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Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

mod sassinator posted:

we should have a cat exchange program
mailing cattes doesn't work well in my experience

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

mod sassinator posted:

we should have a cat exchange program

i will collect all the cattes

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

also whoever had the yostop last cannot participate in the catte exchange program

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

also whoever had the yostop last cannot participate in the catte exchange program

whatever happened with that...is it still in somebodies trunk?

nanerpuss
Aug 6, 2005

voudrais-tu une banane, mon amie?
apparently en route to me for the past 3 months

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

mod sassinator posted:

we should have a cat exchange program

i will trade Pooky for tassty kakes

nanerpuss
Aug 6, 2005

voudrais-tu une banane, mon amie?
my mawmaw has like 60 cattes so exchnage for a macbook air i will send you a large box of love! :3:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

z0ratio sexhaver posted:

99% of dubstep is so lame... good job on missing the dubstep fad by 5 years america

im ok with the us not being on the cutting edge of this one

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

dee eight posted:

i will trade Pooky for tassty kakes

you can buy tastykakes on amazon

support me

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

8ender posted:

goofy rear end squirrel got his rear end rolled

bringing dis one back

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

and bringing dis back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03tIsBPj6Y&hd=1

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
theo the japanese expat cat [ryme dogg says dis be a good rhyme] gets an present

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21zIcgaelG8

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
hes not actually a japanese cat, hes from seattle but he speaks japanese.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
a weeapurr

z0ratio sexhaver
Mar 10, 2011

Sniep posted:

a weeapurr

z0ratio sexhaver
Mar 10, 2011

z0ratio sexhaver posted:



this is the worst post i have ever seen

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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z0ratio sexhaver posted:

this is the worst post i have ever seen

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
its u

blorpy
Jan 5, 2005

you literally have a tek9 thing

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

z0ratio sexhaver posted:

Trig, I want Franklin... can I have him?

p sure norman would kick your rear end if you tried, and kill me in my sleep if i agreed

those two are crazy about each other, which is just about the most :3: thing ever

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

ahhh spiders posted:

theo the japanese expat cat [ryme dogg says dis be a good rhyme] gets an present

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21zIcgaelG8

thank you for trying to keep the peace in the comments

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
sunday catte from the archive

dido in 2006


also lol at my ford escort in the background. sure glad i'm not poor anymore!

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
best way to trim catte claws is with a hoodie
you just throw them inside the hoodie and yank da legs out 1 at a time and snippity snip snip

blorpy
Jan 5, 2005

i like to wait until my cat is comfy in my lap and trim 1 or 2 claws. usually it's quick enough that she doesn't really get antsy and it doesn't require me to hold her down or anything. but yeah any more than that requires extra safety equipment.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

8ender posted:

sunday catte from the archive

dido in 2006


also lol at my ford escort in the background. sure glad i'm not poor anymore!

:catstare:

nanerpuss
Aug 6, 2005

voudrais-tu une banane, mon amie?

8ender posted:

sunday catte from the archive

dido in 2006


also lol at my ford escort in the background. sure glad i'm not poor anymore!

that sure is a catte friend

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
another one tho this one is a little sad because shes on drugs here and that green poo poo on her leg was some sort of bandage residue from the IV


either way a hella comfy catte right thurr

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
also here in this picture it is her cat birthday in 2004



IIRC after this she rolled around in a :catdrugs: stupor for the rest of the day

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
we call her dido but her real name is zia idk why this is

here she is in fort zia which I made for her. notice in the background two no good cattes scoping out fort zia w/ laser eyes



she releases a great howl and the invaders are scared off


fort zia is safe for the moment but now more than ever vigilance is needed in the war against terror cattes

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

8ender posted:






I laughed out loud at this photo

Adam Sessler From TV
Jun 14, 2001

Crispy Tasty!

8ender posted:



holy poo poo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

8ender posted:

we call her dido but her real name is zia idk why this is

here she is in fort zia which I made for her. notice in the background two no good cattes scoping out fort zia w/ laser eyes



she releases a great howl and the invaders are scared off


fort zia is safe for the moment but now more than ever vigilance is needed in the war against terror cattes

:swoon::3::swoon::3:

That is a pretty catte.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

8ender posted:

also here in this picture it is her cat birthday in 2004



IIRC after this she rolled around in a :catdrugs: stupor for the rest of the day

our cattes go loving bonkers for those springs. seriously they're the cheapest and best toys ever and they're play fetch and/or swat them around for hours

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Neu posted:

whatever happened with that...is it still in somebodies trunk?

graph has it, asked me if I wanted a few weeks ago it but I passed.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

8ender posted:




she releases a great howl and the invaders are scared off


quoting full size because holy poo poo this catte!!! :swoon:

Nigel Danvers
Oct 29, 2009

Sunday catte status.



p. loving chilled

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Welp it finally happened and The Grayvous fell off the balcony of our third story condo while stupidly trying to walk around a post in the railing on the outside. Was scared and hiding under a bush when I went down to get her but otherwise seems unharmed. Of course the gf is freaking out now though so we'll prolly have to go to the vet and have her checked out and all of them chipped

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Yodzilla posted:

Welp it finally happened and The Grayvous fell off the balcony of our third story condo while stupidly trying to walk around a post in the railing on the outside. Was scared and hiding under a bush when I went down to get her but otherwise seems unharmed. Of course the gf is freaking out now though so we'll prolly have to go to the vet and have her checked out and all of them chipped

:ohdear:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
it was kinda scary but also kinda funny because goddamn cat why u so dumb

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The Reaganomicon
Oct 14, 2010

by Lowtax
true story my catte fell off the third floor once and i couldnt find her for four days straight

turns out she spent all that time chilling in the 1st floor apartment /w a cool dude and his three cattes

post your cool stories of cattes falling down and walking away without a scratch here tia

e: actually it was probably the fifth floor given that she almost certainly managed to get out onto the roof before she fell. loving cats how do they do it

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