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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jive Soul Bro.

Jive Soul Bro.

Jive Soul Bro.

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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

There aren't many ways you can spin someone saying only three or four people watch Zack Ryder's show to make it look like he wasn't just being a dickhead.

Edit: Here's what he said

Host: Why isn't Zack Ryder on television?
HHH: Why isn't Zack Ryder on television.....
Host: The Broski's want him on Raw
HHH: Yeah, oh - you and which other one?
Host: I think there are alot of us right?
HHH: What, three or four maybe?
Host: Maybe
HHH: Yeah, uh, probably for that reason. There's just the three or the four.

He then launches into the bullshit about having alot of young guys in the company and yadda yadda. It was a dick move when Cena and Miz put him over huge and Triple H tried the verbal burial approach.

Well, Triple H is allowed to not care about Zack Ryder if he wants to. Maybe woo woo woo he doesnt know it.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

DMPunk posted:

Well, Triple H is allowed to not care about Zack Ryder if he wants to. Maybe woo woo woo he doesnt know it.

And, well, he's kind of right. Sure, it's cool that Ryder's trying to do things to get noticed, but of the 5 million people that watch Raw, how many watch those Youtube videos? 0.2%? That's a fair number of people, yes, but it's nothing, relatively speaking.

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl
If it was a shoot interview, I'm sure Trips would put him over. But it's not. Kayfabe HHH doesn't give a poo poo about Iced Z, and why should he? Trips is a main eventer, Ryder is a jobber.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I think the best thing to happen for Zack would be to go to Smackdown and get some time to develop the charcter on screen.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEOi0DpUNg

Apparently, John Cena used the "pinwheel/blow me" joke before.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

DMPunk posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEOi0DpUNg

Apparently, John Cena used the "pinwheel/blow me" joke before.

Thats kind of a bummer. He used it better the second time though.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
It's pretty cute, my girlfriend is way more into wrestling than she'd ever admit. She got so pissed off at Hunter talking about Ryder. When he was going on about guys like Ryder someday replacing him, she yells out "translation: you guys can have the pool after I'm done making GBS threads in it!" and then she gave the computer screen the finger.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Perry Normal posted:

It's pretty cute, my girlfriend is way more into wrestling than she'd ever admit. She got so pissed off at Hunter talking about Ryder. When he was going on about guys like Ryder someday replacing him, she yells out "translation: you guys can have the pool after I'm done making GBS threads in it!" and then she gave the computer screen the finger.

That woman's a keeper.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I loved that he fumbled for Shawn Michaels when listing current-day main eventers.

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die

Cheezymadman posted:

If it was a shoot interview, I'm sure Trips would put him over. But it's not. Kayfabe HHH doesn't give a poo poo about Iced Z, and why should he? Trips is a main eventer, Ryder is a jobber.

How were those interviews Kayfabe at all? Cena (face) loving a heel. HHH talking about people carrying the company, giving speeches on podiums.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Mr. Carlisle posted:

He then launches into the bullshit about having alot of young guys in the company and yadda yadda. It was a dick move when Cena and Miz put him over huge and Triple H tried the verbal burial approach.

HHH has been stuck in that Nash/Hall buddy system approach to wrestling for years, so it's not surprising that he would bury someone who wasn't a friend of his. He barely even performs in the ring unless he's working with Shawn.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


New Botchamania.

That chair suplex... Dear Lord...

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Gavok posted:

New Botchamania.

That chair suplex... Dear Lord...

watching botchamania in 1911 mode rules.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Sam from Opie and Anthony at the WM Press conference thing. Talks to HHH, Rock, Miz and Cena. Good funny stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKs04re3wgE

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Gavok posted:

New Botchamania.

That chair suplex... Dear Lord...

Why do they let Scott Steiner talk?

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Saint Jimmy posted:

Why do they let Scott Steiner talk?

Because he's hilarious.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Saint Jimmy posted:

Why do they let Scott Steiner talk?

He's one of the very few reasons to even watch their terrible show.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
We all know someone who needs vitamins for coordination.

(I thought at first he said "vitamins for Coronation" which would have been much different.)

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

That guy doing a sideways shooting star press off the apron onto a stiff table made me sad because he did everything picture perfect and it still didn't work.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

That guy doing a sideways shooting star press off the apron onto a stiff table made me sad because he did everything picture perfect and it still didn't work.

I thought that same thing. That would have been a great spot had it actually worked.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Perry Normal posted:

It's pretty cute, my girlfriend is way more into wrestling than she'd ever admit. She got so pissed off at Hunter talking about Ryder. When he was going on about guys like Ryder someday replacing him, she yells out "translation: you guys can have the pool after I'm done making GBS threads in it!" and then she gave the computer screen the finger.

If I happen to meet you guys at KoT please do not let her yell at me.

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.

Saint Jimmy posted:

Sam from Opie and Anthony at the WM Press conference thing.

Very good. Note how Cena is funnier when he just shoots and how Trips did not make me fall into a boredom coma.

evale
Dec 20, 2009
A nice 10 minute technical match with Colt Cabana and CM Punk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIuTCR3bPac

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

If I happen to meet you guys at KoT please do not let her yell at me.

I'll do my best.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
HBK & Flair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbHrb-YzLA

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Low Ki vs. Essa Rios

Low Ki vs. Christian

Oh, Heat/Metal.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
To add to that, AJ Styles vs. The Hurricane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR5tIFlhetw

Edit: Samoa Joe vs. Essa Rios

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQwALrvIf20

And pre-WWE CM Punk vs. Val Venis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSO5VId1_50

Suben fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Apr 3, 2011

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Eh, hate to double post but it's a little better off in it's own post. Since they seemed to get a good response from everyone, some stuff from Nakagawa, Kurihara and Matsumoto.

Revolution Amandola vs. Fuuka, Ayumi Kurihara and Yuki Miyazaki
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi770fdHDhI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNAjUa6yZ5Y

Ayumi Kurihara vs. Yoshiko Tamura
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aykJ9wDGRGU

Ayumi Kurihara & Yoshiko Tamura vs. Hiroyo Matsumoto & Misaki Ohata
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vdNXYzsFlc

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Gavok posted:

New Botchamania.

That chair suplex... Dear Lord...

loving CZW.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Roddy Piper and Rob Dyrdek take on Zack Ryder and Tyson Kidd at Wrestlemania Axxess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxHwXgXX9GQ

Sorry for the shaky cam.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
The host of Wrestlemania conducting an interview. Pay close attention at the 2:12 mark. :fry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHKx_7gv80A

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Randomly saw this on Facebook:

King Booker & Queen Sharmell's At The Movies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymH6Yqgd2U0

King Booker was so amazing in so many ways.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Root Bear posted:

The host of Wrestlemania conducting an interview. Pay close attention at the 2:12 mark. :fry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHKx_7gv80A

I'M GONNA gently caress HIM UP.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Lone Rogue posted:

I'M GONNA gently caress HIM UP.

By "HIM" it turns out he meant "WrestleMania XXVII".

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Since I mentioned it in the Raw GDT right before it closed figure I'll post here what FLIK describes as "bizarre rear end AJW training footage" from their TV show. It's really not an exaggeration at all. This stuff gets kind of weird and brutal and you'll probably be uncomfortable at certain points! And I'll just copy/paste FLIK's posts from the DVDVR boards to give actual context and poo poo.

First up, 1990 AJW Training Montage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQpiZLZh8fo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrXI53S9srw

FLIK posted:

Starts off so nicely with the girls taking a nice cruise on the ocean, little do they know it's a cruise to HELL mwahaha...

The creepy Karate Master dude is back making girls spread their legs or take it in the rear end...literally...tears ensue...

Later on Toyota lets down the roster by not "accidently" kneeing the Karate dude in the nuts when she has the chance.

Bull & crew train on the beach, Aja smashes rocks with her head, a chick (Grizzly???) shoulder blocks trees in the woods.

More serene mediation on the hills.

MADUSA

Something I can only describe as the dry hump air stretch....so much freaky poo poo must have gone down at the Zenjo dojo...

Oh and at the begining we learn that the Marine Wolves/Fire Jets alliance were called "The 60's Soldiers" and the Tokyo Sweethearts/Dream Orca coalition were "The 62's Fighters"....gently caress if I know why but yup...

And 1991 AJW Training Montage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz9viqb2FnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVmDUZEIq8

FLIK posted:

This time, most of the lower & mid card AJW sekigun roster goes to train with a loving Karate master on the beach
Jungle Jack splits rocks with their bare hands and jogs through the city streets while rock music plays in the background
Bull berates Bat for throwing kicks like a pussy to the point of making her cry
And the rookies get literally stretched to hell, spreading their legs as wide as possible while 3 creepy old men hop on their back and force their faces into the dirt. The screams are pretty chilling actually.
Then it all ends with Debbie Malenko & others meditating on a loving windy hill in the grass

Yup

Also, the 1991 tryout sessions! Man, look how many girls showed up for that and realize that'll probably never happen again since this was about the height of AJW's popularity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVM_qiOEkHg

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Have Brock Lesnar wrecking poo poo for 4 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXak2CDtJ18&feature=feedrec_grec_index

cthulwoo
Mar 1, 2011

That is not dead which can eternal limousine ride.
For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, I uploaded the Miz promo video from Wrestlemania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8xWBsiSGLI

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

cthulwoo posted:

For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, I uploaded the Miz promo video from Wrestlemania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8xWBsiSGLI

It's down already.

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Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

The_Rob posted:

Have Brock Lesnar wrecking poo poo for 4 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXak2CDtJ18&feature=feedrec_grec_index

Next March will mark 10 years since Brock debuted on the main roster.

Where the gently caress did that decade go? :(

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