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A Typical Goon posted:So what was everyone's favourite book? I'd have to say mine is Starfighters of Adumaar. I can't put my finger on why I love it so much, I just do. I'm at Isard's Revenge at the moment, and I'm looking forward to Starfighters so much. I need more Wes Janson in my life.
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# ? May 6, 2011 13:05 |
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This is from a few pages back, but...Chairman Capone posted:In the script of ANH, I believe the Death Star conference room scene originally had Vader intimidating the Imperial officers by using the Force to levitate a coffee cup and drink from it, but Lucas had to abandon it because he couldn't film it (also, how exactly would Vader drink coffee?) ...you're really not. From Marvel Star Wars #1, July 1977:
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# ? May 6, 2011 14:29 |
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Dave Syndrome posted:"I totally disagree with this cyborg killing machine death cultist who acts as the Emperor's personal enforcer and leaves mounds of corpses in his wake (including people on his side who annoy him). I should definately tell him to go piss up a rope" Seriously dude, just take his criticism and write him a strongly-worded memo to him later on asking him not to browbeat you in front of your colleagues.
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# ? May 6, 2011 15:21 |
Cleaner of Imperial High Command Deadwood is one of his lesser known official titles did you not know?
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# ? May 6, 2011 16:57 |
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The lighthoolahoop is the newest weapon in the Jedi/Sith arsenal...
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# ? May 6, 2011 17:25 |
Alien T&A and impractible lightsabers the future of the franchise people.
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# ? May 6, 2011 17:30 |
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The thing that annoys me the most about the LightHulaHoop is that it's still somehow more practical than the loving whip.
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# ? May 6, 2011 17:33 |
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If the whip could be made to work it seems like a legitimately dangerous weapon when used in group combat. 1v1 it would be a disaster. This hula saber, though - completely useless for anything.
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# ? May 6, 2011 17:40 |
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Azzmo posted:
What about illuminating interior spaces?
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# ? May 6, 2011 17:43 |
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Azzmo posted:If the whip could be made to work it seems like a legitimately dangerous weapon when used in group combat. 1v1 it would be a disaster. There is no situation where the whip wouldn't be a loving death wish. You ever tried to use a whip? You gently caress yourself up with it more often than you actually hit what you're aiming at. You only get Cowboy/Indiana Jones good at it after a decade of pitting your own flesh.
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# ? May 6, 2011 17:45 |
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LLJKSiLk posted:The lighthoolahoop is the newest weapon in the Jedi/Sith arsenal... Please please tell me this is just a cross over for soul caliber.
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# ? May 6, 2011 18:19 |
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Congratulations, Extended Universe! A new low stupid weaponry! At very least a whip (however difficult to use) has obvious applications in combat. I can honestly think of no way to wield that ... thing... effectively in combat with conventional lightsabers, or blasters. It's only use would be as a never-ending hula-hoop (thanks to the gyro effect) for rich kids who hate their siblings. That all being said, I admire the spirit of coming up with new ideas for Jedi weaponry. They just need to remember that some things aren't done for a reason.
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# ? May 6, 2011 19:24 |
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Has anyone tried a light saber gun?
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# ? May 6, 2011 19:26 |
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Aren't there any other traditional Jedi weapons? Has there ever been a Jedi who just went "gently caress this close combat poo poo, I'm getting a blaster"? e. the weirdest thing about that picture are the handles on the hoop. I really don't see how it's meant to be used. MIDWIFE CRISIS fucked around with this message at 19:43 on May 6, 2011 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:Aren't there any other traditional Jedi weapons? Has there ever been a Jedi who just went "gently caress this close combat poo poo, I'm getting a blaster"?
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# ? May 6, 2011 19:49 |
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I actually have the first Coruscant Nights lying around here somewhere, is it worth a read? v v Sweet, I'll put it on my reading pile MIDWIFE CRISIS fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 6, 2011 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:I actually have the first Coruscant Nights lying around here somewhere, is it worth a read? Yeah. Hell yeah. That's a really good book that I always forget to recommend to people.
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# ? May 6, 2011 19:57 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:Aren't there any other traditional Jedi weapons? Has there ever been a Jedi who just went "gently caress this close combat poo poo, I'm getting a blaster"? Kyle loving Katarn was much more known for his blaster than his saber. Also, there was that one time he punched Krayt dragons to death with his bare loving hands.
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# ? May 6, 2011 20:08 |
Would steering some idiotic goon into your blaster fire consist of a dark side power or not? Trick question, do not answer this!
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:06 |
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Crowetron posted:Kyle loving Katarn was much more known for his blaster than his saber. Also, there was that one time he punched Krayt dragons to death with his bare loving hands. That part of the game made me feel 100x more badass than anything Force Unleashed ever did.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:09 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:Would steering some idiotic goon into your blaster fire consist of a dark side power or not? Seriously, the Jedi just rip their way through a bunch of pathetic stormtroopers or gangsters or Sith lackeys every twenty minutes, but the Jedi code is okay with that? What the hell, man?
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:15 |
Slantedfloors posted:The better question is: Why is it that killing effectively defenseless mooks, when you're powerful enough to avoid or non-fatally disable them, not considered the Dark Side? Clearly the real Jedi code is this: Swords are cool guys.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:21 |
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Wasn't there some quote from Lucas where he basically said that any use of the Force at all puts you onto a path to the dark side?yronic heroism posted:"No, see, they have to do that to control the blade because GYROSCOPES!" It would actually be a pretty cool experiment to see how a blade made of gyroscopes would actually handle. Attach them together in a row until you've got something about a meter long, turn it on, and see how long you can hold it before it goes flying wildly out of your hands
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:33 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:Aren't there any other traditional Jedi weapons? Has there ever been a Jedi who just went "gently caress this close combat poo poo, I'm getting a blaster"? Obi-Wan killed General Grievous with a blaster. Thus exhausts my supply of answers to any loving question asked in this thread. Here's a question. What happens if one drops a lightsaber on the ground, point-down?
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:36 |
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Admiral Goodenough posted:Aren't there any other traditional Jedi weapons? Has there ever been a Jedi who just went "gently caress this close combat poo poo, I'm getting a blaster"? My Exile in KOTOR 2 used nothing but blaster weapons. Sith Lords? Pfff, just whip out my Mandalorian Rippers and no problem.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:38 |
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Flavor Bear posted:Obi-Wan killed General Grievous with a blaster. EU to the rescue! Lightsabers turn off when the person holding them let's go. However, there is also a switch you can push to keep it locked on so you can throw it.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:40 |
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A Typical Goon posted:EU to the rescue! Lightsabers turn off when the person holding them let's go. However, there is also a switch you can push to keep it locked on so you can throw it. That's stupid. I always thought that it was because you used the force hold the dead man's switch down.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:42 |
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The next EU superweapon should be a gigantic ball of lightsabers with blades outwards.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:43 |
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Ninja_Orca posted:My Exile in KOTOR 2 used nothing but blaster weapons. Sith Lords? Pfff, just whip out my Mandalorian Rippers and no problem. In both KOTOR games regardless of whether I was lightside or not, I would just pour all my points into force lightning until I could unleash a gigantic Force Storm that would incinerate any attacker.
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:49 |
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Flavor Bear posted:Obi-Wan killed General Grievous with a blaster. http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/jedi-butter-fingers.html
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# ? May 6, 2011 21:59 |
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Ninja_Orca posted:My Exile in KOTOR 2 used nothing but blaster weapons. Sith Lords? Pfff, just whip out my Mandalorian Rippers and no problem. I was a consular with next to no innate strength as well. Sweet mercy that game is broken.
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# ? May 6, 2011 22:08 |
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So where is the light hulahoop from? Is that actually official art? It's actually hard to tell what's supposed to be taken seriously and what's a parody in Star Wars any more...
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# ? May 7, 2011 01:07 |
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ZeeToo posted:So where is the light hulahoop from? Is that actually official art? I pulled it from a friend's album on Facebook. I'll ask where he got it. Probably just fan-art.
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# ? May 7, 2011 02:07 |
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LLJKSiLk posted:I pulled it from a friend's album on Facebook. I'll ask where he got it. Probably just fan-art. It is fan-art:http://chewyli.deviantart.com/art/Sith-Tira-196735215. It's a sith version of Tira from Soul Calibur.
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# ? May 7, 2011 04:12 |
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So I was wondering if anybody has .gif from Episode 3 where Obi-Wan and Anakin kind of just swing their lightsabers around without coming close to hitting or actually attacking each other?
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# ? May 7, 2011 06:58 |
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LLJKSiLk posted:The lighthoolahoop is the newest weapon in the Jedi/Sith arsenal... I need proof that this is actually from Star Wars.
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# ? May 7, 2011 07:01 |
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^^ Now that's smart. What does it say about the rest of us that we all thought it had to be true...
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# ? May 7, 2011 11:18 |
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What does it say about the state of Star Wars that we all thought it had to be true
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# ? May 7, 2011 11:33 |
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Canopus250 posted:So I was wondering if anybody has .gif from Episode 3 where Obi-Wan and Anakin kind of just swing their lightsabers around without coming close to hitting or actually attacking each other?
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# ? May 7, 2011 14:28 |
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ZeeToo posted:Watch this while listening to "All the Wine" by The National. It's like a sad music video piece showcasing one of the last gently caress yous from George Lucas to the fans.
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