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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Yeah, reminded me of that quote as well.

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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Nucleic Acids posted:

Didn't some goon once source a Battlestar Galactica quote to George Washington and have it stay on his page for two years?
It's still there and it's been there long enough that if somebody removes it they will be called a traitor and a liar. In fact, it's been there so long people are now parroting it on other sites. I can safely post it without fear of deletion because I am a liberal liar. The original quote, or the quote Galactica stole from George Washington, uses 'universe' instead of 'world'.
http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=%22god+wills+the+world+according+to+his+design%22

Just remember, in five years when somebody says this quote on TV and all the Galactica fans call them on it, and then they claim Galactica just used it because it sounded good, you can thank the goon hive mind and the 4chan user that will claim he started the whole thing.

Yaos fucked around with this message at 05:29 on May 21, 2011

Spiderfist Island
Feb 19, 2011

jojoinnit posted:

Really Schlafly, Chinggis Khan?

I just have to go back and say something before this is buried too far back - Mongol historians, the current Mongolian government, and most academc groups do use Chinggis Khan as the preferred romanization, rather than Ghengis. So, Schafly is technically right in how he makes his students write it.

Well, that's one useful thing I learned from my freshman seminar on Mongolia/Siberia :eng101:

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010
Because I can't access Conservapedia, I have a question for goons who can: What's the most racist and sexist thing you can find on that site?

For a website that hails the enlightened mindset of the people who lived in the freaking Dark Ages, something like that shouldn't be too hard to find, I imagine.

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Yaos posted:

It's still there and it's been there long enough that if somebody removes it they will be called a traitor and a liar. In fact, it's been there so long people are now parroting it on other sites. I can safely post it without fear of deletion because I am a liberal liar. The original quote, or the quote Galactica stole from George Washington, uses 'universe' instead of 'world'.
http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=%22god+wills+the+world+according+to+his+design%22

Just remember, in five years when somebody says this quote on TV and all the Galactica fans call them on it, and then they claim Galactica just used it because it sounded good, you can thank the goon hive mind and the 4chan user that will claim he started the whole thing.
Am I the only one who finds that absolutely terrifying? It's like something taken literally (and I use that word advisedly) right out of 1984: History doesn't exist, there is no actual truth to it, there is only what the records say, and the records are ours to be 'corrected' in any way we see fit.

Captain Kevbo
Oct 14, 2000

mintskoal posted:

I'm not sure how you would offer a degree program focused on the belief in no god but obviously it's not offered because it's shameful.

Ask the folks at Pfizer College; they're beginning to offer a degree in secularism.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

PrBacterio posted:

Am I the only one who finds that absolutely terrifying? It's like something taken literally (and I use that word advisedly) right out of 1984: History doesn't exist, there is no actual truth to it, there is only what the records say, and the records are ours to be 'corrected' in any way we see fit.

Yes, you're the only one. It's conservapedia, not the loving library of congress.

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010

PrBacterio posted:

Am I the only one who finds that absolutely terrifying? It's like something taken literally (and I use that word advisedly) right out of 1984: History doesn't exist, there is no actual truth to it, there is only what the records say, and the records are ours to be 'corrected' in any way we see fit.
I think you'd be more scared of the Texas School Board wanting to cut Jefferson's role of the founding of the US because he was too liberal. Even by today's standards.

MOLLUSC
Nov 30, 2005

Angry Avocado posted:

Because I can't access Conservapedia, I have a question for goons who can: What's the most racist and sexist thing you can find on that site?

For a website that hails the enlightened mindset of the people who lived in the freaking Dark Ages, something like that shouldn't be too hard to find, I imagine.

Here are a few choice sexist statements. It's awkward for me to read too much of the site because I'm in a blocked infidel country too and it's really slow going through proxies.

"Modern feminists refuse to accept the innate [gender] differences as an explanation for the underrepresentation of women academics in math and science."

"Yet the view that masculinity and femininity are inherent (God-given) traits is disputed by feminists and some other social activists (see Homosexual agenda)."

This is the entirety of the Women in Combat article:

quote:

Women in combat are not only less effective than men, but they reduce the effectiveness of the men they serve with. This has been proven in Poland and in Israel.

When campaigning against the ERA [Equal Rights Amendment], Phyllis Schlafly pointed out that the nation was threatened by, "groups more interested in social experimentation and appeasing pressure groups than in building a fighting force."

To be fair to PrBacterio, I think he was referring to the fact that the quote has been picked up and used seriously by other people and is asserted as a fact.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

blue squares posted:

Yes, you're the only one. It's conservapedia, not the loving library of congress.

It is used primarily for a circle of home schooled children. Children are learning this garbage as fact and tested. That's pretty loving lovely.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

It is used primarily for a circle of home schooled children. Children are learning this garbage as fact and tested. That's pretty loving lovely.

What?! Do you have a source on this?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Killin_Like_Bronson posted:

It is used primarily for a circle of home schooled children. Children are learning this garbage as fact and tested. That's pretty loving lovely.1

1This actually happened.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

blue squares posted:

What?! Do you have a source on this?

Conservapedia

http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia

Conservapedia posted:

Conservapedia, launched on November 21, 2006, is a conservative, family-friendly Wiki encyclopedia. It was founded by teacher and attorney Andrew Schlafly with the help of several students from his fall 2006 World History class. In May 2008, Schlafly and some of his homeschooled students appeared on the CBC news program The Hour (see: Videos on Conservapedia ).

When a student handed in her paper using the date-markers “BCE” and "CE” from Wikipedia, Schlafly realized that Wikipedia, despite its claim of neutrality, contained bias against the achievements of Christianity and conservatism. Other occasions of liberal bias, including the reversion of factual edits about the 2005 Kansas Evolution Hearings, led to the creation and launch of Conservapedia.

Though Conservapedia originally contained mostly history articles, it has grown over several years to be a general reference, with information about history, math, science, politics, religion and other topics. It also contains debates, essays and educational resources.

Conservapedia strives to keep its articles concise, informative, family-friendly, and true to the facts, which often back up conservative ideas more than liberal ones. Rather than claim a neutral point of view and then insert bias, Conservapedia is clear that it seeks to give due credit to conservatism and Christianity. Schlafly said in regard to the point of view issue, "It's impossible for an encyclopedia to be neutral. I mean let's take a point of view, let's disclose that point of view to the reader." [2]

Wikipedia articles may contain trivia, gossip, profanity, and even pornographic/sexually explicit images. The latter three are prohibited on Conservapedia and trivia is largely discouraged.

The administrative hierarchy prevents Conservapedia from being hijacked by a faction, and thus preserves it from mobocracy, as discussed above.

Reasons for Homeschooling

Reasons for homeschooling include:[23]
Seeking a higher academic level, and avoiding violence, intimidation, invasions of privacy (e.g., searches) and other hostile aspects of the public school culture.[24][25][26]
Freedom from a culture of depression and liberal and/or atheistic bias found in public and many private schools.[27][28][29]

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Ok, that doesn't mean it is actually being used. Nothing on that site can be trusted.


edit: You're just trolling me, right? Got me.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

blue squares posted:

Ok, that doesn't mean it is actually being used. Nothing on that site can be trusted.

Wow,

Andy Schlafly biography posted:

Conservapedia developed as a result of his World History course. Andrew Schlafly and several of his top students continue to lead the project, and most of his students have contributed entries to it.

Andrew Schlafly has taught homeschoolers online since the late 1990s, and in person since fall 2002. Several of Andrew Schlafly's prior course materials are available on Eagle Forum University.

Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist Phyllis Schlafly. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. [1]

Edit: I thought you were trolling me. METAPHOR: Pants exist for your legs and you insist the pants are just for show?

Cromulent_Chill fucked around with this message at 20:26 on May 21, 2011

Corrupt Politician
Aug 8, 2007

MOLLUSC posted:

This is the entirety of the Women in Combat article:

quote:

Women in combat are not only less effective than men, but they reduce the effectiveness of the men they serve with. This has been proven in Poland and in Israel.

When campaigning against the ERA [Equal Rights Amendment], Phyllis Schlafly pointed out that the nation was threatened by, "groups more interested in social experimentation and appeasing pressure groups than in building a fighting force."

I love how Schlafly uses his mom as a source. For those who don't know, Phyllis Schalfly is the renowned anti-feminist who made a very successful career out of telling other women not to have careers.

The apple didn't fall far from the tree, apparently.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Corrupt Politician posted:



I love how Schlafly uses his mom as a source.

The Bobby Boucher school of writing

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010

Corrupt Politician posted:

I love how Schlafly uses his mom as a source. For those who don't know, Phyllis Schalfly is the renowned anti-feminist who made a very successful career out of telling other women not to have careers.

The apple didn't fall far from the tree, apparently.

From what I remember (before my country got blocked), Conservapedia uses itself as a source on multiple occasions. And I don't just mean by quoting things Schafly said, but by actually using a footnote [1] that links to another Conservapedia-page, rather than an off-site source. It's ridiculous.


Thanks for the quotes, MOLLUSC, although I thought they were kind of tame. So I went to check out an online encyclopedia I do have access to and found this:

Phyllis Schlafly posted:

"What does a woman want out of life? If you want to love and be loved, marriage offers the best opportunity to achieve your goal…Marriage and motherhood give a woman new identity and the opportunity for all-round fulfillment as a woman"

Most of her quotes are babytalk, and show vigorous conviction that all a woman really wants is to churn out babies and spend the rest of her days caring for them.

Phyllis Schlafly posted:

Schlafly believes that motherhood is the best job option for women seeking career fulfillment, and that "it is ludicrous to suggest that [other jobs] are more self-fulfilling than the daily duties of a wife and mother in the home"

Phyllis Schlafly posted:

Schlafly believes, even if men really do earn more than women, this is beneficial to society as a whole, because, "we want a society in which the average man earns more than the average woman so that his earnings can fulfill his provider role in providing a home and support for his wife who is nurturing and mothering their children"

Inequality is good, because it makes the kitchen look like a more rewarding alternative. (Single men and women don't exist in her universe, by the way.)

Phyllis Schlafly posted:

"a satisfying and rewarding relationship between a man and a woman can last through the years only if she is willing to give him the appreciation and admiration his manhood craves". Whereas a woman’s needs are active, in that she needs to love, a man’s needs are passive, i.e. he needs to be loved, appreciated, and admired.

Nothing makes a woman happier than to be a servant for her man.

And I saved the best (worst) for last: A true testimony to what Schlafly's idea is of a healthy relationship dynamic:

Phyllis Schlafly posted:

"By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape."

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
http://www.conservapedia.com/Soccer#Soccer_and_socialism

quote:

The nature and rules of soccer very much resemble socialism in many ways:[3][4]

The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies.
The "off-sides" rule prohibits using certain aggressive ("unfair") tactics in the game.
The game forbids frequent stops, which can be compared to "carbon footprint" efforts to fight supposed global warming.
Soccer is very bureaucratic, and teams are very much tied to their countries.
The US is often treated unfairly by other nations in the game, one reason being soccer's lack of popularity in the US - socialism always claimed to favor the absolute will of the majority rather than personal and economic freedom of the individual.
The World Cup trophy resembles socialist Hollywood's Emmy Award.
In youth leagues, everyone gets a trophy for their efforts regardless of achievement, and there is no scoring in the game.
Even the World Cup encourages "achievement" by holding a third-place game for the two losers in the semifinals.
Union strikes, even during the playing season, are a major issue with soccer.
Riots caused by "hooligans" - fans of a team which lost a game - often include violent crimes, such as infringement on private property rights.
Participants are known to behave dishonestly and illegally and act against the interests of their team in order to gain financially themselves.[5]
Soccer coaches only need a vocabulary of about 100 words to coach their teams [6], which is reminiscent of socialist pandering to the lowest common denominator. At least twice as many conservative words alone originated in the 20th century.

Soccer is socialist somehow, despite making billions of dollars a year and being plastered with advertisements.

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010

quote:

Participants are known to behave dishonestly and illegally and act against the interests of their team in order to gain financially themselves.[5]
Sounds more like capitalism to me! :smug:

VV Best part: "You'll improve if you have an open mind"

Angry Avocado fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 21, 2011

MOLLUSC
Nov 30, 2005

Example of the great work produced by his homeschool students.

He gets really mad if you suggest people are any more intelligent today than thousands of years ago :ohdear:

quote:

The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies.


:lol: This must be a parody. Don't US sports have wage caps? That seems more 'socialist' than the stupid free market of European football.

Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em

Corrupt Politician posted:


I love how Schlafly uses his mom as a source. For those who don't know, Phyllis Schalfly is the renowned anti-feminist who made a very successful career out of telling other women not to have careers.

The apple didn't fall far from the tree, apparently.
She also helped shut down a Holocaust memorial because it didn't give a fair shake to the Nazis or the Klan.

Ograbme fucked around with this message at 00:39 on May 22, 2011

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006



Trying to make fun of this, but it's breaking brain to think people actually think this is real.




These two are great. The kid makes some solid points, and Shlafly misuses the term "illogical" to mean "thing I don't agree with".

I assume that Schlafly himself believes that he does not belong to great swath of degenerate IQers and devolving language users...

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

appropriatemetaphor posted:



Trying to make fun of this, but it's breaking brain to think people actually think this is real.




These two are great. The kid makes some solid points, and Shlafly misuses the term "illogical" to mean "thing I don't agree with".

I assume that Schlafly himself believes that he does not belong to great swath of degenerate IQers and devolving language users...

The best part is the "for example," as if it's a self-explanatory part of his chastising.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

This actually makes me sad and further reinforces my belief that most instances of homeschooling should be considered as child abuse.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I like how Schafly is just a terrible teacher, fundamentally. Not even just because he doesn't actually teach anything meaningful to the students, and skews everything in his own bizarre direction, but because it's obvious he *hated* the responses that kid gave but still gave his work the equivalent of a 92.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

So Shalfly endorses IQ tests? I thought I remember him complaining about how they're liberally biased or something. (Not that IQ tests aren't an ineffective measure of intelligence that no one uses anymore anyway.)

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

appropriatemetaphor posted:



Is there actually a complains board or something that investigates poor teaching? Surely theres a minimum standards in the US curriculum, or is this concept of a national curriculum one of these evil ideas only people in other countries have?

Because seriously, this poo poo is just child abuse. The kid gave a loving insightful answer for his age.

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Is this whole idea about humans devolving and becoming more stupid over time a new thing? I've never heard that before.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Node posted:

Is this whole idea about humans devolving and becoming more stupid over time a new thing? I've never heard that before.

I think it relates to how the Bible says that people used to live to be thousands of years old, but then lived shorter and shorter amounts of time due to sin.

Or, it could be that Schafly looks around and sees more and more LIBERALS everywhere, who are dumb, therefore, people are becoming more dumb.


Also I like that the kid named Plate the Julius Caesar as two of the smartest people. I mean Caesar was a savvy guy sure... but he's not really known for his intelligence.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

How the hell do you assess a question like "Write about anything in the lecture?"

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Node posted:

Is this whole idea about humans devolving and becoming more stupid over time a new thing? I've never heard that before.

It's actually a very old thread of myth that predates Christianity entirely. There's always the Godlike First Ones. They were either granted gifts from the gods, stolen them, or had them stolen for them. Then because of their own folly they are either punished or their generations naturally degrade.

Normally this is part of the creation story. It explains how human beings became special while to the contemporary observer we have made and continue to make horribly bad decisions. It does a pretty good job of setting up the idea that we were more metaphysically pure in the beginning than we are now but the whole thing stops making sense in context of the purpose of the myth when you try to claim it's still going on.

I don't even know why anyone would believe that, given the massive, MASSIVE worldwide jumps in literacy and other educational metrics over the last few hundred years. You really do have to be a special kind of dense to think that we as a species are currently becoming less intelligent.

raezr posted:

How the hell do you assess a question like "Write about anything in the lecture?"

As a natural at bullshitting questions like this on tests, seeing this on one would make me excited. Free points, ho-dang!

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 03:08 on May 22, 2011

RPZip
Feb 6, 2009

WORDS IN THE HEART
CANNOT BE TAKEN

Ograbme posted:

She also helped shut down a Holocaust memorial because it didn't give a fair shake to the Nazis or the Klan.

I've never heard about this, but it sounds like a great story.



:psyboom:

This really makes me sad.

Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em

RPZip posted:

I've never heard about this, but it sounds like a great story.
It was called the Brookline Holocaust project.

WaPo posted:

Schlafly charged "Facing History and Ourselves" [the program] with "psychological manipulation, induced behavioral change and privacy-invading treatment" and urged the department to reject its proposals. . . . Concluding her remarks [one of the Education Department's reviewers] wrote: "The program gives no evidence of balance or objectivity. The Nazi point of view, however unpopular, is still a point of view and is not presented, nor is that of the Ku Klux Klan."

Corrupt Politician
Aug 8, 2007

quote:

I don't even know why anyone would believe that, given the massive, MASSIVE worldwide jumps in literacy and other educational metrics over the last few hundred years. You really do have to be a special kind of dense to think that we as a species are currently becoming less intelligent.

I've met a number of people who think this, mostly young people who are very naive and privileged. The reasoning is really classist/racist and basically amounts to all those poor, unintelligent people who have higher fertility rates and dilute the gene pool, while the people with those good, smart genes have stopped having so many kids.

Corrupt Politician fucked around with this message at 06:31 on May 22, 2011

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
That is retarded on so many levels.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
And yet it's hard to go a week without someone on the forums saying, "Idiocracy will come true", for pretty much the same reasons.

Senor Science
Aug 21, 2004

MI DIOS!!! ESTA CIENCIA ES DIABOLICO!!!
As someone who wasn't obviously born yet (1984), what was the reason for Phyllis Schafly's opposition to the equal rights amendment? On paper, it sounds like a good thing.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Senor Science posted:

As someone who wasn't obviously born yet (1984), what was the reason for Phyllis Schafly's opposition to the equal rights amendment? On paper, it sounds like a good thing.

Sheer and utter insanity, more or less:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schafly#Opposition_to_an_Equal_Rights_Amendment

She thought the amendment would end up taking away privileges and lead to women being drafted into the military and public unisex bathrooms. The horror!

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

My brain hurts.



e:

quote:

Also I like that the kid named Plate the Julius Caesar as two of the smartest people. I mean Caesar was a savvy guy sure... but he's not really known for his intelligence.
What? Julius Cesar was not a philosopher but he was arguably the best orator in history and a brilliant politician and general. Dude was smart as a fox.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 14:29 on May 22, 2011

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