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Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

babies havin rabies posted:

Oh come on now. This is totally unacceptable. Anybody with 15 minutes of spare time can look at how large the budget of the fed or any state government is and get a frame of reference. It just goes to show the extent of intellectual laziness present in this country. I can look at a federal budget of $3,500 billion and realize that any expense under $10 million is literally pocket change. Any American able to do 4th grade math should be able to figure out that those numbers can be reduced down into proportions which are relative. if you had $3,500 in your checking account, would an expense of $0.003 to learn about bear DNA be significant at all? If you consider yourself an intelligent person and if you want to live in an intelligent nation, you need to stop giving our countrymen the benefit of the doubt and an excuse to blind themselves through willful ignorance.

I agree with what you're saying but I don't think it matters. They don't look it up because they don't want the real answer. It's inconsequential to them. They just want to voice an opinion that "their team" believes in. If you came to them and told them this, they would just ignore it and call you a name or something. I know this was probably posted in other threads, but it's basically these people in a nutshell.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-passionate-defender-of-what-he-imagines-c,2849/

miasmata posted:

But they really don't like Chu, because he's very big on green energy and conservation, so they're pretty big on defunding DOE due to that. They don't really care if bad nukes are a side-effect it seems. They just want to oppose.

Reminds me of an e-mail I got a few years back from a friend. It was a typical forward but it was about some "Earth Hour". Apparently cities were going to be turning off unnecessary lights for an hour. Sort of a eco-thing to draw attention to waste and the environment. Not a huge deal to most, but this e-mailer thought it was.

It talked about how this "Earth Hour" was the start of some bigger plan to force us to go hours a day without power. You can throw in all the liberal, tree-hugger, pinko, commie, stuff that is prevelant in any topic concerning the environment. Then it asked for everyone to consume as much power as they could during this hour. Basically turn on all your appliances, lights, etc.

This e-mail bothered me more than most. That someone was that delusional that they would actively run as much power as they could because they didn't like others conserving. What kind of loving person thinks like that? The e-mail originated from a comapny e-mail address. So I went to their site, copy-pasted every e-mail I could find under their management/board of directors section. Then I replied to him and told him he was a loving moron and CC'd every e-mail I could find on the website. Didn't hear anything back from it but figured they would like to see the crap being sent out from their corporate e-mail accounts.

Niwrad fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Apr 22, 2011

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Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Niwrad posted:

It talked about how this "Earth Hour" was the start of some bigger plan to force us to go hours a day without power. You can throw in all the liberal, tree-hugger, pinko, commie, stuff that is prevelant in any topic concerning the environment.

Nah, liberals don't need waste their time with that - conservatives and their energy market deregulation policies can give us all the rolling blackouts we need!


Niwrad posted:

This e-mail bothered me more than most. That someone was that delusional that they would actively run as much power as they could because they didn't like others conserving. What kind of loving person thinks like that?

What kind of person, indeed.

GraveyTrain
Aug 30, 2008
I think this is probably my favorite thread. I'm kind of dissapointed that I responded to the last few of my brother's crazy e-mails because he no longer sends me any material to post here. :(

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

People quite simply do not think. People on a gated internet community discussing politics with pretty strict rules of conduct (for the internet) are not representative of most people. Most people don't think about things, they just react based on pre-formed opinions that they acquired years or decades ago. It happens to everyone eventually, even people who are very introspective. Sometimes your reaction just slips by the pre-frontal cortex and you act or speak without thinking.

I'm one of those people who believe that the vast majority of humanity has the capacity to think clearly and make good decisions, but most people either never learned how, are too lazy, just don't care, or all of the above.

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Apr 23, 2011

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
The formatting is the best part. I tried to recreate it as best I could, but imagine the text size getting up to size 26 at some points (like every mentioning of the DoE):


Crazy forwarded e-mail posted:

This is Absolutely The funniest joke ever.........
AND IT'S ON US
Let it sink in.

On By the time you get to the bottom, you will understand!

Does anybody out there have any memory
Of the reason given for the establishment
Of the
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
During the Carter Administration?


Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't think so!


Bottom line ...
We've spent several hundred billion dollars
In support of an agency
...the reason
For which not one person who reads
This can remember.
Ready???????
It was very simple ..
And at the time everybody thought

It very appropriate...
The
'Department of Energy'
Was instituted
on
8-04-1977
TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE
ON FOREIGN OIL.



Hey, pretty efficient, huh?????



AND NOW IT'S 2011,
33 YEARS LATER ...
AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS
NECESSARY DEPARTMENT
IS AT
$24.2 BILLION A YEAR
IT HAS
16,000
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES

AND APPROXIMATELY
100,000
CONTRACT EMPLOYEES

AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
It has not created one BTU, kilowatt, or single drop of oil.The only energy produced by the Dept of Energy is the rapid flow of taxpayer dollars!
THIS IS WHERE YOU
SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY

'WHAT WAS I THINKING?'
Ah, yes, good old bureaucracy...
And NOW _ we are going to turn
The Banking System, Health Care and
The Auto Industry over to the government.
ALL IN THE NAME OF CHANGE?
May God Help Us !!!

"IN GOD WE TRUST, not big government".

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

If it weren't for the strawman at the end they might have achieved in making a point that the DoE hasn't lessened US dependance on foreign oil. Of course, it wouldn't be such a genius and insightful email if the criticism of the DoE couldn't be applied to every action of government, ever.

It's almost like we've all become as sensationalist as the media.

Pseudo-God
Mar 13, 2006

I just love oranges!
Also note that most US nuclear weapons are under the control of the DoE, so dismantling it would still pass on the cost of the weapons to some other agency.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
I know this was mentioned a few pages back, but people always make this inane argument:

quote:

Iraq, currently occupied by US forces, has $15 trillion in oil reserves, second behind only Saudi Arabia, said Trump.

If the US were to get its hands on some of that oil, it could make money and pay back its allies like the UK for their involvement in the Iraqi invasion and occupation, he said.

This is a terribly thought out argument. The United States doesn't pump oil. Oil companies do. The oil belongs to Iraq. Oil companies would have to buy land, contracts, etc. from Iraq. Those companies won't pay taxes, to either the US or Iraq. The US won't see a penny.

I feel like a lot of people aren't familiar with the whole "US fucks poor country over -> companies profit" cycle.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
What I'm taking away from Trump's comment is that we ought to nationalize our oil industry. I think that's a solid plan.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

What I'm taking away from Trump's comment is that we ought to nationalize our oil industry. I think that's a solid plan.

How would that even work?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

crime fighting hog posted:

How would that even work?

Look, it's Trump's idea, not mine.

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum

crime fighting hog posted:

How would that even work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvqRCv-DwME#t=10m55s

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Now I have to watch these, too? poo poo...

Asnorban
Jun 13, 2003

Professor Gavelsmoke


Not an email, but on a Facebook chain with some in-laws. I have finally broken. It was in response to this: http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-17350-9_things_the_rich_dont_want_you_to_know_about_taxes.html

facebook posted:

OK...here is an excerpt from Real Clear Markets defining exactly how much 'taxing the rich' would produce in revenue.

Claims that the entitlement state can be fixed with marginal tweaks are no longer credible. Entitlement disaster deniers w...ho think taxing the rich is the path to prosperity need to consider the fact that if you confiscated 100% of the income of every American making more than $100,000 a year you would not even cover Obama's budget deficit for this year.

And the rose colored glasses argument? "Tax rates were higher under Clinton and the economy was booming! Let's go back to those good old days."

If life was so grand in 1999 that you want to take us back there, you have to take government spending down to 1999 levels too. Do that and the economy will boom and tax revenues will soar without the need to raise marginal rates. Yet Congress can't even find the wherewithal to roll spending back by two years much less a decade.

and...Bush was the most profligate spender in American history! Until Obama came along and pulled out all the stops. No change here.

There is one key difference. No other president came close to collecting more taxes than George Bush, nor did any ask the rich to carry as large a percentage of the nation's total tax burden. And he did that despite, and some say because, he lowered marginal tax rates. Oddly enough, I don't recall the rich doing that much complaining. Perhaps they were too busy growing the economy.

Barack Obama can only dream of fleecing the rich as successfully as his predecessor. By focusing on maximizing tax rates instead of tax revenue he makes his job harder. Which is why his base may think class warfare tastes great, but when it comes to the treasury it is sure to be less filling.

I can not leave it, but I am much too angry to even form a response that is rational at this point. Can anyone help out?

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Confused deficit with the debt
Doesn't understand inflation or population growth
Doesn't understand that the growth in the deficit since Obama took place has more to do with reduced revenue rather than increased spend
Doesn't understand that much of the rest of the deficit is due to defense spending: we have 2.5 wars. And we cannot abandon them in 12 seconds, which means that will take a while -- not that these people think about that, they're concerned with social programs that consist of .1% of spending.

I'd just leave it though, these people are just too far gone.
Though I might point out that they don't know the difference between the deficit and debt.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

quote:

There is one key difference. No other president came close to collecting more taxes than George Bush, nor did any ask the rich to carry as large a percentage of the nation's total tax burden. And he did that despite, and some say because, he lowered marginal tax rates. Oddly enough, I don't recall the rich doing that much complaining. Perhaps they were too busy growing the economy.

what

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Yeah if you libs are so smart then why don't you tell me why the rich didn't complain about having their income taxes lowered?

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Just got this one, which is pretty racist:


Girlfriend's Dad's Best Friend posted:


The problem with public housing is that the residents are not the owners.

The people that live in the house did not earn the house, but were loaned the property from the true owners, the taxpayers.

Because of this, the residents do not have the "pride of ownership" that comes with the hard work necessary.

In fact, the opposite happens and the residents resent their benefactors because the very house is a constant reminder that they themselves did not earn the right to live in the house.

They do not appreciate the value of the property and see no need to maintain or respect it in any way.

The result is the same whether you are talking about a studio apartment or a magnificent mansion full of priceless antiques.

If the people who live there do not feel they earned the privilege, they will make this known through their actions.

The picture below illustrates the point.




The Resolute Desk was built from the timbers of the HMS Resolute and was a gift from Queen Victoria
to President Rutherford B. Hayes.

It is considered a national treasure and icon of the presidency.

Mr. Obama, with all due respect,
get your loving feet off our desk!

As a matter of fact, get the hell out of the peoples' house and take your arrogant staff with you.


I responded with this:

Do you feel the same about these people?


crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Corbet posted:

Just got this one, which is pretty racist:


I responded with this:

Do you feel the same about these people?




How much you wanna bet he'll say those presidents were almost as bad as Obama?

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

crime fighting hog posted:

How much you wanna bet he'll say those presidents were almost as bad as Obama?

He loved Bush and thinks Sarah Palin would make a great president.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
Or this rear end in a top hat


I'd bet money there's a photo of Reagan with feet up too, but I can't find it.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011

Corbet posted:



Earned privilege.

Heh.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

nm posted:

I'd bet money there's a photo of Reagan with feet up too, but I can't find it.

Looking for it led me here: http://4thlord.com/

I don't know what to think anymore.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Corbet posted:

Just got this one, which is pretty racist:

Besides this, czars, teleprompters, vacations, and the First Lady championing some cause, what other things do people use as demerits against Obama despite literally every other president doing them?

Sometimes I think that reason that conservative criticism of Obama is completely bullshit-based is that they know it will cause liberals who are unhappy with him to defend his terrible policies.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Dr Christmas posted:

Sometimes I think that reason that conservative criticism of Obama is completely bullshit-based is that they know it will cause liberals who are unhappy with him to defend his terrible policies.

No, it's cus he's black.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

crime fighting hog posted:

Looking for it led me here: http://4thlord.com/

I don't know what to think anymore.
I skimmed a ways down, read "Midnight Snack" twice trying to make sense of it, and now I'm afraid to read the rest of the web page.

Scene: Midnight Snack posted:

Nighttime in the house of the Fourth Moon. REAGAN rises from behind his bongo desk, looking tired. wearing nightcape(!), Nancy is naked on the floor behind him. THERE is an animal/human on the floor across the stage, people are wrapping it in tinfoil, stuffing cornbread in its mouth. He is Hungry. He puts on his skis and goggles & shuffles out from behind the desk. There is a stirring of his dancers but they stay put. Moving toward the meat he removes a ski-pole from his pants. He is feeling guilty but he knows what is best for both him and the meat. He does not fear his guilt. The MEAT wont last long in this condition anyway.
And so on... :stare:

Floorgazer
May 7, 2007
That site is amazing. Almost on par with Time Cube guy.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Orange Devil posted:

No, it's cus he's black.

Really, I think I'd respect them more if they'd just come out and say it. At least then they'd be honest. Still ignorant and actively working against their own interest because gently caress the poors, but then at least we'd all know where we stand.

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

ClosedBSD posted:

His "Grady for President" video is like if he took every racist email and smashed it all into one speech
http://www.youtube.com/user/gradywarren

Holy poo poo "reeducation" camps for blacks!

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007

Dr Christmas posted:

Besides this, czars, teleprompters, vacations, and the First Lady championing some cause, what other things do people use as demerits against Obama despite literally every other president doing them?

My father-in-law regularly brings up Obama bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia. I've already explained that there are pictures of a half-dozen presidents doing that for that very same king, and that it's traditional to show respect to foreign heads of state in their preferred mode, and he acknowledges it every time, and he still brings it up.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
Here's one you can circulate to your conservative friends:

The Reagan

by Frank Jacobs


Once upon a cold November, back in `80, you'll remember,
Came to pass a great election, with a wondrous change in store;
By a landslide, one was winning, promising a new beginning;
Tall and proud, he stood there, grinning, like so many times before;
Who was he, this cool one, grinning, like so many times before?
'Twas The Reagan, nothing more.

Once he was inaugurated, Reaganomics he created,
Promising a balanced budget, like we had in days of yore;
"Though," he said, "our debt is growing, and a bundle we are owing,
"I'll cut taxes, 'cause I'm knowing this will save us bucks galore;"
"Please explain," a newsman asked, "how will this save us bucks galore?"
Quoth The Reagan, "Less is more."

Pushing for defense, he pleaded, brand-new missiles would be needed:
"That's the only way," he said, "to keep the country out of war;"
"True," he said, "they're not required, and they're not meant to be fired;
"In five years they'll be retired--still we must build hundreds more;"
"Tell us why," a newsman asked, "we must be building hundreds more?"
Quoth The Reagan, "Jobs galore."

Was he real or from a movie? "Make my day" sure sounded groovy,
Standing up to Congress or the rebels in El Salvador;
Flicks like "Rambo" he promoted (sev'ral times, it should be noted);
Once John Wayne he even quoted, when Kaddafi threatened war;
"Does this mean," a newsman asked, "we're heading toward a Mid-East war?"
Quoth The Reagan, "Hit the shore."

During times he wasn't dozing, many plans he was proposing,
Dealing with the deficit, which he no longer could ignore;
"Cuts," he said, "I'm recommending, pending our ascending spending,
"With attending trends suspending, then extending as before."
"Does this mean," a newsman asked, "a balanced budget like before?"
Quoth The Reagan, "Nevermore!"

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Facebook Post posted:

Seems like the only change we have seen from Obama and his administration have been the gas prices from $1.84 to a national average of $3.86 LoL a health and immigration bill that never passed and twice the amount of troops in Afghanistan.

Yeah, if you compare the cheapest station in America on November 1st 2008 to the average price today then it's going to be a lot higher.

Why don't you compare the national average then to the national average now? Oh, because it's not as strong of a point when the difference is $1.40 instead of $2.02.

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

Corbet posted:

"he problem with public housing is that the residents are not the owners.

The people that live in the house did not earn the house, but were loaned the property from the true owners, the taxpayers.

Because of this, the residents do not have the "pride of ownership" that comes with the hard work necessary.

In fact, the opposite happens and the residents resent their benefactors because the very house is a constant reminder that they themselves did not earn the right to live in the house.

They do not appreciate the value of the property and see no need to maintain or respect it in any way.

The result is the same whether you are talking about a studio apartment or a magnificent mansion full of priceless antiques."

This is pretty much a rant against the concept of rental, period.

Although I'd imagine he associates renting with young people and immoral hedonistic unbanites, so go figure.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

This is pretty much a rant against the concept of rental, period.

Although I'd imagine he associates renting with young people and immoral hedonistic unbanites, so go figure.
Basically, only property owners are worthwhile

JoshTheStampede
Sep 8, 2004

come at me bro

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

This is pretty much a rant against the concept of rental, period.

Although I'd imagine he associates renting with young people and immoral hedonistic unbanites, so go figure.

Yeah, somehow I really doubt he thinks the same about people who live in an apartment as he does about people who live in (dun dun DUNNNNN) PUBLIC HOUSING. I'm surprised he didn't fit the term "the projects" in there somewhere.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Defenestration posted:

Basically, only property owners are worthwhile

Perhaps they should be the only ones allowed to vote?

Asnorban
Jun 13, 2003

Professor Gavelsmoke


nm posted:

Confused deficit with the debt
Doesn't understand inflation or population growth
Doesn't understand that the growth in the deficit since Obama took place has more to do with reduced revenue rather than increased spend
Doesn't understand that much of the rest of the deficit is due to defense spending: we have 2.5 wars. And we cannot abandon them in 12 seconds, which means that will take a while -- not that these people think about that, they're concerned with social programs that consist of .1% of spending.

I'd just leave it though, these people are just too far gone.
Though I might point out that they don't know the difference between the deficit and debt.

Luckily for me someone else jumped in and has been trying (futilely) to debate him. Has been an entertaining read, and quite the exercise in personal restraint. He has now gone on to talk about how Obama is waging class warfare against the rich (in the same paragraph that he explains he is not wealthy) and that if he thinks the wealthy should pay more taxes then he should just move to Cuba. Also Bush collected more from the wealthy than any other president, and Reagan was responsible for the Clinton administrations good parts and raised tax revenue more than any president by closing loopholes while lowering taxes.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Corbet posted:

Just got this one, which is pretty racist:


I responded with this:

Do you feel the same about these people?




I guess FDR is his favorite president than.

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

crime fighting hog posted:

Looking for it led me here: http://4thlord.com/

I don't know what to think anymore.

I didn't think people this crazy could write html.

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TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I guess FDR is his favorite president than.

Too soon.

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