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Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I love Maffew and hope he never stops.

edit: Wow Corino is a baby there.

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evale
Dec 20, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44r79O_NR8

Trampoline wrestling - it's like real life WWE Allstars.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

evale posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44r79O_NR8

Trampoline wrestling - it's like real life WWE Allstars.
Kill yourself at home!


I would jump out of my seat if Mason Ryan did the Powerbomb, catch opponent midair as they bounce back up, then sidewalk slam move.

Korak fucked around with this message at 22:48 on May 10, 2011

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die

evale posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J44r79O_NR8

Trampoline wrestling - it's like real life WWE Allstars.

Watching them run the ropes made my day. Also, fat people can do backflips. Also, they don't seem to worry about landing on their heads.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I would like to see them putting together the match before they started filming.

"So right I hit you with the tko into a fallaway slam, then the package piledriver and you kick out at 2. Then you hit me with the 810 diving headbutt"

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

Korak posted:

I would jump out of my seat if Mason Ryan did the Powerbomb, catch opponent midair as they bounce back up, then sidewalk slam move.

Easy, we just need some of the blue repulsion gel from Portal 2.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI4CZZcT7A

Can we have these chicks as divas please.

That or diva finishers like these.

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

Prfbrain posted:

Maffew loves us and shows his love by cranking out another Botchamania. This one features some classic vintage Matthew Hardy action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuV42vw-1gs

loved Jeff & Lita's "WTF" face as Matt attempts some of the worst lucha I've ever seen.

Also, HOLY poo poo failed mist was hilarious!

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Oh my god he reviews coffee! He's SO EUROPEAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNEq3s2LPkU

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Yorkshire Tea posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI4CZZcT7A

Can we have these chicks as divas please.

That or diva finishers like these.

:stare: Oh my.

TheAmazingBagMan
Feb 12, 2007

I can see you!

Yorkshire Tea posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI4CZZcT7A

Can we have these chicks as divas please.

That or diva finishers like these.

Vince would notice the lack of fake tits, therefore, unhireable.

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

TheAmazingBagMan posted:

Johnny Ace would notice the lack of fake tits, therefore, unhireable.

Fixed that for you.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Are YOU a Dirty Ugly Fuck?

Arik Cannon and Sami Callahan break it down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-N6UBR0XNA

TheAmazingBagMan
Feb 12, 2007

I can see you!
I don't remember if this was on the thread or not. But Miz killed this poo poo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFBaMZl1nCA&feature=relmfu

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

TheAmazingBagMan posted:

I don't remember if this was on the thread or not. But Miz killed this poo poo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFBaMZl1nCA&feature=relmfu

Someone should post this every time its posted that turning Cena heel would ruin his status as the face of the company.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Someone should post this every time its posted that turning Cena heel would ruin his status as the face of the company.

I'm warming up to the idea of John Cena as a heel but people need to understand that when Cena turns heel? He ain't losing for a year. He shouldn't, because he'll be built up as the biggest monster heel since Brock Lesnar.

And it'll all be done to build up to Randy Orton vs. John Cena at Wrestlemania.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

TheAmazingBagMan posted:

I don't remember if this was on the thread or not. But Miz killed this poo poo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFBaMZl1nCA&feature=relmfu

I counter with this. Otunga killed this one. Although in a completely different fashion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdt7MlCbOQ

DonJNavarro
Aug 16, 2000
I am so smart!....S-M-R-T!

:dukedog:
yes R-Truth, if you go crazy, the entire PSP will still call you superman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Aa3WolLCw

TheAmazingBagMan
Feb 12, 2007

I can see you!

Deadpool posted:

I counter with this. Otunga killed this one. Although in a completely different fashion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEdt7MlCbOQ

Yeah...that was....yeahhhh

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Lone Rogue posted:

I'm warming up to the idea of John Cena as a heel but people need to understand that when Cena turns heel? He ain't losing for a year. He shouldn't, because he'll be built up as the biggest monster heel since Brock Lesnar.

And it'll all be done to build up to Randy Orton vs. John Cena at Wrestlemania.

I wouldn't be against Cena being booked like a monster for a year. As long as he was a heel. Even if Orton goes over on it it would still be something monumentally different.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32OPyEAraU4

Chris Jericho's debut. An amazing pop, a promo as true today as it was then, and me having just turned nine years old made this the best moment in wrestling history.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Minidust posted:

I'm not sure how well-traveled this video is, but I just saw it and it cracked me up.
RULES: Use wrestling catch phrases, Get her number

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muT-9YPDZsI

This was way funnier than I expected - my favorite was probably the dude doing the spinaroonie. It would have been funnier if they would have used guys with less confidence and about a hundred pounds heavier, though. Probably would have been more accurate.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This was way funnier than I expected - my favorite was probably the dude doing the spinaroonie.

The best part is that by the first word they say we all know the entire catchphrase, and it's going to be torture hearing it.

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Lone Rogue posted:

I'm warming up to the idea of John Cena as a heel but people need to understand that when Cena turns heel? He ain't losing for a year. He shouldn't, because he'll be built up as the biggest monster heel since Brock Lesnar.

And it'll all be done to build up to Randy Orton vs. John Cena at Wrestlemania.

I think Cena will drop the belt if he stays face, Del Rio or Miz will have a title reign in the middle to prevent people from making GBS threads all over Cena by the time Wrestlemania comes, WWE has to be smart enough to know about the resentment that a good portion of the fanbase has for Super Cena by now.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This was way funnier than I expected - my favorite was probably the dude doing the spinaroonie. It would have been funnier if they would have used guys with less confidence and about a hundred pounds heavier, though. Probably would have been more accurate.

Best part was "D'VON! GET THE TABLES"

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Beautiful Ninja posted:

I think Cena will drop the belt if he stays face, Del Rio or Miz will have a title reign in the middle to prevent people from making GBS threads all over Cena by the time Wrestlemania comes, WWE has to be smart enough to know about the resentment that a good portion of the fanbase has for Super Cena by now.

It's my hope that the WWE decides to turn John Cena against the Attitude Era. Have him wear a black hat and a black shirt, no logos and just start destroying Attitude Era legends. This eventually leads to facing The Rock where he beats him and "kills off" the Attitude Era.

I can't think of a way that Cena can turn heel and it'll keep the older fans from cheering him other than going after the Attitude Era and killing off sacred cows.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This was way funnier than I expected - my favorite was probably the dude doing the spinaroonie. It would have been funnier if they would have used guys with less confidence and about a hundred pounds heavier, though. Probably would have been more accurate.
I love the one guy casually slipping in "rest in peace!"

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Lone Rogue posted:

I can't think of a way that Cena can turn heel and it'll keep the older fans from cheering him other than going after the Attitude Era and killing off sacred cows.

Cena cheats to win, turns his back on his fans, resents them for still liking Rock after he was gone for almost a decade. Maybe does the spiel of "I did what I could to be a good role model, and I got treated like garbage for it" (not verbatim but something along those lines, e.g. fans don't have faith in me, why should I care about them?)

Two birds, one stone - Rock gets beat, that sort of covers the "burial" and disrespect of Attitude Era WWE. Cena gets nuclear heat, and even though he goes over and wins, people hate him because he not only beat the Rock, but for all the trash talk beforehand and the cheating to win. I honestly think WWE might be stepping in that direction, and a year is quite a while away when you look at it - watch the RAW right before WM27 when Cena AA's Rock, and the crowd reaction, along with how Cena acts. Reminded me of his early rapper heel gimmick, actually.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

Lone Rogue posted:

I can't think of a way that Cena can turn heel and it'll keep the older fans from cheering him other than going after the Attitude Era and killing off sacred cows.
But who the hell could they even use for Cena as far as "Attitude Era sacred cows" go?

John Cena vs. Booker T
John Cena vs. Kevin Nash
John Cena vs. Steve Blackman
John Cena vs .....? who else left is there that's not tied down to a TNA contract?

89 fucked around with this message at 09:59 on May 12, 2011

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Thrillseekers music video "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEtPbvLlUJ0&feature=related

This is just....

Smudgie Buggler
Feb 27, 2005

SET PHASERS TO "GRINDING TEDIUM"

Badonkadonk Suh posted:

An old chestnut from one of the finest sports entertainment songsmiths of our generation:

http://youtu.be/aPQbJUt1AGw

Holy synthol, Batman!

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


89 posted:

But who the hell could they even use for Cena as far as "Attitude Era sacred cows" go?

John Cena vs. Booker T
John Cena vs. Kevin Nash
John Cena vs. Steve Blackman
John Cena vs .....? who else left is there that's not tied down to a TNA contract?

TAKA?

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Perigryn posted:

Thrillseekers music video "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEtPbvLlUJ0&feature=related

This is just....

Alternate option for those of us who hate Bon Jovi - http://youtubedoubler.com/xF6 Tubedubber wasn't working, so just mute the Thrillseekers video.

servo106
Apr 26, 2006

Perry Normal posted:

Alternate option for those of us who hate Bon Jovi - http://youtubedoubler.com/xF6 Tubedubber wasn't working, so just mute the Thrillseekers video.

Hey I went into the video expecting Warren. Thanks!

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

89 posted:

But who the hell could they even use for Cena as far as "Attitude Era sacred cows" go?

John Cena vs. Booker T
John Cena vs. Kevin Nash
John Cena vs. Steve Blackman
John Cena vs .....? who else left is there that's not tied down to a TNA contract?

Cena beating down Austin would be your ace in the hole.

There's tons of guys for him to beat up who don't work in the WWE right now. Billy Gunn, Road Dogg, Sean Waltman, several guys still working for TNA (including D'Lo and Al Snow), Hardcore Holly, Chris Jericho, Val Venis, Rikishi and guys still in the WWE like Triple H and Christian.

The wrestlers are out there. It's really just a twist on Orton's "Legend Killer" gimmick only instead, he's destroying the sacred cows of the Attitude Era. The New Age Outlaws with X-Pac doing a big D-X tribute only for Cena to come out and murder them all and make each one of them tap to an STF would be glorious.

EDIT: You have Cena beat Rock at next Wrestlemania and you let his journey to destroy the Attitude Era include beating Triple H into retirement and eventually facing Undertaker at the next Wrestlemania. Which Taker will win.

Paper Jam Dipper fucked around with this message at 18:09 on May 12, 2011

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Newest episode of WWE Superstars is up. Tyson Kidd has a new manager (and its not Long McLongneck). But more importantly, a tag team is back together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7QWvToU6lA

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

That was a drat good episode of Superstars. That Kidd/Baretta match was a lot of fun.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Deadpool posted:

That was a drat good episode of Superstars. That Kidd/Baretta match was a lot of fun.

I posted in the general discussion but I totally concur. Oddly I can't watch the big video on WWE.com or Youtube (even with Modify Headers on), but I can watch the small one in the sidebar on WWE.com. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense really.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPE8o3jDI

Okay...

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Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005
PUSH THIS MAN: http://www.youtube.com/user/LongIslandIcedZ#p/a/u/0/sT8kcOOQ5AM

And by that I mean Scott Stanford.

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