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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Holy crap, I didn't realize just how bad the dutch defending was..



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GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqsgQLRezKU

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
screamer

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
dives at around 17 secs :rolleyes:

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Where does the net appear from between the wide shot of him running up the pitch and actually scoring?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



I'm d'awwing like a retard here. :3:

Mr. Bonkers
Sep 21, 2006

You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
he passed baggio in serie a goals, hopefully this won't be his last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkkQByX1XRo

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

I like all of these goals because a dude from MY TEAM made them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EihX5LypVzw

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Here are the 39 goals that Mario Gomez scored in this seasons 45 Bundesliga-, DFB-Cup and CL-matches for Bayern Munich .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHMyoJ8kOys

Striker Of The Year™

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I have never seen Mario Gomez have a good game

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Draxler sure is a technically gifted individual.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_6cyxZ7oz8

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Paperhouse posted:

I have never seen Mario Gomez have a good game

oh god... just imagine... the day he finally has a good game :aaa:

Argyle
Jun 7, 2001

Muffed a free kick? No problem!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2pnDVRzG8s&feature=player_detailpage#t=13s

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Here's a bunch of goals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l45_pOMwzqM

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHNqe6qOcU&feature=youtu.be

Paulo Sergio for Robbery-BU.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3DeqELS8A&feature=player_embedded

Penalty-shootout after a play-off game for promotion to the Italian sixth league.

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

Incredible goal by Jamaica the other day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLi3h1Rcqk0

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

csidle posted:

Incredible goal by Jamaica the other day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLi3h1Rcqk0

aha thats so cheeky

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

A veritable bevy of fantastic goals from around Europe this season are linked in the Guardians European Goal of the Season Poll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA

I think its been posted, but this is my personal favorite

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Healbot posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3DeqELS8A&feature=player_embedded

Penalty-shootout after a play-off game for promotion to the Italian sixth league.

This is now my all time favorite goal.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

GutBomb posted:

This is now my all time favorite goal.

Hahaha, I swear someone posted a similar one here recently, keeper celebrated too early and it rolled back in somehow. Hilarious.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

NattyBo posted:

Hahaha, I swear someone posted a similar one here recently, keeper celebrated too early and it rolled back in somehow. Hilarious.

Yeah, it happened in the middle east somewhere. Mickolution mentioned it earlier.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


GravityDaemon posted:

Yeah, it happened in the middle east somewhere. Mickolution mentioned it earlier.
africa, specifically, moroccan side FAR Rabat and Khalid Askri although the italian one's better imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyRk-5zTXKM

Bubble-T
Dec 26, 2004

You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before.
The italian one is so good because it takes ages for even the striker to notice.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Bubble-T posted:

The italian one is so good because it takes ages for even the striker to notice.

I like it so much because at one second the guy's agonizing over single-handedly keeping his team from promotion and the elation of the goalie about being promoted and the next second the roles are reversed all because of a funny bounce.

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.

Raightning posted:

africa, specifically, moroccan side FAR Rabat and Khalid Askri although the italian one's better imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyRk-5zTXKM

Ahahaha Khalid Asrkri did another thing recently too, and then freaks out and runs away I guess? :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5YA3exiu8I

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv82TESa5WM

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

@Nymphibious Dennis Rodman would've fished out the ball before it landed in the net.

spanishprisoner 1 second ago

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsnQxdPhskI

Saw this version earlier. What the gently caress is wrong with you, America?

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

"c0burn" posted:

[video type="youtube"]RsnQxdPhskI[/video]

Saw this version earlier. What the gently caress is wrong with you, America?
What does America have to do with that?

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


TomSellek posted:

What does America have to do with that?

Only that gigantic 'goals conceded by minute' graphic plastering half the screen.

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

"Healbot" posted:

Only that gigantic 'goals conceded by minute' graphic plastering half the screen.
And that involves America how?

Blimpkin
Dec 28, 2003

TomSellek posted:

And that involves America how?

STATS, m'boy, we need more STATS, STAT.

e: to be more clear, American sports tend to be slower and thus, you can display stats along a portion of the screen for sometime.

such things have no place in soccer, and thus, America.

Klay
Oct 29, 2008
I'm sure by "American" he meant the United States. Except what he didn't realize is that TSN, the network that broadcast that clip, is Canadian.

He still may be technically correct as Canada is part of North "America". Doesn't make him any less of an unoriginal twat though.

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

"Klay" posted:

I'm sure by "American" he meant the United States. Except what he didn't realize is that TSN, the network that broadcast that clip, is Canadian.

He still may be technically correct as Canada is part of North "America". Doesn't make him any less of an unoriginal twat though.
I wanted to see how many more people would go on not realizing TSN was Canadian :D

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

TomSellek posted:

I wanted to see how many more people would go on not realizing TSN was Canadian :D

So you were counting? It's just all about the stats with you North Americans :rolleyes:

TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

"kcer" posted:

So you were counting? It's just all about the stats with you North Americans :rolleyes:
I counted 3 high-horse mountings. An above-average pace

calcio
May 7, 2007

No Totti No party

c0burn posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsnQxdPhskI

Saw this version earlier. What the gently caress is wrong with you, America?
loving stupid scousers, it's a Canadian broadcast and maybe if you guys pulled your heads out of the 1960's you'd stop being a dinosaur of a country and compete on the international level.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

calcio posted:

loving stupid scousers, it's a Canadian broadcast and maybe if you guys pulled your heads out of the 1960's you'd stop being a dinosaur of a country and compete on the international level.

It's hardly surprising that he thought it was American, I've seen ESPN do retarded poo poo like in that link plenty of times.

Maybe if the States stopped trying to bastardize the game the could beat the likes of Panama

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TomSellek
Jan 31, 2008
Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.
I don't think the Panama loss can be blamed on in-game graphics

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