Gunnerkrigg Court: would you still "oh, robot" me if i was a worm

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Empress Theonora: Feb 19, 2001; She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Elftor posted:

The crab is Annie's dad.

Crabthony.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 20:57

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# ? May 21, 2024 17:05

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

It's the crab from Watchmen's brother

# ? Apr 4, 2011 20:59

Haledjian: May 29, 2008; YOU CAN'T MOVE WITH ME IN THIS DIGITAL SPACE

Annie is the crab's dad.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 21:13

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

The crab is Keyser Soze.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 21:36

Wong Dongson: Mar 26, 2010; More like Wrong Dongson am I right?

Get it?

_{Because I'm really fucking dumb and annoying and usually have no idea what the fuck I'm talk about.}

The crab is secretly a giant squid in a crab costume.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 21:37

madprocess: Sep 23, 2004; by Ozmaugh

The crab is the giant enemy crab from the ps3 launch

# ? Apr 4, 2011 21:42

Coolio: Nov 5, 2009; by Ozmaugh

The crab is hurble blurble ga murfle flurple.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 21:47

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

DaveWoo posted:

The crab is Keyser Soze.

rosebud was his crab
the crab was a ghost all along
the crab dies at the end of disc 1
the crab is Luke's father
the crab shot J.R.
the killer was the crab in drag
solyent green is crab. . . it's crab!
the crab is the narrator's alter ego
samus is a crab
the planet of the crabs is future Earth

Okay i think that covers everything.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 22:31

KnightLight: Aug 8, 2009

DontMockMySmock posted:

rosebud was his crab
the crab was a ghost all along
the crab dies at the end of disc 1
the crab is Luke's father
the crab shot J.R.
the killer was the crab in drag
solyent green is crab. . . it's crab!
the crab is the narrator's alter ego
samus is a crab
the planet of the crabs is future Earth

Okay i think that covers everything.

It was the one-armed crab.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 22:57

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

DontMockMySmock posted:

rosebud was his crab
the crab was a ghost all along
the crab dies at the end of disc 1
the crab is Luke's father
the crab shot J.R.
the killer was the crab in drag
solyent green is crab. . . it's crab!
the crab is the narrator's alter ego
samus is a crab
the planet of the crabs is future Earth

Okay i think that covers everything.

Crabs killed Dumbledore?

(also way to make soylent green sound delicious)

# ? Apr 4, 2011 23:16

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

It's the long-awaited Homestuck/Gunnerkrigg corssover, this is Karkat's crabdad.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 23:33

cultureulterior: Jan 27, 2004

DontMockMySmock posted:

rosebud was his crab
the crab was a ghost all along
the crab dies at the end of disc 1
the crab is Luke's father
the crab shot J.R.
the killer was the crab in drag
solyent green is crab. . . it's crab!
the crab is the narrator's alter ego
samus is a crab
the planet of the crabs is future Earth

Okay i think that covers everything.

The crab is marcellus wallace's soul.

# ? Apr 4, 2011 23:49

Raposa: Aug 4, 2007; That post went quite well, I think.

cultureulterior posted:

The crab is marcellus wallace's soul.

Does Marcellus Wallace look like a crab? So why you tryin to eat him like one?!

# ? Apr 5, 2011 00:25

wyoming: Jun 7, 2010; Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

cultureulterior posted:

The crab is marcellus wallace's soul.

Ugh, this is the worst theory.

Also the crab is obviously Jones.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 00:26

McGravin: Aug 25, 2004; Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

Now that Kat is such a jerk, I can't wait to see all the adventures of Annie and her new best friend, the giant horrible crab monster.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 00:37

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

loquacius posted:

Crabs killed Dumbledore?

Nooooo! You bitch! You bitch! I knew I forgot something important.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 00:43

Tupperwarez: Apr 4, 2004; "phphphphphphpht"? this is what you're going with?

you sure?

DontMockMySmock posted:

Okay i think that covers everything.

It's us.

We are the crabs.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 01:18

Boxman: Sep 27, 2004; Big fan of

DontMockMySmock posted:

Okay i think that covers everything.

The crab isn't crab at all! It's crab people!!

No, wait...poo poo.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 01:26

urim: Oct 1, 2003; DON'T FUCK WITH LOWTAX

wyoming posted:

Ugh, this is the worst theory.

Also the crab is obviously Jones.

Aw, you took mine!

But yes, the crab is obviously Jones. She has simply switched from one robot body to a different robot body which is better suited to the new dorms.

"But Jones is not a robot!" you say.

Well, thats right. Jones isn't a robot.

JONES IS A ROBOT GHOST!

She simply possesses whatever robot body she wants, jumping back and forth as her mood suits her!

edit: except boxbot, she would never bother possessing that

# ? Apr 5, 2011 01:48

McGravin: Aug 25, 2004; Tantum via caeli per ferro incendioque est.

urim posted:

JONES IS A ROBOT GHOST!

I am a ghost that lives in the head of a robot.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 01:59

GloriousDemon: May 1, 2009

On a very special episode of Gunnerkrigg Court, A giant crab will teach the girls a very important life lesson about racism.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 05:15

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

The crab is a robot, obvs. C'mon, guys.

# ? Apr 5, 2011 17:01

ChibiSoma: Apr 13, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Well, Lindsey seems a pleasant enough sort!

Annie's pretty fast to about-face, too. A lot faster than Kat is, it seems.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 08:04

Casull: Aug 13, 2005

Is that Lindsey using her claw to approximate her chuckling?

The small details like that are why I like this comic.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 08:05

zeekner: Jul 14, 2007

Casull posted:

Is the second-to-last panel an approximation of Lindsey laughing using her claw?

The small details like that are why I like this comic.

I think it was more of a nervous twitch, when she realized what she said.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 08:06

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

So yeah, best development ever :3:

# ? Apr 6, 2011 09:52

Sankara: Jul 18, 2008

Lindsay Domkraub! Let's be best friends.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 11:39

Talas: Aug 27, 2005

Doctor Reynolds posted:

Lindsay Domkraub! Let's be best friends.

Dr. Lindsay Domkraub, if you please.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 13:31

Laser Cow: Feb 22, 2006; Just like real cows!

Only with lasers.

Lindsey.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 14:11

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; Can you see that I am serious?; Fun Shoe

Geekner posted:

I think it was more of a nervous twitch, when she realized what she said.

You don't use the L-word in dams or underwater research stations unless one is happening at that very moment. But she's an aquatic creature and her PhD isn't in safety so it's an understandable slip.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 15:52

Rei_: May 16, 2004; The difference between confinement and rest is a shift in perspective

I like how she brings all three claws in to hurriedly type the last part, haha.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 16:14

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Lindsey? Who the heck wants to fight a giant enemy Lindsey?

# ? Apr 6, 2011 16:38

Ka0: Sep 16, 2002; AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE

So you never played Genji II huh?

# ? Apr 6, 2011 16:57

BrainWeasel: May 8, 2007; I'll reattach your arm when I hit fucking Level 2!

Laser Cow posted:

Lindsey.

Now I want a :lindsay: emote.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 17:04

Revolver Bunker: May 12, 2004; 「この一撃にかけるっ!」

This is the best resolution for this scenario. :haw:

I really wasn't expecting that at all.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 17:40

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Revolver Bunker posted:

This is the best resolution for this scenario. I really wasn't expecting that at all.

Really not? The entire comic has had like 3 fight scenes, ever. It would be a pretty drastic change of pace and character for Annie to bust out the fireballs and dodging.

# ? Apr 6, 2011 19:45

Haledjian: May 29, 2008; YOU CAN'T MOVE WITH ME IN THIS DIGITAL SPACE

I wonder if Lindsey is a dude or a lady crab.

# ? Apr 7, 2011 09:27

Revolver Bunker: May 12, 2004; 「この一撃にかけるっ!」

Brannock posted:

Really not? The entire comic has had like 3 fight scenes, ever. It would be a pretty drastic change of pace and character for Annie to bust out the fireballs and dodging.

Well, I was expecting more in the line of animal spirit wandering into the Court and not Architect Doom Crab that builds dorms for a living.

Also does anyone know what Gunnerkrigg Court Volume 2 is going for 499.99 on Amazon?

# ? Apr 7, 2011 17:11

Cyphoderus: Apr 21, 2010; I'll have you know, foxes have the finest call in nature

Haledjian posted:

I wonder if Lindsey is a dude or a lady crab.

There's no way to know yet, since we haven't seen Lindsey's underside.

# ? Apr 7, 2011 18:40

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ChibiSoma: Apr 13, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

On Monday, all is forgiven.

Mondaaaaaay! :argh:

# ? Apr 8, 2011 08:38

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