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RheaConfused
Jan 22, 2004

I feel the need.
The need... for
:sparkles: :sparkles:
FEBRUARY RESULTS ARE UP!

MY HUSBAND PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

:woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop:

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

RheaConfused posted:

FEBRUARY RESULTS ARE UP!

MY HUSBAND PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

:woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop:

congrats to him. this is a very festive post.


ps the entire first post summed up nicely on this website:

http://shouldigotolawschool.net/

Beautiful Flower
Apr 9, 2007

Peter Gabriel's solo stuff is pretty ok imho
Didn't make the ATL law revue finalists this year LIFE IS OVER.

P.S. here's the vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KP1mOxq_pE

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Beautiful Flower posted:

Didn't make the ATL law revue finalists this year LIFE IS OVER.

P.S. here's the vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KP1mOxq_pE

This loving sucks

Feces Starship
Nov 11, 2008

in the great green room
goodnight moon
phil with it

Beautiful Flower
Apr 9, 2007

Peter Gabriel's solo stuff is pretty ok imho

Phil Moscowitz posted:

This loving sucks

ouch.

Vander
Aug 16, 2004

I am my own hero.
Back to Bar chat for a minute.

I was hired to start working right after school with the understanding that I would study for the bar at the same time. Any advice on studying while working a little under full- time? How about any Washington state bar advice?

Alaemon
Jan 4, 2009

Proctors are guardians of the sanctity and integrity of legal education, therefore they are responsible for the nourishment of the soul.
Isn't Washington one of the no-MBE states? So, I guess, don't waste your time on MBE stuff.

TheSqueeze
Jun 27, 2005

Beautiful Flower posted:

ouch.

Your narrator is a friend of mine from college. Tell her the internet sends hearty greetings.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Beautiful Flower posted:

ouch.

Don't quit your day job*








*unless you are a lawyer

Hippokleides
Mar 20, 2011

by Ozma

Phil Moscowitz posted:

This loving sucks

This was a helpful review

remote control carnivore
May 7, 2009

RheaConfused posted:

FEBRUARY RESULTS ARE UP!

MY HUSBAND PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

:woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop: :woop:

Congratulations!

Also, congrats, good luck and goon speed to all graduating 3Ls and those studying for various bar exams. :cheers:

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Hippokleides posted:

This was a helpful review

poo poo is beyond help

Mattavist
May 24, 2003

Vander posted:

Back to Bar chat for a minute.

I was hired to start working right after school with the understanding that I would study for the bar at the same time. Any advice on studying while working a little under full- time? How about any Washington state bar advice?

Enjoy the couple days of free time between finals and the start of work/bar prep, you're not going to remember what it is after two days in.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Vander posted:

Back to Bar chat for a minute.

I was hired to start working right after school with the understanding that I would study for the bar at the same time. Any advice on studying while working a little under full- time? How about any Washington state bar advice?

Work 8-5, study 6-10. On weekends, get yelled at until you work 10-9, study from 10-12.

Vander
Aug 16, 2004

I am my own hero.

Alaemon posted:

Isn't Washington one of the no-MBE states? So, I guess, don't waste your time on MBE stuff.

Correct sir! I get to write essays for two and a half days!

Alaemon
Jan 4, 2009

Proctors are guardians of the sanctity and integrity of legal education, therefore they are responsible for the nourishment of the soul.

Vander posted:

Correct sir! I get to write essays for two and a half days!

Then (and this is going to sound obvious) write lots and lots of essays. Ridiculous amounts of them. All you can find.

HooKars
Feb 22, 2006
Comeon!

BigHead posted:

Work 8-5, study 6-10. On weekends, get yelled at until you work 10-9, study from 10-12.

Work 8:30 am - Midnight. Make some index cards at your desk during downtime. Tell yourself you'll study on the weekend. Get shitfaced on Friday. Make index cards hungover from 2 pm - 8 pm. Get shitfaced on Saturday. Make index cards for longer on Sunday. Repeat. Take two weeks off before the bar and cram.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Vander posted:

Correct sir! I get to write essays for two and a half days!
We got to do that for 2 days in CA and still had to do the MBE. It really, really suck to write two days of bullshit, meaningless essays.
Hope your laptop has a good keyboard. Thank god I had a thinkpad.

Alaemon
Jan 4, 2009

Proctors are guardians of the sanctity and integrity of legal education, therefore they are responsible for the nourishment of the soul.
Do you people get to use laptops on the bar? Michigan still requires handwriting or typewriters.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

HooKars posted:

Work 8:30 am - Midnight. Make some index cards at your desk during downtime. Tell yourself you'll study on the weekend. Get shitfaced on Friday. Make index cards hungover from 2 pm - 8 pm. Get shitfaced on Saturday. Make index cards for longer on Sunday. Repeat. Take two weeks off before the bar and cram.

Believe this woman over me. She is wise and (or) experienced.

Alaemon posted:

Do you people get to use laptops on the bar? Michigan still requires handwriting or typewriters.

That's hosed up. Do you also have to take the bar in Detroit? What's it like in the stone age? Does a hamster wheel power your internet or something?

Also, for those of you graduating undergrad and lurking: If you go to law school you deserve to be stabbed in the dick and/or child-bearing hip. It's so godawful terrible. For instance:

quote:

Let’s say you are a prospective law student. You’ve now got U.S. News, the New York Times, nearly the entire blogosphere, and even Congress telling you to be careful when you interact with a law school administrator. Think about that. Think about how much of an idiot you’d have to be to believe anything a law school puts in its brochures or recruiting materials at face value. The tide has turned; pretty much the only people who believe that it’s still cool to mislead prospective law students are people who work for law schools.

gently caress, you have no idea. It's so terrible. Even those of us with (lovely) jobs hate it. HATE it. And we were once you. Do not go, do never go, never ever never ever ever go.

BigHead fucked around with this message at 08:15 on May 6, 2011

Alaemon
Jan 4, 2009

Proctors are guardians of the sanctity and integrity of legal education, therefore they are responsible for the nourishment of the soul.

BigHead posted:

That's hosed up. Do you also have to take the bar in Detroit? What's it like in the stone age? Does a hamster wheel power your internet or something?

We don't take the bar in Detroit. The morlocks are superstitious and distrustful of outsiders. The bar exam is held in East Lansing, at Michigan State. The winter session is held at the Kellogg Center (hotel & conference) and the summer session is at the Breslin Center.

I'd love to know why the bar examiners haven't caught up to the existence of Mr. Babbage's marvelous difference engine. It didn't seem like the ideal moment to bring it to their attention.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
can I get some cover letter help up in this piece? thanks in advance

drawkcab si eman ym
Jan 2, 2006

BigHead posted:

gently caress, you have no idea. It's so terrible. Even those of us with (lovely) jobs hate it. HATE it. And we were once you. Do not go, do never go, never ever never ever ever go.

Wait, if you're going T1, dont mind working long hours, are detail-oriented and in that minority that for some reason like reading minutae of contracts this still doesn't apply right? I also have mentally and emotionally set myself up for how the legal profession is not at all like it is shown on TV, and recognize I will be working with lots of people who either hate it or put up with it and are bitter.

PS. This thread was the biggest reason I avoided taking the law career path for the last 4 years, but I've tried everything else and either don't like it or am not good at it.

drawkcab si eman ym fucked around with this message at 18:55 on May 6, 2011

Mattavist
May 24, 2003

It does because nobody actually enjoys those things, they just tell themselves they do to justify their terrible decisions to themselves.

quotison
Dec 29, 2005

don't hit your head

drawkcab si eman ym posted:

Wait, if you're going T1, dont mind working long hours, are detail-oriented and in that minority that for some reason like reading minutae of contracts this still doesn't apply right? I also have mentally and emotionally set myself up for how the legal profession is not at all like it is shown on TV, and recognize I will be working with lots of people who either hate it or put up with it and are bitter.

I don't think this thread endorses that anyone go to law school, ever. But you're an adult and can make your own decisions. I can tell you that despite no matter the emotional preparation, there will be plenty of times (although hopefully not most of the time) you don't enjoy being a lawyer, but I think that's the case with a lot of jobs.

Kissy Suzuki
Mar 27, 2011

No honeymoon. This is business.

Alaemon posted:

Do you people get to use laptops on the bar? Michigan still requires handwriting or typewriters.
I literally have the penmanship of a mentally handicapped child so I'm really lookin forward to this

do most people do typewriters? I don't even know how to use a loving typewriter

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

So after months of looking, I still don't have a place in DC for the summer. he;lp. I need something starting May 20. Anyone know anyone or something?

drawkcab si eman ym
Jan 2, 2006

Thanks for the advice. Are there specific instances you can think of quotison? Getting pulled away from family time? Having to do an all nighter writing a brief?

Also, diospadre, I think you're right. There are things id rather do than read a contract. But I imagine some company wanting to do something, and I think it'd be cool and kind of exciting to write up something that's airtight legally. So maybe I'd put something like that inbetween "not minding it" and "liking it".

Alaemon
Jan 4, 2009

Proctors are guardians of the sanctity and integrity of legal education, therefore they are responsible for the nourishment of the soul.

Kissy Suzuki posted:

I literally have the penmanship of a mentally handicapped child so I'm really lookin forward to this

do most people do typewriters? I don't even know how to use a loving typewriter

The majority hand write their exam. It's a pretty large majority, actually. I'm making up these figures, but from my wholly unscientific observation, I'd be surprised if even 10% went to the typing room. Also the noise coming out of there is something fierce. Anyone who's going to type needs to bring earplugs.

I once met a guy who typed his exam. He bought new ribbons for it and one broke like... an hour in or something. Fortunately, it was winter session and he was staying at the same place that holds the exam. He was able to talk a proctor into escorting him to his room so he could grab a new ribbon. If he'd been staying somewhere else, he would've been out of luck.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Alaemon posted:

The majority hand write their exam. It's a pretty large majority, actually. I'm making up these figures, but from my wholly unscientific observation, I'd be surprised if even 10% went to the typing room. Also the noise coming out of there is something fierce. Anyone who's going to type needs to bring earplugs.

I once met a guy who typed his exam. He bought new ribbons for it and one broke like... an hour in or something. Fortunately, it was winter session and he was staying at the same place that holds the exam. He was able to talk a proctor into escorting him to his room so he could grab a new ribbon. If he'd been staying somewhere else, he would've been out of luck.
Okay, I guess if everyone's handwriting it's not such a disadvantage. Thanks bro

In other news, this state loving sucks

TheBestDeception
Nov 28, 2007

drawkcab si eman ym posted:

PS. This thread was the biggest reason I avoided taking the law career path for the last 4 years, but I've tried everything else and either don't like it or am not good at it.

This is the best reason for spending $100k on law school, being all like "meh, i dunno what else"

drawkcab si eman ym
Jan 2, 2006

TheBestDeception posted:

This is the best reason for spending $100k on law school, being all like "meh, i dunno what else"

It's not like that at all man. For my "What do you want to do after elementary school" letter I said I wanted to be a judge, and I won the County award for my position in Mock Trial during high school. I was all gung ho to do law before reading this thread during my freshman year of college. I tried out various other career paths (some stuff in health care, I did PhD research, thought about teaching) and like I said I either wasn't good at it or didn't like it.

entris
Oct 22, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

drawkcab si eman ym posted:

It's not like that at all man. For my "What do you want to do after elementary school" letter I said I wanted to be a judge, and I won the County award for my position in Mock Trial during high school. I was all gung ho to do law before reading this thread during my freshman year of college. I tried out various other career paths (some stuff in health care, I did PhD research, thought about teaching) and like I said I either wasn't good at it or didn't like it.

Not liking or being bad at X does not mean you should do Y, it just means you don't like and/or are bad at X. X and Y are unrelated.

Why do you think law school is for you?

drawkcab si eman ym
Jan 2, 2006

The things I want out of my career include:
- Getting paid well (I understand this is not a guarantee in the legal field. I am willing to work hard for this. If I don't get an LSAT score that puts me at least at the averages of a T1 then I will not go to law school).
- Having coworkers I get along with (I actually like most prelaw people I know. We have similar interests and hobbies for the most part. I would hang out with anyone in this thread. I also like that prelaw people are driven and motivated individuals).
- Enjoying my work and being good at it. (I've touched on this before, but I find the legal field innately interestings).
- Having time outside of work to do things I enjoy. (This is the one that legal field does not match up with very well. If I cannot find a good paying government job, I would like to find a firm that is known for its work-life balance. This will not be easy to find, so if I have to sacrifice this, I will. I dont plan on giving up all my hobbies and interests but if I have to spend less time with them, I am willing to).

I know the legal field is far from perfect. Im not going in with a romanticized view of it. It will be hard, I will have to make sacrifices, and at points I will regret it. But the benefits outweight the costs for me.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

drawkcab si eman ym posted:

It's not like that at all man. For my "What do you want to do after elementary school" letter I said I wanted to be a judge, and I won the County award for my position in Mock Trial during high school. I was all gung ho to do law before reading this thread during my freshman year of college. I tried out various other career paths (some stuff in health care, I did PhD research, thought about teaching) and like I said I either wasn't good at it or didn't like it.

The only person I have ever given my blessing to to go to law school was a guy who got a full needs-based scholarship (so it couldn't be taken away like a merit scholarship) and whose parents had their own firm so he had a guaranteed job.

Unless you pay nearly nothing to go, and unless you have a guaranteed job, do not go.

Edit: "getting paid well" "enjoying your coworkers" and "enjoying the work" are the three least applicable things that have ever been said about law school.

drawkcab si eman ym
Jan 2, 2006

BigHead posted:

The only person I have ever given my blessing to to go to law school was a guy who got a full needs-based scholarship (so it couldn't be taken away like a merit scholarship) and whose parents had their own firm so he had a guaranteed job.

Unless you pay nearly nothing to go, and unless you have a guaranteed job, do not go.

Edit: "getting paid well" "enjoying your coworkers" and "enjoying the work" are the three least applicable things that have ever been said about law school.

I would be willing to put off law school for a few years, work a job, and save up.

Omerta
Feb 19, 2007

I thought short arms were good for benching :smith:

drawkcab si eman ym posted:

It's not like that at all man. For my "What do you want to do after elementary school" letter I said I wanted to be a judge, and I won the County award for my position in Mock Trial during high school. I was all gung ho to do law before reading this thread during my freshman year of college. I tried out various other career paths (some stuff in health care, I did PhD research, thought about teaching) and like I said I either wasn't good at it or didn't like it.

What makes you think you'll be good at law? Winning a HS mock trial award is slightly more impressive than not pissing yourself in public.

The things I want out of my career include:

quote:

Getting paid well (I understand this is not a guarantee in the legal field. I am willing to work hard for this. If I don't get an LSAT score that puts me at least at the averages of a T1 then I will not go to law school).
You listed being paid well first; off to a bad start. Per hour, attorneys make about 14-17 dollars an hour assuming you land biglaw. Especially with your ragtag employment history, sounds like you're just looking for something that you (incorrectly) imagine will yield substantial benefits over your current station.

quote:

- Having coworkers I get along with (I actually like most prelaw people I know. We have similar interests and hobbies for the most part. I would hang out with anyone in this thread. I also like that prelaw people are driven and motivated individuals).
I've hated everyone that identified themselves as "prelaw" and law school students are pretty obnoxious. Since when have law students had similar interests besides an exaggerated view of their own self-importance and rich parents?

quote:

- Enjoying my work and being good at it. (I've touched on this before, but I find the legal field innately interestings).
Enjoying something and being good at it are two very different things. I find math fascinating, but I sucked at it once I got out of calculus. You have no proof that you enjoy actual legal work or would be good at actual legal work.

quote:

- Having time outside of work to do things I enjoy. (This is the one that legal field does not match up with very well. If I cannot find a good paying government job, I would like to find a firm that is known for its work-life balance. This will not be easy to find, so if I have to sacrifice this, I will. I dont plan on giving up all my hobbies and interests but if I have to spend less time with them, I am willing to).
lol at the bolded.
While you've done a better job of qualifying your views than a lot of other people who meander in here, they're still not particularly compelling by any stretch of the imagination.

You have vague assertions of "benefits" that seem to focus on the salary without explaining why you would be good at legal work or how you plan to pay for law school.

Personally, I think Bighead's formulation is a little strong, but he's in the right zip code. I'd water it down to T20+ no strings attached scholarship or T6 at sticker.

IANAL
Apr 18, 2008

FUSC

drawkcab si eman ym posted:

The things I want out of my career include:
- Getting paid well
- Having coworkers I get along with
- Having time outside of work to do things I enjoy.

You will not be able to do any of these things in a legal career. You will be judged by your peers for how long you are at the office. You will have more work than you can complete in a 60-hour work week.

The BEST bosses will scream at you like you've murdered their family in front of them at least once a month.

Go sit in a law school cafeteria. Or class. We're all ASSHOLES.

You get poo poo on by every person that has worked at the firm or in the field for any period of time longer than you have.

Put off law school for a few years. Save up. Put that money to work for you. Factor in a few years of "residency" working for sub minimum wage an hour and then figure that you'll get a job that pays an extremely modest salary (because they do pay that, high salaries are an exception, especially nowadays).

Expect to sacrifice your time, physical well being, mental health and longevity for your career. IS THIS FOR YOU?

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G-Mawwwwwww
Jan 31, 2003

My LPth are Hot Garbage
Biscuit Hider

IANAL posted:


Go sit in a law school cafeteria. Or class. We're all ASSHOLES.

Absolute truth. I can tell what year someone is just by one sentence out of a conversation. 1Ls are all masturbating about how smart they are and how much they love the law. 2Ls try and talk about their jobs. 3Ls simply say "gently caress this poo poo."

Anyone who says they like pre-law students is lying to themselves.

quote:

You get poo poo on by every person that has worked at the firm or in the field for any period of time longer than you have.

There is nothing so disheartening as seeing something you've worked on for hours get shredded and remade into a worse form that quite possibly loses a motion you should have won. And it happens. A lot.

quote:

Put off law school for a few years. Save up. Put that money to work for you. Factor in a few years of "residency" working for sub minimum wage an hour and then figure that you'll get a job that pays an extremely modest salary (because they do pay that, high salaries are an exception, especially nowadays).

Expect to sacrifice your time, physical well being, mental health and longevity for your career. IS THIS FOR YOU?

Go. Teach. loving. English. HAVE SOME FUN.

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