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Elite Taco
Feb 3, 2010
Photons.

(You're welcome)

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milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
Guy #1 (the one unhappy)



Guy #2 (the "new" guy) who I found out last night works at a studio as an assistant 3 days a week.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Haha. So just every club photo ever.

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
No wonder the first guy can't steal work away from the second newer guy.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

dunkman posted:

Guy #1 (the one unhappy)



Guy #2 (the "new" guy) who I found out last night works at a studio as an assistant 3 days a week.



AH - that light trails thing.

Meh - the 2nd isn't as annoying as the first I guess.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
I invented glass. You can thank me later. :smug:

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I was the first person to tell a girl to make the duckface.

ThisQuietReverie
Jul 22, 2004

I am not as I was.

dunkman posted:

Guy #1 (the one unhappy)



DH?

onezero
Nov 20, 2003

veritas vos liberabit

Martytoof posted:

I was the first person to tell a girl to make the duckface.

You'll pay dearly for that.

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally

ThisQuietReverie posted:

DH?

Obviously :)

Guy #1 flipped out later that guy #2 stole his "camera set up" by using Canon and having a Fong lightsphere. I think that's the best part of this.

milquetoast child fucked around with this message at 18:47 on May 27, 2011

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
double post somehow.

Anti_Social
Jan 1, 2007

My problem is you dancing all the time
I pioneered selective color.

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally
Have you guys seen my brilliant invention, High Dynamic Range photography?

It's meant to replace regular boring photos.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
It's beautiful!

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Did you guys ever hear of the clarity slider? Yeah... :smug:

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally

A5H posted:

Did you guys ever hear of the clarity slider? Yeah... :smug:

Without it, none of my pictures would be as clear as they are now. Thank you A5H, thank you.

McMadCow
Jan 19, 2005

With our rifles and grenades and some help from God.
Hey, I hate to break up all this self-congratulating but if any of you Bay Area people want to leave your parents' basements tonight and go out for some culture, I have a bunch of work in an opening at the Harvey Milk Photo Center:
http://sfrecpark.org/calendar.aspx?trumbaEmbed=view%3Devent%26eventid%3D94472687

It's running from 6-9 and there will be food and drink there, as well as a few models showing up! :v:


Oh, and I'm the one who pioneered taking pictures of boobs. Hello ladies. :smug:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Where's your flickr. I would like to see some of these boobies.

McMadCow
Jan 19, 2005

With our rifles and grenades and some help from God.

A5H posted:

Where's your flickr. I would like to see some of these boobies.

I'll take this opportunity to plug another show at Calumet Photo in SF on Saturday, 6/4. I'll update with the time of the reception.

(it's in my sig)

My Flickr Page! :nws:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How the hell do you see sigs :stare: .

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

A5H posted:

How the hell do you see sigs :stare: .

User Control Panel -> Edit Options -> Scroll down to "Show user's signatures in their posts?"

McMadCow
Jan 19, 2005

With our rifles and grenades and some help from God.
I stopped checking the sig box when I began to realize I was one of the only people who ever did it anymore.

INTJ Mastermind
Dec 30, 2004

It's a radial!
My name is Mr. Adobe. You know as in Adobe's Photoshop or Adobe's Lightroom? :smug:

HPL
Aug 28, 2002

Worst case scenario.

INTJ Mastermind posted:

My name is Mr. Adobe. You know as in Adobe's Photoshop or Adobe's Lightroom? :smug:

I invented dirt and straw.

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally

INTJ Mastermind posted:

My name is Mr. Adobe. You know as in Adobe's Photoshop or Adobe's Lightroom? :smug:

Elite Taco
Feb 3, 2010

Elite Taco posted:

Photons.

(You're welcome)

Not an emptyquote.

Sevn
Oct 13, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

HPL posted:

I invented dirt and straw.

I didn't invent anything, I am just stealing all the other ideas and pissing off all the hipsters :cheers:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


dunkman posted:



hahahahaha drat

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

dunkman posted:

Guy #1 (the one unhappy)

The best part of this photo is the totally random light trails on the right side of the shot.

Whitezombi
Apr 26, 2006

With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

dunkman posted:



Are you in Santa Fe??

Danoss
Mar 8, 2011

A5H posted:

Mine: http://www.digsdigs.com/iphone-coffee-table/
Scroll down bottom for mine as it was in progress.

Wish I could have made some money/found a job :smith:

Late, but what would've been cool is if the iPod click-wheel was a lazy susan. :)

Elite Taco
Feb 3, 2010
I helped shoot a maternity shoot today for some friends and came away with 33 images after post that I think they are going to love! I shot around 190 or so at the location, so I feel pretty good about my retention rate. I was very intimidated about what might make a good maternity photo going into it, but I found once she was in front of my camera I had strong preferences about what was flattering/etc.

Hooray!

I used the heck out of the tamron 17-50, my 50/1.8 and even got a few with the 75-300/4-5.6. I'm super stoked.

Also, this will be my last shoot with the XS and I'm excited to get away from the noise it gets at ISO 800. The 50D arrives on Wednesday and I have a portrait shoot scheduled with a friend. I plan to get some umbrella practice in!

milquetoast child
Jun 27, 2003

literally

Whitezombi posted:

Are you in Santa Fe??

Nope, Dallas.

Elite Taco
Feb 3, 2010

dunkman posted:

Nope, Dallas.

High five, fellow Dallas Goon.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
so, poopinmymouth. what's with the name? you use it here and it's your website. Is "poop" a noun or verb, and do I really want to know?

Greybone
May 25, 2003

Not the red cross.
I was just scraping some of the burnt pieces off my toast and thought to myself "Hmm, this is just like using the adjustment brush in lightroom with +exposure!"

gently caress

DanTheFryingPan
Jan 28, 2006
Leica cut open.

Greybone
May 25, 2003

Not the red cross.

DanTheFryingPan posted:

Leica cut open.

2 million dollar Leica, intact..

DanTheFryingPan
Jan 28, 2006
Here's a golden Nikon.

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GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


dunkman posted:

Obviously :)

Guy #1 flipped out later that guy #2 stole his "camera set up" by using Canon and having a Fong lightsphere. I think that's the best part of this.
loving posers, Canon actually pays me royalties every time they sell a camera or flash that does second curtain sync.

DanTheFryingPan posted:

Here's a golden Nikon.


Not pretentious enough.

http://www.mir.com.my/rb/photography/companies/Leica/Leica-M3/M3-Gold/index.htm

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