Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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The Reaganomicon: Oct 14, 2010; by Lowtax

ahhh spiders posted:

i want cat

have u tried: get cat

# ? Apr 24, 2011 20:10

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:27

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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The Reaganomicon posted:

have u tried: get cat

landlord: u cannot have cat
me:

# ? Apr 24, 2011 20:12

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

ahhh spiders posted:

i want cat

> Kill landlord
> Get cat

# ? Apr 24, 2011 20:12

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

ahhh spiders posted:

landlord: u cannot have cat
me:

Same .

# ? Apr 24, 2011 20:15

The Reaganomicon: Oct 14, 2010; by Lowtax

ahhh spiders posted:

landlord: u cannot have cat
me:

defeat landlord in single combat, rule hovel /w iron catte paw

# ? Apr 24, 2011 20:15

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

ahhh spiders posted:

landlord: u cannot have cat
me:

eat poo poo cattehavers :yum:

# ? Apr 24, 2011 20:45

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

why not feed the neighborhood strays? It's just like having a catte, but landlord can gently caress off

# ? Apr 24, 2011 21:11

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

LooseChanj posted:

why not feed the neighborhood strays? It's just like having a catte, but landlord can gently caress off

Landlord: You can't have a cat in this apartment!!

You: I dont have a cat

Landlord: there's a cat right there!

You: that's not my cat

# ? Apr 24, 2011 21:38

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Does your dog bite, rotor?

# ? Apr 24, 2011 21:41

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

LooseChanj posted:

why not feed the neighborhood strays? It's just like having a catte, but landlord can gently caress off

this neighbourhood has neither strays nor black people

# ? Apr 24, 2011 21:41

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

ahhh spiders posted:

this neighbourhood has neither strays nor black people

well go adopt a bunch of cats them just let them loose outside, whammo, instant strays

# ? Apr 24, 2011 21:44

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

seattle humane society my bro theo came from teh humane society then his owner taught him how to speak japanese and bam, instant youtube supercat

# ? Apr 24, 2011 22:02

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

just moved an old couch in to the sun room for the cats, since it's already pretty much their room anyways

not pictured: other cat exploring underneath the couch

hope you enjoy my boring gay cat

# ? Apr 25, 2011 00:52

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

also this

# ? Apr 25, 2011 00:57

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

saw the big cat movie today poo poo was awesome rawwwwwr

# ? Apr 25, 2011 01:00

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

CaptainMeatpants posted:

just moved an old couch in to the sun room for the cats, since it's already pretty much their room anyways

not pictured: other cat exploring underneath the couch

hope you enjoy my boring gay cat

this cat was very regal until the last picture

# ? Apr 25, 2011 02:47

milquetoast child: Jun 27, 2003; literally

Lady Esteban by dunx17, on Flickr

This is my girlfriend's roommate's cat, Lady Esteban. Lady Esteban used to be my cat a long time ago, but I gave her away to a girl I knew in College. And now like 2 years later, I'm dating her roommate! Cats bring people together!

Lady Esteban isn't Esteban's GF, but rather his Royal Consort, because she cannot bear any of his children. Thus they cannot be married or even in a facebook-official relationship!

edit: poo poo. after looking it up, it turns out I'm totally wrong about the Royal Consort business. Maybe they're just pals?!

milquetoast child fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Apr 25, 2011

# ? Apr 25, 2011 03:22

mrbucket: Nov 11, 2004; aaag armrest

CaptainMeatpants posted:

Cat!!! on the couch

# ? Apr 25, 2011 03:24

z0ratio sexhaver: Mar 10, 2011

:iamafag:

# ? Apr 25, 2011 03:42

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

# ? Apr 25, 2011 03:43

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

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I'm going to show these cattes what humans don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world � without humans. A world without scritches and belly rubs, without Sssscats or baby gates; a world where any surface is climbable. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. ~ neo, teh matrix

# ? Apr 25, 2011 03:49

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

dunkman posted:

Lady Esteban by dunx17, on Flickr

This is my girlfriend's roommate's cat, Lady Esteban. Lady Esteban used to be my cat a long time ago, but I gave her away to a girl I knew in College. And now like 2 years later, I'm dating her roommate! Cats bring people together!

Lady Esteban isn't Esteban's GF, but rather his Royal Consort, because she cannot bear any of his children. Thus they cannot be married or even in a facebook-official relationship!

edit: poo poo. after looking it up, it turns out I'm totally wrong about the Royal Consort business. Maybe they're just pals?!

wanna pet that face

# ? Apr 25, 2011 03:54

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

El Jackalope posted:

Does your dog bite, rotor?

pro post

# ? Apr 25, 2011 04:32

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

El Jackalope posted:

Does your dog bite, rotor?

no, but MY POSTING SURE DOES!! :rmshot:

# ? Apr 25, 2011 04:46

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

rotor posted:

:rmshot:

# ? Apr 25, 2011 04:46

z0ratio sexhaver: Mar 10, 2011

rotor posted:

:rmshot:

someone make this

# ? Apr 25, 2011 04:47

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

PipeRifle posted:

Yeah I am moving soon and it's going to be a huge pain to take my cats and then the person I'm living with is like "yeah I guess your cats can come" but I can tell it's kind of an inconvenience

So they meow and cry and poo poo on the floor and I think "I don't even care, I'm leaving your asses here" and then they jump up and roll over for belly rubs or I wake up to find one on my stomach and I don't know what to do

take them with you. nothing else is an option. you're their forever home.

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:12

fork bomb: Apr 26, 2010

here's rotor all dressed up for easter church:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:14

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

the cat i wanted to adopt from the humane society isn't on their petfinder page anymore :smith:

i hope her new owner spoils her

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:21

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

A Curvy Goonette posted:

the cat i wanted to adopt from the humane society isn't on their petfinder page anymore

i hope her new owner spoils her

just get an adult black catte, do a Good Thing

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:22

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

but i like blue cats

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:33

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

fork bomb posted:

here's rotor all dressed up for easter church:

im the cute one

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:36

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

Sniep posted:

im the cute one

Nice shorts

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:36

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

fork bomb posted:

here's rotor all dressed up for easter church:

got my dress cats on

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:44

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

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"it's george costanza" ?>

played with my friends cat and hes insane. he'll let you pet him for a while and tehn he starts making biscuits on your chest when you pet him, and then the biting starts

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:58

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

ahhh spiders posted:

played with my friends cat and hes insane. he'll let you pet him for a while and tehn he starts making biscuits on your chest when you pet him, and then the biting starts

all cats do this

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:59

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

it is their way

# ? Apr 25, 2011 05:59

vapid cutlery

Apr 17, 2007

php:

<?
"it's george costanza" ?>

i want a cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgU4gdOVsQg

# ? Apr 25, 2011 06:01

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ahhh spiders posted:

what's it like being a stupid human being self-identifying Gamer who always makes Game references IRL? Fog existed before your piece of poo poo video game

this is like that time in earthbound when

# ? Apr 25, 2011 06:17

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:27

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

rotor posted:

no, but MY POSTING SURE DOES!! :rmshot:

*high fives u* :toot:

# ? Apr 25, 2011 06:24

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