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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

dee eight posted:

I just decided to take a little break from processing catdrugs to look at catte posts and I'm all covered with catnip dust. Pooky jumped up on my lap and snuggled for a minute or two then looked at me like I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUthen her eyes dilated for a second before she bit me and jumped back down.

gimme a tl;dr on drying/curing nippe for best effect

nargle is heartily approving of the fresh leaves but of course dried is way better, right?

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
oh yeah found dis

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Jonny 290 posted:

oh yeah found dis



little bebbeh face :3

nargle's cute too

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Jonny 290 posted:

gimme a tl;dr on drying/curing nippe for best effect

nargle is heartily approving of the fresh leaves but of course dried is way better, right?

The best way to dry nip is a trade secret but the 2nd best way is to cut whole stems and lay them out on a screen or tray in a warm dry place but NOT IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT. When the leaves are almost crispy dry, strip them off the stems and store them in a jar or tin.

You can also bundle them and hang them upside down that's the 3rd best way.


edit: I forgot to say don't try to force the drying process with heat or dehumidifier cause that will drive out moisture TOO fast and will take a lot of the good stuff with it.

dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 9, 2011

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
ok, big thing is i was wondering if i had to strip the leaves off stems first

thanks catnip pro dee eight

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


got a cheap camera, only ever use it for cattes





Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



postin in the catte thread

just caught up with like 50 pages of cattes

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Henry Meowlins posted:

postin in the catte thread

just caught up with like 50 pages of cattes

what the ... !!!

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

Jonny 290 posted:

gimme a tl;dr on drying/curing nippe for best effect

nargle is heartily approving of the fresh leaves but of course dried is way better, right?

cure it like you would weed duh

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

fork bomb posted:

found this in a pyf terrible tattoos thread



hey duuuuuude

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rynvewVe21Y

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
img_catteline.jpg

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Yodzilla posted:

img_catteline.jpg

:catstare:

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat




Postin a dogge cus dogges own too

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Pretty Cool Name posted:




Postin a dogge cus dogges own too

actually shiba inus are cool enough to be honorary cats

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



yes they do and i miss my dogge

i want a catte and a dogge

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vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
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"it's george costanza" ?>


also went to ikea whoops spent $200

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
I'll give the story of Esteban.


Esteban as James Bond by dunx17, on Flickr

I had a lease with an awesome roommate, and a girlfriend. My GF at the time convinced me I should get my own place, since living with a roommate wasn't cool. So when the lease was up, I moved out to my own place and she promptly broke up with me. So I was super lonely. I went to the local SPCA weekly thing and it was all kittens and cats that only came in threes or something. Wasn't really feeling it.


IMG_8627.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr

So I went to their SPCA bad cat section, and there were some QTs, but in the giant holding cage for dogs was a big tuxedo cat who was just howling and being the grumpiest thing on the planet. When I walked up it was like a movie. He went up to the glass window and did the scratchy thing and looked at me and meowed. The lady said that Brody had just came to them from Ft. Worth, and Burleson before that. He had killed one of his brothers and none of the staff could hold or pet/him, he'd just go psycho howling and biting (he had had his front claws removed when he killed his brother). He wasn't long for this world, so they said. The info card said he was 2 years old and 17 lbs.

So I asked if I could see him, and she gave me a skeptical look, but said okay. She opened the door to the cage and backed up and out shot a blur of white and black and he went right to the door to the outside. It was a latch door, and he was batting at the latch to pull it downwards, I walked towards him, he spun around and puffed up and started grumbling. I sat down cross legged and made kissy noises and after about 10 seconds, he walked over to me and started sniffing my hand, and then stepped on my legs to sniff my hair and face. Then he put a paw on my head and tried ripping some of my hair out with his teeth.


IMG_0916.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr


I said I'd take him. He's been a colossal rear end in a top hat to pretty much everyone ever since. If there's only one litter box, he refuses to poop in it (instead on the nearest rug, even if the litter box is spotless). You can't leave any glass or bowl out, or it will end up on the floor, even his own food/water dishes. Whenever I'd use my studio, he'd gently caress it up somehow.


IMG_1226.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr


He sheds like a motherfucker and instantly destroys and eats any cable/rope thinner than a standard USB/Mouse type cable. That means all window blind strings, shoelaces and speaker cables are gone within seconds. He stomps around when he's angry and will let you know his displeasure of having company over by pooping on the carpet just out of sight.


IMG_6179.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr

But he is the most loveable cat ever. He sits on my lap when I'm on the computer, and puts his chin on my forearm, every time he swallows it feels so gross. He fights me for the bed, and will lay perpendicular to me, and push against me with his back legs.

He spends his days sitting in my leather chair, probably thinking of ways to murder me.


IMG_5417 by dunx17, on Flickr

He was an outside cat before, and will instantly bolt for the door as soon as it opens. If I let him outside and follow him around, he runs and finds the nearest small animal, stalks and kills it with no claws, leaving a bloody mess all over himself. The only person that he buddied up to ever is goon dreggory:


_MG_0395.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr

He is the best catte ever. We're just two cool dudes, hanging out.


_MG_0379.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
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"it's george costanza" ?>

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
esteban is kool beenz

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
now THAT is a fuckin catte

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

i like how long and fluffy his tail is

The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax

Jonny 290 posted:

oh yeah found dis



this is literally what i looked like when i still had a ponytail

are u my nerd clone

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



esteban is the most interesting catte in the world

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

dunkman posted:

the story of Esteban.

a winner is you and esteban

Also, I just took a shower and the water ran green down the drain.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



too much cat drugs

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
not enough cat drugs

CAT ON THE COUCH!!
Mar 30, 2009

Hark!! Yonder goon hast defamed a lady!! Fear not, CoTC to the rescue!!

lol ponytar
tacticat

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
:catstare: whisker discipline

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally

Neu posted:

not enough cat drugs


IMG_0014.jpg by dunx17, on Flickr

CraigK
Nov 4, 2008

by exmarx

CAT ON THE COUCH!! posted:

tacticat



looks like my cat.

you know, except for the gun

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

JawnV6 posted:

:catstare: whisker discipline

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx5ro7kjesQ

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

also boomer got a little jealous of all the cattes and demanded a scritch

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

BorderPatrol posted:

also boomer got a little jealous of all the cattes and demanded a scritch



no he's just :catstare:ing at you for the lovely desk and monitor

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
This is her "i just got woken up by a noise wtf was that" look



Also Honey got a homemade haircut and i think it looks a bit butch

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

BorderPatrol posted:

also boomer got a little jealous of all the cattes and demanded a scritch



We have the same lovely monitor. Important information.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Mufreesboro posted:

no he's just :catstare:ing at you for the lovely desk and monitor

it's actually not my desk or monitor, please to be seeing my sig for additional information

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



pik_d posted:

This is her "i just got woken up by a noise wtf was that" look




i love the curled up lip look. here's a really old pic of my old dog when i was holding a ball or some toy

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

BorderPatrol posted:

it's actually not my desk or monitor, please to be seeing my sig for additional information

you're a poor liar

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