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CraigK: Nov 4, 2008; by exmarx

i bet mr cat is a snorer

# ? Apr 8, 2011 02:29

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LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

another snipeless page Johnny 290 wtf

# ? Apr 8, 2011 02:31

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

z0ratio sexhaver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHXASgRTcA

give me those cats all of them

# ? Apr 8, 2011 02:48

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

CraigK posted:

i bet mr cat is a snorer

# ? Apr 8, 2011 02:50

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:05

z0ratio sexhaver: Mar 10, 2011

Kirk posted:

give me those cats all of them

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:07

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

A Curvy Goonette posted:

numbers 6 and 7 are why i adopted two black cats

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:08

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Sneaking Mission posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:08

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

lord funk posted:

Sneaking Mission posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:09

orange lime: Jul 24, 2008; by Fistgrrl

short haired black cats are ok but long haired ones are awesome

proest catte

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:09

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

holy poo poo @ that fuckin catte

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:09

orange lime: Jul 24, 2008; by Fistgrrl

rotor posted:

numbers 6 and 7 are why i adopted two black cats

we all believe you've been to a black tie affair

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:10

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

every affair is a black tie affair when you're me

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:12

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:23

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

oh my god kitty neck :ohdear:

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:23

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

i need to stop looking through the humane society adoption list. so many kittes

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:24

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

cats are literally the wriggliest thing i'm sure catte is fine

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:24

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

oh man look at this fella :smith:

(sad story in clicky)

http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/18879490

# ? Apr 8, 2011 03:26

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

# ? Apr 8, 2011 04:03

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

it's me I'm the raddest cat

# ? Apr 8, 2011 04:05

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

A Curvy Goonette posted:

wanna pette all them cattes

# ? Apr 8, 2011 04:06

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

dont need a support group, got a kitty waiting at home for me

# ? Apr 8, 2011 04:08

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

orange lime posted:

i would use two hands to pet

# ? Apr 8, 2011 04:52

z0ratio sexhaver: Mar 10, 2011

A Curvy Goonette posted:

my friends cat from many many years ago was this little black cat and some rear end in a top hat gave it drugs (not nip) one night and it got really weird

then a few years later my friend moved and I took the cat and it was the sweetest little thing but not really quite right because drugs

# ? Apr 8, 2011 04:53

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:32

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

Janin posted:

man gently caress you

# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:37

z0ratio sexhaver: Mar 10, 2011

Janin posted:

jesus fuckken keeeerist

ungh

# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:44

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

Only one died, the other moved out with a roommate.

# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:45

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Apr 17, 2007

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orange lime posted:

short haired black cats are ok but long haired ones are awesome

proest catte

fur boobs

# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:47

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

thank god for replacement cats

# ? Apr 8, 2011 05:49

8ender: Sep 24, 2003; clown is watching you sleep

Janin posted:

why

# ? Apr 8, 2011 06:27

z0ratio sexhaver: Mar 10, 2011

life is pain

# ? Apr 8, 2011 06:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

z0ratio sexhaver posted:

life is pain

yeah, now that you're here

# ? Apr 8, 2011 06:31

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

dee eight posted:

It's been a while since I had anything to say here, but I don't want to forget or be forgotten.

Here's Ming:

He showed up on the catnip farm about 25 years ago, more or less. My grandma Nellie took him in. He was a young cat, and solid. He weighed 1.75x what a cat his size should weigh, and it was all muscle and scar tissue. He was a wandering warrior, a Conan the barbarian of cattes if you will.

Anyway, grandma took him in and he lived a life of luxury for the rest of his long life but never lost his hard edge. He was the alpha cat of the farm and took no bullshit from strays or dogs or anything. He beat the poo poo out of a neighbor's dog taht wandered on to his turf. It was such a severe curbing that the dog never came back, even after Ming had gone on to catte Valhalla.

At some point, another cat wandered by and Ming took a liking to her and grandma adopted her, too. The new kitty was named Squeaker because she had a tiny voice and she was pretty much the complete opposite of Ming. Ming and Squeaker became bff and lived very happily in grandma's trailer. When grandma was too old (100) and alzheimery to live alone anymore, she moved to the nursing home down the valley. She left a note on the kitchen table that read simply "please take care of my kitties". Grandma died at 106, and her kitties were well cared for.

Ming and Squeaker lived in the trailer by themselves for years. My mom would check on them every day, and I use the trailer for processing cat drugs, so I'd see them almost every day through the spring and summer. Ming died 4 years ago, and though we never knew how old he was, a good guess would be about 23. That wouild put him in the same neighborhood as grandma, maybe around 108 in people years.

Squeaker still lives in the trailer, having outlived Ming, and she's about 25 now. That figures to around 116 people years. She's very slow and going blind, but she still purrs when petted, and has a good appetite. Her favorite spot is under a blanket, curled up and hidden, but sometimes she gets up and walks around and calls for Ming. When he doesn't come, she goes back under the blanket and cries for a little while and then goes back to sleep.

Ming is buried under this giant cottonwood tree, near a catnip drying shed.

He shares the hallowed ground with Dudley.