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Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

What are the absolute scariest movies on Netflix instant? Creepy documentaries would be great.

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Fralcon
Nov 25, 2002

by Ozmaugh
Jericho Season 1 and 2 is up on streaming, about a small town and it's residents after 23 american cities get nuked and the country is at civil war. Also Twilight Zone Seasons 1, 3 and 5. Not sure why they did it like that, but any Twilight Zone is good times.

Gonna be honest I'm drawing a blank when it comes to horror movies, netflix really doesn't have the best selection. The Kingdom is a Danish miniseries that was pretty good. If you've ever seen Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital, it's the original, non ripped off version.

Comedy Option: Tales from the Hood or Leprechaun 5: Back to tha Hood

also Troll 2

Fralcon has a new favorite as of 06:47 on Apr 6, 2011

Atticus Bongman
Oct 12, 2009

Fralcon posted:

Troll 2

I think I was watching this the first time my Roku malfunctioned. It always froze during the same scene (van, troll nightmares). It's like it was watching the movie along with me and decided it was no longer going to tolerate such foolishness.

Also, I enjoy any documentary about North Korea, especially the National Geographic one about the surgeon who performs a marathon of cataract removals. Wild, wild stuff.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Just watched Drunken Master, easily my favorite Kung Fu movie. I've never seen it subtitled, I've only seen the super awesome English dub. Followed it up with Die Hard and Die Hard with a Vengeance, two of the best action movies ever made. Yeeeesssssss

Other favorites:
Road Warrior
30 Rock
Ren and Stimpy
Interview with a Vampire

Bogatyr posted:

I just watched this, the best movie. I heard awful reviews of the first but if it is like this I think the reviewers were just above that sort of entertainment. Yes it is stupid and absurd, just go with it and enjoy it.

The first movie is stupid and absurd too, but a little less-so than the second movie. In general, I think the first movie had higher production value and a better plot. After the first movie was a success the writers were obviously thinking "you know what, gently caress it let's ham this up as much as possible because apparently that works really well".

Both movies are awesome and whoever says otherwise is a filthy liar. BUT if you want to watch the first one, you'll have to actually get the physical DVD because it's not available via streaming for some dumb reason

QuarkJets has a new favorite as of 13:55 on Apr 6, 2011

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Kilometers Davis posted:

What are the absolute scariest movies on Netflix instant? Creepy documentaries would be great.

Cropsy

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Cropsy

I've watched about half of this so far and there is nothing scary about it.

S&Man was kind of a weird/scary mock doc.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Fralcon posted:

Comedy Option: Tales from the Hood or Leprechaun 5: Back to tha Hood

also Troll 2

You got me excited for a minute that they had Leprechaun 6: Back to tha Hood on instant streaming; Leprechaun 5 is Leprechaun in the Hood. Just thought I should point out the error in your post.

cornface
Dec 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Cropsy

This movie goes off the rails quickly and never really recovers.

Gin_Rummy
Aug 4, 2007
Some pretty good classics have been thrown up over the past week or so, such as a lot of the older James Bond movies. Also, one of my personal favorites, The Graduate, is ready for streaming.

m0therfux0r
Oct 11, 2007

me.
I don't think anyone has mentioned it yet, but Parts 1 & 2 of the Mesrine movies (Killer Instinct and Public Enemy #1) are available and are incredibly solid additions to the crime genre. Also, there are quite a few very attractive French women in it as well, if that pushes your interest over the edge.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

Kilometers Davis posted:

What are the absolute scariest movies on Netflix instant? Creepy documentaries would be great.

Antichrist.

Whispering Machines
Dec 27, 2005

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?

Kilometers Davis posted:

What are the absolute scariest movies on Netflix instant? Creepy documentaries would be great.

Definitely anything about North Korea!

I thought Deadgirl wasn't so much scary as it was incredibly disturbing and hosed up and creepy. The House of the Devil is a great scary movie made a couple of years ago that looks JUST like it was made in the early 80s, about the Satanic panic stuff.

Elijya
May 11, 2005

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
Oh my god, you have got to watch Chocolate News, all ten episodes are available. I remember I saw the promo ads for the show and thought it looked like it was a little gimmicky, but I gave it a shot. It is excellent, it really is. It's pretty much the best thing David Alan Grier has ever done. The episode 2 monologue is just amazing. It sucks that this got canceled.

The Ace
Oct 28, 2003
Always got an ace up my sleeve
Party Down is back up on instant, really funny show about catering in Hollywood, it's got that guy who was the mean, successful brother in Step Brothers.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I'm not sure if its been mentioned yet, but everyone should check out Mystery Team . I'll just let Netflix explain it:

At age 7, pint-sized sleuths Jason, Duncan and Charlie solved all manner of kiddie mysteries in Oakdale. Now, at 18, the Mystery Team is about to leave their Encyclopedia Brown-style tactics in the dust with their latest case: a real murder. High jinks ensue in this goofy, fast-paced caper comedy written by and starring Donald Glover, D.C. Pierson and Dominic Dierkes. The film premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival.

webster876
Aug 4, 2007

Untrustable posted:

I'm not sure if its been mentioned yet, but everyone should check out Mystery Team . I'll just let Netflix explain it:

At age 7, pint-sized sleuths Jason, Duncan and Charlie solved all manner of kiddie mysteries in Oakdale. Now, at 18, the Mystery Team is about to leave their Encyclopedia Brown-style tactics in the dust with their latest case: a real murder. High jinks ensue in this goofy, fast-paced caper comedy written by and starring Donald Glover, D.C. Pierson and Dominic Dierkes. The film premiered at the 2009 Sundance Film Festival.

This a thousand times.
Donald Glover is much more well known for being Troy on Community and, before that, a writer for 30 Rock. (Edit: he didn't PLAY a writer on 30 Rock, he wrote for the show, I mean).

I don't know if I'd describe it as "goofy". The concept, sure, but the story itself gets pretty dark at times. But really hilarious and such an awesome awesome movie.

Merou
Jul 23, 2005
mean green? :(

webster876 posted:

This a thousand times.
Donald Glover is much more well known for being Troy on Community and, before that, a writer for 30 Rock. (Edit: he didn't PLAY a writer on 30 Rock, he wrote for the show, I mean).

I don't know if I'd describe it as "goofy". The concept, sure, but the story itself gets pretty dark at times. But really hilarious and such an awesome awesome movie.

Donald Glover is also a rapper. Childish Gambino is his name. Enjoy.




At first its awesome cause its troy but eventually you notice his songs are really depressing and misognistic. But oh well.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

webster876 posted:

This a thousand times.
Donald Glover is much more well known for being Troy on Community and, before that, a writer for 30 Rock. (Edit: he didn't PLAY a writer on 30 Rock, he wrote for the show, I mean).
I will forever know him as the "Bro Rapist."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8-GqwA4qQM&feature=related

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009

Elijya posted:

Oh my god, you have got to watch Chocolate News, all ten episodes are available. I remember I saw the promo ads for the show and thought it looked like it was a little gimmicky, but I gave it a shot. It is excellent, it really is. It's pretty much the best thing David Alan Grier has ever done. The episode 2 monologue is just amazing. It sucks that this got canceled.

Along the same page, Seasons 1 & 2 of Root of All Evil are on there now. I felt pretty much the same way as you, I remember seeing commercials for it and thought it looked pretty dumb, but I just bulldozed through Season 1 the other night and it's actually really good. Plus it's got Paul F Tompkins and Andy Daly all over it, so that can't be bad.

1997
Jan 20, 2008

calmer than you are

Merou posted:

At first its awesome cause its troy but eventually you notice his songs are really depressing and misognistic. But oh well.

You should listen to the other 50+ songs he has out besides his EP, not all of his music is as depressing as that EP is. And I don't really find any of it misogynistic.

Anyway, Mystery Team is a great movie.

And I'm not sure if anyone's recommended it yet but Insomnia is fantastic, directed by Chris Nolan and has a great cast. So people should probably watch that too.

McFrogs
Jul 29, 2006

General von Steingrabber

Kilometers Davis posted:

What are the absolute scariest movies on Netflix instant? Creepy documentaries would be great.

The Thing (1981 John Carpenter version) is available instantly.

Fralcon
Nov 25, 2002

by Ozmaugh
Not sure if this is a repeat but http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Yes_Men_Fix_the_World/70112470?trkid=2361637#height1661 The Yes Men Fix the World

If you ever wanted to see two guys pull massive pranks on corporations to expose how corrupt they are, watch this movie. Eye opening and thought provoking, also funny and well done. Often they just give people enough rope to hang themselves with.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Whispering Machines posted:

The House of the Devil is a great scary movie made a couple of years ago that looks JUST like it was made in the early 80s, about the Satanic panic stuff.

I can vouch for this being a drat fine movie. It's a slow burn kind of thing until the third act or so, and it relies very heavily on tension.

A Nice Boy
Feb 13, 2007

First in, last out.
Stargate Universe season 2 is up! Pretty great show.

605-475-6968
Apr 10, 2010

Kilometers Davis posted:

What are the absolute scariest movies on Netflix instant? Creepy documentaries would be great.

Snuff is pretty cool, but I bet you've seen it


I was very surprised with Toy Story 3 on instant
A real shocker they put this on instant.

:golfclap: netflix

WentWhere
Oct 28, 2006
to the store
Not documentaries, but 'Severance' and 'The Signal' are both good horror movies. They both have comedy in them, but somehow escape the usual pitfall of the comedic elements totally destroying the horror elements. I especially liked Severance. Looking at the list of what's available now, though, there aren't really very many "I AM ACTUALLY SCARED RIGHT NOW" scary movies on streaming currently.

'The Machinist' is creepy and, in my opinion, really good, but not really "I AM SCARED RIGHT NOW". It's just a really accurate depiction of paranoia mixed with extreme insomnia and the two feeding off of one another.

'The Orphanage' and 'Funny Games' are both pretty scary, in extremely different ways, but are also both subtitled, if that's a no-no for your horror experience. Funny Games especially made me squirm, just because of how easy it would be for the plot to actually happen. I can't remember what "true story" it's based on, but I'm pretty sure there's one floating around. So that may come closest to a "scary documentary" even though it's obviously presented as fiction.

'Cropsey' is much creepier as an idea than as the documentary itself I think. 'The Cove', the one about dolphin slaughter, isn't so much scary as emotionally devastating. If you want a REALLY scary documentary just watch any of the hundreds they've got about about oil/water/global warming/economic collapse/all of the above. HEH, ZING.

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice

A Nice Boy posted:

Stargate Universe season 2 is up! Pretty great show.

Yesss.... Been waiting on this for a while.

For what it's worth I hate everything Stargate except for the original film but Stargate Universe is awesome and I hope it sees it's way through cancellation status limbo.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

WentWhere posted:

Funny Games especially made me squirm, just because of how easy it would be for the plot to actually happen. I can't remember what "true story" it's based on, but I'm pretty sure there's one floating around. So that may come closest to a "scary documentary" even though it's obviously presented as fiction.

Funny Games isn't actually based on a true story of any kind.

One Million Laffs
Aug 7, 2004
*edit wrong thread sorry*

Just saw Erik the Viking was on instant. Check that out!

A Nice Boy
Feb 13, 2007

First in, last out.

Jibo posted:

Yesss.... Been waiting on this for a while.

For what it's worth I hate everything Stargate except for the original film but Stargate Universe is awesome and I hope it sees it's way through cancellation status limbo.

Agree...It took awhile to shake the "we want to be gritty like Battlestar Galactica, remember how cool that show was" vibe, and it's settled into its own groove. I like it.

EDIT: Also: http://www.airlockalpha.com/node/8410/star-trek-all-of-them-coming-to-netflix-july-1.html

:neckbeard: gently caress YEAH :neckbeard:

A Nice Boy has a new favorite as of 21:47 on Apr 11, 2011

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


scary ghost dog posted:

Funny Games isn't actually based on a true story of any kind.

I am actually pretty sure it's very loosely based on a true story. I should probably google that before responding though.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

NESguerilla posted:

I am actually pretty sure it's very loosely based on a true story. I should probably google that before responding though.

From what I recall, in this case "loosely based" meant someone broke into their house while they were on vacation and stole their golf clubs.

Pretty drat loose if you ask me.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I thought it was based on the people that were killed in a log cabin that many horror films claim to be inspired by. Ah, well either way it's far from a true story.

The Ace posted:

Party Down is back up on instant, really funny show about catering in Hollywood, it's got that guy who was the mean, successful brother in Step Brothers.


This show is great. I recommend it to just about anyone. It reminds me of the office if it was really really dirty.

veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 22:14 on Apr 11, 2011

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic
American Dad volume 6, finally being added 4/19

MAJOR STRYkER
Jan 2, 2008

FIFTY THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE...

SwellingRebellion posted:

Upright Citizens Brigade Season 2 is on there.

Wow it only took like 10+ years to come out on DVD, but only a year or so to hit instant. Maybe they'll finally release Season 3.

e; Also The Chaser is a really cool thriller/mystery thats been on instant a long time. If you haven't seen it check it out.

MAJOR STRYkER has a new favorite as of 02:03 on Apr 12, 2011

Yay Pudding!
Mar 26, 2010

Frrrrrrunkis

Holy poo poo. I was way into that stuff when I was younger, guess I'll get to rewatch some stuff from my childhood.

605-475-6968
Apr 10, 2010

Dead like me both seasons and the final movie are on Netflix.

Excellent show I really loved it. Give it a shot guys.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The Downfall posted:

Dead like me both seasons and the final movie are on Netflix.

Excellent show I really loved it. Give it a shot guys.

Don't bother with the movie. It's garbage.
I've really been getting into Reaper lately. Thanks to whomever first suggested it.

Penis envy
Jan 22, 2010

You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
Hey now, all 6 seasons of The Larry Sanders Show is on instant.

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605-475-6968
Apr 10, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

Don't bother with the movie. It's garbage.
I've really been getting into Reaper lately. Thanks to whomever first suggested it.

I watched the movie the other night way before this post. I was very dis-pleased at the fact 'Der Waffle Hause' was gone it almost felt like a corner stone of that show. :(

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