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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:To be fair, ketchup on hot dogs is a terrible travesty towards tubed meats. So the best way to make the United States great again is to turn it into Nazi Germany and Communist Russia according to that rant?
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:To be fair, ketchup on hot dogs is a terrible travesty towards tubed meats. I would have just called him/her a fascist pig so good on you I guess. Seriously that person's a psychopath. Hope their employer sees that. Edit: or if you want to be really  point out all the Amendments that their opinions violate
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May 9, 2011 16:22
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quote:What America needs is a president who would do these things ... You know what this country needs? The Executive to write the laws and a Department of Truth.
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May 9, 2011 16:29
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:My favorite thing about the conservative hatred of Muslims is that they are actually working towards America being Iran. Or even worse, a European country like Denmark which, according to my family, has already adopted Sharia Law.
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May 9, 2011 16:38
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Nostrum posted:Or even worse, a European country like Denmark which, according to my family, has already adopted Sharia Law. Denmark, chief exports; Carlsberg, Bacon, cartoons
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May 9, 2011 17:28
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Branis posted:I've never understood the hatred towards the EPA and the Dept of Ed. Also when did it become a crime in america for christians to worship? I never got the memo. See the EPA is in charge of stuff like emissions standards which is code for the government taking money from the people to bully corporations and stop them being able to make money and employ people. The Dept. of Education allows for public schooling which in and of itself causes socialism and satanism to spontaneously occur in young people. More serious answer: The EPA spends some amount of money telling corporations they can't do things. Since most US conservatives are convinced any and all environmental issues are lies this just translates to tax money being wasted making companies less profitable. Please ignore any and all reality. The Dept. of Education is because they only want things being taught in school that they personally believe in, they don't give a poo poo about science, factual history or anything similar. If school days in the US consisted of an hour of Christian prayers followed by a day spent in a mixture of Bible study and hearing about how the Constitution was designed to give people guns and preserve traditional family values followed by a short post-lunch lesson on global politics (The US is awesome, some people hate us because they are less awesome), they would fully endorse it. It would be a quick post lunch thing so the kids would have time to work their part-time jobs for the rest of the day.
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May 9, 2011 18:16
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ibroxmassive posted:Denmark, chief exports; Carlsberg, Bacon, cartoons You're forgetting Windmills and Islamofascist Terrorism. What kind of an American are you? Also, windmills are a plot by islamofascists to convert us all to inefficient green energy so that they can hoard all the oil for themselves. When shoddily built windmills by OPEC conspiracies all break in sync it'll end western civilization whil the Arabs bring forth the Anti-Christ and institute a new communist Caliphate. This poo poo is easy to make up.
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May 9, 2011 18:18
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Don Quixote is the ultimate conservative poster boy.
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May 9, 2011 18:20
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"MrNemo" posted:Don Quixote is the ultimate conservative poster boy.
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May 9, 2011 18:27
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Dr Christmas posted:Wrong! Obama is the only president to ever play golf, as well as the only president to go on vacation, show interest in professional or college sports, make a gesture of respect to the king of Saudi Arabia, or hire special advisors nicknamed "czars." I'm pretty sure he's also the only president in the nation's history to have banged a black chick. That he didn't own. 
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May 9, 2011 18:33
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Aren't payroll deductions taken care of by the company doing payroll rather than the government?
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May 9, 2011 18:43
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I think government takes care of their own pay roll in the form of an auditor/treasurers office.
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May 9, 2011 19:24
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Habibi posted:I'm pretty sure he's also the only president in the nation's history to have banged a black chick. That he didn't own. That just means he is doing it wrong. Yet another thing Obama can't do right, gosh!
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May 9, 2011 21:04
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:To be fair, ketchup on hot dogs is a terrible travesty towards tubed meats. Yeah you don't want to ruin the high-quality cow rear end that went into it. So now that right-wingers are up in arms that Obama is getting any credit at all for the Osama assassination, does that mean it's fair to say that the Jews were not, in fact, responsible for Christ's death?
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May 9, 2011 21:09
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MrNemo posted:The Dept. of Education is because they only want things being taught in school that they personally believe in, they don't give a poo poo about science, factual history or anything similar. If school days in the US consisted of an hour of Christian prayers followed by a day spent in a mixture of Bible study and hearing about how the Constitution was designed to give people guns and preserve traditional family values followed by a short post-lunch lesson on global politics (The US is awesome, some people hate us because they are less awesome), they would fully endorse it. It would be a quick post lunch thing so the kids would have time to work their part-time jobs for the rest of the day. It's actually about uppity blacks attending our white schools, and also girls playing sports, along with a bit of pining for teacher-led prayer. The Department of Education has no role in curriculum, it pretty much just enforces civil rights laws and administers grants and loans for higher education.
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May 10, 2011 00:22
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It's story time guys...quote:THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
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May 10, 2011 00:46
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Kubrick posted:It's story time guys... I like the story better here. quote:
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May 10, 2011 00:50
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Mooseontheloose posted:I like the story better here. Thanks for this! I updated it a little and replied with: quote:Once upon a time there was a scorpion and a frog. The scorpion made over $2,000,000 a year and was receiving a 32.4% tax rate, but through lots of loopholes and was paying around 27% in taxes. The frog suggested that in order for the country to pay off it's debt the loopholes needed to be closed, and the Scorpion would need to pay the taxes he was paying under Clinton, 35%. The Scorpion said, "you can't raise my taxes, I am the person who is hiring everyone, and if you raise them, I will have no interest in working." The frog says, "actually you have only been creating jobs overseas. Analysis by the Congressional Budget Office shows that you'll only reduce national unemployment at the most by 0.1% over next two years...so bite me" and raises his taxes. The Scorpion then continues working hard because he's rich and he likes staying rich. The frog says, "I thought you were gonna quit working?" The scorpion says, "I can't help it, it's in my nature." Then he bites and poisons the frog and installs his own toadie in congress who will cut taxes again. Also, he uses loopholes to pay almost no corporate taxes at all as well, neglecting his country so he can pocket some more moolah.
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May 10, 2011 01:15
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Kubrick posted:It's story time guys... I can't find it anymore, but I distinctly recall a remake of this where instead the ant enjoyed a leisurely winter being entertained by the grasshopper's music in exchange for food and shelter for the winter as they agreed upon.
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May 10, 2011 02:54
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Mo_Steel posted:I can't find it anymore, but I distinctly recall a remake of this where instead the ant enjoyed a leisurely winter being entertained by the grasshopper's music in exchange for food and shelter for the winter as they agreed upon. This what you're looking for?  Edit: tables
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May 10, 2011 04:16
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BatteredFeltFedora posted:This what you're looking for? Awesome. 
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May 10, 2011 06:32
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Kubrick posted:It's story time guys... I shouldn't be surprised how shamelessly this equates 'lazy grasshopper' with 'lazy minority'. And I know it never changes anything, but... Matthew 25:41 posted:Then [Christ] will also say to those on His left, ‘Depart from Me, accursed ones, into the eternal fire which has been prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry, and you gave Me nothing to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me nothing to drink; I was a stranger, and you did not invite Me in; naked, and you did not clothe Me; sick, and in prison, and you did not visit Me.’ “Then they themselves also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, or thirsty, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not take care of You?’ “Then He will answer them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’ “These will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.” Ant is a dick and is going to hell, the end.
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May 10, 2011 14:44
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And the 10,000 ants worked together to build a glorious underground utopia because they knew that a combined force of workers can do more than a solitary bug. Seriously, if you're trying to make a point about the hard-working individual, an ant is probably not the best thing to go with. Stupid fables.
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May 10, 2011 16:09
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Ashcans posted:I shouldn't be surprised how shamelessly this equates 'lazy grasshopper' with 'lazy minority'. Well how is the ant supposed to give to the poor when the government is already doing it?
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May 10, 2011 19:08
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Ashcans posted:I shouldn't be surprised how shamelessly this equates 'lazy grasshopper' with 'lazy minority'.
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May 10, 2011 20:38
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I couldn't watch the whole thing, but this one is making the facebook rounds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKdScVerrBU&feature=share quote:In 2006 the Democrats and the media screamed bloody murder over the high price of gas. When Barack Obama was inaugurated, the average gas price was $1.87 a gallon. Now that the price has more than doubled, what are the Democrats and the administration saying now? If you guessed that high gas prices under Obama are somehow a good thing, give yourself a pat on the back. The liberal mindset is always an amazing thing to behold.
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May 11, 2011 02:05
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Didn't the Bush administration reach 4 dollars more than once?
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May 11, 2011 02:09
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Someone remind me how much an American president influences the price of gas, please?
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May 11, 2011 02:53
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crime fighting hog posted:Someone remind me how much an American president influences the price of gas, please?
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May 11, 2011 04:30
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Not sure if I should respond to this one. I don't really feel like arguing whether fetuses are babies today. Maybe I'll just ask "if abortion is a crime equal to child murder, how should the women who have them be punished?" 
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May 11, 2011 15:11
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Defenestration posted:Not sure if I should respond to this one. I don't really feel like arguing whether fetuses are babies today. I like how they overexplain it. "The doctor smiled because he knew he had made his point, and here it is! The woman had no reply because the doctor's point is so obviously right!" I can just picture :smugdoc:
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May 11, 2011 15:24
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Women: But Doctor, because of lack of education in our schools and our medieval view of sex, no one taught my proper sex ed. Why should I be punished for having sex? Also, are your tax dollars willing to support me and my child for stuff like free health care and public schooling? I mean if you are pro life you should pro life all the way through. Doctor: SHUT UP WOMAN!
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May 11, 2011 15:33
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Dominion posted:I like how they overexplain it. "The doctor smiled because he knew he had made his point, and here it is! The woman had no reply because the doctor's point is so obviously right!" It's the pro-life Facebook post version of a Buckley Box. ninja edit: link in case someone's not aware.
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May 11, 2011 16:10
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Defenestration posted:Not sure if I should respond to this one. I don't really feel like arguing whether fetuses are babies today. How about "A young girl was raped by her father and got pregnant. Abortion was made illegal the year before so the girl found an underground unsanitary clinic that performed the procedures. Unfortunately, because they were not properly trained, they punctured her uterus and she died on the table. Her other child was forced to move in with an aunt and uncle who didn't want him there. They kept him locked under the stairs until a witch and giant came to rescue him. He was taken to "wizard academy" and taught how to be a warlock. He now worships at Satan's feet. He spread his message all over the world through a series of popular book, brainwashing our children into becoming Satan worshipers, and thus instigating the apocalypse and killing all of mankind. Now, wouldn't it have been better if she could have just had a legal abortion?"
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May 11, 2011 16:21
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York_M_Chan posted:How about "A young girl was raped by her father and got pregnant. Abortion was made illegal the year before so the girl found an underground unsanitary clinic that performed the procedures. Unfortunately, because they were not properly trained, they punctured her uterus and she died on the table. Her other child was forced to move in with an aunt and uncle who didn't want him there. They kept him locked under the stairs until a witch and giant came to rescue him. He was taken to "wizard academy" and taught how to be a warlock. He now worships at Satan's feet. He spread his message all over the world through a series of popular book, brainwashing our children into becoming Satan worshipers, and thus instigating the apocalypse and killing all of mankind. Now, wouldn't it have been better if she could have just had a legal abortion?" Sir, are you implying that unborn children could grow up to be criminals, evildoers and warlocks? Maybe this will change your mind: What if Jesus had been aborted?
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May 11, 2011 17:41
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Not quite as nefarious as some of the things you folks have parents emailing around... Ma sent me this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2GZWSqNviU 
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May 11, 2011 17:48
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duck monster posted:Not quite as nefarious as some of the things you folks have parents emailing around... The video is pretty innocuous, but for some reason the mere mention of "Obama" has turned the comments section into a worse hellhole than usual(which is saying a lot for youtube).
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May 11, 2011 18:01
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Defenestration posted:Not sure if I should respond to this one. I don't really feel like arguing whether fetuses are babies today. Well, a miscarriage is often (when it occurs without external stimuli) an abortion that your body naturally undertakes because there's something wrong with the way the fetus is developing, so...are human bodies the world over committing Eugenics? Or you could ask something like, "So if a 2-months-pregnant woman rear-ends another car and the trauma from the impact / airbag leads to a miscarriage - should she be arrested for vehicular manslaughter?"
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May 11, 2011 18:11
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jojoinnit posted:Maybe this will change your mind: What if Jesus had been aborted? Shortcut to salvation?
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jojoinnit posted:What if Jesus had been aborted?
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