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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

T. Finn posted:

do you really think its genuine

WHEN I GO TOUCHING BICEPS TO EARN AN HONEST BOB, SOMETIMES I'M LUCKY AND THEY'LL RUB THEM ON MY NOB. OH IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I COULD SEE..


lmao

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

c0burn posted:

WHEN I GO TOUCHING BICEPS TO EARN AN HONEST BOB, SOMETIMES I'M LUCKY AND THEY'LL RUB THEM ON MY NOB. OH IF YOU COULD SEE WHAT I COULD SEE..


lmao

Some of the posters on RAWK, it's amazing

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


T. Finn posted:

Some of the posters on RAWK, it's amazing


Here is Kuyt versus Iniesta Pro Evolution STats:

Name: Dirk KUYT Name: Andrés INIESTA
Shirt Name: KUYT Shirt Name: INIESTA
Number: 18 Number: 8
Positions: ★ SM, WF, SS, CF Positions: ★ AM, CM, SS
Nationality: Dutch Nationality: Spanish
Age: 30 (22/07/1980) Age: 26 (11/05/1984)

Height: 183 cm Height: 170 cm
Weight: 77 kg Weight: 65 kg

Injury Tolerance: A Injury Tolerance: B

Attack: 83 Attack: 83
Defence: 59 Defence: 61
Balance: 85 Balance: 75
Stamina: 97 Stamina: 86
Top Speed: 82 Top Speed: 80
Acceleration: 77 Acceleration: 88
Response: 83 Response: 83
Agility: 80 Agility: 91
Dribble Accuracy: 79 Dribble Accuracy: 95
Dribble Speed: 78 Dribble Speed: 91
Short Pass Accuracy: 76 Short Pass Accuracy: 91
Short Pass Speed: 77 Short Pass Speed: 90
Long Pass Accuracy: 80 Long Pass Accuracy: 85
Long Pass Speed: 81 Long Pass Speed: 82
Shot Accuracy: 78 Shot Accuracy: 76
Shot Power: 84 Shot Power: 79
Shot Technique: 85 Shot Technique: 82
Free Kick Accuracy: 72 Free Kick Accuracy: 75
Curling: 70 Curling: 84
Header: 82 Header: 65
Jump: 84 Jump: 73
Technique: 79 Technique: 94
Aggression: 83 Aggression: 82
Mentality: 95 Mentality: 82
Keeper Skills: 50 Keeper Skills: 50
Teamwork: 85 Teamwork: 92

Condition/Fitness: 8 Condition/Fitness: 6
Weak Foot Accuracy: 6 Weak Foot Accuracy: 6
Weak Foot Frequency: 4 Weak Foot Frequency: 6

Often we see good passing and dribbling as good techniques important top a football player. What about good heading? Stamina and mental strength is also important. Looking at Torres, Agger or Aurelio, isn't injury tolerance an important criteria of a key player. (Note I highlighted those skill sets that are way better than other party)

Cheers and goodnight

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

thehappyprince posted:

I need to see the human chode that has a 5'9" chest



The ankle... :gonk:

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
i think posting pictures of suqit's wife is bannable

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Haha the awful colour correction job on Riise has made him green as gently caress, bloody gingers.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Chuggo posted:

i think posting pictures of suqit's wife is bannable

What The Frank

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
This might be a little too well done to fit, but...

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Hello new wallpaper

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Paperhouse posted:

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?

:psyduck:

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
I agree with him! Rooney is indeed better than Villa and Messi is better than anything we have!

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Paperhouse posted:

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?

hahahahahaha fantastic. Here's a follow up post


The Mash posted:

I agree with him! Rooney is indeed better than Villa and Messi is better than anything we have!

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I agree with the back line, apart from perhaps Puyol there isn't anyone I'd rather have in the United back four. Any of the Barca midfield would walk into the side obviously, up front I'll take Messi alongside Rooney, ta.

Edit: I do wonder how Xavi/Iniesta would cope with the physical side to the prem though. Shame we'll probably never know.

Ninpo fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Apr 19, 2011

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Dani Alves would walk into any team in the world and I'd rather have Pique to Ferdinand currently.

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Mickolution posted:

Dani Alves would walk into any team in the world and I'd rather have Pique to Ferdinand currently.

At least give my denial that Ferdy is proper hosed until the end of the season. :ohdear:

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Ninpo posted:

At least give my denial that Ferdy is proper hosed until the end of the season. :ohdear:

He'll turn 33 next season, too, though

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Paperhouse posted:

Player for player,i think we have a better first team.Our keeper is heads and shoulders above theirs,as is our defence,none of theirs would get into our first choice 11,midfield..Scholes is better then Xavi,Fletcher better then any of their defensive midfielders and Anderson and Carrick are up their with Iniesta,not to mention our top class wingers we have.Then our foward line,Rooney is better then Villa by a distance in my book.Only Messi could be considered better then any of what we have in my opinion.Anyone else agree or disagree?
A joke, but a pretty poor one.

ICA
Nov 23, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Boo
you will never walk alone

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Some great terrible posts from Manchester United supporters but please put them in quotes, it makes reading them confusing. thanks!

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
this one is fun as well

quote:

2000-2009 is a century, 2010(The year Hernandez was signed) was the beginning of a new century, so why is everyone bringing up CR7 when discussing Hernandez possibly being the sign of the century for SAF?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Hahaha, that's amazing.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

TyChan posted:

You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...



There are no words.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

TyChan posted:

You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...



wow way to insult my wallpaper

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


wish the hotties in the background were in focus...

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Lyric Proof Vest posted:

wow way to insult my wallpaper

Please tell me the recycle bin is over his hamstring

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

TyChan posted:

You guys were right about the Guardian photoshop contests...



can't see that kit selling well imho, very nontraditional

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January
that's amazingly well done for the Guardian Photoshop article, normally they are done with paint

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Yeah this is usually more the standard:



(although I did like this one:

)

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

vyelkin posted:

Yeah this is usually more the standard:





I had the same dream when I fell asleep on the sofa mid-day saturday that week I had malaria

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

i dont get it

msj817
Apr 1, 2003

Please help me help you forget about Jozy.

euroboy posted:

i dont get it

It's a reference to a play, and most like the movie Black Swan.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Couch
May 16, 2004

COME ON TOT!
Congrats to RSL. Imagine them going on to play heavyweights of world club football such as Auckland City FC, a team literally made up of part-timers.

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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Bovine Delight posted:



Jesus loving christ

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