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Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Nenonen posted:

The question is, does the miniaturized statue turn into full size if it hits Nale's forehead?

and how much damage does it do?

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XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.

crime fighting hog posted:

Spells beat feats 9 times outta 10.
Which is exactly why the question was raised/implied, "Why compare spells to feats when spells are clearly superior?" and an alternate comparison, which compared feats to feats, was offered.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

crime fighting hog posted:

Spells beat feats 9 times outta 10.

Did a 3.X spell-caster kill your childhood dog or something?

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Toussaint Louverture posted:

Did a 3.X spell-caster kill your childhood dog or something?

Have you ever played a game of 3.X that made it past level ten?
With any spellcaster who came even -remotely- close to knowing what he was doing?

For those of you who have not: You know how there's that segment of the strip where V decides 'gently caress this poo poo I'm going to solve all our problems myself?' This is less a dramatic deal with the devil and more exactly what any given 3.X spellcaster can do past that point, and it requires either DM fiat or making the Big Bad a more powerful spellcaster to make it not succeed.

Meanwhile, the fighter might have finally made it up to three attacks a round. Yaaaaaay.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



We're all aware, the question is more rooted in "why does this keep coming up in the thread".

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Spiderdrake posted:

We're all aware, the question is more rooted in "why does this keep coming up in the thread".

Everyone in the cast good or bad should get hit by a level drain and knocked down to sub level 8.

rocketrobot
Jul 11, 2003

Spiderdrake posted:

We're all aware, the question is more rooted in "why does this keep coming up in the thread".

Are you asking why nerds get obsessed with stuff?

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



terminal mehmet posted:

Are you asking why nerds get obsessed with stuff?
No, not at all? Is the context that vague?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Is that a magic effect around Elan, or just the visualization of his reaction to the kiss from Sabine?

rex monday
Jul 9, 2001

Pisk. Pisk. Piiiiiiisk!

Gyges posted:

Is that a magic effect around Elan, or just the visualization of his reaction to the kiss from Sabine?

That's her level drain's visual effect.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer


Ze Pollack posted:

and it requires either DM fiat or making the Big Bad a more powerful spellcaster to make it not succeed.

I guess spell resistance isn't a thing in this thread. Or, hell, just use things that have good saves. All the sudden buffs are more useful than "everything dies now" spells. After a certain point it's the DM's responsibility that a player doesn't run away with the game and it's not that hard to do.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 09:26 on May 30, 2011

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

Toussaint Louverture posted:

I guess spell resistance isn't a thing in this thread.

I like how people think spell resistance or "good saves" are even a thing against wizards, it's adorable :3:

To be fair, I guess if your players are as retarded as V is, these things could help.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ashenai posted:

I like how people think spell resistance or "good saves" are even a thing against wizards, it's adorable :3:

To be fair, I guess if your players are as retarded as V is, these things could help.

Again, not being a spergy powergamer =/= retarded. Some people even play sub-par wizards on purpose because its fun. A shocking concept I'm sure.

Ashenai
Oct 5, 2005

You taught me language;
and my profit on't
Is, I know how to curse.

Who What Now posted:

Again, not being a spergy powergamer =/= retarded. Some people even play sub-par wizards on purpose because its fun. A shocking concept I'm sure.

You don't have to be a "spergy powergamer" to use effective spells. Spergy powergaming would be taking obscure feats or prestige classes to do things they were never meant to do. This is just... picking good spells.

Every class can become ridiculous if you sperg out with enough splatbooks. Wizards, on the other hand, become ridiculous by accident. You actively have to anti-powergame and deliberately choose subpar options to make them even a little bit reasonable. And then they still end up overpowered compared to non-spellcasting classes, they're just no longer utterly untouchable.

Don lluvia
Mar 27, 2010
I've never played DnD but you people really make it sound terrible. Also, can a wizard normally just choose any spell he wants? Because it seems like V has to research/buy any that it wants, which would explain why he is sub-optimal.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
DnD depends entirely on who you play it with.

Most of the people who play DnD are horrific monsters that embody every terrible thing humanity can be.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Most of the people who play D&D are trying their best to "accidentally" make Wizards overpowered.

seaborgium
Aug 1, 2002

"Nothing a shitload of bleach won't fix"




Don lluvia posted:

I've never played DnD but you people really make it sound terrible. Also, can a wizard normally just choose any spell he wants? Because it seems like V has to research/buy any that it wants, which would explain why he is sub-optimal.

A wizard can't just choose a spell, no. They get two per level as it's assumed they do some research on their downtime, anything else they have to buy or get taught. Also, V is a specialist wizard. There are quite a few spells he cannot learn because of this. That's why he can't usually teleport the party anywhere.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Don lluvia posted:

I've never played DnD but you people really make it sound terrible. Also, can a wizard normally just choose any spell he wants? Because it seems like V has to research/buy any that it wants, which would explain why he is sub-optimal.

D&D is an interesting hobby that coincidentally is full of the Worst People.

There's actually an interesting reason behind why wizards were overpowered as nuts until 4E. Back in the Dawn of D&D, there were a bunch of nerds playing a wargame. And in this wargame, there were your three basic types of unit: archer formations, melee formations, and artillery. Archer formations contained tens of dudes. Melee formations contained tens of dudes. Artillery consisted of one fragile wizard. Pretty basic rock-paper-scissors balance: wizard beats massed melee beats massed archers beats wizard.

So, when some nerd said 'hey what if instead of making our own versions of Helm's Deep we made our own versions of the trip through the Mines of Moria' they more or less took the rules to their nerdy wargame and simplified them down to being a single dude from these formations.

So when you understand that wizards were from the very beginning designed to be dealing with entire formations of dudes instead of just the one or two of them, you have an appreciation for why they were so consistently busted. The ground level assumption was 'the wizard is tremendously more powerful than any other single character can be' and they worked from there.

(in 4E they're still best designed for dealing with massive hordes of dudes, it's just that they aren't quite as good at butchering/trivializing single targets anymore, and most of their campaign-destroying spells have been politely told to piss off. The butchering is now the forte of the ranger and rogue, while the trivializing is the forte of the big guys.)

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 30, 2011

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


0th law of D&D is still in effect. If the DM doesn't want it to happen: it's not going to.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Don lluvia posted:

I've never played DnD but you people really make it sound terrible. Also, can a wizard normally just choose any spell he wants? Because it seems like V has to research/buy any that it wants, which would explain why he is sub-optimal.

These guys either are
A: Trying to attack the system without being genuine
B: Only used to playing high level campaigns with artificially leveled characters
C: Have never played with a DM who can impose limits on party members

Take your pick.

Leveling a wizard to the point where he is an unstoppable cosmic force is a royal pain in the rear end. We're talking thirty to forty adventuring sessions where your character is a sniveling nerd in rags who just might kill something if he rolls high and can survive having one hit-point more than a commoner of an equal level. Not only that, but everything that has a brain more significant than "Eat/sex/sleep" should be gunning for his pimply rear end from round one. If levels one through nine aren't terrifying for the PC then the DM is too nice.

By the time a wizard has gotten to the levels where he can really throw his weight around he has gotten to research about 10-14 spells without having to find them. This means that the DM has far more control over the player's spell pool than he does. A scroll represents an expense of the most valuable thing in the D&D concept: experience. Experience is what turns a bookworm with no social skills into a destroyer of nations, do you really think powerful wizards will give that up in sufficient quantities to make a buyer's market for scrolls? I don't. Scrolls should be as hard to find and expensive as a fighters sword or armor. Yeah, there are spells in existence that can render a party member irrelevant, but do you really think a player is going to take that when he has to choose it at the expense of spells that can accomplish things other teammates can't do? And why would a DM allow him to find and buy it if it would ruin the party dynamic? Yeah, a wizard who can run over to ye olde Costco and buy scrolls in bulk can render his party irrelevant, but what kind of dumbass DM would let that happen? Really Wizards are easier to rein in than Clerics and Druids, since those get every spell every level. A wizard gets two spells a level, and he had damned well be smart about what he takes because he needs spells to do pretty much anything. A wizard who takes Knock should be grumbling that he had to waste a spell just because none of his rear end in a top hat friends wanted to play a rogue.

Finally, the DM's prime directive is to provide an entertaining game for every player. If a wizard IS abusing his role and adversely affecting the party the DM has a myriad of ways to deal with it.

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world
So I read your post and I noticed that you didn't even try to deny that wizards are far stronger than non-spellcasters, such that there isn't actually a point in even traveling with a non-spellcaster past level ten or so.

I don't get why everyone cares so much about wizards, though, when clerics and druids were even better. I guess they had slightly fewer plot-trivializing spells, but they were even more dangerous in actual fights against monsters.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Will you stop arguing spells versus feats and wizards versus everyone everytime a chapter isn't out, please? I've seen this arguement rehashed so many times and I know I'm not the only one who reads this thread who has never played D&D.

Red_Mage
Jul 23, 2007
I SHOULD BE FUCKING PERMABANNED BUT IN THE MEANTIME ASK ME ABOUT MY FAILED KICKSTARTER AND RUNNING OFF WITH THE MONEY

Nilbop posted:

Will you stop arguing spells versus feats and wizards versus everyone everytime a chapter isn't out, please? I've seen this arguement rehashed so many times and I know I'm not the only one who reads this thread who has never played D&D.

Well since other D&D comics are out of bounds here, find something else related to OotS to discuss. Aside from spergin out about D&D, the comic doesn't offer that much to talk about due to its infrequent update schedule.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Red_Mage posted:

Well since other D&D comics are out of bounds here
Are there any other D&D comics that aren't mary sue ridden wankfests?

And yeah I don't blame the thread for going a little sour when we're seeing three updates a month. People want to talk :(

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



Great grognards.txt is leaking again.

LightWarden
Mar 18, 2007

Lander county's safe as heaven,
despite all the strife and boilin',
Tin Star,
Oh how she's an icon of the eastern west,
But now the time has come to end our song,
of the Tin Star, the Tin Star!

Spiderdrake posted:

Are there any other D&D comics that aren't mary sue ridden wankfests?

If you haven't read DM of the Rings, it's pretty good.

Other than that, I can't think of too many D&D related webcomics, outside of Goblins and the various OotS clones.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
I rather like Darths & Droids. It's like DM of the Rings, only Star Wars.

Iggy Johnson
Mar 11, 2007

It doesn't work if you beg.
^^^^ drat, beaten, on this of all things.

LightWarden posted:

If you haven't read DM of the Rings, it's pretty good.

Other than that, I can't think of too many D&D related webcomics, outside of Goblins and the various OotS clones.

Darths and Droids is also pretty good. Consider it an homage to DM of the Rings, since this is playing through the Star Wars movies and also provides some pretty good DM advice along the way.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ferrinus posted:

So I read your post and I noticed that you didn't even try to deny that wizards are far stronger than non-spellcasters, such that there isn't actually a point in even traveling with a non-spellcaster past level ten or so.

Yes. Yes there is. It's called playing a 'character'. Is this really so hard of a concept to grasp that some people aren't going to try to make the ultimate murder machine?

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

Who What Now posted:

Yes. Yes there is. It's called playing a 'character'. Is this really so hard of a concept to grasp that some people aren't going to try to make the ultimate murder machine?

I feel like maybe you're affecting extreme stupidity here in order to avoid honestly answering the obvious point I am making.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Who What Now posted:

Yes. Yes there is. It's called playing a 'character'. Is this really so hard of a concept to grasp that some people aren't going to try to make the ultimate murder machine?

I take offense to you calling my Lawful Good Wizard a murder machine. Those were all cases of self defense or, at worst, justifiable homicide stemming from their clearly dastardly plots and my authorization from the gods themselves to use lethal force.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Gyges posted:

I take offense to you calling my Lawful Good Wizard a murder machine. Those were all cases of self defense or, at worst, justifiable homicide stemming from their clearly dastardly plots and my authorization from the gods themselves to use lethal force.

Plus, you know... orcs.

\/\/\/\/He's saying that you have to go out of your way NOT to break the game as 3.5 wizard.

Soonmot fucked around with this message at 06:23 on May 31, 2011

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ferrinus posted:

I feel like maybe you're affecting extreme stupidity here in order to avoid honestly answering the obvious point I am making.

What point? Yes, you can make a wizard that can kill pretty much anything. Whoopty-poo poo. Thats pretty much the most boring thing imaginable, and I cannot fathom why you're acting like every single person is going out of their way to break the game. I suppose you can "accidentally" break the game, but then why would you keep doing it? It's a terrible idea and only terrible people would keep doing it.

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world
Oh, it... wasn't an affectation. That's kind of sad!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Please go back to TGD and never leave. The both of you.

Sometimes, people play D&D to kill everything. Sometimes, people play D&D to roleplay as an elf. Sometimes people do both, and sometimes people do neither. These are all valid options, as D&D is a big tent with regards to what you want to do with it.

Stop being cocksuckers to each other because someone doesn't play D&D your way.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Ferrinus posted:

So I read your post and I noticed that you didn't even try to deny that wizards are far stronger than non-spellcasters, such that there isn't actually a point in even traveling with a non-spellcaster past level ten or so.


Have fun dealing with Rakashas!

And the point you evidently missed is that it's trivially easy for a good DM to rein in a wizard and make a rogue/cleric/hell-even-a-fighter useful.

(Also in real D&D players don't get to hit "r" when they run out of spells, you've been playing too much NWN.)

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 08:18 on May 31, 2011

Ferrinus
Jun 19, 2003

i'm finding this quite easy, i guess in part because i'm a fast type but also because i have a coherent mental model of the world

Toussaint Louverture posted:

Have fun dealing with Rakashas!

And the point you evidently missed is that it's trivially easy for a good DM to reign in a wizard and make a rogue/cleric/hell-even-a-fighter useful.

(Also in real D&D players don't get to hit "r" when they run out of spells, you've been playing too much NWN.)

Why would Rakshasas present a problem to a party of spellcasters...? Is this you not knowing anything about the game you're championing again?

You know what's really crazy thing about the adverse reaction you're having to the acknowledgement of the fact that spellcasters dramatically overpower non-spellcasters in older editions of Dungeons and Dragons? Order of the Stick, the comic we are talking about, not only repeatedly and explicitly acknowledges that spellcasters dramatically overshadow non-spellcasters ("Foolish girl, I am a Druid! I have features more powerful than your entire class!") but uses spellcaster supremacy to drive many of its central themes. Like, Roy Greenhilt, the protagonist, chose to be a fighter rather than a wizard despite the obvious superiority of wizards. If this were a 4th edition game (or a Reign game, or a FATE game, or whatever), he would've essentially been making an aesthetic choice, disagreeing with his father over what kind of fighting appeals to him. But by choosing to be a 3.5e fighter instead of a 3.5e wizard, Roy's rendering his defiance of his father much more dramatic and impactful. And throughout the strip we get to see the consequences of Roy's choice - remember what happened when he confronted Xykon on the zombie dragon? What about the time that Varsuuvius got his hands on near-limitless arcane power, and almost used it to literally end the story, except that the villain was better at using near-limitless arcane power.

I mean, poo poo, look at what's happening right now. The protagonists have literally been divided up by tier. The meatbags are stuck down in the mud and dirt of the arena decrementing each other's hitpoints while the two mages soar overhead shooting each other with energy beams.

Ferrinus fucked around with this message at 08:32 on May 31, 2011

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Toussaint Louverture posted:

Have fun dealing with Rakashas!

And the point you evidently missed is that it's trivially easy for a good DM to rein in a wizard and make a rogue/cleric/hell-even-a-fighter useful.

A cleric is more powerful than a wizard, actually. Cleric/wizard/druid are like the holy trinity of spellcaster supremacy, and wizard is usually considered the weakest of the three. I'm not particularly interested in getting into this argument but I thought it worth correcting you on that point!

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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

What this thread and many years of playing D&D have taught me is that D&D is a lovely game that isn't very fun and also it's for sperglords. (NWoD kru 4 lyfe)

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