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ManifunkDestiny: Aug 2, 2005; THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

ArtVandelay posted:

There are at least 7 or 8 of you guys who haven't put your teams in the two man band league. Cmon already guys

I need 5 200k hitters

# ? May 16, 2011 22:10

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ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

ManifunkDestiny posted:

I need 5 200k hitters

Check the forums thread.

# ? May 16, 2011 22:12

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I need to buy my sixpack of teams, I will do so soon.

# ? May 16, 2011 22:18

ManifunkDestiny: Aug 2, 2005; THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

ArtVandelay posted:

Check the forums thread.

okedoke, in as Ichiro Loves His Dead Gaylord

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0

# ? May 16, 2011 22:21

Scrotos: Sep 8, 2003

nasboat posted:

lol, as if this has ever stopped you (or me, for that matter) from checking HBD on a regular (read: every 10-15 minutes) basis for TCs and offers.

Yea I start my new job in 3 weeks and I think I will have to work and can't checks wis every 20 Mins

# ? May 16, 2011 22:26

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

Scrotos posted:

Yea I start my new job in 3 weeks and I think I will have to work and can't checks wis every 20 Mins

Quit this job

Or get a smartphone

# ? May 16, 2011 22:31

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

It's too bad there aren't any good anagrams for Ty Cobb/Frank Smith. The names are too short

Gyro, love your team name

# ? May 16, 2011 22:34

Scrotos: Sep 8, 2003

ArtVandelay posted:

Quit this job

Or get a smartphone

Got a smart phone but not a very good first impression to make check WiS all the time. Its not like their computer will block WiS, I will just have real work to do.

# ? May 16, 2011 22:42

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

So, my OL team "Let Me Win Once And I'll Stop Doing This" you guys helped me build is coming down to the wire on if they will make the playoffs. They are currently 86-63, 1 game back in the division.

Basically I'm a horrible manager and shouldn't play this game.

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# ? May 16, 2011 22:54

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

The Mullet Club is ready to make its triumphant return, sans its namesake

# ? May 16, 2011 23:44

toadee: Aug 16, 2003; North American Turtle Boy Love Association

Just checking in on the status of the OL that was mentioned a bit ago. Is this still a thing?

# ? May 17, 2011 13:34

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

This franchise tournament is giving me agita

# ? May 17, 2011 19:02

AlleyViper: Sep 15, 2007; Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Hey, you chided me last week for being too worked up over it.

# ? May 17, 2011 19:52

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

AlleyViper posted:

Hey, you chided me last week for being too worked up over it.

I was figuring we'd chug along in a comfortable 3rd or 4th. Now all of a sudden we're T-1 again!

# ? May 17, 2011 19:54

AlleyViper: Sep 15, 2007; Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

It's been a good few last updates. Three days ago my Yankees were under .500 and in third place, now they're in first place.

Unfortunately my t2nd overall Oakland team is in the same division as a t1st overall Twins team and stuck in a first place tie.

# ? May 17, 2011 20:08

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Harry Heilmann is carrying a 21 game hitting streak in BINGO and it dropped his OPS, and it's not exactly like he was setting the world on fire before

# ? May 17, 2011 20:10

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

Dammit TMB, I was really hoping that Brent O'Donnell dropped his demands to three years.

# ? May 17, 2011 21:34

ThatsMyBoye: Nov 21, 2006; I wish that I believed in fate
I wish I didn't sleep so late
I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders

jeffersonlives posted:

Dammit TMB, I was really hoping that Brent O'Donnell dropped his demands to three years.

Needed him because my offense was so, so bad last year. At least he accepted with the 4th year being an option.

# ? May 17, 2011 21:52

AlleyViper: Sep 15, 2007; Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

:barf:

# ? May 18, 2011 00:07

saffi faildotter: Mar 2, 2007

You call that a 2008 Reyes?

# ? May 18, 2011 04:19

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I have no goons in my division in the Two Man Band league, but one guy has 28 championships. Yikes.

# ? May 18, 2011 05:31

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Four-goon division in Two-man Band, Barry Bonds is going to eat Pedro alive, although with Cronin's defense/Pedro's OAV I'm liking the Ichiro/Appling matchups.

Whoa, Random Captains is already full? That was way too fast.

# ? May 18, 2011 05:42

Bob Shabazz: Oct 21, 2008; At 12:17 a.m. MU police spotted Mauk, 19, run a stop sign while driving his scooter east on Kentucky Boulevard - with two female passengers on board.

Reardon gives me cookie as hell years of Raines and Boggs, I'm all for this.

# ? May 18, 2011 08:37

AlleyViper: Sep 15, 2007; Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

They live!!!

Interesting note from that box score, we're just 16 games into the season and HoJo has already committed his fifth error.

# ? May 18, 2011 10:59

saffi faildotter: Mar 2, 2007

AlleyViper posted:

They live!!!

Interesting note from that box score, we're just 16 games into the season and HoJo has already committed his fifth error.

Why is jeff using him at 3B when he is using Ryan Zimmerman at SS

# ? May 18, 2011 13:41

toadee: Aug 16, 2003; North American Turtle Boy Love Association

Male. Bi. Unix. posted:

Why is jeff using him at 3B when he is using Ryan Zimmerman at SS

jeff is TLR in disguise

# ? May 18, 2011 13:44

AlleyViper: Sep 15, 2007; Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

Male. Bi. Unix. posted:

Why is jeff using him at 3B when he is using Ryan Zimmerman at SS

I hadn't even noticed that, that explains a lot.

# ? May 18, 2011 15:14

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

Male. Bi. Unix. posted:

Why is jeff using him at 3B when he is using Ryan Zimmerman at SS

Oops

# ? May 18, 2011 15:31

Ivan Drago: Jan 17, 2003

kensei posted:

I have no goons in my division in the Two Man Band league, but one guy has 28 championships. Yikes.

There's a guy with 56 championships in the division Nasboat and I are in. I got stuck in a division in the last-place teams league with a guy with 46 too.

# ? May 18, 2011 15:34

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Ivan Drago posted:

There's a guy with 56 championships in the division Nasboat and I are in. I got stuck in a division in the last-place teams league with a guy with 46 too.

Well I will stop complaining.

# ? May 18, 2011 15:40

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

It doesn't matter how many world series those guys have. In this league, it's almost all chance...and speed. Dinger teams just can't compete against speed.

# ? May 18, 2011 15:43

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

God I hope I make it into the random captain league. He gave me Bump Hadley, which gives me access to 30's Yankees!

# ? May 18, 2011 15:48

toadee: Aug 16, 2003; North American Turtle Boy Love Association

Is the two man band divisional alignment really set? Doesn't it get reshuffled when the schedule is generated?

# ? May 18, 2011 15:49

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

toadee posted:

Is the two man band divisional alignment really set? Doesn't it get reshuffled when the schedule is generated?

I think it'll be reshuffled once more.

# ? May 18, 2011 15:53

AlleyViper: Sep 15, 2007; Oh, there's plenty of other balls in the sea. Plus, you're not very talented.

I love Random Captain

# ? May 18, 2011 15:58

saffi faildotter: Mar 2, 2007

Jim Wynn!!! He owns

# ? May 18, 2011 16:04

ThatsMyBoye: Nov 21, 2006; I wish that I believed in fate
I wish I didn't sleep so late
I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders

Bob Shabazz posted:

cookie

Want to know what this word means

# ? May 18, 2011 16:23

toadee: Aug 16, 2003; North American Turtle Boy Love Association

ThatsMyBoye posted:

Want to know what this word means

Commonly used players, basically. Guys who are known to perform well and are copied into teams over and over again, short for 'cookie cutter'.

# ? May 18, 2011 16:24

oldfan: Jul 22, 2007; "Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."

It's usually used more for cheap performance guys - Ed Summers, HoJo, Walt Weiss, every reliever from 1915 - than the real major top-shelf guys like Joss, Ruth, Raines, etc.

# ? May 18, 2011 16:25

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Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

The ultimate cookie is still 2007 Mike Hessman

# ? May 18, 2011 16:27

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