here are some goals i like

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Georges: Sep 12, 2007

Polidoro posted:

Great goal by a terrible player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X5gRSMK49w

El Loco Abreu is a botafogo legend man, come on. That goal is classic loco.

# ? Jun 13, 2011 06:30

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 00:38

the: Jul 18, 2004; by Cowcaster

TomSellek posted:

What does America have to do with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U

# ? Jun 13, 2011 07:28

TomSellek: Jan 31, 2008; Arrogant, dumb, meat headed and stubborn. Please disregard and move on.

the posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U

The world cup got great ratings here. And this video is NOT genuine.

# ? Jun 13, 2011 07:38

Polidoro: Jan 5, 2011; Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Georges posted:

El Loco Abreu is a botafogo legend man, come on. That goal is classic loco.

Yeah, I know he's good for Botafogo. I just wish he retired from the National Team. He's old and is taking space, he keeps getting called because Tabarez thinks he's good for the group.

This is Abreu at his finest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krZvO9lsBj8

# ? Jun 15, 2011 00:39

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

All 180 of Messi's goals for Barcelona, in 10 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6vnSgr2oNs

# ? Jun 15, 2011 04:18

good luck kitten: Aug 18, 2004; Tripping the light fantastic

Messi has this nice assist for Aguero against Albania last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGsidofRoU

# ? Jun 21, 2011 18:26

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Another nice MLS goal (same team as the last one ITT, even). Solid buildup, excellent finish:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz_iWWr8w40

# ? Jun 21, 2011 18:41

Ticallion Stallion: Jul 29, 2008; The Audacity Of Dope

Shorthanded free kick goal to win the match in the 90th minute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pr9jgrtM4

# ? Jun 21, 2011 19:44

tokenbrownguy: Apr 1, 2010

kaldas posted:

Messi has this nice assist for Aguero against Albania last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGsidofRoU

God the Argentina jerseys are so sexy. :allears:

I guess the goal was nice too.

# ? Jun 23, 2011 12:40

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

motherfucking Kanu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xFI0ZCOa4k

1999, must've been only 35-40 years when he did this.

# ? Jun 23, 2011 21:18

pintxo: Oct 22, 2010; by Ozmaugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbrL0S_9fI

lmao

# ? Jun 23, 2011 22:05

Alctel: Jan 16, 2004; I love snails

pintxo posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBbrL0S_9fI

lmao

Nice to see the upcoming crop of English keeps is as good as the current lot

# ? Jun 24, 2011 01:13

hackedaccount: Sep 28, 2009

This has to be a commercial or something. NSFW, nudity.

# ? Jun 24, 2011 22:26

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Spain's second goal in the U21 final today was a cracker:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWcbVyasEtc

# ? Jun 25, 2011 22:01

Tortilla Maker: Dec 13, 2005; Un Desmadre A Toda Madre

# ? Jun 26, 2011 15:56

s0meb0dy0: Feb 27, 2004; The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

Tortilla Maker posted:

Such an amazing goal (and horrible defense). I could watch this all day.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 16:27

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

I thought american goalkeepers were supposed to be good, where the gently caress's he going

# ? Jun 26, 2011 16:36

s0meb0dy0: Feb 27, 2004; The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

SteadfastMeat posted:

I thought american goalkeepers were supposed to be good, where the gently caress's he going

Tim Howard seemed pretty sloppy for most of that game. I remember one great save, and a few wtf moments that resulted in goals. There's that gio goal where he should have been on his feet earlier, and I recall one where he got caught watching the ball, completely flat-footed.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 16:52

SporkOfTruth: Sep 1, 2006; this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.

SteadfastMeat posted:

I thought american goalkeepers were supposed to be good, where the gently caress's he going

Stupidly trying to compensate for his incredibly poo poo defense.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 18:29

s0meb0dy0: Feb 27, 2004; The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

SporkOfTruth posted:

Stupidly trying to compensate for his incredibly poo poo defense.

This is true. Whoever number 13 is actually runs away from Gio rather than helping to shut him down.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 18:36

kcer: May 28, 2004; Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

That goal really annoyed me. He cut inside and tried to shoot loads in that game. Look how he never even looks up for a pass even though he knows Howard is well out. His little juggling with his feet is nothing but dumb luck as he tries desperately to get his shot away for the 10th time.

:goonsay:

# ? Jun 26, 2011 21:10

Johnny Mnemonic: Apr 8, 2007; Sudowoodo used woodhump! It's super-effective.

Tortilla Maker posted:

eurogoons this is a good representation of umnt's entire game

# ? Jun 26, 2011 21:15

the: Jul 18, 2004; by Cowcaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2naoSiNRQ1w

*has a timbers jersey :smug:

# ? Jul 5, 2011 04:34

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

This is my favorite soccer team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxSj8HJssK4

# ? Jul 5, 2011 10:08

Dan Hollis: Jun 16, 2006; Surprise!!!

XyrlocShammypants posted:

This is my favorite soccer team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxSj8HJssK4

The one thing I've noted about modern-day footballers (mainly goalkeepers) is how quick they are to throw teammates under the bus with public displays of disgust or disappointment (like covering face or putting hands on head). I don't like that at all, and it's becoming very prevalent in all leagues. Whatever happened to one for all and all for one?

# ? Jul 6, 2011 13:56

Big Black Dick: Mar 20, 2009

GolTV's best goals of the season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvm9LM8iGeo

# ? Jul 7, 2011 21:20

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

wayth posted:

GolTV's best goals of the season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvm9LM8iGeo

This is a great video. Even Litmanen is in it!

# ? Jul 7, 2011 21:31

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

wayth posted:

GolTV's best goals of the season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvm9LM8iGeo

youtube killed it, is it hosted anywhere else?

# ? Jul 8, 2011 02:42

a real peso shit: Jun 24, 2007; Can't post for 124 days!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkhkyIIRg8

# ? Jul 8, 2011 03:01

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

once again, mls proves its domination over the epl

also lol english goalkeepers. or welsh. same thing.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 13:31

JingleBells: Jan 7, 2007; Oh what fun it is to see the Harriers win away!

Azerban posted:

once again, mls proves its domination over the epl

also lol english goalkeepers. or welsh. same thing.

American

# ? Jul 13, 2011 13:53

Azerban: Oct 28, 2003

JingleBells posted:

American

now go back to wikipedia and read the words, not just look at the pictures

# ? Jul 13, 2011 13:56

Lazlow: Nov 30, 2004

Azerban posted:

once again, mls proves its domination over the epl

also lol english goalkeepers. or welsh. same thing.

you can tell by the shadows that the sun was most likely in his eyes, but still.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 16:22

belgend: Mar 6, 2008; me when The Club do another win

It's like West Brom's up until now second choice goalkeeper isn't that good go figure

# ? Jul 13, 2011 16:38

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

in honour of my av, Maradona ain't poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v935x9YTO-w

# ? Jul 14, 2011 11:32

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

This is my favorite soccer team

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxSj8HJssK4

What a horrible colour for the numbers on the shirts. You cant see them from distance at all.

# ? Jul 14, 2011 11:48

NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

Bhyo posted:

What a horrible colour for the numbers on the shirts. You cant see them from distance at all.

Yeah, those are the third kits this year. IMHO they'd do better with white numbers, and I wish they'd wear black shorts with the red shirts instead. I have the shirt without lettering and it looks great in person though.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 00:58