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crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeuQqZsR7O8

Episode 12 of Claudio's Cafe

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Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.
http://youtu.be/_Wrh8j3LUkQ

Trent Barreta is very focused on his match.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Perry Normal posted:

I always figured Haggar was based on Dan Severn.

Don Frye, most people can't tell the difference either.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

Don Frye, most people can't tell the difference either.

Yeah, I saw this when I GIS'd Hagger.

But then I looked at Frye's wikipedia, did anyone know who he was in 1989 when Final Fight came out?

Rankine Over Gash
Feb 18, 2010

We had our meetings in a room with a bar and Brian Clough said to me "Millsy, get the beers in and get yourself a Guinness". I told him I didn't drink. He said "Get yourself a fucking Guinness" so I did. I drank it, pulled a face and then he named me in the team. I never said no again.

keveh posted:

You've never seen a Royal Rumble like this before!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRqYPYIyYC4

I cried with laughter at that. That is absolutely hilarious.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rankine Over Gash posted:

I cried with laughter at that. That is absolutely hilarious.

He's just adding a little vibrancy to the Underatker's lunatic apron running.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOIoq5ZqsQ

Scott Hall stumbling into a ring once again last night :(

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

He still uses the Wolfpac theme? That's...sad.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Saint Jimmy posted:

He still uses the Wolfpac theme? That's...sad.

Everything about Scott Hall nowadays is incredibly sad.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Why would ANY promotor book Scott Hall? I mean, how stupid do you have to be to think "Well, he was a bumbling drunk the other times, but he will be ok for my show!".

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I think they're just exploiting the train-wreck factor until he ends up dead.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Mr. Carlisle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOIoq5ZqsQ

Scott Hall stumbling into a ring once again last night :(

I didn't watch the whole thing, because I'm not watching an eleven minute Scott Hall promo in 2011, but he at least is coherent here. Walks (stumbles) out on his own accord and while he does need a little assistance getting onto the apron, it's not like he was being propped up while in the ring. And the bits of speech I heard weren't slurred or anything.

So, at least that one show a while back was just a scare and COULD have truly been due to his actual medication.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Phenix Rising posted:

So, at least that one show a while back was just a scare and COULD have truly been due to his actual medication.

Come on

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet

Phenix Rising posted:

I didn't watch the whole thing, because I'm not watching an eleven minute Scott Hall promo in 2011, but he at least is coherent here. Walks (stumbles) out on his own accord and while he does need a little assistance getting onto the apron, it's not like he was being propped up while in the ring. And the bits of speech I heard weren't slurred or anything.

So, at least that one show a while back was just a scare and COULD have truly been due to his actual medication.

Or maybe rehab worked...until his next inevitable relapse.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

DMPunk posted:

Why would ANY promotor book Scott Hall? I mean, how stupid do you have to be to think "Well, he was a bumbling drunk the other times, but he will be ok for my show!".
There's a lot of people that attend local shows that don't know anything about his situation and would just be super happy to see him in person. So they buy a couple of tickets and bring their family to get out of the house for a few hours.

Then he shows up bumbling down the aisle and physically incapable of signing autographs and they probably don't know what the gently caress.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Korak posted:

There's a lot of people that attend local shows that don't know anything about his situation and would just be super happy to see him in person. So they buy a couple of tickets and bring their family to get out of the house for a few hours.

Then he shows up bumbling down the aisle and physically incapable of signing autographs and they probably don't know what the gently caress.

Yeah, but thats no excuse for the booker of some local fed to book Scott Hall. You'd think Hall would tell anyone calling him "You will regret booking me." But, he probably needs the money, so...

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Korak posted:

There's a lot of people that attend local shows that don't know anything about his situation and would just be super happy to see him in person. So they buy a couple of tickets and bring their family to get out of the house for a few hours.

Then he shows up bumbling down the aisle and physically incapable of signing autographs and they probably don't know what the gently caress.

Guys like Hall and Jake Roberts need to get out of wrestling and stay out if they ever want to get clean - the road is a horrible place for people trying to clean up. Sadly, I don't think either man has enough options left to tear themselves away.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

I'd book Scott Hall. Just think of the publicity if you win the Scott Hall Lotto and he actually dies in your ring!

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Come on

Look, I'm not Scott Hall apologist or anything, but he was WAY hosed up at that other show beyond anything I've ever seen before. I'd be willing to give the benefit of the doubt to him there. He's hosed himself up beyond repair and looks like a mess 99% of the time, but he was at least a functional mess in this recent video. Dude just looked zonked out of his mind in the other one.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Can WWE please sign Kana?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSUbeKw_H88

I want a Kana vs Kane match please.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Hirams Bitch posted:

I'd book Scott Hall. Just think of the publicity if you win the Scott Hall Lotto and he actually dies in your ring!

I'm gonna have to agree with this, as much as it's admittedly disgusting.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!

DMPunk posted:

Can WWE please sign Kana?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSUbeKw_H88

I want a Kana vs Kane match please.

Is she the one in that group with the Shirai sisters in Tajiris' promotion? If so, sign them all!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DMPunk posted:

Can WWE please sign Kana?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSUbeKw_H88

I want a Kana vs Kane match please.

I, on the other hand, never want to see another Kane match ever again.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Elbows, hard kicks and rear end based offense.

Promising future for that girl. :D

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
How Matt Hardy gets rid of his garbage. (Spoiler: It shows how much of a redneck he is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQjG1NbIhE

It also shows how much he really eats. And how the South is so dirty.

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Jun 6, 2011

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDbE9kFUkw

British Bulldogs beating the poo poo out of Mick Foley.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

DarkstarIV posted:

How Matt Hardy gets rid of his garbage. (Spoiler: It shows how much of a redneck he is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQjG1NbIhE

It also shows how much he really eats. And how the South is so dirty.

Diet pepsi Matt? I mean what's the point?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

DarkstarIV posted:

How Matt Hardy gets rid of his garbage. (Spoiler: It shows how much of a redneck he is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQjG1NbIhE

It also shows how much he really eats. And how the South is so dirty.

gently caress you, environment.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Scott Hall is going to be at Gathering of the Juggalos this year. He is going to die there. I can just feel it.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

LordPants posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDbE9kFUkw

British Bulldogs beating the poo poo out of Mick Foley.

Wow, he wasn't kidding in his first book. That lariat by Dynamite was meant to hurt him.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
That match is pretty appalling. Thornton had some nice exchanges but was clearly at a disadvantage, Davey Boy roughs up Foley but doesn't really stiff him from what I can tell, and Dynamite just beats the piss out of him.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST

Saint Jimmy posted:

Scott Hall is going to be at Gathering of the Juggalos this year. He is going to die there. I can just feel it.
If the Wrestling Death Toxx thread is still around put your money where you mouth is. :)

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Saint Jimmy posted:

Scott Hall is going to be at Gathering of the Juggalos this year. He is going to die there. I can just feel it.

Even Scott Hall deserves a more honorable death than that.

Meth Rollins
Jun 24, 2005

DarkstarIV posted:

How Matt Hardy gets rid of his garbage. (Spoiler: It shows how much of a redneck he is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQjG1NbIhE

It also shows how much he really eats. And how the South is so dirty.

gently caress him. I live in Cameron. We have trash collection.

E: And there's nothing in the water that causes us to play with tasers. Must be the meth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNN-lv9D_I

You'd think a man with multiple million dollar bank accounts would have better ways to spend his time.

Meth Rollins fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jun 7, 2011

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

DarkstarIV posted:

How Matt Hardy gets rid of his garbage. (Spoiler: It shows how much of a redneck he is)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQjG1NbIhE

It also shows how much he really eats. And how the South is so dirty.
So this is what The Rock means when he calls people 'white trash'....

I like that he says he'll burn paper and cardboard ('silly stuff') but then recommends we recycle glass and aluminum...

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
I have no words....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNN-lv9D_I

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Convincing your girlfriend it's a good idea to get hit with a stun gun by your drugged up brother is probably normal at the Hardy camp.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Perigryn posted:

I have no words....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTNN-lv9D_I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW0DJFRN7ts&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

Now he had to take that video down, because people left to many hateful comments but in reality its because his dumbass brother who had been sober for months decided he would do a bunch of shots and tase people and wont help his court case when that finally happens

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
I knew he'd do that...so I saved it for posterity.

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