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Crystal Skull was awesome and so is grinding bounty hunters into alcohol. Boba Fett should've died coming out of the Sarlaac and his buddies should've smoked him afterwards to gain his powers.
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What's pretty stupid though is that his bounty hunter buddies gave him a proper burial. I mean, aren't bounty hunters supposed to be these awesome solitary lone wolf guys? Do they come to each others birthday parties, too? Bounty hunter BYOBBBQ?
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May 13, 2011 15:15
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Grendels Dad posted:What's pretty stupid though is that his bounty hunter buddies gave him a proper burial. I mean, aren't bounty hunters supposed to be these awesome solitary lone wolf guys? Do they come to each others birthday parties, too? Bounty hunter BYOBBBQ? Got to do something to get together and make fun of Bossk.
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May 13, 2011 15:48
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SeanBeansShako posted:Got to do something to get together and make fun of Bossk. That's where the solidarity comes from. They don't all hang out cause they're bounty hunters, they all hang out cause they're the only ones who know what a true gently caress up Bossk is.
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May 13, 2011 16:20
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Epi Lepi posted:That's where the solidarity comes from. They don't all hang out cause they're bounty hunters, they all hang out cause they're the only ones who know what a true gently caress up Bossk is. "....and remember that guy who replaced his head with a laser cannon? good times..."
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May 13, 2011 16:23
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I had Bossk's action figure as a kid and thought he was way cooler than most of the other 1-second-cameo bounty hunters. Are the other bounty hunters just jealous, or is Bossk not as cool as 12 year-old me thought?
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May 13, 2011 16:26
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Grendels Dad posted:I had Bossk's action figure as a kid and thought he was way cooler than most of the other 1-second-cameo bounty hunters. Never read Bounty Hunter Wars have we? well, proceed to have your childhood smashed here. Don't worry as a Star Wars fan you are used to that already.
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May 13, 2011 16:32
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SeanBeansShako posted:Never read Bounty Hunter Wars have we? well, proceed to have your childhood smashed here. I'm going to cry while reading this thread, wont I?
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May 13, 2011 16:35
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Grendels Dad posted:I'm going to cry while reading this thread, wont I? A little but, but it'll turn into tears of laughter if you keep going. It is worth the crazy ride to find out what crazy poo poo them there Bounty Hunters did.
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May 13, 2011 16:36
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Grendels Dad posted:I'm going to cry while reading this thread, wont I?
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Jesus, Attack of the Clones is worse than I remembered. My neighbor invited me over to watch it and since I haven't watched it in years, I agreed. I haven't cringed more watching a movie since Transformers 2. I think the only memorable thing from that hunk of poo poo was Across the Stars, a good song for an awful romance. 
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May 14, 2011 05:35
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VaultAggie posted:Jesus, Attack of the Clones is worse than I remembered. My neighbor invited me over to watch it and since I haven't watched it in years, I agreed. I haven't cringed more watching a movie since Transformers 2. I think the only memorable thing from that hunk of poo poo was Across the Stars, a good song for an awful romance. My college roommate and I would do marathons of all 8 movies (Both trilogies, Clone Wars and Holiday Special), but we eventually stopped watching Clones because it was so bad. Think about that. We chose to watch 10 minutes of unsubtitled Wookie and a movie with a character quite literally named "Stinky The Hutt" over Attack of the Clones. edit: Without Rifftrax on the Holiday Special.
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May 14, 2011 09:03
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VaultAggie posted:Jesus, Attack of the Clones is worse than I remembered. My neighbor invited me over to watch it and since I haven't watched it in years, I agreed. I haven't cringed more watching a movie since Transformers 2. I think the only memorable thing from that hunk of poo poo was Across the Stars, a good song for an awful romance. The only thing I can remember really liking in that movie (been ages since I watched it) were the seismic charges http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91D5rb3U9g On the other hand, I won't ever be able to find Boba Fett cool after this movie.
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May 14, 2011 09:21
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thrawn527 posted:I guess you're not going to want to talk to me anymore then. I own and enjoyed Crystal Skull. v SeanBeansShako posted:Got to do something to get together and make fun of Bossk.
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Locutus of Bald posted:My college roommate and I would do marathons of all 8 movies (Both trilogies, Clone Wars and Holiday Special), but we eventually stopped watching Clones because it was so bad. The Holiday Special is a chthonic horror. I have never in my live seen anything so bad on TV, and I refuse to believe anyone would see it more than once. I would like to enter into evidence the Youtube views for part 1 (156,541 views) compared to the last part (9,385 views).
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Captain von Trapp posted:The Holiday Special is a chthonic horror. I have never in my live seen anything so bad on TV, and I refuse to believe anyone would see it more than once. I would like to enter into evidence the Youtube views for part 1 (156,541 views) compared to the last part (9,385 views).
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May 14, 2011 17:38
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Yeah I can't agree that Attack of the Clones is worse than the Holiday Special. HS is the quintessential example of a cash in for the entire television and film collective and is one of the only things that ever comes to mind when I hear somebody say "So bad it's painful". Usually the idiom is thrown around casually but for Holiday Special it is completely legitimate. The Holiday Special is torment. von Trapp's classification as a Cthonic is brilliant in that 1 in 10 viewers are committed to in-patient treatment in a mental health facility within two weeks of viewing. Attack of the Clones is just so bad it's embarassing. But it has quality in parts. The Holiday Special gives no reprieve. It is a frenzied and constant assault on your sanity from beginning to end.
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Oddly enough, I didn't realize it was popular opinion that Attack was worse than Phantom Menace. Honestly, of the six movies, A New Hope and Phantom Menace are the two I would skip in a marathon but DON'T because... come on... it's a Marathon. You gotta do it right.
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May 14, 2011 19:45
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I watched Phantom Menace an embarrassing amount of times when I was younger, but in my defense Ewan McGregor is really hot 
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May 14, 2011 21:28
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Locutus of Bald posted:My college roommate and I would do marathons of all 8 movies (Both trilogies, Clone Wars and Holiday Special), but we eventually stopped watching Clones because it was so bad. 10. There are 10 movies. You'd better believe the loving Ewoks movies count (they are my favorite Star Wars).
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May 14, 2011 21:49
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actually There Are Only Three.
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I am willing to compromise and say there are 4. The OT and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor. I am willing to disregard Caravan of Courage (even though it sets up crucial backstory of Cindel's family and how they ended up on Endor and befriending the Ewoks and how Wicket learned their language) because it doesn't have Noa Briqualon.
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May 14, 2011 22:01
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Flavor Bear posted:10. gently caress, I haven't seen the Ewok movies. Might as well do it tonight since I will be really drunk from Eurovision anyway.
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Admiral Goodenough posted:gently caress, I haven't seen the Ewok movies. Might as well do it tonight since I will be really drunk from Eurovision anyway. As fantasy movies for 6-year-olds, they don't completely suck. The first is narrated by Burl Ives. The second stars Wilford Brimley.
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TheOneTrueKing posted:Oddly enough, I didn't realize it was popular opinion that Attack was worse than Phantom Menace. Honestly, of the six movies, A New Hope and Phantom Menace are the two I would skip in a marathon but DON'T because... come on... it's a Marathon. You gotta do it right. loving what
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NGL posted:The first is narrated by Burl Ives. The second stars Wilford Brimley. Aww, now you've gotten my hopes up, this is going to be terrible 
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Barry Foster posted:loving what Seriously are you nerds just letting this poo poo go?
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NGL posted:As fantasy movies for 6-year-olds, they don't completely suck. The first is narrated by Burl Ives. The second stars Wilford Brimley. The second also has a bunch of creepy gypsies and a dragon vs. hang glider scene. AND TEEK. That is why it is the best Star Wars.
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NGL posted:As fantasy movies for 6-year-olds, they don't completely suck. The first is narrated by Burl Ives. The second stars Wilford Brimley.  That sure is some beard.
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Captain von Trapp posted:The Holiday Special is a chthonic horror. I have never in my live seen anything so bad on TV, and I refuse to believe anyone would see it more than once. I would like to enter into evidence the Youtube views for part 1 (156,541 views) compared to the last part (9,385 views). The Holiday Special was so bad George Lucas refuses to acknowledge it. It doesnt even work out to a "well he thought the prequels were good movies so what he hates must be gold right" situation. It's so bad even Lucas will say it is poo poo and refuses to put it in legal distribution.
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RagnarokAngel posted:The Holiday Special was so bad George Lucas refuses to acknowledge it. It doesnt even work out to a "well he thought the prequels were good movies so what he hates must be gold right" situation. It's so bad even Lucas will say it is poo poo and refuses to put it in legal distribution. So far. Give it a few years for Lucas to figure out some people want to own it in an ironic sense.
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So, wait, the Ewok movies happen before Return of the Jedi? Why didn't Wicket just speak some loving
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He's just waiting to convert it to 3d as well. I can just see it now; wookies talking wookies with other wookies in 3d!
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TheOneTrueKing posted:Oddly enough, I didn't realize it was popular opinion that Attack was worse than Phantom Menace. Honestly, of the six movies, A New Hope and Phantom Menace are the two I would skip in a marathon but DON'T because... come on... it's a Marathon. You gotta do it right. "A New Hope" is Star Wars. You can't marathon Star Wars movies without watching Star Wars. Also, go gently caress your own face.
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Karma Tornado posted:So, wait, the Ewok movies happen before Return of the Jedi? Why didn't Wicket just speak some loving It's not Basic. It's another language just translated into English for ease of viewing.
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Karma Tornado posted:So, wait, the Ewok movies happen before Return of the Jedi? Why didn't Wicket just speak some loving Because if he talked to her he would get attached and that would make it harder for him to try and murder and eat the heroes.
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VaultAggie posted:He's just waiting to convert it to 3d as well. I can just see it now; wookies talking wookies with other wookies in 3d! That'd be awesome, man. I'd love for the Holiday Special to feel so real that I actually thought I was standing right next to Malla as she watches Harvey Korman in drag cook Bantha Surprise.
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Throb Robinson posted:So far. Give it a few years for Lucas to figure out some people want to own it in an ironic sense. He's had so long already, though - I say it's item #4 on the Lucasfilm to-do after George is found hanging from Boba Fett's grappling hook in the Skywalker Ranch cathedral, sweaty hands still locked on his "action feature." Edit: He was watching himself on a monitor, and the coffee enema kit is still steaming in the shade of a California morning.
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Suenteus Po posted:"A New Hope" is Star Wars. You can't marathon Star Wars movies without watching Star Wars. Also, go gently caress your own face. Hahaha, I know that, thats why I said I have to watch it because its a marathon. The first one just kinda bores me now. It used to fascinate the crap out of me but it just doesn't merit the awesome feelings I get from Empire and Jedi, nor does it stand up to Revenge's mindless special effects.
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Flavor Bear posted:10. Forgot about those Ewok movies. I actually found the DVD at a garage sale, but my roommate got drunk and threw it in the garbage because he hated Ewoks so much. It all worked out, since I told him the DVD was worth $50 and so that's what he paid me for it. I suppose I should feel guilty about that, but then again, he tried to turn "That's so wizard, Annie!" into a catchphrase around our dorms, so he probably deserved it. Speaking of Phantom Menace, I feel compelled to remind everyone that Greedo is literally in that movie. I think someone brought it up again a couple pages back, but it bears repeating: Lucas literally thought it was a good idea to have little babby Greedo be in a movie.
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