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Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Kelly posted:



Just curious...has anyone else met anyone on the show? The bitch of it is I live in the NYC area!

I met Jackie years ago in the parking lot at a Stop & Shop in Patchogue. It was right after he left the show. I didnt get an autograph or anything. Just said something like "Hey jokeman! miss you on the show"
He gave me a "thanks man" and got into his Volvo.

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picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second
I saw Fred play with King Norris in a bar in West Caldwell, NJ. He wasn't a bad guitar player. He was actually charming and funny onstage. When he was offstage he was really quiet, barely said more than two or three words at a time.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Gary responds to "Howard has become a left wing shill. I remember when he used to be a true independent going after both sides." with: "That's an opinion" on twitter

Vakal
May 11, 2008
So this morning I woke up about an hour or so before my alarm was set to go off. After checking the time on the clock, I propped my head up by putting my arm behind it and promptly fell back to sleep

Cut to my alarm going off and me waking up to find I had no feeling at all in my arm above the elbow. Not just asleep, but completely numb.

Now I've slept on my arms before, but I've never had it go as bad as it did this time. Usually I can at least twitch a finger or so and get that weird, electrical sensation, but this time there was nothing . I had to use my other arm to pull it across my chest and it felt just like a corpse was touching me for 20 seconds before the feeling started to come back. A great way to start a a day.


Anyway, the point of this fascinating story is that I now have an idea of what it must be like for Jeff the Drunk to carry that dead arm of his around in that sling everyday. Having the choice, I would have gotten that thing sliced off and be done with it. There's no way I could stand to live with that permanently.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Millstone posted:

Gary responds to "Howard has become a left wing shill. I remember when he used to be a true independent going after both sides." with: "That's an opinion" on twitter

uhhh.... clearly that guy missed Howard's Tea Party-esque rants on taxes?



Anyway, The Jokeman performed at my college's Spring Fling back in 95. I've said this before, but here goes: his material is recycled poo poo, but the man knows how to work a room.

Then, again, 1 thousand drunken, screaming frat boys isn't that discerning of an audience. What got the biggest laughs were the racist jokes.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Squashy Nipples posted:

uhhh.... clearly that guy missed Howard's Tea Party-esque rants on taxes?



Anyway, The Jokeman performed at my college's Spring Fling back in 95. I've said this before, but here goes: his material is recycled poo poo, but the man knows how to work a room.

Then, again, 1 thousand drunken, screaming frat boys isn't that discerning of an audience. What got the biggest laughs were the racist jokes.

GIVE RODNEY A CHANCE, GIVE RODNEY A NUDDA CHAAAAANCE!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I met Gary at his hilariously underattended St. Pete book signing. Sadly, they cancelled the Killers of Comedy tour that was rolling through Florida a couple years back so I never got to verify what I've heard about how Beet smells.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.

Kelly posted:

Just curious...has anyone else met anyone on the show? The bitch of it is I live in the NYC area!

Nice, namedrop time. I've met Artie, Gary, Hein, Richard Christy, Sal, Beetlejuice, Iron Sheik, saw Fred perform, High Pitch Eric, KOAB, JD, Jason, Will, Benjy, Steve BRANDANO, Brian Phalen, Doug Goodstein, I think Scott the Engineer, Bubba, 50 Cent, Brett, Spice Boy... it helped getting to go to the Howard Stern Film Festival and chatting everyone up as they came outside to get air, plus getting backstage/after parties to a couple Killers of Comedy shows.

burmart
Sep 14, 2002

10,000 Cunts

Szyznyk posted:

I met Gary at his hilariously underattended St. Pete book signing. Sadly, they cancelled the Killers of Comedy tour that was rolling through Florida a couple years back so I never got to verify what I've heard about how Beet smells.

Do we even have a book store in St. Pete? I mean, there's the one out by the Tyrone mall, but I'm not going out there.

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second

Qaz Kwaz posted:

Nice, namedrop time. I've met Artie, Gary, Hein, Richard Christy, Sal, Beetlejuice, Iron Sheik, saw Fred perform, High Pitch Eric, KOAB, JD, Jason, Will, Benjy, Steve BRANDANO, Brian Phalen, Doug Goodstein, I think Scott the Engineer, Bubba, 50 Cent, Brett, Spice Boy... it helped getting to go to the Howard Stern Film Festival and chatting everyone up as they came outside to get air, plus getting backstage/after parties to a couple Killers of Comedy shows.

Oh crap, I forgot -- I actually did meet Artie and High Pitch Eric at the same time. I can't believe I forgot about that!

Artie was doing a DVD signing at a big local store and I got to hang out with Artie for a bit. This was when he was around 300 pounds; he was wearing a dress shirt & sweatpants, poor guy. Artie was surprisingly funny and friendly, but he had this look like he was hungover and just wanted to go to bed. (which was probably true.) High Pitch turned up and I talked to him for a bit; he was as fat as Artie but a lot taller than I expected. When he talked those spit strings kept forming between his upper & lower teeth. It was pretty horrendous.

I saw Richard from afar at Union Pool Hall in Brooklyn 3 years ago, I think that's the bar where he met his fiancee. He was surrounded by fans and friends so I didn't say anything to him.

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.
My two favorite Stern people encounters were Beet grabbing a Heineken, ripping it open with his gross hand, offering it to my friend, he passed, then I grabbed it and cheers'd. Also buying for and drinking a beer with Richard Christy was great. That guy is the real deal.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Qaz Kwaz posted:

plus getting backstage/after parties to a couple Killers of Comedy shows.

Oh, so you had an eightball on you?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
And a bottle of bleu cheese dressing.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Was it Artie who called those guys the "Hack Pack?"

best nickname ever


edit : nice thanks man VVv

chiz fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jun 4, 2011

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Yes and Shuli bitched about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWEjpm1PLJE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAIdpHEdOYo

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Ugh, all that does is remind me how disingenuous and passive aggressive Artie was. He could dish it out and never take it.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007

Former Human posted:

Ugh, all that does is remind me how disingenuous and passive aggressive Artie was. He could dish it out and never take it.

That's a bad example. WAAAAAAAAAH! You called us the "Hack Pack!" WAAAAAAAAAH!

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Both sides in an argument can be wrong you know.

Artie had no problem calling his friends and co-workers hacks when he thought no one would pick up on it, but when they complained he got angrier and more condescending than anyone.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Former Human posted:

Ugh, all that does is remind me how disingenuous and passive aggressive Artie was. He could dish it out and never take it.

Yeah, it was always disappointing when Artie would pull that, he is normally good at giving it right back, I guess all the drugs made him tired and less witty. When they would hit an exposed nerve, he would explode!

But it makes sense, he isn't exactly the voice of reason and wise life choices.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Kelly posted:


Just curious...has anyone else met anyone on the show? The bitch of it is I live in the NYC area!

I haven't one of my best friends from high school works for a law firm that's in the Sirius building. He sees people from the show all the time but he never talks to them.

He was a huge Stern fan back in the day.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
Look, as a standup Artie was about on Levy's level as it was.

HOWever, he was really good on the show and as much as I stand by that, his standup really wasn't that great at all.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_tZfMdFnns

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Ha, the first few times they showed Robin she was laughing. Nice.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

That was linked here a couple pages ago :shobon:

I'm really hoping the girl playing Lisa G has a sex scene with Howard because you know whenever the show catches wind of this (if they haven't already) that would utterly crush her.

e: who's she supposed to be yelling at anyway? Gary? It's at 1:30

beep by grandpa fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jun 4, 2011

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
It's not gonna be truly accurate unless Sal and Richard gently caress.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

burmart posted:

Do we even have a book store in St. Pete? I mean, there's the one out by the Tyrone mall, but I'm not going out there.

It was at the very exclusive Scene night club, where Bubba spent the whole time looking pissed that nobody showed up. And Jesus Christ is Brent Hatley odd looking in person. I'm not sure where there's a book store in St Pete, since I typically only go there for Rays games.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

ChaosMonkey posted:

It's not gonna be truly accurate unless Sal and Richard gently caress.

Well they DID look one another in the eye longingly when the girl when down on Sal.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

AltronHGX posted:

That was linked here a couple pages ago :shobon

Whoops, didn't notice that!

Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"
I haven't listened to the show in a few months did they ever do that interview with Artie or make that Eric real doll?

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The doll was a bit and no on Artie.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

I'm loving buying this. I mean they even got Ronnie right and the mention of Lisa G making GBS threads at work. A mustbuy.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

chiz posted:

I'm loving buying this. I mean they even got Ronnie right and the mention of Lisa G making GBS threads at work. A mustbuy.

It's got to be harrible in the porn business with all the free porn on the internet, I mean, how do you make any money? And these bastards with the YouTube...
By the way, I was watching babysitter porn on YouPorn last night...

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

FogHelmut posted:

It's got to be harrible in the porn business with all the free porn on the internet, I mean, how do you make any money? And these bastards with the YouTube...
By the way, I was watching babysitter porn on YouPorn last night...

Pretty sure that a lot of porn companies put their own videos on Youporn, just edited down and with advertisements for their websites.

edit: but I totally agree, anyone who actually feels that they have to pay for porn now is doing themselves a disservice.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Chinook posted:

Pretty sure that a lot of porn companies put their own videos on Youporn, just edited down and with advertisements for their websites.

edit: but I totally agree, anyone who actually feels that they have to pay for porn now is doing themselves a disservice.

The pay sites usually have 720p or higher versions of the videos.

That level of detail on hardcore porn can be... interesting at times.

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

Vakal posted:

The pay sites usually have 720p or higher versions of the videos.

That level of detail on hardcore porn can be... interesting at times.

Or upsetting.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ether Frenzy posted:

I gotta say I pictured Robin's boat as being bigger than that. That's a glorified ski boat, I was picturing more of a mini-yacht.

Can Robin swim, yet? That always struck me as hilarious. Here is a person getting jet-skis and a boat. But no swimming lessons?

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

:laffo: Sal & Richard banging a terminal chick, Benjy & Ronnie harassing a female guest in the back office, Lisa G complaining about the 'takes shits at work' song- this is loving fantastic.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Hah, that is great! This is something I bet Lisa G would get very offended at.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Nobody expects perfect casting in a porno parody, but is the guy playing Sal Filipino?

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Howard Stern:

thought I was the biggest monster but I guess gayle is a bigger little monster Rt @MizQue: How come Gayle King got Lady Gaga, not you?”

Howard laying out the burns before the show tomorrow. I wonder how neurotic he became after the WHO's report on cell phones and radiation. He'll be back to using a Rolodex and rotary phones.

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