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are. Then you're probably waiting with baited breath. Okay...I am glad it's not just me. I groaned when I heard that he was having another party for Howard.
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Mar 29, 2011 22:58
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Shes Not Impressed posted:I want to play guitar with Howard Stern Ooookay... Also I'm pretty sure it's not "I'm gonna lay that girl" in Louie Louie. I don't hear anything close to that.
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Mar 29, 2011 23:01
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There's nothing dirty about them. The lyrics are: Louie, Louie, me gotta go. Louie, Louie, me gotta go. A fine little girl, she wait for me; me catch a ship across the sea. I sailed the ship all alone; I never think I'll make it home Three nights and days we sailed the sea; me think of girl constantly. On the ship, I dream she there; I smell the rose in her hair. Me see Jamaica moon above; It won't be long me see me love. Me take her in my arms and then I tell her I never leave again. http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/louie.asp
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Mar 30, 2011 01:02
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Smeep posted:Is anyone else already dreading the rundown of Jimmy Kimmel's upcoming bash in honor of Hollywood Howie? I mean, unless of course you're fascinated to hear how much in love Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are. Then you're probably waiting with baited breath. Who gives a poo poo, who gives a gently caress? That's one show I definitely won't be listening to. Howard's turned into a douchbag star fucker, everything he used to hate.
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Mar 30, 2011 01:21
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Glumwheels posted:Who gives a poo poo, who gives a gently caress? That's one show I definitely won't be listening to. He's just winding down and taking advantage of/embracing his celebrity. He's been phoning it in since Artie left, but yeah I kind of agree with you. The only time I like when celebs are on is when they are celebrity superfans. Those are the best interviews as far as celebrities are concerned. At least in my opinion. The thing I don't like is that he wants these celebrities to suck his dick, hard, while his whole rear end in a top hat is hanging out. That's an insecurity thing though, so what can you do.
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I'm over the pet lady. The first two times were golden, they gave us two amazing Ronnie moments, but I can't take her anymore. The repeated ROBINs today were proof it is shtick. On the bright side, they played the Talking Yankees Weather call coming out of break, goddamn that is some of Richard's finest work. It really shows the difference between Richard and Sal. Any 14 year old idiot (myself at 14 included) can call up and say "suck my cock" but that weather routine Richard runs is 10 our of 10. "How about that barometric pressure" makes me almost piss my pants. I was listening to Carolla's podcast, but it is so repetitive and honestly not very good. His radio show was pretty good, so maybe back on the radio he would be good again, but the podcast is not good. Carolla can't go it alone, he needs help or he just rambles on, and on his podcast he doesn't have it. The Howard channels need something else bad. Back in 2008 it was awesome, start the west coast feed at 9 (est) go through all the show, get lunch during the wrap up show, then Bubba to bring it home until I could leave. This new "shuffle" crap on the west coast feed after things end is weak. I mean some of the old bits are good, but it can't last long before they run out of class A material. I just listen to music in the afternoons now. Also, I am mega tilted instead of more Black on Black we get some hack's swinger show. Who cares? Black on Black was the first 7pm 101 show I have ever set a reminder to listen to and it was amazing. And a whole month before episode 2? Come on! That poo poo should be weekly.
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Mar 30, 2011 01:46
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Call me crazy but I was kind of into his party rundown. It amazed me that he could talk about a 4-5 hour long party for about a month.
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Mar 30, 2011 02:16
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When he was talking about the party over and over, it made me think of my first upperclassman party in high school, when I was a freshman. I was very impressed with myself.
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Mar 30, 2011 02:26
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Kelly posted:When he was talking about the party over and over, it made me think of my first upperclassman party in high school, when I was a freshman. I was very impressed with myself. Did you get T-O-P-L-E-S-S ?
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Mar 30, 2011 02:53
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chiz posted:Did you get T-O-P-L-E-S-S ? She did it. When she got there she did it.
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Mar 30, 2011 03:00
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Yucko is funny, but not because he is funny. But because he is a racist clown in a vomit and poo poo covered suit yelling insanity at people and trying to produce it as comedy. He is also a giant pussy, you attack him on his wife and he folds, but he loves standing up and shouting at people, and making fun of their dead family members with no tact or wit. He does say some funny things, but the absurdity of it is what makes it funny and he is often very, very, horribly unfunny when he tries to be. I do love him as a whack packer however, just not a stand up.
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Mar 30, 2011 04:40
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Yea, like I just enjoy Yucko yelling at Gary.
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Mar 30, 2011 05:04
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Jesus, rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie the Pet Lady had sex. 
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Mar 30, 2011 11:47
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MrMidnight posted:She did it. When she got there she did it. What's your problem, dude? Yeah, I got topless. That's right, exactly. Seriously though, Ronnie just mock agreeing with anything someone says to him when he argues is both maddening and entertaining. Burden posted:Jesus, rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie the Pet Lady had sex. My exact reaction as well. Ick.
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Mar 30, 2011 12:21
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CHANNEL 88?! BAGGAGE!!!
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Mar 30, 2011 14:29
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Burden posted:Jesus, rear end Napkin Ed and Debbie the Pet Lady had sex. I don't believe any of this.
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Mar 30, 2011 14:43
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Who else heard Robin's sigh of disgust when Biz Stone said he lived in a 2000 thousand square foot house? She is a loving bitch - that was so nasty I could almost see her looking down her nose at him.
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Mar 30, 2011 15:28
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Kelly posted:Who else heard Robin's sigh of disgust when Biz Stone said he lived in a 2000 thousand square foot house? She is a loving bitch - that was so nasty I could almost see her looking down her nose at him. Yeah what a oval office. Howard can't understand why this guy isn't obsessed with wealth.
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Mar 30, 2011 15:40
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Joe Don Baker posted:It's to detox your body, which is a load of horseshit. The idea is that your intestines are stuffed jam-packed full of feces. It's like spackle all inside you. Of course that's not true. The enema flushes all that stuff out thus detoxing you and making you healthy. Enemas have zero health benefits. They feel pretty good, though.
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Mar 30, 2011 18:31
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TheLakers posted:I hate the Pet Lady's voice so much, but I guess that's my payback for liking Elegant Elliot Offen. I didn't understand a single thing that came out of her mouth yesterday. She just yelled incomprehensibly for 10 minutes and then hung up. It's great radio
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Mar 30, 2011 18:39
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Kelly posted:Who else heard Robin's sigh of disgust when Biz Stone said he lived in a 2000 thousand square foot house? She is a loving bitch - that was so nasty I could almost see her looking down her nose at him. Wait, what? He lives in a 2000 square foot house and Robin was disgusted by how small it was? I missed this...
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Mar 30, 2011 18:48
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i am not so sure posted:How was Norm MacDonald today? I only heard about 5 minutes but he was really funny in those 5 minutes. The pet woman and rear end napkin ed... holy gently caress.
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Mar 30, 2011 19:06
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The Napkin went bareback on Pet Lady. Awesome.
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Mar 30, 2011 19:27
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therapy posted:Wait, what? He lives in a 2000 square foot house and Robin was disgusted by how small it was? I missed this... Here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlK4Jpof_MQ&t=468s
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Mar 30, 2011 19:34
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Streebs posted:The pet woman and rear end napkin ed... holy gently caress. This can't be emptyquoted enough.
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Mar 30, 2011 19:38
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Grant DaNasty posted:Here you go. what a piece of poo poo
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Mar 30, 2011 19:40
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Is anyone else sick of hearing the Pet Lady? I mean the original bit was ok but god she has been on every day since then. Way to beat a dead horse. She is basically doing the Crazy Alice bit without Artie there to make it funny. Unlike Alice who is just a angry woman the Pet Lady seems actually mentally ill and kind of sad. Now she is getting involved with some of the scum that surrounds the show and it is just going to get even more depressing and sad.
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Ahh, oh god! rear end Napkin and the Pet Lady?!?!? Ugh! Also, I was just thinking about a bit I missed, when they would order something and offer the delivery guy a huge tip or the chance to feel up a porn star. That was always funny stuff. Just the looks on their faces, if the bit worked or failed, it was funny either way.
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The best part was when rear end Napkin was saying, "Oh Debbie, oh my Debbie..."
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Mar 30, 2011 20:54
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FogHelmut posted:I don't believe any of this. I didn't believe one word of it either, and found the whole thing incredibly annoying. I don't know if they came up with the idea themselves or with Howard, but either way it sounded like Howard knew it wasn't real from the questions he was(n't) asking, but kept going with it because he thought it was good radio. They just wanted more airtime. Not only that, but their stories kept changing. They both just kept spouting whatever shocking thing they could think of. "Yeah, we had sex." "No we're not in a relationship." "Yes, it's serious, we're going to get MARRIED!"
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heavy liquid posted:"Yeah, we had sex." This is actually a pretty common thing for two people to say to each other, so it isn't that far fetched. This still isn't as disturbing as hearing about High Pitch sleeping with that one lady. I shudder thinking about him with anyone. I also saw an old rear end clip of Beetle chasing a woman with his boner, it scared the poo poo out of me, he looked like a monster. I don't know how anyone could have sex with him, even hookers. You can't kiss him, can you? How does that even work. His bug eyes and pin head going back and forth into you? Ugh.
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I can't stand ANE, that loving hideous accent and just his voice make me want to curbstomp him, he's a worthless piece of poo poo. Petlady's ok, she's like a cross between Alice and Underdog lady. Oh also, on the show yesterday that guy called in and said that the show wasn't good anymore and that it hasn't been as good since Artie left and whatnot....I like how Howard told the guy to just not listen anymore etc. The way Howard came off was like he knew it too, but just really didn't care. It's like he knows it isn't as good without Artie and he knows he's phoning it in but just doesn't give a gently caress. I mean why should he? He already got the contract AND he's suing Sirius for some bullshit reason...and it is bullshit. Oh well, I(we) still listen, and weep.
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He totally knows it. He and Robin will talk about their phones for 20 minutes and then he will realize it and say 'who gives a gently caress'. Heard him do that a few times in the past month. Or yesterday was bad when he opened the show saying "Hi everybody! Its 6:03 am. Busy day today... now its 6:04". Its pretty bad when you have nothing to talk about so you just read the time. Although busting on Gary is Howard's standard fallback when he's got nothing to talk about, so we had a lot of that yesterday which was good. But Gary really needs to get his rear end kicked or something, he's way too pompous now.
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Evil Agita posted:He totally knows it. He and Robin will talk about their phones for 20 minutes and then he will realize it and say 'who gives a gently caress'. Heard him do that a few times in the past month. Or yesterday was bad when he opened the show saying "Hi everybody! Its 6:03 am. Busy day today... now its 6:04". Its pretty bad when you have nothing to talk about so you just read the time. Yesterday, Howard and Gary had a great exchange: Howard: I'm watching those teeth battle those eggs...and I know the teeth are gonna win" Gary: "Oh yeah? I'm watching your food battle your ADAM'S APPLE" And you just know Gary thought he had a major burn there.
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Mar 30, 2011 22:30
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Does anyone else get annoyed when Howard asks guests how much money they make? This is a go-to question in literally every interview. This coming from a guy who adamantly refuses to discuss his own finances, ever? Why doesn't a guest ever throw the question right back at him?
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qbert posted:Does anyone else get annoyed when Howard asks guests how much money they make? This is a go-to question in literally every interview. This coming from a guy who adamantly refuses to discuss his own finances, ever? Because sometimes they answer honestly and it's interesting. Case in point, Bradley Cooper saying how much he made for his latest movie. Just like Stuttering John, I love finding out how much someone makes. Probably because guests are intimidated or they know he won't answer.
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musclecoder posted:Because sometimes they answer honestly and it's interesting. Case in point, Bradley Cooper saying how much he made for his latest movie. Just like Stuttering John, I love finding out how much someone makes. I think what annoys me specifically is when a guest initially refuses, Howard always goes "C'mon, just tell us! It's not a big deal." That would be a perfect time for the guest to turn around and ask Howard the same question. I'd just like to see how he'd react.
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qbert posted:I think what annoys me specifically is when a guest initially refuses, Howard always goes "C'mon, just tell us! It's not a big deal." That would be a perfect time for the guest to turn around and ask Howard the same question. I'd just like to see how he'd react. Was it Robert Duvall that throws in shots about his daughters when he gets questions like that? I'm pretty sure Chris Rock plays a similar card.
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