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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The best of Johnny Polo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZYRGMen_PA&feature=related

Go ahead... try and count all the puns.

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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Raven was so underrated as a commentator. Holy crap he rules.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

DMPunk posted:

Raven was so underrated as a commentator. Holy crap he rules.

It's weird to call him underrated because he was very well beloved when in the company for his knowledge and his mouth. Like I've said before, in an alternate universe, Johnny Polo is in Pat Patterson's job.

But yeah, his time as Raven really overshadowed his work as Polo.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Lone Rogue posted:

It's weird to call him underrated because he was very well beloved when in the company for his knowledge and his mouth. Like I've said before, in an alternate universe, Johnny Polo is in Pat Patterson's job.

But yeah, his time as Raven really overshadowed his work as Polo.

I honestly wonder what would ECW have been without Raven though. No Dreamer/Raven feud, no Sandman/Raven feud....thata a HUGE chunk of ECW right there.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

DMPunk posted:

I honestly wonder what would ECW have been without Raven though. No Dreamer/Raven feud, no Sandman/Raven feud....thata a HUGE chunk of ECW right there.

True. One must wonder if Vince would have eventually warmed up to Levy wrestling more and maybe he would have done the Raven gimmick during the Attitude Era. Might have changed things up a bit.

Anyway, all this talk of Johnny Polo gets me in a dancing mood.

TAKE IT TO THE BOWERY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=331CUBTo3v4

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

I remembered loving this, but it's been ages since I've seen it. Thanks!

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


Writer Cath posted:

The best of Johnny Polo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZYRGMen_PA&feature=related

Go ahead... try and count all the puns.

Man, that tag match at the start is depressing as hell. On the heel side, you've got Bam Bam Bigelow, who's dead, and Bastion Booger, who's also dead, and they're managed by Luna, who died two weeks before Booger. And then worst of all, on the face side, you've got Billy Gunn.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeqT2dPQK0U

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Was that live action Ultimate Muscle?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Was that live action Ultimate Muscle?

30 Year anniversary of Ultimate Muscle hosted by Toei animation, so basically, yeah.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Did Kevin Nash play Kevin Mask?

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Lone Rogue posted:

Did Kevin Nash play Kevin Mask?
No, but someone did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkoQ2FUBi8

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Perigryn posted:

No, but someone did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkoQ2FUBi8

Ugh, not tall enough.

(Oh what am I saying that's still loving awesome. Ultimate Muscle was the last show on FOX Kids I ever cared aboot)

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Perigryn posted:

No, but someone did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlkoQ2FUBi8

The Big Ben Bash was pretty awesome.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Writer Cath posted:

The best of Johnny Polo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZYRGMen_PA&feature=related

Go ahead... try and count all the puns.

Johnny Polo was awesome. But he'll always be Scotty 'The Body' Flamingo to me. No matter how many barbwire thumbtack matches he's had.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Rvu-C-RxI

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA
Best Raven line while commentating was when he pretended to be late because he was pulled over.

"The officer asked me if I knew I was going the wrong way down a one way road. I said no. He asked if I saw the arrows. I said Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians."

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Excerpt from Nash and Waltman shoot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Dd6YtN4NaGQ

Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare


Wow, they are both completely trashed. Kevin Nash crying while drinking wine on this DVD.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Why do wrestlers choose shoot videos as the perfect time to get hosed up to where you can't even understand what they are saying? They can't stay sober enough to talk for the two or three hours it takes to film? Almost every shoot is the same way - the dudes are hosed up and rambling the least interesting poo poo possible.

What is Nash even crying about? Waltman overdosing?

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Why do wrestlers choose shoot videos as the perfect time to get hosed up to where you can't even understand what they are saying? They can't stay sober enough to talk for the two or three hours it takes to film? Almost every shoot is the same way - the dudes are hosed up and rambling the least interesting poo poo possible.

Raven usually eats during shoots.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Mr. Carlisle posted:

Why do wrestlers choose shoot videos as the perfect time to get hosed up to where you can't even understand what they are saying? They can't stay sober enough to talk for the two or three hours it takes to film? Almost every shoot is the same way - the dudes are hosed up and rambling the least interesting poo poo possible.

What is Nash even crying about? Waltman overdosing?

It's kinda like Jersey Shore or Real World. The producers have booze/drugs on hand to get these guys drunk as poo poo so that they do exactly what everyone wants to see them do.

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet
I have found the new best thing:

Documania 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnwENNODWvI

Documania 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHWJdxz3wEE

Documania 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE61lWzneEM

Documania 4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG8eVb1VbMM

Documania 5 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUogvwDOMSQ

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

DMPunk posted:

Raven usually eats during everything.

Fixed - dude eats a LOT.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


This is like that Red Letter Media Star Wars Episode 1 review but with wrestling.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
That was actually funny.

The last part of the last video...:drat:

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC8L9NIpZ5w

Alex Riley goes from stooge to main eventer for anyone that missed it.

Edit: Didn't notice it the first time but Riley grabs Cole and says "This interview isn't over! Why don't we make it a sit-down?" before tossing Cole to the mat. That's pretty drat funny.

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 15:23 on May 31, 2011

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry


Salad Prong
[quote="whatsabattle"]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9cYEHFwwM0

Gotta love insanely rich people bitching about the minutia of minor front end damage on their expensive vehicles...poor lil guys

Merlot Brougham fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jun 1, 2011

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
All I heard was a lot of angry honking with some brief Macho Man.

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iFIFtO-Mg

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Merlot Brougham posted:

[quote="whatsabattle"]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9cYEHFwwM0

Gotta love insanely rich people bitching about the minutia of minor front end damage on their expensive vehicles...poor lil guys

You know Drew, it takes all kinds.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
3 goons in masks review Wrestling Road Diaries DVD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUB9stGyuDM

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.
Someone made a more accurate opening video for Superstars, and it's pretty good!

http://youtu.be/FSrrZB1t9QE

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Happy Happyist posted:

Someone made a more accurate opening video for Superstars, and it's pretty good!

http://youtu.be/FSrrZB1t9QE

drat, that was pretty well done.

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

Happy Happyist posted:

Someone made a more accurate opening video for Superstars, and it's pretty good!

http://youtu.be/FSrrZB1t9QE

That makes me think I'd actually watch Superstars as a third brand, if it was treated as "the guys that aren't quite ready for the main brands / appeal to different fans than our target market, but we want to showcase anyway".

... I miss WWECW.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFYTsBRu3_I

Jesse Ventura talks about Randy Savage while looking like a crazy homeless man.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Jesse Ventura talks about Randy Savage while looking like a crazy homeless man.

Jesse looks like he chose poorly.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Jesse could clean himself up and look like the most bad-rear end politician to ever exist.

But Jesse don't give a poo poo. Why? Because he doesn't have to look bad-rear end.

He is bad-rear end.

(I'm almost positive Mike Haggar's look is based off of him when he was in Running Man)

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Lone Rogue posted:

Jesse could clean himself up and look like the most bad-rear end politician to ever exist.

But Jesse don't give a poo poo. Why? Because he doesn't have to look bad-rear end.

He is bad-rear end.

(I'm almost positive Mike Haggar's look is based off of him when he was in Running Man)

I always figured Haggar was based on Dan Severn.

servo106
Apr 26, 2006

Holy crap! How did Jesse Ventura turn into Dr. Emmett Brown?

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

servo106 posted:

Holy crap! How did Jesse Ventura turn into Dr. Emmett Brown?

Through the combination of getting old and not giving a gently caress. And like Dr. Brown, he's still pretty awesome despite also being totally insane.

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