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Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Ninja_Orca posted:

If you check Wookiepedia you'll probably find they fought some kind of Death Squadron type thing inside the Death Star, with one of them discovering their latent force powers to give them an advantage and defeat the Imperials before the station exploded.

That's a joke but I'm having a hard time deciding if it really isn't true myself.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Ringo Star Get posted:

Found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTdWHWFHB8

Notice the female voice they gave the A-Wing pilot?

YO YOSH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTdWHWFHB8#t=2m00s

Admiral Ackbar's wise words work in all languages!

Azzmo
Jul 2, 2007
STUPID MINORITIES ALWAYS MAKING ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE TO BE A WHITE MALE

Ringo Star Get posted:

Found this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyTdWHWFHB8

Notice the female voice they gave the A-Wing pilot?

YO YOSH

Watching that without my brain engaged in the dialogue really made me appreciate the special effects and the visual aspects of what they did as a whole. There's a sense of mass to the ships. They seem to have tangible surfaces and some of the camera moves that they did while panning across the models (with the fighters added in later) just work. That's probably one of the most brilliant 8 minutes of film that I'll ever see.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
They understood how to do it in ROTJ, it is completely different to the laser filled clusterfuck of CGI at the start of Revenge Of The Sith.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
Who are the two dudes in camo who are sitting behind Lando in the Falcon? And why are they wearing camo?

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

Insane Totoro posted:

Who are the two dudes in camo who are sitting behind Lando in the Falcon? And why are they wearing camo?
Presumably, they're filling out the extra seats and operating the communication and sensor systems so Lando can concentrate on piloting the Falcon instead of multi-tasking like they usually do.

...and maybe it was laundry day?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Insane Totoro posted:

Who are the two dudes in camo who are sitting behind Lando in the Falcon? And why are they wearing camo?

Because the Rebel Alliance Laundry Frigate was blown up five minutes before taking their other uniforms with it.

Insane Totoro
Dec 5, 2005

Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!
This is actually a serious question that has gone unresolved since I was seven years old. They're even wearing the commando helmets!

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

SeanBeansShako posted:

Because the Rebel Alliance Laundry Frigate was blown up five minutes before taking their other uniforms with it.

Does anyone else ever feel it's weird the Rebel Alliance brought a Hospital ship into the middle of a massive space-battle?

I mean, yeah, there's going to be wounded people there, but right into the middle? Really?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Slantedfloors posted:

Does anyone else ever feel it's weird the Rebel Alliance brought a Hospital ship into the middle of a massive space-battle?

I mean, yeah, there's going to be wounded people there, but right into the middle? Really?

I cuss the hell out of this every time I play that one Rogue Squadron game with the Battle of Endor where you have to defend that unarmed piece of poo poo.

Shut up lady I'm trying argh!

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Outside of the movies, Nebulon-B frigates are used more often as combat/communications ships so I'll just pretend it was one of those.

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!

Slantedfloors posted:

Does anyone else ever feel it's weird the Rebel Alliance brought a Hospital ship into the middle of a massive space-battle?

I mean, yeah, there's going to be wounded people there, but right into the middle? Really?

It had guns, right? Might as well throw it in. I always got that it was a kitchen sink fleet.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

SolarFire2 posted:

It had guns, right? Might as well throw it in. I always got that it was a kitchen sink fleet.

It did not have guns. I'm also pretty sure that arming what is essentially a field hospital would actually be a war crime.

Muppetjedi
Mar 17, 2010

SeanBeansShako posted:

I cuss the hell out of this every time I play that one Rogue Squadron game with the Battle of Endor where you have to defend that unarmed piece of poo poo.

Shut up lady I'm trying argh!

'Rouge leader, we are under attack'

If it makes you feel any better, it gets blown up anyway. So everything you did was pointless.

quote:

It did not have guns.

Watch 4.49 onwards on that Japanese BOE link.

E: Speaking of the Battle of Endor:

http://www.bruneras.com/

Free decent Star Wars space shooters (Endor and Yavin)

Muppetjedi fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Apr 6, 2011

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
IIRC Nebulon B's in the X-Wing game had guns.

MIDWIFE CRISIS
Nov 5, 2008

Ta gueule, laisse-moi finir.
Cracked.com levels serious accusations against Jorge.

Really, the only reply I have to it begins with the phrase "But in the EU..."

VaultAggie
Nov 18, 2010

Best out of 71?

SeanBeansShako posted:

I cuss the hell out of this every time I play that one Rogue Squadron game with the Battle of Endor where you have to defend that unarmed piece of poo poo.

Shut up lady I'm trying argh!

I loving hated that level. That's not the only level where she bitched at you either. I hope that she has a horrible death in the EU, preferably at the hands of a Exar Kun/ewok hybrid.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Slantedfloors posted:

I mean, yeah, there's going to be wounded people there, but right into the middle? Really?
Would there even be that many wounded people? I would think that when you are fighting in space that for most of the participants, you are either perfectly healthy or dead. Vacuum isn't very forgiving.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Admiral Goodenough posted:

Cracked.com levels serious accusations against Jorge.

Eh, seemed a little forced at times. And a bit silly since Star Wars is boys playing with space toys in the 70s, not a deep analysis of politics.

Ninja_Orca
Nov 12, 2010

by hoodrow trillson

Kung Food posted:

Would there even be that many wounded people? I would think that when you are fighting in space that for most of the participants, you are either perfectly healthy or dead. Vacuum isn't very forgiving.

And even if there were people wounded on one of the other ships, what are you going to do? Fly a shuttle from that ship to the hospital ship in the middle of a battle?

Though I love the end of that Cracked video. "I knew you knew her name!"

Chairman Capone
Dec 17, 2008

Admiral Goodenough posted:

Cracked.com levels serious accusations against Jorge.

Really, the only reply I have to it begins with the phrase "But in the EU..."

Not counting EU explanations, I don't think any of Jabba's other slave girls were on the sail barge when Leia blew it up, were they?

It also kind of surprises me how many people seem to think that Leia led the Rebellion and Mon Mothma was just some kind of spokeswoman. Even before reading the EU it seems pretty obvious from ROTJ that Mon Mothma is in charge.

And as much as the OT might show women in a bad light it's definitely far above the EU's blunt rejection of democracy for authoritarianism.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Kung Food posted:

Would there even be that many wounded people? I would think that when you are fighting in space that for most of the participants, you are either perfectly healthy or dead. Vacuum isn't very forgiving.

Most pilots have some sort of EVA gear or magnetic field handwavy thing, good enough to last them till the end of the battle.

Or if you're a hotshot pilot like Tycho Celchu you'd just fly into battle in an unarmed shuttle to make pickups.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
The shuttle thing sort of makes more sense than having a big ole' unarmed shoot me frigate.

When you look at it, both the Empire and the Rebel Alliance can be equally stupid fighting this war thingy.

Arthe Xavier
Apr 22, 2007

Artificial Stupidity
Speaking of Star Wars -video-games, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader blew my mind back when GameCube was launched. The visuals were amazing, and they still hold up to this day if you play the game the old-fashioned way ( an SD-TV ). I played that game to death. :3:

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Slantedfloors posted:

You know, I never realized it before, but Nien Nunb is actually a really expressive puppet (even if he is a disgusting freak who should be beaten to death with a shovel).

I believe you meant to say that Nien Numb was horribly limited due to technical shortcomings, but now with CGI we can finally hope for the true ROTJ experience. Also, the Falcon needs more dewbacks in the cockpit.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Derek Dominoe posted:

I believe you meant to say that Nien Numb was horribly limited due to technical shortcomings, but now with CGI we can finally hope for the true ROTJ experience. Also, the Falcon needs more dewbacks in the cockpit.

Nien Nunb should have a piranha plant sarlacc sprout out of each nostril flap in ROTJ 3D. Also dancing wookiees on each tentacle.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?
All joking aside, he's a 30 year old puppet that has a better range of facial expressions than anything in the prequels.


Including Portman.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Portman winning the Oscar recently does nothing to help my opinion of George as a director.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing

Slantedfloors posted:

All joking aside, he's a 30 year old puppet that has a better range of facial expressions than anything in the prequels.


Including Portman.

Fun fact: The Nien Nunb puppet was actually just a modified mask. The puppeteer was playing with it one day and found it to be quite expressive as a puppet, so they modified it a bit, and removed Chewie's seat from the Millennium Falcon cockpit set to accommodate. I read this in Star Wars Insider several years ago.

Van Dis
Jun 19, 2004

Admiral Goodenough posted:

Cracked.com levels serious accusations against Jorge.

Really, the only reply I have to it begins with the phrase "But in the EU..."

I love this.

NeonTurtle
Sep 24, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT SUPPORTING GENOCIDE

arioch posted:

Nien Nunb should have a piranha plant sarlacc sprout out of each nostril flap in ROTJ 3D. Also dancing wookiees on each tentacle.

That's stupid. Everyone knows that Sullustans have Ewoks dancing in their nose.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

NeonTurtle posted:

That's stupid. Everyone knows that Sullustans have Ewoks dancing in their nose.

I was actually going to make this joke, but then I saw he wrote Wookies and couldn't figure out a way to tie it in.

Bravo :golfclap:

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008

NeonTurtle posted:

That's stupid. Everyone knows that Sullustans have Ewoks dancing in their nose.

I heard a rumor that in the 3D release of ANH, Wedge Antilles will, in fact, hop on one transparisteel leg.

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice
Nerd trap sprung. :)

Also it is clearly entirely possible for a Sullustan to have Ewoks IN the nose and Wookiees on the protruding nose sarlacc hairs.

yeah I got wires crossed when I was thinking about this in relation to ROTJ

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Insane Totoro posted:

This is actually a serious question that has gone unresolved since I was seven years old. They're even wearing the commando helmets!
Maybe they're like mini Kyle Katarns, and just good at everything.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
The two guys in cammo were Chewie and Luke's understudies for the Endor mission. Han didn't want to speak for them, after all.

Then they were re-assigned to the Death Star run without enough time to change their clothes. Nobody said anything out of politeness.

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Geddy Krueger posted:

I heard a rumor that in the 3D release of ANH, Wedge Antilles will, in fact, hop on one transparisteel leg.

I... I HATE that.

Slantedfloors
Apr 29, 2008

Wait, What?

arioch posted:

Nerd trap sprung.
Setting a Nerd trap in this thread is sort of like going big-game hunting at the zoo.

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Slantedfloors posted:

Setting a Nerd trap in this thread is sort of like going big-game hunting at the zoo.

And then shooting yourself.

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NeonTurtle
Sep 24, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT SUPPORTING GENOCIDE
So the rumors of an expanded scene where Bib Fortuna goes home to find Wookies dancing in his parlor are true?

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