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dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Atticus_1354 posted:

This is a lie. I would love to high five that guy. He would just have to hold his hand still and I will come to it.

Oh yeah that'd be okay, but if he swung his arm as well he'd dislocate your shoulder or knock you into a cartwheel.
:gonk::hf::black101:

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Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

MikeJF posted:

Pros: Posing for things with things in your hands.



Pro: fingerbanging the HELL out of girls.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out
Pro: fingerbanging the HELL out of ten girls at the same time.



"Hey kids, wanna see a puppet show?"

Sunday Punch
Mar 4, 2009

There you are in your home, and the soldiers smash down the door and tell you you're in the middle of World War III. Something's gone wrong with time.
Jesus christ is that guy half gorilla or what? Is that a result of training or was he just naturally born with ape hands?

Asphalt Engine posted:

Pfft. Whatever. Guy couldn't even save his friends from the Nothing.

If you told me that guy could crush granite with his bare hands and consumed rocks for sustenance I would probably believe it.


One man fights alone to keep us safe from the rubber duck hordes :patriot:

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

MikeJF posted:

Pros: Posing for things with things in your hands.



Cons: All the dead kittens

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Pneub posted:

Cons: All the dead kittens

It's why he carries so many extra kittens around with him in.

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer
I like to imagine that it's not a kitten but a grown cat.

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Jim DiGriz posted:

I like to imagine that it's not a kitten but a grown cat.

It's a mountain lion.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Jim DiGriz posted:

I like to imagine that it's not a kitten but a grown catwhite tiger.

:black101:

I'd love to be like 2.30m tall and have huge hands just so I could dwarf anyone and anything else. A man can dream... A man can dream :allears:

Vidaeus
Jan 27, 2007

Cats are gonna cat.

MikeJF posted:

Pros: Posing for things with things in your hands.


Holy crap, even if that guy lost all his muscle mass he would still be loving huge.

Prathm
Nov 24, 2005

KozmoNaut posted:

:black101:

I'd love to be like 2.30m tall and have huge hands just so I could dwarf anyone and anything else. A man can dream... A man can dream :allears:

How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw:

Lemme tell ya. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Elector_Nerdlingen
Sep 27, 2004



Prathm posted:

How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw:

Lemme tell ya. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

I used to get that all the time in early high school, as well as "you should play basketball!" I only ended up growing to 6'2", but I was fairly tall fairly early.

Bogatyr
Jul 20, 2009
Hands like that make me think acromegaly, my Dad had it, late in life so he didn't get super tall, just huge hands. He took up bowling for a while, his thumb was so large they had to custom ream out a hole since they didn't have a drill bit that large...

I don't have any pics of his hands but I do have some old bad rear end( I think) pics of him.

Jump school.


In the desert out near Barstow, top middle.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Prathm posted:

How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw:

Lemme tell ya. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Seconded, although the pros still outweight the cons. (6"7' or so here.)

OH WORD SON
Apr 21, 2006

Atticus_1354 posted:

This is a lie. I would love to high five that guy. He would just have to hold his hand still and I will come to it.

mostly due to it's gravitational pull

Leigh
Nov 7, 2009

and we'll always be friends forever ♥

Prathm posted:

How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw: How's the weather up there!?! :haw:

Lemme tell ya. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Tell them it's raining, then spit on them.

Raimundus
Apr 26, 2008

BARF! I THOUGHT I WOULD LIKE SMELLING DOG BUTTS BUT I GUESS I WAS WRONG!

AlphaDog posted:

I used to get that all the time in early high school, as well as "you should play basketball!" I only ended up growing to 6'2", but I was fairly tall fairly early.

Well I'm only 5'6", so you had better count your drat blessings!


Has anyone posted this yet? I think it's my favorite photo of Obama thus far.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Raimundus posted:

Has anyone posted this yet? I think it's my favorite photo of Obama thus far.



"Joe, you're blocking my view. Joe, lean back I can't see. JOE!"

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Pneub posted:

Cons: All the dead kittens

Cons:
  • Makes otherwise enormous dick look tiny in the hands

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

"No, no, it's just that my hands are much bigger than you think. Come back!"

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Raimundus posted:

Well I'm only 5'6", so you had better count your drat blessings!


Has anyone posted this yet? I think it's my favorite photo of Obama thus far.



I like this one

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Pharmaskittle posted:

I like this one



Fox News: Barack Obama Doesn't Care About Fat People

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Doctor Reynolds posted:

Fox News: Barack Obama Doesn't Care About Fat People

Just you wait until they discover that the huge laughing black man smoked the entire official White House Weed Stash.

Maytag
Nov 4, 2006

it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Cons:
- had to wait until rotary dial telephone technology was superceded before he could make his first phone call

You can just bounce the hook or button to dial numbers. 0 = 10.

Another thing our children won't understand.

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.

Tumble posted:

Pro: fingerbanging the HELL out of girls.

Hope his penis is larger than his hand because if not, talk about your let down.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Raimundus posted:

Well I'm only 5'6", so you had better count your drat blessings!


Has anyone posted this yet? I think it's my favorite photo of Obama thus far.



He's got a real Will Smith feel to him here.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Raimundus posted:

Well I'm only 5'6", so you had better count your drat blessings!


Has anyone posted this yet? I think it's my favorite photo of Obama thus far.



This is Captain Bumpercars being responsible for the death of a dude we've been looking for for ten years.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Pharmaskittle posted:

I like this one



Dude's got charisma, I love silly, off-the-wall pictures like this of guys you'd expect to be all business 24/7. If I ever met him, first thing I'd do is get a fist bump, then have him sign my left titty

yoohoo
Nov 15, 2004
A little disrespect and rudeness can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day
I didn't see this earlier with the other "celebrities hanging out with other awesome celebrities" pictures.




Edit: To clarify, that would be HST, John Cusack and Johnny Depp

yoohoo has a new favorite as of 04:53 on Jun 3, 2011

Sunday Punch
Mar 4, 2009

There you are in your home, and the soldiers smash down the door and tell you you're in the middle of World War III. Something's gone wrong with time.
Awesome celebrities?

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.


You're stationed to a new base in the Antarctic. It's completely snowed in. You are a doctor and notice your appendix is very close to bursting. You are the only doctor on staff.

You man the gently caress up and remove your own goddamn appendix. :black101:

John Cadaver
Sep 16, 2007

yoohoo posted:

I didn't see this earlier with the other "celebrities hanging out with other awesome celebrities" pictures.



Is that John Cusack with Hunter S Thompson? Who is the third man? It's not Depp... is it?

Saganlives
Jul 6, 2005



John Cadaver posted:

Is that John Cusack with Hunter S Thompson? Who is the third man? It's not Depp... is it?

I can't tell, but probably. Depp and Thompson were good friends and Depp actually paid for his extravagant funeral. That's totally Cusack though.

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.

particle409
Jan 15, 2008

Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
That is some serious "gently caress Ya'll :clint:" poo poo, man.

funtax
Feb 28, 2001
Forum Veteran

Kyle Hyde posted:

I can't tell, but probably. Depp and Thompson were good friends and Depp actually paid for his extravagant funeral. That's totally Cusack though.

That is, indeed, Depp. It's from "Breakfast With Hunter".

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

funtax posted:

That is, indeed, Depp. It's from "Breakfast With Hunter".

What's funny, is that I saw it as Leonard Nimoy :psyduck: Even having looked away and looked back and tried to wipe that idea out of my head, it still looks like Nimoy there.

Zedd
Jul 6, 2009

I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?



cobalt impurity posted:



You're stationed to a new base in the Antarctic. It's completely snowed in. You are a doctor and notice your appendix is very close to bursting. You are the only doctor on staff.

You man the gently caress up and remove your own goddamn appendix. :black101:

And I though the plot in House S7 e22 was crazy; this man is badass.

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cyfad
Sep 29, 2009

Welcome to the human race.

cobalt impurity posted:



You're stationed to a new base in the Antarctic. It's completely snowed in. You are a doctor and notice your appendix is very close to bursting. You are the only doctor on staff.

You man the gently caress up and remove your own goddamn appendix. :black101:

:aaaaa: ok, we can close the thread now. this cannot be beat

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