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Kelly posted:I've got terrible back problems because I was hit by a drunk driver. Dr. Sarno isn't fixing poo poo. When Howard talks about it I want to kick him in the balls. Yeah, well what do you do for a living?
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pkd88 posted:If you can explain it to me, I will sing There Goes My Hero acoustically about you.
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Kelly posted:I've got terrible back problems because I was hit by a drunk driver. Dr. Sarno isn't fixing poo poo. When Howard talks about it I want to kick him in the balls. It's all in your head. I tell my girlfriend that too when she complains about her back that she claims she injured at work, but I know Dr. Sarno is the only answer. Or maybe Kevin Trudeau. Andrew Dice Cottontail is awesome. Having Debbie The Amazing Pet Lady scream "ROBIN ROBIN ROBIN" during the Robin song is getting a bit much, it was funny the first couple times but now it's incredibly obnoxious. Nairbo fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Apr 13, 2011 |
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Apr 13, 2011 18:34
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Qaz Kwaz posted:Hey, accordingly to everyone is this thread Howard is a complete technology idiot, yet he knows more about Twitter than you... and is learning about the iPhone, and Mac OS. I'd post a witty retort but I'm late to my meeting with Jeff Schick - we're going to learn how to put a text file on my desktop today.
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Kelly posted:I've got terrible back problems because I was hit by a drunk driver. Dr. Sarno isn't fixing poo poo. When Howard talks about it I want to kick him in the balls. Ok, Ok, I know that Sarno is an easy punching bag, and Stern is insane about how he applies his teachings, but having read his book, I feel I must partially defend him. Sarno isn't claiming that back injuries are in your mind, he believes that back pain in people who HAVE NOT sustained physical injuries is caused by stress. Think about it: we've had an explosion in back pain in the modern era, when less and less people actually do any physical labor that might lead to back injuries. Howard was a perfect case for Sarno, because he never strained his back, and he previously had no mechanisms for coping with stress. Howard had some bad back pain, and it was caused by stress. No problem, I buy it. The funny thing is that Howard himself doesn't understand this distinction. Once his back pain was gone, Howard took the idea way too far: he mixed it up with some classic, self-hating Rae Stern guilt, and decided that no one ever had real back pain, it was all mental. Apparently, Sarno doesn't care about being misrepresented because it sells more books.
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I have never heard Howard declare that people with physical/mechanical problems don't need medical care. I suspect that this is a message board joke gone beyond the facts. I have a very bad anxiety disorder but when I had leg problems as well, one doctor wanted to refer me to psychiatry because he could not find a physical reason. Artie Loves Pancakes.
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Kelly posted:I've got terrible back problems because I was hit by a drunk driver. Dr. Sarno isn't fixing poo poo. When Howard talks about it I want to kick him in the balls. When you come in you will get topless
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Speaking of back pain and topless, has there been an update on Miss Howard Stern? I miss Andrea
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pkd88 posted:Speaking of back pain and topless, has there been an update on Miss Howard Stern? Probably getting drunk and having black babies. HELLO YOO HOO
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Moniker posted:It's more about Howard knowing so little that he can't even adequately explain what he I trying to say... While forums user Moniker crafts posts on a ten dollar forum, Howard makes one hundred and fifty million GRAAAAND
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Hey just a heads up for anyone who may listen to Bubba's show. I got a really nasty virus/rootkit deal, and I think it was from the icecast servers that are streaming Bubba's show. I cant be certain, but all signs point to picking it up from there. They have had some major security issues with the icecast servers. They were hacked a few weeks ago and credit card info was compromised, so it doesnt surprise me that there was still some poo poo left on them thats infecting systems.
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pkd88 posted:Speaking of back pain and topless, has there been an update on Miss Howard Stern? She's obviously getting that pilot's license that she left the voicemail demading a couple weeks ago.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Hey just a heads up for anyone who may listen to Bubba's show. nobody does this
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chiz posted:nobody does this Awwww... I think there are 3 or 4 of us  Edit VVV I know  While we are on the subject tho. It really seems The BTLS ship is starting to go down. The radioIO stuff is a complete mess, they have staff quitting and are trying to run a new venture that is entirely dependent on having a qualified IT security team. They tried to do this on the cheap and its coming back to haunt them. I know I have personally sent Spice and Brent emails explaining how because they use Icecast the paid services will never be secured and anyone who has the streaming link can play it. Kinda bums me out because they all seem like good dudes who just want to put on a good radio show. "Saw the word Deal and stopped reading" Hahah I wasnt even trying to wedge it in there. It just fit. Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Apr 13, 2011 |
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Apr 13, 2011 21:37
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Awwww... I'm just joking around 
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Hey just a heads up for anyone who may listen to Bubba's show. Saw the word Deal and stopped reading.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Awwww... I'm one although I haven't listened much after the first few weeks of stumbling upon the URL that was being passed around SFN. And today I decided to login to it, only to hear "Collecting gold coins used to be the hobby of kings!!!" and a loving interview with Jessie Ventura.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Ok, Ok, I know that Sarno is an easy punching bag, and Stern is insane about how he applies his teachings, but having read his book, I feel I must partially defend him. pkd88 posted:I have never heard Howard declare that people with physical/mechanical problems don't need medical care. I suspect that this is a message board joke gone beyond the facts. Howard has absolutely said that people in physical pain should read Dr. Sarno's book. He's done it recently, as a matter of fact. Perhaps in addition to seeking actual medical care, but often it is not framed like that. He states it almost as a fact - that the book will cure them.
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Mr Hands Colon posted:and a loving interview with Jessie Ventura. I spend 8 hours a day at my desk and listen to talk radio most of the time. It really sucks when someone is out on the radio circuit because every show is just saturated with them.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Adam Carolla, Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons all had him on this week. hey get back to work edit; I just tried finding a screen of Bart yelling at Millhouse to "get to work" when Bart owned a factory but I couldn't, so just imagine I posted it.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Awwww... Yeah, I'm a fan but it's hard to listen to RadioIO. Tons of ads that are the scammiest of the scams.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Adam Carolla, Joe Rogan and Greg Fitzsimmons all had him on this week. are those all podcasts?
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Apr 13, 2011 22:37
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pkd88 posted:I have never heard Howard declare that people with physical/mechanical problems don't need medical care. I suspect that this is a message board joke gone beyond the facts. Howard told David Wells (pitching for the Yankees at the time) that he didn't really need his back surgery and to read Sarno's book instead.
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Former Human posted:Howard told David Wells (pitching for the Yankees at the time) that he didn't really need his back surgery and to read Sarno's book instead. He also told Billy Joel his upcoming surgery was pointless.
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Former Human posted:Howard told David Wells (pitching for the Yankees at the time) that he didn't really need his back surgery and to read Sarno's book instead. Did he need back surgery?
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Let's not forget Howard's brilliant advice to cure JD's insomnia: "Just lie in the dark until you fall asleep. If you don't fall asleep, keep lying there until you do. If you're awake when it comes time to go to work, just go to work. One day, you'll fall asleep." Most ridiculous poo poo ever.
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pkd88 posted:Did he need back surgery? He got the surgery if that's what you're asking.
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Szyznyk posted:She's obviously getting that pilot's license that she left the voicemail demading a couple weeks ago. Thank god they don't give pilots licenses out to just any idiot.
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therapy posted:Let's not forget Howard's brilliant advice to cure JD's insomnia: "Just lie in the dark until you fall asleep. If you don't fall asleep, keep lying there until you do. If you're awake when it comes time to go to work, just go to work. One day, you'll fall asleep." uhhh... what makes that ridiculous? Outside of learning some relaxation and/or breathing techniques, what else can you do? Close you eyes, and relax. Even if you don't sleep, you'll get some rest. If you are stressing about not sleeping, then you are creating your own problem. Most sleep drugs don't work very well, and when they do, people tend to build up a tolerance.
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Former Human posted:He got the surgery if that's what you're asking. Wells ended up having diabetes and knee problems as I recall. He was a mental disaster too. I don't remember all the details of what Howard says and if I heard it, I probably just took it as a joke. Perhaps I am wrong!
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therapy posted:Let's not forget Howard's brilliant advice to cure JD's insomnia: "Just lie in the dark until you fall asleep. If you don't fall asleep, keep lying there until you do. If you're awake when it comes time to go to work, just go to work. One day, you'll fall asleep." Well you have to consider the target of the advice. JD isn't exactly the type to actually do anything productive in the way of helping his insomnia. Most likely his insomnia is just the "I stay up drinking mountain dew and paying eHookers to finger themselves all night but I'm not tired until the next day" type.
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JD took himself off of his anti-depressant because he couldn't orgasm but he still has bad anxiety. He can't be helped if he won't take the meds what else is he supposed to do about insomnia? Can you cum dressed like that?
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pkd88 posted:are those all podcasts? Yup "chiz" posted:hey get back to work One of the perks of being your own boss. Dont worry I totally know what your talking about. Now I must go watch the Frank Grimes episode.
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pkd88 posted:Wells ended up having diabetes and knee problems as I recall. He was a mental disaster too. Wells definitely had back problems, he had to leave the 2003 world series game 5 because of back spasms. The series was tied 2-2, Florida ended up winning game 5 and 6. I know nobody here cares but it still bothers me that he left that game after 1 inning. Maybe it was a product of stress or whatever but I doubt it, David Wells was (is) a fat gently caress.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Yup after you have lobsters for dinner?
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Squashy Nipples posted:uhhh... what makes that ridiculous? Uhhh...because Howard isn't a sleep specialist and in fact many therapies to cure insomnia include doing things like being active in a different room if you can't initially fall asleep in your bed? That is loving terrible advice that he gave. It's like telling someone with clinical depression if they just crack a smile once or twice a day they'll be fine. Howard is a loving moron, I truly pity anyone who takes advice from him on something that isn't radio or possibly chess.
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Squashy Nipples posted:uhhh... what makes that ridiculous? Causes of insomnia are either mental or physical. Mental causes (stress) can be alleviated by a number of solutions. By far the most effective solution I've ever had was diet and exercise change. When I ate dinner earlier (before 8pm) and exercised for 30 minutes afterwards, I'd sleep like a rock. If I didn't, I'd wake up throughout the night or not be able to get to sleep at all. Even a nice after-dinner walk was relaxing. Sometimes the reasons are physical, a chemical imbalance or even a thyroid issue can cause it. There are medications that can alleviate these things. Sleep drugs should be a last resort. Especially Ambien. gently caress that poo poo. Crotch Bat posted:Uhhh...because Howard isn't a sleep specialist and in fact many therapies to cure insomnia include doing things like being active in a different room if you can't initially fall asleep in your bed? Exactly. You can't bore yourself to sleep. That's not how it works. therapy fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Apr 14, 2011 |
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therapy posted:Causes of insomnia are either mental or physical. Mental causes (stress) can be alleviated by a number of solutions. By far the most effective solution I've ever had was diet and exercise change. When I ate dinner earlier (before 8pm) and exercised for 30 minutes afterwards, I'd sleep like a rock. If I didn't, I'd wake up throughout the night or not be able to get to sleep at all. Even a nice after-dinner walk was relaxing. Howard just mentioned either this or last week that he had trouble sleeping so he popped an ambien.
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