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Healed through the power of cookie crumbs. How dumb can one woman be? Howard wasn't kidding, either, that is every bit as ridiculous as they made it seem.
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Crotch Bat posted:Healed through the power of cookie crumbs. How dumb can one woman be? No kidding. I like how during the ceremony thing, while the guys is talking into her head, the camera man gets bored and just pans around the scenery. And the "special rocks" literally are just rocks that he takes out of a bag. I was thinking that they would be special somehow, like maybe nice looking rocks or quartz or something. But nope, just normal old rocks.
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May 1, 2011 21:58
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This is starting to remind me of that old South Park episode where that holistic healer shows up (I think Cheech and Chong do the voices) and they start selling all this bullshit to cure people. Then one of the kids gets really sick and Cheech is like "no this kid is really sick, he needs a doctor!" Seriously, rubbing her with cookies and candy and blowing on her head and feet?
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May 1, 2011 22:07
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Mr Hands Colon posted:This is starting to remind me of that old South Park episode where that holistic healer shows up (I think Cheech and Chong do the voices) and they start selling all this bullshit to cure people. Then one of the kids gets really sick and Cheech is like "no this kid is really sick, he needs a doctor!" "Doctors are only good for emergencies." -ROQ
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musclecoder posted:"Doctors are only good for emergencies." -ROQ This can be translated as "Doctors are only good for when you have an actual medical problem" which is pretty accurate, unless you're talking preventative medicine or something. She's out of her gourd, man. I watched that video and I'm perplexed how she didn't just start laughing at the guy and walk away. I wish I was a horrible person with a get-rich-quick scheme. I'd latch onto Robin so quickly and sell her my magnets/cookies/enema powder/green drink/etc. I can't even imagine how easy it would be to convince her of something. "These stones? Well, you warm them in pure stream water that's heated over a wood fire - when they're warm to the touch but not hot enough to burn, you wrap them in a hand-knitted scarf and place them on your ankles. It's well-known that heat rises, and as you warm the blood in your ankles it raises the activity of your neural network and your entire body naturally releases endorphins and seratonin in your brain causing a deep altered state of consciousness. No, I know they look exactly like river pebbles - but trust me, these have ceremony attached to them."
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May 1, 2011 22:33
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I'd really like to know how much that whole excursion cost.
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therapy posted:This can be translated as "Doctors are only good for when you have an actual medical problem" which is pretty accurate, unless you're talking preventative medicine or something. Green, coffee flavoured/scented magnets. IN THE rear end.
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May 1, 2011 23:19
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All that bullshit and she's still fat and crazy. Man, what the hell happened to her.
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May 1, 2011 23:59
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Smeep posted:All that bullshit and she's still fat and crazy. Man, what the hell happened to her. If I had to guess, I'd say she was put on anti depressants a few years ago and had a bad experience with it. Instead of going to the doctor to get her meds adjusted, she assumed they were all quacks and decided to look for natural remedies.
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May 2, 2011 00:16
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sedative posted:Look what I found Maybe she lost her ability to receive anal without lube in her old age. I remember some dude in San Francisco railed her in a bathroom in the spur of the moment. One can only hope that's the power being restored to her by Ritz crackers and Skittles.
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kylej posted:Maybe she lost her ability to receive anal without lube in her old age. I remember some dude in San Francisco railed her in a bathroom in the spur of the moment. One can only hope that's the power being restored to her by Ritz crackers and Skittles. God whenever this comes up and Howard says that she doesn't need lube for anal I want to call in and correct them Any guy who has had sexual intercourse with a woman knows that her vadge gets wet and can lube up her shitpipe for anal. That is what happened. Robin got turned on by the guy, got wet and as the vadge and butthole are not a mile but an inch or so away from eachother, the facilitation of non outside lube penetration was possible. loving hell. I'm not busting your balls kyle and I'm pretty sure you know that for a fact, but it just reminded me of when Howard brings that up on the air and it makes me nuts. That's all.
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May 2, 2011 03:12
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I'm pretty sure Howard knows that, Chiz. It's just funnier to talk about it the other way.
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I don't see anything wrong with trying wacky cultural things, just for the sake of the experience. But the moment she drunk the peyote/hallucinogenic and threw up & cried for 4 hours is insane. Howard was right, when he said she's searching for something in her life. Also Robin has nice jugs
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therapy posted:I'm pretty sure Howard knows that, Chiz. I know it's funnier but do you think he knows that though, really? I feel like Howard isn't that sexually experienced or diverse
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May 2, 2011 04:00
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Howard must be on vacation tomorrow, since bin Laden died.
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chiz posted:Robin got turned on by the guy, got wet This is the part where everything breaks down for me.
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dvgrhl posted:Howard must be on vacation tomorrow, since bin Laden died. I hope Howard is in tomorrow!
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chiz posted:I know it's funnier but do you think he knows that though, really? Yeah, I'm sure he knows. The rear end does not self lubricate. They sell bumper stickers that say that in the Castro.
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-Atom- posted:I hope Howard is in tomorrow! Did they ever say if the extra day off was going to be Mondays or Thursday?
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sedative posted:Look what I found How is belief in something as stupid as this any different than christian fundies believing in god. Come on Robin 
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May 2, 2011 06:03
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Howard is going to be on cloud 9 tomorrow. Awesome.
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May 2, 2011 06:21
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Cloud 10, dude.
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May 2, 2011 08:12
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Hearing Artie sing "Shook Me All Night Long" gives me chills every time. What a good time for the show that was.
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May 2, 2011 16:08
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I can honestly say that the Howard Stern Show is where I learned of bin Laden's death. Went to bed early last night and didn't watch network TV at all, and this morning I put the show on just as American Nightmare was on to hear Howard give the news.
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AxeManiac posted:Cloud 10, dude. whatever duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
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It's bad enough hearing people get worked up into this weird sexual bloodlust over Bin Laden's death, but that Hunter dude was just loving awful. Talking up all the rear end he kicked in Afghanistan, is he one of those call of duty junkies? I don't even think I need to ask thank god Stephen Tyler wasn't in today, drat
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Streebs posted:whatever duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude I always here that one as "whatever dububububububububububububububububububububde" Is it just me?
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Ronnie's girlfriend is pretty hot and so young looking. Lucky old man working his creep NSW probably get in trouble for looking at it work edit : oops I hosed up. http://i.imgur.com/Vxhps.jpg The Extrapolator fucked around with this message at 20:01 on May 2, 2011 |
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May 2, 2011 19:59
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lol, thanks for the nsfw warning before your embedded image  Loving the nascar thing in the shitter. Super-Classy!
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God drat, Richard lost 75 pounds? I know he was dieting (aka starving himself and drinking less), but that is a poo poo ton of weight to lose.
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Mr Hands Colon posted:God drat, Richard lost 75 pounds? I know he was dieting (aka starving himself and drinking less), but that is a poo poo ton of weight to lose. 220 down to 150 is what I think they said.
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May 2, 2011 20:50
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She looks like she is 12. Ronnie is gross.
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Vakal posted:220 down to 150 is what I think they said. Maybe I mis-heard because I thought they said 225. Either way, 150 lbs seems very low for someone his size.
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Mr Hands Colon posted:Maybe I mis-heard because I thought they said 225. Either way, 150 lbs seems very low for someone his size. Not sure how tall he is, but he seems to be around average (5'9"-5'10" or so). 150 lbs isn't small for 5'9". It's just about right in the healthy range unless he's just totally bulking up with muscles. For somebody that height, anywhere between 140 to 180 is probably prime weight range.
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The Extrapolator posted:Ronnie's girlfriend is pretty hot and so young looking. Lucky old man working his creep What the hell is wrong with Ronnie? He is a dirty old man - she looks like she is barely 18.
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May 2, 2011 21:47
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Whatever duuuuuude. I'm about meetin' girls, I'm about meetin' guys.
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therapy posted:Not sure how tall he is, but he seems to be around average (5'9"-5'10" or so). His website says 5'10" http://www.richardchristy.com/acting.html
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May 2, 2011 22:22
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gently caress all you who are jealous of me
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"Who are you fuckin dude?! Huh!? Yeah..yeah 300 pounds... yeah 2 feet tall YOU rear end in a top hat" Ah, such a charmer.
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Scoresman is about havin fun, motherfuckers I just watched the exorcist last night and she totally looks like a15yr old Regan
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