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Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

Shaggar posted:

yo most of us like dogs and i had a dog as a kid and she owned but dogs require lots of maintenance and plenty of outdoor space. As a goon i am lazy and as a dog liker i couldnt in good conscience keep a dog in my condo.

if i had a backyard id get a dog but basically gently caress everyone who buys a dog and lives in an apt OR ALTERNATIVELY owns a tiny dog, those things aren`t dogs

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:11

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Kirk posted:

if i had a backyard id get a dog but basically gently caress everyone who buys a dog and lives in an apt OR ALTERNATIVELY owns a tiny dog, those things aren`t dogs

ya, this

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:12

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

Oh my new house came with a dog, her name is Lola and she's an old black lab. She's a good dog. If you want a picture just think about a black lab, that's Lola

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:13

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

tbh tho if you could get cats as big as dogs i probably would get one

cats that cost $5000 don't count

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:14

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

iunno, i dont think id trust a 50 pound cat to not try to eat me

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:15

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

thats the beauty of it

every day is a fight for survival

every day you gain a few more scars, and a few more scraps of knowledge on how to stay alive

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:17

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Warren G. Farting posted:

i don't understand why people don't like dogs but like cats it's like you're broken on the inside or something

I love dogges and would totally own one but I am out of the goddamned house so much being busy that I wouldn't be able to spend the time you need to with said pooch, and there is no way in hell I'm going to do that to a dogge.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:17

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

MachDecimal posted:

is the spray bottle for the catte?

sort of. it doesn't really work. my cats are pretty dumb.

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:25

CaptainMeatpants: Jun 1, 2010

more pictures of a cat because cats are great

not actually sure where he got that nickel from

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:30

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

Kirk posted:

tbh tho if you could get cats as big as dogs i probably would get one

cats that cost $5000 don't count

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maine_Coon

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:30

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

i mean like german shepherd sized

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:33

Brett824: Mar 30, 2009; I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem or use the arrogance as the steam to follow my dream

Kirk posted:

i mean like german shepherd sized

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_panther

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:37

Slack Motherfucker: Aug 16, 2005; Pillbug

heres Tyche, being weird:

heres Aster, being insolent:

heres both of them, all tuckered out after a long hard day of sitting on the bed:

# ? Jun 9, 2011 18:38

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Dogs tear up your poo poo
Dogs smell disgusting
Dogs poo poo and piss everywhere
Did I mention the making GBS threads and pissing and ruining your stuff?

but cattes... now cattes on the other hand.

My catte curls up on my chest and nappes :3

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:03

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Armadillos! posted:

Dogs tear up your poo poo
Dogs smell disgusting
Dogs poo poo and piss everywhere
Did I mention the making GBS threads and pissing and ruining your stuff?

but cattes... now cattes on the other hand.

My catte curls up on my chest and nappes :3

not to forget that doggenippe = roadkill and poop

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:10

Slack Motherfucker: Aug 16, 2005; Pillbug

i really like dogs, in principle, but as someone in this thread (i think) once said, i refuse to own a pet that can't take a poo poo without my assistance

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:27

Boner Buffet: Feb 16, 2006

isn't cat pee worse than all bad dog smells combined and also destroys your hardwood floors?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:27

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

if your a bad caretaker of your cate and make it pee on the floor i guess

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:34

Slack Motherfucker: Aug 16, 2005; Pillbug

Sneaking Mission posted:

if your a bad caretaker of your cate and make it pee on the floor i guess

seconded, ive never had my cats piss outside the box, my cats are great :3:

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:37

gnrk: Apr 1, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

gnrk fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Jun 9, 2011

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:39

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Kirk posted:

tbh tho if you could get cats as big as dogs i probably would get one

cats that cost $5000 don't count

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uzPiIn8onE

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:53

relative_q: Sep 9, 2008; shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga

Slack Motherfucker posted:

i really like dogs, in principle, but as someone in this thread (i think) once said, i refuse to own a pet that can't take a poo poo without my assistance

that was me

# ? Jun 9, 2011 19:57

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

dee eight posted:

not to forget that doggenippe = roadkill and poop

cattenippe best nippe

# ? Jun 9, 2011 20:20

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

dogs don't need dognip because dogs are naturally excited to see people and play with them, unlike cats who need mad enticement

at least good dogges are happy to see you

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:08

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

gnrk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

ahahhahahhahahahhahah holy poo poo lmfao

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:12

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

i seriously wanna go on a date with her and just keep bringing up cats and making her cry over and over again until she completely dehydrates

yeah im into some kinky stuff what can i say

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:18

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

gnrk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

fake and gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:23

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

much like your dads

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:29

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

my dads are very genuine, earnest people. gently caress u

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:31

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

Kirk posted:

my dads are very genuine, earnest people. gently caress u

one of your dads is ernest?????

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:34

johndis: Jun 23, 2009; by Ozmaugh

Ernest Gets Gay Married

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:34

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

do you take my hand, Vern?

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:35

Abandon: Nov 23, 2006

johndis posted:

ahahhahahhahahahhahah holy poo poo lmfao

http://youtubedoubler.com/PqO

# ? Jun 9, 2011 21:38

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

gnrk posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTTwcCVajAc

would

# ? Jun 9, 2011 23:56

Kirk: Sep 22, 2003

dress u dilznick up as a cat

# ? Jun 10, 2011 00:23

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

rotor posted:

may wanna feed em first

did i do this rite

kitten didnt eat anything :ohdear:

# ? Jun 10, 2011 00:46

MachDecimal: Aug 14, 2009

JawnV6 posted:

did i do this rite

kitten didnt eat anything

The kitten is probably not weaned yet, that's why. The mom is gonna feed him/her.

Let me add that it would be extremely cool if you kept both cats, took them to a vet etc.

Good luck and congrats

# ? Jun 10, 2011 01:44