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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sniep posted:

yeah im still impressed by kraken

no doubt

for yall rum fans there's a place in pflugerville tx that makes a pecan rum that is friggin' awesome on the rocks. dunno if you can get it outside of the austin area, but if so you should try it

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Service_awards

LinuxGirl87
Feb 13, 2006

by Ozmaugh

Trig Discipline posted:

AMAZING COMPOUND TESTICLES

Mods, request namechange to this, tia.

LinuxGirl87
Feb 13, 2006

by Ozmaugh

LinuxGirl87 posted:

tia.

Dun't sine ur poasts. :xd:

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
is pyrat rum any good? i keep seeing it but 30 dollars if its meh then i dont want to waste my time i already have hella rum

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
yeah i like it, worth trying a bottle. mildly girly but still decently complex and interesting

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
* Captain Morgan
* Captain Morgan Private Stock
* Sailor Jerry's
* Bacardi (Light)
* Bacardi 151
* Kraken

pretty pedestrian brands but still i dont think "hmm i dont have enough rum"

though pyrat looks cool (the bottle)

though thinking about it i do need Myers and Malibu on that list, if not Parrot Bay too. Stocking a well stocked bar sucks.

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
20 types of gay rums for girls

seriously you have spiced rum spiced rum spiced rum spiced rum


buy some real rum

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
wow having a well stocked bar sure is hard

*buys 20 types of flavored vodka*


yeah I have smirnoff blueberry and absolute blueberry, I can make all of the zero cocktails that call for blueberry vodka

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
tbqh most 99% of what i go through is plain light bacardi or captian/spiced rum of some nature with coke

its always mixed in something

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
you don't need MORE types of spiced rum

buy some 12 yr appleton estate

maybe some black seal for dark and stormys

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

what is this posted:

you don't need MORE types of spiced rum

buy some 12 yr appleton estate

maybe some black seal for dark and stormys

i don't have anything like malibu or parrot bay. those are important for a lot of drinks.

myers isnt spiced rum anyway. the goal is to be able to make as many drinks as possible, not to have through the roof top shelf of everything.

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
coconut rum is important in basically zero drinks


unless your definition of "drink" is something a 12 year old girl would have

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
Rum is disgusting sugarwater. I know it doesn't have sugar but gently caress sweet shut

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

got dat wmd posted:

gently caress sweet shut

this, and also anything mixed with coke is gross

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
read this blog

http://12bottlebar.com/

this one

http://www.cocktailchronicles.com/

and this guy

http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/


if you look at all the girly spiced rum you have on your shelf and think to yourself "ah, what I'm missing is COCONUT RUM" you need to reevaluate your priorities

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
Basically Hendricks gibsons are all I need

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
nope sorry i still cant be arsed to give a gently caress about being elitist about booze

yeah a lot of drinks i end up making are really girly foofy ones deal with it

thats what happens when you make drinks for girls

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

got dat wmd posted:

Rum is disgusting sugarwater. I know it doesn't have sugar but gently caress sweet shut

i thought rum was made with cane sugar?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sniep posted:

nope sorry i still cant be arsed to give a gently caress about being elitist about booze

similarly, here is a list of booze i won't drink:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

iamthejeff posted:

anything mixed with coke is gross

*mixes your posting with coke*

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Detroit Q. Spider posted:

i thought rum was made with cane sugar?

yeah but a funny thing happens to sugar when it's fermented

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur

got dat wmd posted:

Basically Hendricks gibsons are all I need

see this is a controversial opinion, some people hate gin, some gin people hate hendricks, others would be like "why are you putting an onion in cucumber vodka"

but everyone respects a man who drinks gibsons. people can disagree, but it's a place of mutual respect.


nobody respects a guy who has a shelf full of malibu rum, bacardi, captain morgans, and is on the hunt for more coconut rum

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
drunk girls rarely appreciate my contributions to wikipedia

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
even gay dudes aren't gay enough to be exclusively drinking coconut rum


do you have a wardrobe exclusively full of latex hot pants

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

what is this posted:

nobody respects a guy who has a shelf full of malibu rum, bacardi, captain morgans, and is on the hunt for more coconut rum

i'm sure said person will console himself with a delicious beverage garnished with pussy

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
yeah, girl walks in, sees your place is stocked with pink poo poo, gay rums, and tasteful portraits of mens dicks hanging on the wall, she's definitely thinking you're straight

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

what is this posted:

yeah, girl walks in, sees your place is stocked with pink poo poo, gay rums, and tasteful portraits of mens dicks hanging on the wall, she's definitely thinking you're straight

shocking fact: girls don't think rums are gay. it's only spergs who try to hide their alcoholism with their elitism who give a gently caress what other people drink

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009
I stock Godiva liquer and hpnotiq specifically for girls who don't drink. This is actually the most important thing to think about in your home bar

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

here is a list of booze i won't drink:


Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Neu posted:



idk, if those dots are liquor i will drink them

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
gently caress it all i'm going to get drunk and punch this thread

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Pretty much if it'll get me drunk I'll drink it.

If you get elitist about alcohol you are annoying.

Sure, there are lovely alcohols and good alcohols. They all get you drunk though, which is the goal.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
or have sex with it

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
either way




maybe both

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Trig Discipline posted:

yeah but a funny thing happens to sugar when it's fermented

well duh but that still means there's some sugar in it, or at least it has some influence on the taste

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

Trig Discipline posted:

gently caress it all i'm going to get drunk and punch this thread

I'm running up an 8 dollar bar tab tonight. $1 olympias! It's the water.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Neu posted:

Pretty much if it'll get me drunk I'll drink it.

If you get elitist about alcohol you are annoying.

Sure, there are lovely alcohols and good alcohols. They all get you drunk though, which is the goal.

you and me buddy let's do this thing

i'm going to make the pinkest, sweetest, most frilly-rear end drink i can think of and drink it from a powerpuff girls mug and then gently caress A LADY just to show that drat lemur what a man who is secure in his sexuality looks like

got dat wmd
Apr 28, 2009

"Neu" posted:

Pretty much if it'll get me drunk I'll drink it.

If you get elitist about alcohol you are annoying.

Sure, there are lovely alcohols and good alcohols. They all get you drunk though, which is the goal.

You could say the same thing about anything

"this emachines posts to Facebook the same as this MacBook pro, this Mercedes gets me to my geek squad job the same as my Kia rio!!!"

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what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur
here are examples of girly drinks that let you keep your respect

• mojito
• last word
• miller's cucumber cooler
• pimm's cup
• aviation
• aperol spritz
• rum shrub
• french martini
• gin gin mule
• moscow mule
• pisco sour
• caipirinha
• jack rose
• hemingway daiquiri


this is just off the top of my head.


also it's spring so those are all spring drinks, mostly with citrus leanings, there's a million wintery/egg/spiced drinks as well

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