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DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Skinty McEdger posted:

Heres a strange little curiosity. It's footage of a wwe dark match involving four guys who would go on to completely different places in the wrestling and mma world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6bScw0oyk

All I know is Randy "RKO" Orton and Brock Lesnar

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Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl

DEAR RICHARD posted:

All I know is Randy "RKO" Orton and Brock Lesnar

How could you forget Rico?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Ron "H20" Waterman was the WWE's can't miss prospect. He went on to completely miss success anywhere following Jimmy Hart from promotion to promotion.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Brock and the other guy's entrance music was odd. For a while I thought it might be something the uploader dubbed in because why not.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Skinty McEdger posted:

Heres a strange little curiosity. It's footage of a wwe dark match involving four guys who would go on to completely different places in the wrestling and mma world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6bScw0oyk

I love that Orton's early WWE matches had him paired with Rico. I'm not a Rico hater but it's still funny.

Waterman looks like a combination of Goldberg and Scott Steiner. Why did Waterman fail so badly?

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

Suben posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pddY3EUu8P0

Sean O'Haire vs. Crowbar from WWE Velocity. The real highlight of the match is Tazz's insane, rambling, nonsensical commentary.

"The guy in the ring right there you have had a match with, Crowbar."
"Yes but not as Crowbar, he was under a different name. Just like you when you were on Tough Enough... well you were the same name, well actually you were a different name but that's another story."
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
I have no idea but that was a drop toehold by CROWBAR!"

"Who's Machiavelli?"
"A Rapper!"
"Oh."

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
I'm assuming he probably wasn't that great and given that he was already in his late 30s WWE might've thought it was better to cut their losses.

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Suben posted:

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.

Gotta have all that early stuff just in case WWE fucks up and accidently creates a star that they might need to release a DVD for.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Suben posted:

I'm assuming he probably wasn't that great and given that he was already in his late 30s WWE might've thought it was better to cut their losses.

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.

Pretty sure back in the day people had those gigantic satellite dishes that received off air footage from shows like this.

Fearless_Decoy
Sep 27, 2001

You shall all soon witness the power of my Tragic 8-Ball!

Suben posted:

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.
They probably record like that so that the camera guys and the production team get to rehearse. They need to practice just as much as the wrestlers, referees, and announcers do.

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet

Suben posted:

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.

During RAW and Smackdown tapings you used to be able to intercept the raw feed that was being transmitted back to Titan Towers.

That's how we got gems like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0bAWU4gKk

Five Apples
Mar 11, 2008

THIS IS WHAT I AM

Eugene Jerome posted:

During RAW and Smackdown tapings you used to be able to intercept the raw feed that was being transmitted back to Titan Towers.

That's how we got gems like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0bAWU4gKk

Best part about this is that the cage door was gimmicked to come off, but wasn't working properly. So Mark Henry, being Mark Henry, decided to just break the non-gimmicked steel chain.:killdozer:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Eugene Jerome posted:

During RAW and Smackdown tapings you used to be able to intercept the raw feed that was being transmitted back to Titan Towers.

That's how we got gems like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m0bAWU4gKk

And who can forget this gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9rpDQCWW9E

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Does anyone remember this video of a battle royal from the attitude era which must have been leaked through the satellite like those ones? If I remember correctly, the commentary track was just Jim Cornette and somebody talking and making fun of a lot of the wrestlers. I got the impression that they taped it just to evaluate some of the guys.

Zaqtaro
Apr 12, 2011

Suben posted:

I'm assuming he probably wasn't that great and given that he was already in his late 30s WWE might've thought it was better to cut their losses.

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.

At NWA:MS we tape most of our dark matches, mostly as a backup match in case a show runs short, or something happens in a match that makes it unusable, plus we just love filming wrestling :).

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWpG70EQfs

One of the most amazing Macho Man videos ever. Teaser: Lanny Poffo is wearing a suit of armor LARPing and it's a music video.

You will never see anything more... er.. manly.

Edit: AC/DC over old school Randy Savage clips may actually be the most manly thing ever created.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMdUAS4OHb4

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Apr 25, 2011

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Since I nominated it in the MOTY thread, I'll toss up the Youtube link for it for others to watch.

Tomoka Nakagawa/Hiroyo Matsumoto vs. Chikayo Nagashima/Sonoko Kato, OZ Academy Tag Team Championship
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YedRPo6RAvE

Sadly since it's a TV airing it's clipped (I think about 8 minutes or so are chopped off) but still.

And since I'm not up on my OZ Academy storylines I kind of lack context although from what I figure (going by the opening pacakge), the story is it looks like Jungle Jack 21 beat the champs' team so Nakagawa demands a title match and pulls the old "I'm staying in this ring until I get what I want" deal.

PoO3
Dec 30, 2000
there was a video posted a while back where i think it was bryan alvarez..? is trying to review these old-school vignettes for a tag team debuting back in the 70's or 80's and the guys are doing all sorts of hillariously ambiguous stuff like riding horses together and swimming in pools in manthongs and basically doing alot of homoerotic stuff, and he can't even describe what's going on because he's laughing too hard. does else anyone know what i'm talking about?

MisterGBH
Dec 6, 2010

Eric Bischoff is full of shit

PoO3 posted:

there was a video posted a while back where i think it was bryan alvarez..? is trying to review these old-school vignettes for a tag team debuting back in the 70's or 80's and the guys are doing all sorts of hillariously ambiguous stuff like riding horses together and swimming in pools in manthongs and basically doing alot of homoerotic stuff, and he can't even describe what's going on because he's laughing too hard. does else anyone know what i'm talking about?

I remember watching it and laughing my rear end off at it. I'm going to have to find it now.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

PoO3 posted:

there was a video posted a while back where i think it was bryan alvarez..? is trying to review these old-school vignettes for a tag team debuting back in the 70's or 80's and the guys are doing all sorts of hillariously ambiguous stuff like riding horses together and swimming in pools in manthongs and basically doing alot of homoerotic stuff, and he can't even describe what's going on because he's laughing too hard. does else anyone know what i'm talking about?

I don't remember this video, but I remember Chris Jericho's and Lance Storm's Thrillseekers Rock America video looked like they were on a date together at a fair.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

PoO3 posted:

there was a video posted a while back where i think it was bryan alvarez..? is trying to review these old-school vignettes for a tag team debuting back in the 70's or 80's and the guys are doing all sorts of hillariously ambiguous stuff like riding horses together and swimming in pools in manthongs and basically doing alot of homoerotic stuff, and he can't even describe what's going on because he's laughing too hard. does else anyone know what i'm talking about?

New Generation wasn't just a WWF era!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asukXln1rMc

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

MassRayPer posted:

New Generation wasn't just a WWF era!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asukXln1rMc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvTtTUv2Yw

Jerry Jarrett had a nice place for 1984 times. And yes you will go :gay: if you watch this video.

edit: oops MassRayPer's video has it towards the middle-end but oh well, double the homoerotic Memphis territory videos!

Korak fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Apr 25, 2011

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Speaking of things F4W-related, was 'Jumpin' Jeff Farmer the same Jeff Farmer who played Fake-Sting?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ziggy Tsardust posted:

Speaking of things F4W-related, was 'Jumpin' Jeff Farmer the same Jeff Farmer who played Fake-Sting?

Nope, it was a different guy.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPCnsuWfsNc

For those who haven't had the pleasure of seeing the new NWA champion cut a promo before, I present the Sheik's challenge to Adam Peace for a match (which he no showed).

This is probably the best promo Sheik has ever cut for the simple fact it doesn't look like a youtube v-log.

This is his normal style of promo, as he plots his revenge upon Joey Ryan (in a match he no showed).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maCCKOBq_PE

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Ziggy Tsardust posted:

Speaking of things F4W-related, was 'Jumpin' Jeff Farmer the same Jeff Farmer who played Fake-Sting?

nWo Sting WISHES he was as cool as Jumpin Jeff Farmer.

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

DMPunk posted:

nWo Sting WISHES he was as cool as Jumpin Jeff Farmer.

Yup

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Skinty McEdger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPCnsuWfsNc

For those who haven't had the pleasure of seeing the new NWA champion cut a promo before, I present the Sheik's challenge to Adam Peace for a match (which he no showed).

This is probably the best promo Sheik has ever cut for the simple fact it doesn't look like a youtube v-log.

This is his normal style of promo, as he plots his revenge upon Joey Ryan (in a match he no showed).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maCCKOBq_PE


I had never heard of, or seen that guy before, but he has a great look.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008
This here is more storyline than I've seen in NOAH in fuckingforever time ((C) Seanbaby). Here's the subsequent promo, just a stable coup.

Bonus: There's history between Genba Hirayanagi and KENTA going back to the days soon after Hirayanagi's return from injury (I believe in '06?) when he started going down the heel route in SEM but was really, really green at it... here's an example.

Likewise, KENTA vs. Hirayanagi in a No DQ match... chairs, a table, wrist tape and even a video camera case!

A month later, when NOAH gave KENTA the book for a night, KENTA repaid the insult with a mystery opponent:

quote:

Hirayanagi: Why am i on the first match? I took on Jushin and Koji Kenemoto and almost beat them in the last Budokan event. hey KENTA (KENTA was the matchmaker of this card), you want a youngser like me to fight for the first match? Ok, whatever. Who's my opponent? Itoh? Aoki? Ohta? Just bring it, I will take on--

*Kenta Kobashi's theme starts playing*
It goes about as well for Hirayanagi as you would expect.

**

On the other hand, I hope that those are gimmicked chairs NOAH uses, because I've never seen a protected chair headshot in NOAH. :ohdear:

EDIT: This was also awesome as hell: KENTA vs. SUWA, 9/18/05

SUWA highlights from this match: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvqHoT81wgE
the match in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkjvPQWoWA

Chortles fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Apr 26, 2011

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Generic CAW posted:

I had never heard of, or seen that guy before, but he has a great look.

Well since you enjoyed that, here's the new Sheik fighting New Jack in a hardcore match at some indy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFTmxLm3wV4&feature=related

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
So Matt Hardy gets tazed by Reby Sky. I am not making this up. Also, the camera is being held upside down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHSHg5t8zy8

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


botchamania 169
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ss4JIBPNI&feature=feedu

Diquebutt
Feb 17, 2011

by Fistgrrl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRS3h9hbsxM&feature=related

so we never forget.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Diquebutt posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRS3h9hbsxM&feature=related

so we never forget.

The uploader in this case seems to legitimately think this is a bad spot.

How can you not love this?

Diquebutt
Feb 17, 2011

by Fistgrrl

Maxwell Lord posted:

The uploader in this case seems to legitimately think this is a bad spot.

How can you not love this?

If you can't appreciate the quote"He must be reincarnated by Rerun, only in a different, lighter body" at face value, you just hate absolutely everything ever

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

botchamania 169
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ss4JIBPNI&feature=feedu

I'll never understand these indy guys doing barbed wire death match type stuff for 40 people in a middle school gym. Can't be worth it physically or financially.

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

botchamania 169
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70ss4JIBPNI&feature=feedu

How can you take yourself seriously as a wrestler (let alone other people taking you seriously) when you're in the DOUBLE DEATH TAG TEAM DEATHMATCH OF DEATH IN THE HOUSE OF HORRORS (whores?)

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Hey here's the appropriately named Best Senton Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGEvbp8IeFA

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Suben I really want to check out more Joshi. Which youtube uploaders should I be looking out for as a place to start?

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Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Suben I really want to check out more Joshi. Which youtube uploaders should I be looking out for as a place to start?

http://www.youtube.com/user/DoubleMiz
http://www.youtube.com/user/nagashimark
http://www.youtube.com/user/ringstarfield
http://www.youtube.com/user/ElfenLiedPictureSh0w (and now I'm off to go kill an hour on Yoneyama/Tamura holy fuuuuck)
http://www.youtube.com/user/xkingx2009
http://www.youtube.com/user/H781N (some full joshi shows as well as shows for other puro promotions)

Basically between all of that you should be able to find whatever.

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