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Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
:synpa:

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

the origin of the "spocker" revealed:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Too long, didn't read

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

axolotl farmer posted:

Too long, didn't read
I'll bet cash money that every comment longer than three sentences on the talk page has some jokester replying to it with "tl;dr".

*checks*

Yep.

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

yeah i remember reading that when it came out and being creeped out. so many sci fi shows have at least one character who doesn't understand human sexuality or relationships (data, spock, river in firefly, etc) and when you think about that as a sanitized version of the pedo innocence fantasy it is icky

it's based on a bunch of popular phychology bullshit
http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573

Abandon fucked around with this message at 08:50 on May 28, 2011

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

a bad babe posted:

it's based on a bunch of popular phychology bullshit
http://www.macleans.ca/article.jsp?content=20050530_106573_106573

what the what

quote:

Seto and Eke are continuing their research, and will soon start combing through the police files of close to 400 child-porn offenders across Ontario, searching for commonalities and patterns of behaviour. One of the things they will be looking for is reports of suspects with sci-fi collections, especially Star Trek. Seto hypothesizes that the pedophiles might be using their toys and memorabilia to groom victims -- a view that Blanchard shares. "They have to adapt their strategies," he says. "Just like a regular heterosexual guy sets up situations to get women in sexual proximity."

do little kids actually like star trek? thought that was more of a teenager thing

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Trig Discipline posted:

do little kids actually like star trek? thought that was more of a teenager thing

So you were into children's programming in your teens, huh.

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Trig Discipline posted:

what the what


do little kids actually like star trek? thought that was more of a teenager thing

yeah these people are clearly ephebophiles and not

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
no i just mean if you're trying to lure little kids into your house star trek does not seem the most obvious choice, it seems like a goofy hypothesis

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
you see when i'm trying to lure kids into my van with the spray painted windows, i

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Trig Discipline posted:

you see when i'm trying to lure kids into my van with the spray painted windows, i

unironically this

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

Trig Discipline posted:

no i just mean if you're trying to lure little kids into your house star trek does not seem the most obvious choice, it seems like a goofy hypothesis

wouldn't it be something contemporary

probably animated w/ talking animals

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

JawnV6 posted:

wouldn't it be something contemporary

probably animated w/ talking animals

perhaps starring ponies with in-your-face attitudes

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

heres two things you migh tnot know about me

i used to own a van, and I used to work at a pawnbroker. one time a guy tried to do me a deal where he was gonna tint my windows if i bought some dodgy poo poo off him. he was the sleaziest dude, i just wanted him out of there

if you have a van with tinted windows you're a rapist, obv

johndis
Jun 23, 2009

by Ozmaugh


Gentle Rapist

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Raping Autist

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
Rappin Rodney

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callback_%28computer_programming%29
The following code in C demonstrates the use of callbacks to display two numbers.
code:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
/* The calling function takes a single callback as a parameter. */
void PrintTwoNumbers(int (*numberSource)(void)) {
    printf("%d and %d\n", numberSource(), numberSource());
}
 
/* One possible callback. */
int overNineThousand(void) {
    return (rand() % 1000) + 9000;
}
 
/* Another possible callback. */
int fortyTwo(void) {
    return 42;
}
 
/* Here we call PrintTwoNumbers() with three different callbacks. */
int main(void) {
    PrintTwoNumbers(rand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(overNineThousand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(fortyTwo);
}

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callback_%28computer_programming%29
The following code in C demonstrates the use of callbacks to display two numbers.
code:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
/* The calling function takes a single callback as a parameter. */
void PrintTwoNumbers(int (*numberSource)(void)) {
    printf("%d and %d\n", numberSource(), numberSource());
}
 
/* One possible callback. */
int overNineThousand(void) {
    return (rand() % 1000) + 9000;
}
 
/* Another possible callback. */
int fortyTwo(void) {
    return 42;
}
 
/* Here we call PrintTwoNumbers() with three different callbacks. */
int main(void) {
    PrintTwoNumbers(rand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(overNineThousand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(fortyTwo);
}


no.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callback_%28computer_programming%29
The following code in C demonstrates the use of callbacks to display two numbers.
code:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
/* The calling function takes a single callback as a parameter. */
void PrintTwoNumbers(int (*numberSource)(void)) {
    printf("%d and %d\n", numberSource(), numberSource());
}
 
/* One possible callback. */
int overNineThousand(void) {
    return (rand() % 1000) + 9000;
}
 
/* Another possible callback. */
int fortyTwo(void) {
    return 42;
}
 
/* Here we call PrintTwoNumbers() with three different callbacks. */
int main(void) {
    PrintTwoNumbers(rand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(overNineThousand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(fortyTwo);
}


*audible groan*

owenkun
Feb 26, 2007

The scent of strawberry milk.

Status:

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



i'm sure this involved putting his fleshlight on a high shelf.

Haunted Antfarm
Jul 10, 2006

by mons al-madeen

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callback_%28computer_programming%29
The following code in C demonstrates the use of callbacks to display two numbers.
code:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
 
/* The calling function takes a single callback as a parameter. */
void PrintTwoNumbers(int (*numberSource)(void)) {
    printf("%d and %d\n", numberSource(), numberSource());
}
 
/* One possible callback. */
int overNineThousand(void) {
    return (rand() % 1000) + 9000;
}
 
/* Another possible callback. */
int fortyTwo(void) {
    return 42;
}
 
/* Here we call PrintTwoNumbers() with three different callbacks. */
int main(void) {
    PrintTwoNumbers(rand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(overNineThousand);
    PrintTwoNumbers(fortyTwo);
}


lol

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

Revision as of 19:10, 17 December 2010 (edit) (undo)
24.28.66.63 (talk)
(→Example: Simpler, more thorough, but *UNTESTED* example. This isn't a tut on signal processing, it's an example of callbacks.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Callback_%28computer_programming%29&action=historysubmit&diff=402900387&oldid=385599582

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Human_anus#Wise_Guy

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

good lord the photograph discussion below this succinctly sums up everything wrong with wikipedia

quote:

I have actually considered taking a photo of my own anus for the article (as far as I am aware, mine is pretty typical) just to put an end to this. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to hold the camera at the right angle to get a decent shot. :( If you take a close look at the 'porn' anus in hi-res, it doesn't actually appear to have been shaved or bleached. --Kurt Shaped Box 22:52, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


quote:

Also, I want to re-iterate that there is no difference between a male anus and a female anus, all we really need here is an image of a moderately hairy anus labeled "human anus." The Crow 22:14, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

YOSPOS: all we really need here is an image of a moderately hairy anus labeled "human anus."

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Nevergirls posted:

YOSPOS: all we really need here is an image of a moderately hairy anus labeled "human anus."

grandma why

The Evan
Nov 29, 2004

Apple ][ Cash Money
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Manual_of_Style/quotation_and_punctuation

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

jesus christ

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

if you need more than mla format for your anime article

well sir

enjoy it

Haunted Antfarm
Jul 10, 2006

by mons al-madeen

hahahah

NINbuntu 64
Feb 11, 2007

That table of contents is longer than some articles.

Wit_sponge
Dec 29, 2008

FUUUCK

axolotl farmer posted:

Too long, didn't read

TL;DR is a shorthand observation very much like the complaint that Mozart's music has too many notes.[2]

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Lamont Cranston posted:

good lord the photograph discussion below this succinctly sums up everything wrong with wikipedia

quote:

The entire Encyclopedia that is called Wikipedia rests upon a philosophy that enables an image of the Human Anus to be shown in public in a scientific and objective manner

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_odor

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_talk:Manual_of_Style

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarento

THE WORD FOR THIS IS loving "CELEBRITY"

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Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

This article is about media personalities in Japan. For the planet Tarento in the Star Wars Universe, See List of Star Wars planets (T-V)#Tarento.

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