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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

wanna smoosh my face into that fur must be a bitch to keep up with grooming though

apparently there are places that will spin your dog or cat's hair into yarn

my fuzzy cat is hella soft, i'll bet a sweater made outta him would be wicked sw8

# ? Apr 13, 2011 01:46

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# ? May 10, 2024 03:18

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

A Curvy Goonette posted:

it would be worth it. i just hope that cat is still at the shelter when i get back from eating samoas

Why are you in samoa when YOU COULD BE PETTING CATTES?!

# ? Apr 13, 2011 01:50

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

i reeeeally dont like coconut but samoas own

# ? Apr 13, 2011 01:52

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

A Curvy Goonette posted:

it would be worth it. i just hope that cat is still at the shelter when i get back from samoa

post pics if you got em!! does it have a petfinder page? :allears:

# ? Apr 13, 2011 01:52

coaxmetal: Oct 21, 2010; I flamed me own dad

johndis posted:

i reeeeally dont like coconut but samoas own

gently caress yes they are the greatest except for Tagalongs.

# ? Apr 13, 2011 01:52

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

actually its spelled tagalog

# ? Apr 13, 2011 01:54

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

actually its spelled tagalog

Tagalog is the language.

Tagalongs are the cookies.

# ? Apr 13, 2011 03:01

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

a goon who doesn't know yall are talking about girlscout cookies
a shameful goon

# ? Apr 13, 2011 03:44

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

uh tagalog is spoken in the phillippines. samoans speak...samoan. and im going there for an archaeology excavation

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

post pics if you got em!! does it have a petfinder page?

this is cat i want http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/18893059

also need a new apartment so lots of things happening before cat unfortunately

# ? Apr 13, 2011 04:12

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/17873924

edit: no, this one
http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/8401165

I kinda want to get a special needs catte but with a new kid and 2 other cattes I don't think I could give it the attention it deserves

FCKGW fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Apr 13, 2011

# ? Apr 13, 2011 04:29

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

A Curvy Goonette posted:

samoans speak...samoan. and im going there for an archaeology excavation

if u dig up margaret mead tell her i said hi

# ? Apr 13, 2011 04:35

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

i like the coat on this girl http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/15708507

# ? Apr 13, 2011 04:48

pizzadog: Oct 9, 2009

BorderPatrol posted:

http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/17873924

This cat is so loving nonchalant.

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:02

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

A Curvy Goonette posted:

wow...what a pretty cat

i love THIS kind of fluffy fur 95% and i want to lightly wipe my hand across the top of it for 14-15 or so seconds.

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:09

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

quote:

Tiny is a pretty, petite spayed female (a young, healthy adult). She is easily frightened, and needs a quiet home with a gentle person (or people) to help her feel safe. She loves to curl up on a lap, and will stay and purr for hours if you let her!

that basically describes my parent's catte :smith:

but maybe if you put them together they'll be best of friends :unsmith:

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:19

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

basically describes my ex girlfriend (she was a human)

NOT ANYMORE!!! i think

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:28

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

mod sassinator posted:

i like the coat on this girl http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/15708507

this ones probably crazy

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:38

LP0 ON FIRE: Jan 25, 2006; _{beep boop}

i bet if u lick it, it will taste like greasy, buttery american cheese. JUST IMO

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:40

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

ahhh spiders posted:

this ones probably crazy

she sounds like gizmo (all torties are crazy)

# ? Apr 13, 2011 05:41

8ender: Sep 24, 2003; clown is watching you sleep

ahhh spiders posted:

this ones probably crazy

all tortoise shells are crazy as gently caress

case in point this cat can make noises like a whole church packed with people speaking tongues

# ? Apr 13, 2011 06:17

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

lol i kind of want a tortie then :3:

# ? Apr 13, 2011 06:57

FISHMANPET: Mar 3, 2007; Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams

Ben's belly status: motorboated

# ? Apr 13, 2011 07:28

8ender: Sep 24, 2003; clown is watching you sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68

# ? Apr 13, 2011 08:01

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

8ender posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68

literally the best thing you can do for your cat.

Mine were all indoor/outdoor and they rarely used the toilet though.

# ? Apr 13, 2011 08:04

TimberJoe: Oct 24, 2010; aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

FISHMANPET posted:

Ben's belly status: motorboated

That looks like a good pettin cat

# ? Apr 13, 2011 08:46

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

torties have the coolest colour theyre like a big furry tree tahts about to lose its leaves

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:10

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

tortoise shell deftly hops into teh compost heap and is immediately camouflaged

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:10

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

ahh spiders, you should get twins

of tortoise shell

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:12

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

im gonna get this instead

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:23

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

ahhh spiders posted:

im gonna get this instead

4pcb?

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:28

zynga dot com: Nov 11, 2001; wtf jill im not a bear!!!

A dossier and a state of melted brains: The Jess campaign has it all.

A Curvy Goonette posted:

uh tagalog is spoken in the phillippines. samoans speak...samoan. and im going there for an archaeology excavation

are you at NDSU and working with Dr. Clark at all? I know he does poo poo in Samoa all the time

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:30

deck: Jul 13, 2006

8ender posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68

hahahahahaha

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:33

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

Markov Chain Chomp posted:

4pcb?

batchpcb.com. i hadn't looked at 4pcb yet

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:38

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

i think 4pcb is for bigger pcbs anyway

# ? Apr 13, 2011 09:39

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

Flashdance posted:

are you at NDSU and working with Dr. Clark at all? I know he does poo poo in Samoa all the time

yeah...actually i am. how do you know him?

# ? Apr 13, 2011 12:40

Panty Saluter: Jan 17, 2004; Making learning fun!

8ender posted:

all tortoise shells are crazy as gently caress

case in point this cat can make noises like a whole church packed with people speaking tongues

yeah im gonna need you to go ahead and post video of this

# ? Apr 13, 2011 13:34

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

Dear Catte,

Please stop lying down on my chest purring after waking me up, I need to get to work.

Thanks,

devmd01

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# ? Apr 13, 2011 13:43

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

more catte pictures plz

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# ? Apr 13, 2011 13:52

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

8ender posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68

we've tried this a few times with our cattes. they almost got the hang of it but they mostly just want to drink out of the toilet and play with the water :mad:

dunkman posted:

Awww man, I miss my Nebelung named Graymalkin.

I had to give him to my ex-gf, who then gave him away to someone else and now I don't know where he is. This was like 6 years ago. Poor Graybie.

awwww that's our cat's nickname, formal name Graycie, full name The Grayvous

thanks to that Cats 101 show we now know that she's mostly british short hair but less jowly than most so prolly not 100%

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Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Yodzilla posted:

we've tried this a few times with our cattes. they almost got the hang of it but they mostly just want to drink out of the toilet and play with the water

Lower the float in your toilet so less water sits in the bowl, they'll stop playing with it.

# ? Apr 13, 2011 18:33

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