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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
sorry a proper drink is a spirit and something to cut it with, anything else makes it dessert

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what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

what is this posted:

here's a real cocktail

1 oz rye whiskey
1 oz cognac
1 oz st. germain
1/2 oz green chartreuse
2 dashes peychauds bitters
1 dash orange bitters

stir with ice

rinse highball glass with fernet

serve over rocks in highball glass with fernet, orange peel twist

that's a hipster cocktail for young people, you can tell because it's a fernet rinse (trendy!) and uses st.germain (new!)

however it sort of resembles a vieux carre and sazerac, both of which are awesome

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


here is a real cocktail

whiskey
vermouth

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
here's another one

bunch of scotch
two ice cubes

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
-vanilla rum
-bawls
-splash of dr. pepper

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
I have this book, it is pro-tier if you want to make some classy drinks. The author was a bartender in just about every upscale bar/restaurant you've heard of and is super old-school

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

graph posted:

-vanilla rum
-bawls
-splash of dr. pepper

no

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

golgo13sf posted:

I have this book, it is pro-tier if you want to make some classy drinks. The author was a bartender in just about every upscale bar/restaurant you've heard of and is super old-school



yes

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

Jonny 290 posted:

here's another one

bunch of scotch
two ice cubes

yase lets put ice in this scotch

-a gay baby

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Straight strychnine for me pls.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

dark rum
ginger beer
lime
ice

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

2 parts gin
3 parts tonic
ice
slice of lime

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

mr_jim posted:

2 parts gin
3 parts tonic
ice
slice of lime

Fights malaria? check
Prevents scurvy? check
Gets you drunk? check

Drink of champions.

johndis
Jun 23, 2009

by Ozmaugh
i have a cock tail

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

ugh drinking cock-waving is the worst

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

seriously. nobody over the age of about 23 gives a gently caress what obscure brand of gin you drink

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Gentle Autist posted:

ugh drinking cock-waving is the worst

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

Sweevo posted:

seriously. nobody over the age of about 23 gives a gently caress what obscure brand of gin you drink

just so long as you drink gin. with tonic.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
- ketchup
- horseradish
- lemon juice
- worcestershire sauce
- salt & pepper to taste

garnish with shrimp and serve!

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
when it's a boy you call it a hardy boy :mad:

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


if you get bored with making exciting cocktails, czech out some of wikipedia's fully-archived, always entertaining talk pages

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Intelligent_design
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Barack_Obama
or any of these http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Community_probation

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
loving lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Barack_Obama#Press_conference_photo_is_horrid


crush them levels

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


Or just see any of these, if you want the worst of wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:WikiProject_Alternative_Views/Popular_pages

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004


mainly the collage of white ppl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_American

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:White_flight

holy poo poo this is huge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:White_privilege

white privilege? Blacks are subsidized by the whites for 45 years and still think that whites have privileges is that ..? no race is required to sustain each other as do whites and blacks through state paternalism that is very costly to the tax paid by whites ..! no more privileges black white state paid by the counties to subsidize an alien race that we have no obligation to support ..!


oh and here's a bright orange user
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Orangemike

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

quote:

no race is required to sustain each other as do whites and blacks through state paternalism that is very costly to the tax paid by whites

the number of things wrong with the premises that this statement is based on is staggering.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

axolotl farmer posted:

Straight strychnine for me pls.

this

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

mr_jim posted:

2 parts gin
3 parts tonic
ice
slice of lime

doin' this thing here, right now.

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

JawnV6 posted:

when it's a boy you call it a hardy boy :mad:

here's your nancy drew, sir

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
what's a ferret rinse

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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what most ferret owners probably need to do a bit more frequently

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Trig Discipline posted:

what's a ferret rinse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4akWSreScVA

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


lol

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Wanna make a drink for the ladies? Try this one, I've only had one hate it when I mixed it at a party and she was a psycho who drank beer with Clamato.

1.5 oz Vodka (good stuff, not scrub tier vodka)
1 oz Butterscotch Ripple
splash of White Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, serve in frosted martini glass. It owns for a chick drink. They'll love it.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Number19 posted:

she was a psycho who drank beer with Clamato.

i bet her breath was bomb

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

:golfclap:

Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.

Number19 posted:

Wanna make a drink for the ladies? Try this one, I've only had one hate it when I mixed it at a party and she was a psycho who drank beer with Clamato.

1.5 oz Vodka (good stuff, not scrub tier vodka)
1 oz Butterscotch Ripple
splash of White Creme de Cacao

Shake with ice, serve in frosted martini glass. It owns for a chick drink. They'll love it.

if you make this you will forever be in the (gay) friend zone.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Bozart posted:

if you make this you will forever be in the (gay) friend zone.
gay guys get tons of tits though

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


Bozart posted:

if you make this you will forever be in the (gay) friend zone.

wrong

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Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.

Number19 posted:

wrong

seriouspost guys who try hard to make "drinks that girls like" are creepy

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