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Hen
Aug 22, 2006

There are stray puppies all over the reservation and protocol is "not to interact with the rez dogs" :smith:

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8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
big day for our man poe

first a snuggle with dido


then later things picked up

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006

8ender posted:

then later things picked up

go on

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i'm sorry but im gonna need people to stop anthropomorphizing animals, tia.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

rotor posted:

i'm sorry but im gonna need people to stop anthropomorphizing animals, tia.

animal shelters would double their cool factor imo if they would stop writing an animals description in the first person. you are not a huggable, playful tabby kitten. you are an 40 yo woman with no children.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
im a dog, too

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Hen posted:

There are stray puppies all over the reservation and protocol is "not to interact with the rez dogs" :smith:

they're wild dogs, your goddamn right you should not interact with them

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006

rotor posted:

they're wild dogs, your goddamn right you should not interact with them

one a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being cat and 10 being goose, where do wild dogs rank?

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
no wait, reverse that

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:
wild dogs are fine as long as you don't let them get numbers on you or too close. the ones i've had to deal with know that when a human cocks their arm back to throw a rock they're in for some pain

Hen
Aug 22, 2006

one of the "best" things about Pierre is the pond near the capitol building. It's heated in the winter so like every. single. goose. from the great plains comes and hangs out there. It's like hell on earth for anybody unfortunate enough to be near it at all

Hen
Aug 22, 2006

A Curvy Goonette posted:

wild dogs are fine as long as you don't let them get numbers on you or too close. the ones i've had to deal with know that when a human cocks their arm back to throw a rock they're in for some pain

it's awesome when christian groups or college kids come on the rez and they're like "pupppieee!!!!" and us workers / facilitators are :smugdog:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Hen posted:

one of the "best" things about Pierre is the pond near the capitol building. It's heated in the winter so like every. single. goose. from the great plains comes and hangs out there. It's like hell on earth for anybody unfortunate enough to be near it at all

just thinking about this makes me shake with uncontrollable rage

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

InferiorWang posted:

one a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being cat and 10 being goose, where do wild dogs rank?

iunno, 5?

Hen
Aug 22, 2006

can we just kill all geese? Do they serve a purpose in the greater ecosystem or are they just lovely ornery birds

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
kill every single goose everywhere

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
we'll deal with any fallout after the fact.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
foie gras is literally the best thing because it:

(a) is tasty as hell
(b) requires a goose to suffer in its production

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

It should be legal to snap a goose's neck in the same way that some countries encourage people to kill or eat invasive species.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
xpst

Nikolai Fuckharin posted:

I want to drive to the shelter and get this cat right now



Trevor is a very shy boy and finding cattery life a little daunting.

The way to his heart is through his belly, so after a little tuna he will happily sit with you while you talk to him.

Can you give him time to settle and learn to love you?

If so, Trevor for you!

Breed
Domestic Short Hair

Date in
3/6/10

Age
Adult

Sex
Male

Reason for admittance
Stray

To go with children
10 years+ who will understand his needs and give him time to show his true colours.

To go with other animals
Only pet

Other information
Trevor is finding cattery life a little daunting and so he currently a very shy boy who is unsure of people. The way to Trevor's heart is through his belly so after gentle encouragement an a little tuna he will happily sit in front of you while you talk to him. Poor Trevor is currently a little hand shy and any sudden movements startle him. Once out of this environment and settled in a home he will learn to love his new owners.

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

canada goose

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
literally noisy flying poop machines

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
they're even difficult to cook

even in death, they're annoying

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:
i want to try baking a duck in a ditch oven some time

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
a goose was standing in the way of a dude trying to pull out of our parking lot.
he hit the horn

goose jumped a little and looked at him.

just stood there.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

A Curvy Goonette posted:

i want to try baking a duck in a ditch oven some time

ducks are fine, i have no feelings one way or another re: ducks


let's not lose sight of the true enemy here: the goose

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Trevors are good cats.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

Total Fat Guy posted:



yes holy poo poo watch out for these fuckers

every year they fly back up to canada to terrorize us all just when we're emerging the from our igloos

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep

InferiorWang posted:

go on

update: still sleeping

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Nikolai Fuckharin posted:

xpst

get that catte

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

A Curvy Goonette posted:

i want to try baking a duck in a ditch oven some time

is that like a hangi

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Hen posted:

one of the "best" things about Pierre is the pond near the capitol building. It's heated in the winter so like every. single. goose. from the great plains comes and hangs out there. It's like hell on earth for anybody unfortunate enough to be near it at all

why would you ever do this

Hen
Aug 22, 2006

which part?

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

Hen posted:

which part?

heat a pond, i presume


there was a laser cutting facility across from my parents house called LASERAGE that used their pond for cooling the lasers

therefore, it was full of geese all winter

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Hen posted:

which part?

pondheating

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

graph posted:

why would you ever do this

when i was a kid in minnesota they heated a part of the lake by my house just so the poor geese wouldn't get trapped in the ice or starve and die and offend sensitive urbanites


so not only was there goose poo poo everywhere, there was FROZEN goose poo poo everywhere

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


loving DESTROY EVERY GODDAMN GOOSE, KILL THEM, RISE UP OUT OF YOUR CHAIRS AND KILL GEESE NOW, SLAUGHTER EVERY loving GOOSE YOU SEE UNTIL NO GOOSE DRAWS BREATH


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hen
Aug 22, 2006

yeah iunno the midwest is weird

A Curvy Goonette
Jul 3, 2007

"Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team. :ssh:

Fuschia tude posted:

is that like a hangi

i meant dutch oven

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LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!
less goose chat, more catte pics plz

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