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ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-
Babby booey was such a beautiful baby:

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Skitz posted:

Paraphrased:"I want to retire, but I don't have the balls! My hope is that if I just make the show as boring as possible, you guys will stop listening and I can just fade away."
--Howard Stern, 1999 (to a caller complaining about Howard spending drive time talking to Elephant Boy)

Actually that was 1995 I thought.

And I'm listening to the 01-22-07 show, and rear end Napkin Ed called in as just Eddie - he's trying to stick up for the fraud 'psychic' Sylvia Brown. Wonder how many times he had already called in before he came up with a memorable enough schtick to catch a nickname.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Kelly posted:


I've been listening to O&A a lot more - though they have just had a very eventful week or so. Lots of times their show is uneven as well.


I've been trying to get into the Adam Carolla shows and it's a lot better now that the audio quality has improved. The last time I tried listening it sounds like he was recording into a rusty tin can.

It's still hit and miss though. I don't really care much for the episodes when he has the female co-host on, she's not really funny and just gets in Adam's way. But that seems to be a trend with all radio comedy shows that have women on them.

Adam's interview with Albert Brooks is a must listen though.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004




I didn't want to leave the post blank but I can only muster laughter. I can't remember if this was posted before or not, but Lisa G's yfrog account is just pure entertainment.

Shes Not Impressed fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jun 10, 2011

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Shes Not Impressed posted:



I didn't want to leave the post blank but I can only muster laughter. I can't remember if this was posted before or not, but Lisa G's yfrog account is just pure entertainment.

All women over 40 that are single and childless are broken human beings.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Shes Not Impressed posted:



I didn't want to leave the post blank but I can only muster laughter. I can't remember if this was posted before or not, but Lisa G's yfrog account is just pure entertainment.

I don't get it.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Smeep posted:

I don't get it.

try pointing out some minor detail and focusing on that.

But it's just goofy teeth faces from both of them, nothing huge, just corny if you know them.

Lisa also looks a little like a confused bird.

beergod
Nov 1, 2004
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF YOUR UGLY FUCKING KIDS YOU DIPSHIT
The 1 less day every other week (or so) makes such a huge difference. It feels like theres no show left at all.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I canceled my online streaming, now just waiting until my regular service runs out.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

beergod posted:

The 1 less day every other week (or so) makes such a huge difference. It feels like theres no show left at all.

See, I'm actually enjoying the "This day in Howard History" and the Stern shuffle so much that I don't mind it at all. I'm loving these old bits. Listening to 1982 Howard is weird and compelling as hell.

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

I'm also finding that I like the Howard Stern shuffle more than the current show. I went through Too Fat To Fish audio book last week and the addiction saga. Man, I don't know how Artie is still alive.

TheLakers
Dec 1, 2007

Please ask me about my mutilated genitals, and belief in faith healing.
Yeah I'm in the middle of listening to the Get John's Job saga and I didn't even feel like listening to the new show this morning..


Cabbie calling somebody "Dick-neck" > 3 day weeks.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

TheLakers posted:

Cabbie calling somebody "Dick-neck" > 3 day weeks.

"Guess the 'Nese"

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP
I think I heard Howard say today that Paris Hilton and her mother were going to call in tomorrow. Could be pretty interesting, Howard has talked a ton of poo poo about her. If she actually does call in I hope Fred does the "that's huge" drop

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Streebs posted:

I think I heard Howard say today that Paris Hilton and her mother were going to call in tomorrow. Could be pretty interesting, Howard has talked a ton of poo poo about her. If she actually does call in I hope Fred does the "that's huge" drop

"She is a vomit."

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
He's had Paris Hilton's mom on before. 2006 I think, when she was in a stupid fued with her reality TV friend. It was an incredibly boring interview, with Howard asking "Well aren't you embarrassed, do you feel you went wrong" and such and Mrs. Hilton going "She's just like any other girl, she calls me up crying sometimes because of the mean things they say in public" bla bla bla.


I'm going from 2000-2008 in chronological order and am just nearing the end of 2006 ok.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
I went back over the weekend and started listening to the Eric the Midget Chronicles from the beginning again. That little rear end in a top hat goes from zero to fuckface in no time; his first angry email was something like four or five calls in.

"Hello, Gary."

And Howard mentions sending him to the Bunny Ranch like three calls in. It's so amazing to listen to these knowing how things turn out.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
^^^^ It's transcendant.



Holy Calamity! posted:

He's had Paris Hilton's mom on before. 2006 I think, when she was in a stupid fued with her reality TV friend. It was an incredibly boring interview, with Howard asking "Well aren't you embarrassed, do you feel you went wrong" and such and Mrs. Hilton going "She's just like any other girl, she calls me up crying sometimes because of the mean things they say in public" bla bla bla.


I'm going from 2000-2008 in chronological order and am just nearing the end of 2006 ok.

Howard bitches out sometimes, but at this point I don't think he needs too, I mean why should he care?

chiz fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Jun 13, 2011

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

chiz posted:

^^^^ It's transcendant.


Howard bitches out sometimes, but at this point I don't think he needs too, I mean why should he care?

He might run into the Hilton parents at one of his Hamptons social gatherings. he will be in full rear end-kiss mode. "At least she earns her money" etc. etc.

Hope I'm wrong!

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Evil Agita posted:

He might run into the Hilton parents at one of his Hamptons social gatherings. he will be in full rear end-kiss mode. "At least she earns her money" etc. etc.

Hope I'm wrong!

Maybe they'll let Beth guest star on her reality show. It worked for Tyra.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


I don't have time to program my calendar!
*works 3 days a week*

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I don't have time to program my calendar!
*works 3 days a week*

Listen, I know that some people are going to defend that and say, "but he's old man!" but he sounded retarded this morning.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

Listen, I know that some people are going to defend that and say, "but he's old man!" but he sounded retarded this morning.

And like a baby when he just kept screaming over Gary's explanation.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
on the line for the black on black show, I want to know what king thinks of how the show is now versus how it was when Artie was on.

I've never heard him comment on it or the difference, I'm curious.

More than likely I won't get on though.

Any other questions guys?

edit; gently caress it, the line went dead and it's like ten of ten, I'm not gonna get on.

chiz fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jun 14, 2011

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Ohh good luck!

Was it tough to get through?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


chiz posted:

Any other questions guys?

Did he sniff his mom's feet at the funeral?

Okay that's being really mean.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
^^^^haha I would have! but then I'd get the "cmon man, cmon....you be hosed up..NEXT CALLER"

Kelly posted:

Ohh good luck!

Was it tough to get through?

nah, first try actually, heh. Now it's just giving me a busy signal and junk. Beh.

chiz fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jun 14, 2011

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Mean but funny. I say you ask that. Let us know how it goes!

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Has Stern talked about the fact that a Stern porn parody is being made? They have to be aware of it by now.

Corb3t fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jun 14, 2011

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

chiz posted:



edit; gently caress it, the line went dead and it's like ten of ten, I'm not gonna get on.

what does this mean? 10 before 10? 10 after 10? wtf

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Millstone posted:

what does this mean? 10 before 10? 10 after 10? wtf

9:50

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Anyone else with thrilling stories about almost but not really getting to call into a radio show to complain about something apropos of nothing said on what the current radio show is discussing, please check in here.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

DangerDummy! posted:

Anyone else with thrilling stories about almost but not really getting to call into a radio show to complain about something apropos of nothing said on what the current radio show is discussing, please check in here.

I called in once after a 24 hour work out. It was from a staticy fm radio I had no business even receiving the Stern show. What happened is I got hung up on by Stuttering John because I was too astonished to come up with something to talk about.

Radio eventually faded and never got to hear it in that location again.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

DangerDummy! posted:

Anyone else with thrilling stories about almost but not really getting to call into a radio show to complain about something apropos of nothing said on what the current radio show is discussing, please check in here.

I kept trying to call a radio station as a little kid and this old lady kept answering and yelling at me because I didn't understand area codes yet.

scapulataf
Jul 18, 2007

by Ozmaugh

Corbet posted:

Has Stern talked about the fact that a Stern porn parody is being made? They have to be aware of it by now.

THats happened at least once before. I remember probably just before he left FM radio, they played clips from the "Howard Sperm show".

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

DangerDummy! posted:

Anyone else with thrilling stories about almost but not really getting to call into a radio show to complain about something apropos of nothing said on what the current radio show is discussing, please check in here.

my question was totally apropos!

I'm just a big KOAB fan and wanted to know what he thought of the show as of late, as far as entertainment value in his estimation.

:shobon:

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Millstone posted:

what does this mean? 10 before 10? 10 after 10? wtf

10 minutes times 10 cigarettes. How long is it every time I have a cigarette it's 10 minutes!

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I always forget that John Hein is this unlikable. He is a bit obsessed with his dislike of Burger King. He's such a....nerd. :sigh:

Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Jun 15, 2011

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
WTF is Hein talking about. Last time I checked, you could go into Burger King and order a combo by number.
He really is insane.
Oh and a burger from Sonic, Jack in the Box, or 5 guys owns any burger from Wendys, McD's or Burger King.

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Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

WTF is Hein talking about. Last time I checked, you could go into Burger King and order a combo by number.
He really is insane.
Oh and a burger from Sonic, Jack in the Box, or 5 guys owns any burger from Wendys, McD's or Burger King.

I get irrationally angry with him for eating the way he does. He's fat and has diabetes. He should not only eat better but be smart enough to not brag about how lovely he is eating. The way he is going, he won't be around much longer to monitor the internet access of his kids.

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