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Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
how about an overhead kick goal from an overhead kick assist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjoa8reHeD4

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TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.
everyone who doesn't use the [video] tag should be permabanned !

Mr Pepper
Nov 29, 2006

:jiggled:Top Class:jiggled:

GravityDaemon posted:

Matri's first goal for Italy, but really the good part is Giovinco's backward touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FypxO78aXNs

awww, i love me a little giovinco! glad to see him on the national team

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Really sublime assist by Barrios there for Großkreutz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1CGPpA_1P0

That's exactly what's making this Dortmund team so great atm

also the technical skill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTqakP55nZQ

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

ephex posted:

Really sublime assist by Barrios there for Großkreutz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1CGPpA_1P0

That's exactly what's making this Dortmund team so great atm

also the technical skill:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTqakP55nZQ

OOPRCT
Jun 19, 2004

Paperhouse posted:

how about an overhead kick goal from an overhead kick assist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjoa8reHeD4

how about a an overhead kick own goal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsPvskCC-pY&feature=related

first goal of the video

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Would love Götzinho at Bayern.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYPuvctBrd4

:drat:

hhhmmm
Jan 1, 2006
...?

i could watch that all day

pixfix
Nov 4, 2010

GET IN THE BIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tmMZv62BX4

Backflip penalty.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
would have been more impressed if he backflipped prior to shooting it

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

the posted:

would have been more impressed if he backflipped prior to shooting it

would have been more impressive if he backlfipped up to and away from the pk
imo

Spermy Smurf
Jul 2, 2004
I caught the top ten plays on Sportscenter the other day. I cant remember anything about it because I was on my way out the door to work, but the goalie came out did a flying header to get ball out of the 18 or so... some guy half-volly'd it from about 2 steps in front of the half line right into the net.

Anyone?

There are 2 videos on this page that may be it, but they've been taken down or are private. :(

Edit:
VVVVV loving oval office that was beautiful. It never touches the ground from the header.

Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Apr 9, 2011

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

Spermy Smurf posted:

I caught the top ten plays on Sportscenter the other day. I cant remember anything about it because I was on my way out the door to work, but the goalie came out did a flying header to get ball out of the 18 or so... some guy half-volly'd it from about 2 steps in front of the half line right into the net.

Anyone?

There are 2 videos on this page that may be it, but they've been taken down or are private. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCXThDma7zs

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
This has been posted in here before but I just rewatched it and it's still great. Anyone who hasn't seen this video, well, do yourself a favour and watch it:

Xavi Hernandez - Mr Throughball

Grievo
Jul 13, 2006

God.

vyelkin posted:

This has been posted in here before but I just rewatched it and it's still great. Anyone who hasn't seen this video, well, do yourself a favour and watch it:

Xavi Hernandez - Mr Throughball

All I see it Ted Mosby.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

vyelkin posted:

This has been posted in here before but I just rewatched it and it's still great. Anyone who hasn't seen this video, well, do yourself a favour and watch it:

Xavi Hernandez - Mr Throughball

Xavi is just a poor man's Paul Scholes.

EDIT: If England actually was smart and built the team around Paul Scholes' ability to pass and create England, we might of actually gotten past the quarterfinals of the Euros and the World Cup.

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

No matter how often I see this goal, I never tire of it. I dare anyone to show me a more stunning pass than the one in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6QyPrwDwko


vyelkin posted:

This has been posted in here before but I just rewatched it and it's still great. Anyone who hasn't seen this video, well, do yourself a favour and watch it:

Xavi Hernandez - Mr Throughball
I love that video. Seen it quite a few times now.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster

csidle posted:

No matter how often I see this goal, I never tire of it. I dare anyone to show me a more stunning pass than the one in this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6QyPrwDwko

Man I bet that defender wishes he was an inch taller

delicious beef
Feb 5, 2006

:allears::allears::allears::allears::allears::allears:
I'd love to see a Zidane-style film made about Xavi, could watch that man pass all day :allears:

Biggy_
Jan 17, 2006

boom boom boom let me hear you say bale BALE
some of those are amazing

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Biggy_ posted:

some of those are amazing

1:32 :swoon:

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
I like it best when he chips the ball and tricks the defense so much even Ronaldinho starts appealing for an offside call.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Jonathan Obika (On loan from Spurs) scored this cracker for Yeovil on Saturday:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Is that a turn in mid-air? Brilliant strike, it's like a kung-fu move.

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

GravityDaemon posted:

Is that a turn in mid-air? Brilliant strike, it's like a kung-fu move.

I'm not quite sure, he may just be swivelling on his right foot.

Here's Borini's free kick for Swansea that will have Chelsea fans salivating (he's on loan from Chelsea):


Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003
thanks for that second gif, you really can see how expertly he strikes the ball

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Blimpkin posted:

thanks for that second gif, you really can see how expertly he strikes the ball

Yeah, I think the football league show commented on how Drogba strikes it similarly so he's probably learnt it at Chelsea

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
ryan babel scored his first goal for hoffenheim this weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amm09O15VsM

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

ephex posted:

ryan babel scored his first goal for hoffenheim this weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amm09O15VsM

:lol: cuts in from the left, hits it with the right.... that's a Babel

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

JingleBells posted:

I'm not quite sure, he may just be swivelling on his right foot.

Here's Borini's free kick for Swansea that will have Chelsea fans salivating (he's on loan from Chelsea):



excellent technique tbf, he barely has any run up and you can see he's placing it with the side of his foot. Good free kick

HAIL LORD ZLATAN
Jan 2, 2011
Wanna see a goddamn freekick? Heres a goddamn freekick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Mv5XNfNlU

Yeah i know, arab team blah blah. But you know he could score that goal on any goalkeeper he wants.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
yeah Juninho is fantastic. p sure this thread has many of his goals, he's probably the best free kick taker idk, ever? He can hit them from pretty much anywhere with different techniques to suit the distance/angle too.

Seduced Milkman
Aug 26, 2007

Oui Milou, c'est quelque chose d'horrible.

Paperhouse posted:

he's probably the best free kick taker idk, ever?

Probably. Don't forget about Sinisa Mihajlovic, though. That guy was amazing.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

HAIL LORD ZLATAN posted:

Wanna see a goddamn freekick? Heres a goddamn freekick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Mv5XNfNlU

Yeah i know, arab team blah blah. But you know he could score that goal on any goalkeeper he wants.

valdes isn't much better than arab team goalies

JingleBells
Jan 7, 2007

Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Doesn't even bounce :aaaaa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3pQntzEjac

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

c0burn posted:

:lol: cuts in from the left, hits it with the right.... that's a Babel

? Are you serious? Arjen Robben literally only scores by cutting in right and shooting it with his left.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.

Oh Em Gee posted:

? Are you serious? Arjen Robben literally only scores by cutting in right and shooting it with his left.
Except it's actually successful for Robben.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

Oh Em Gee posted:

? Are you serious? Arjen Robben literally only scores by cutting in right and shooting it with his left.

I was pointing out that its Babels only move, usually unsuccessful :confused:

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nud90
Apr 6, 2011

don't just look at it, eat it!
Here's a classic from the 2009-10 pre-season when United visited Malaysia as part of their Asia Tour. Was lucky enough to see this live at the stadium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Bhou07DKw&feature=related

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