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Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars

FrancisYorkPatty posted:

While making out with a fine ladyfriend, she grabbed my junk.

;-* : "Holy poo poo."
:v: : "what? What's wrong?"
;-* : -pulls up waistband on sweatpants, looks at my junk-
;-* : gently caress you're big. Holy poo poo.

Now that's what I call a confidence booster :smug:

I'm now in a relationship with this person.

Makes me wish E/N had a bragging thread. :3:

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Lucky you, my girlfriend never commented on my...traits until AFTER we had started dating. Also your avatar has been cracking me up ever since I started watching the DP LP last week.

Speaking of manliness, the weather is really nice here (and not too hot) so after work I'm headed to the gym, after which I'm making burgers for dinner :fsn:

Diet Conan Doyle
Jan 15, 2010

Watch as I pluck the moon from the very sky!
.

Diet Conan Doyle has a new favorite as of 05:38 on May 1, 2014

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
I smell like a nickel :3
it is my favorite smell

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Yesterday I made up a really nice tarragon, mustard seed and tomato pasta sauce that turned out really well and today I made a Bearnaise sauce for the first time which also worked out great.

Cooking is fun.

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars

C-Euro posted:

Lucky you, my girlfriend never commented on my...traits until AFTER we had started dating. Also your avatar has been cracking me up ever since I started watching the DP LP last week.

Speaking of manliness, the weather is really nice here (and not too hot) so after work I'm headed to the gym, after which I'm making burgers for dinner :fsn:

Did I mention she's a nympho that loves giving head and gets off by public displays of affection? :smug:

gently caress I'm just going to start posting in this thread every time we talk about the things we enjoy about sex. Every conversation with her further cements her as the best girl, ever.

Case in point: My day was awesome today for above smug-filled sentence, and the fact that we've designated next Monday as the Silent Hill marathon day where we play through the first three games and the first half of Silent Hill 4.

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008
I've been pretty depressed this summer due to things not going well with my work. I closed my facebook account for lack of activity about a month before my birthday, knowing full well that people would probably forget without the automatic reminders.

I'd even forgotten myself that my birthday was coming up so I didn't see anything suspicious with going to a movie with my best friend and dinner later which he paid for with the excuse that he had leftover credit with both establishments that was about to expire anyways. Then the guy gives me the giant package he'd been lugging around in his car all day. A loving Wii in my favourite colour and a lineup of games, all of which I'd been eyeing for a long time but never bought due to financial troubles.

Best birthday ever.

Caitlin
Aug 18, 2006

When I die, if there is a heaven, I will spend eternity rolling around with a pile of kittens.

FrancisYorkPatty posted:

Did I mention she's a nympho that loves giving head and gets off by public displays of affection? :smug:

gently caress I'm just going to start posting in this thread every time we talk about the things we enjoy about sex. Every conversation with her further cements her as the best girl, ever.

Case in point: My day was awesome today for above smug-filled sentence, and the fact that we've designated next Monday as the Silent Hill marathon day where we play through the first three games and the first half of Silent Hill 4.

Just make sure you keep telling her how awesome she is if she'll make out with you before you're dating while you're rockin' sweatpants. :v:

You can look at my day as either awful or awesome. I've had a persistent toothache for the last 5 days or so and I finally was able to see a (new, not lovely) dentist and got a cavity taken care of. I need a lot more work done because insurance and being poor (:smith:) but at least I am working towards a not painful future. And she was really nice (:unsmith:). Also my boyfriend made me macaroni and cheese and we watched Step Up 3 because I was half numb for like 5 hours and grumpy. I love awful dance movies. It is truly my guilty pleasure.

Polite Tim
Sep 3, 2007
'insert witty Family Guy/ Futurama/ Simpsons/ Little fucking Britian etc quote here'
Two major things are happening to me right now:

I'm finally starting to do something about my hair loss, have started using Regaine foam, and am excited by the possibility of actually not looking like a Belgian Monk for the first time in seven years (alopecia at 16 is not great)

I've also just realised i'm about two weeks away from finishing my first grown up novel, which is an astonishing achievement for someone who has a terrible work ethic and short attention span.

BRB MAKIN BACON
Mar 22, 2007

I am Tuxedo Mask.
Russell Wilson, look into your heart and find the warrior within.
It is your destiny.

~:Seattle Seahawks:~
I've been really sick for about a week with a flu. I had my graduation ceremony for UW on Saturday where I threw up during the wait. I've been bed ridden the last few days. I feel broke, weak and depressed because I haven't been stacking chips, working out or having fun while ill. But then a cute Shawty that I've been meeting up with a while calls me today. Despite my protests and concerns over infecting her, the girl comes over with all sorts of dirty and confidence boosting things. She bring me spicy Thai soup which is my favorite sick food. She then rides my pony like a Ginuwine music video. The best part? She's running around on her bf because I'm "addicting" and "irresistable".

So yeah; I am feverish, snotty and coughing... yet still pimpin' large :smug:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I found a new way to vent my anger that doesn't involve posting on message boards or Twitter: karaoke singing. I may not be happy that the Bruins won the Stanley Cup, but at least I'm not letting it get me down. $2 a song is cheaper than therapy.

(The song I sang was "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit)

Mag-Lored
May 2, 2011
In late January, my shower was put out of commission when the pipe began to leak heavily inside the wall. This event having been a sudden, unpredictable non-emergency (I still had a working bathtub and was able to disconnect the problem section of pipe through the wall of the walk-in closet the day after I noticed it), it took some time to save for all the supplies I'd need to complete the repair work.

Once I had the wall torn out, I took the opportunity to replumb the entire bathroom in copper because the pipes were 30 year old pvc. Then I had to replace much of the drywall and use joint compound to cover the old texture and make all the walls and ceiling uniformly smooth. Skim-coat, sand, vacuum, sponge, skim-coat, repeat, etc., etc. A good friend helped me with the pipes and hanging the panels of purple wallboard, I did the taping and everything else alone.

I painted three weekends ago. Last weekend I reassembled the shower stall and waited a couple days for the liquid nails poo poo to dry. Yesterday I caulked everything. Today I cleaned the place up and before bed I've been able to take my first shower at home since February!

It's amazing how five months of twice-daily baths is still not enough to get me to like them. Baths totally suck rear end and now I don't have to take them anymore because I have a shower stall again. :qq:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
The motion sensor in my area of the building at work is out of wack. The lights keep randomly flashing on and off. It's been starting to give me a headache and my eyes really hurt.
Solution? Go down to supply, get a bunch of unassembled boxes and build a hobo roof. There's one light I can't block, but it's a hell of a lot better. Cozy, too. Plus I've got four moving boxes for when they finally fix that drat thing!

E: How I wish I could take pictures at work.

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006

Meow
I'm getting twice as much as I thought from unemployment! :toot:

Which means I can actually pay my bills! :toot::toot:

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

Today is my birthday! So I took the day off. Good timing too, because my boss found my resignation letter on her chair this morning.

So far I've hung out with my girl, treated myself to breakfast, and farted around on the Internet. Because it's Father's Day on Sunday, I will be around family this weekend. There's a kid part of me that keeps saying a birthday needs to be something amazing and noisy and probably involving pizza, but I am coming to find rest and time with good people is even nicer. Plus, I found out that my grandfather has helped us out for the future way more than I recalled, and I found a promising job lead that may ensure my kids don't work as hard as he apparently did.

Christe Eleison has a new favorite as of 22:29 on Jun 17, 2011

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
Industrial solvent to the face! :toot: I get the weekend off gently caress you overtime!

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

Industrial solvent to the face! :toot: I get the weekend off gently caress you overtime!

So what was it? Hopefully not MEK or something in that range.

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars
I came home, flopped down on the couch, and started stripping off my work clothes. I took off my suit jacket, tie, shoes, and pants, then decided I was too lazy to take off the rest since I was comfortable.

Then I realized I was wearing a white collared shirt, silk boxers, and socks.

I'm now sliding around my house listening to "Old Time Rock 'n' Roll"

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

sirbeefalot posted:

So what was it? Hopefully not MEK or something in that range.

From looking up the product, it was xylene, toluene, benzene and MIK. this stuff. poo poo got up my nose and in my mouth, I started spewing everywhere Now it's all I can smell/taste, and my stomach is still hosed six ways to sunday. On the plus side, two days off of work wooo.

e: after looking that all up I think I'm lucky to be alive holy poo poo

SeaGoatSupreme has a new favorite as of 04:13 on Jun 18, 2011

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


<3 He loves me.

Master J Plus
Apr 20, 2010

by Hand Knit
weed, sex, weed.

In that order.

Solid Cake
Jan 17, 2008

TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
SEND HELP!
Pillbug
I fed baby ducks some bread out of my hand at the park today! :3:

That thing I sent
May 27, 2010

I'm a Bro-ny!
Was talking to my brother on the phone like we do every week. I wished him a happy father's day, and he said "Awww thanks. Love you bye!" when we hung up. We're close but we rarely say love you, so it just made my whole day :3:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


I found out The Roots are coming to St. Louis for a show in August, despite Jimmy Fallon being a dick and making them stop touring. so god drat excited. :neckbeard:

I had tickets to see them a few years ago in Columbia, but for a reason I can't remember, I wasn't able to make it to the show. I thought I'd never get a chance to see them live after Jimmy Fallon hired them for his lame rear end talk show.

Dickweasel Alpha
Feb 8, 2011

Mod Secrets #614 - Experto Crede is the one who bought most of those frog avatars
I FOUND MY loving PASSPORT.

I'm taking off for Canada and I've been missing it for-loving-ever. I just found it today inside of an old laptop bag. My week has gone from "super stressed and making me about to pay $500 to get a replacement passport quick-shipped to me" to "hip-thrusting inappropriately at work out of excitement"

civilian.d
Sep 21, 2006

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
went to a good friend's wedding last night, slept in 'till 10.45 this morning, followed by wake n' bake, morning sex, bacon and hash browns for breakfast, and a relaxing afternoon with no plans.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

civilian.d posted:

went to a good friend's wedding last night, slept in 'till 10.45 this morning, followed by wake n' bake, morning sex, bacon and hash browns for breakfast, and a relaxing afternoon with no plans.

Man, if your avatar doesn't perfectly sum that day up...

Esmerelda
Dec 1, 2009
Big fat loving raise out of nowhere :dance:

Two Head Knight
Aug 8, 2008

Well, not with that attitude!
^^^ That's awesome about the raise!

I hit 100 e-books sold today, and managed to publish my 4th e-book on Amazon :toot:.

I've always wanted to be an author, and it feels awesome to be actively pursuing my goals instead of resigning myself to sitting in a cubicle for the next 40 years. Woot, woot!

I couldn't be happier about how my foray into indie publishing is going :3:.


e: spelling and stuff.

camgirl fangirl
Jan 17, 2008
EAT MORE
I landed a sweet new job where I make double what I did at my previous job, and which doesn't involve fast food and managers hovering over my rear end all the time :)

Tibor
Apr 29, 2009

Two Head Knight posted:

^^^ That's awesome about the raise!

I hit 100 e-books sold today, and managed to publish my 4th e-book on Amazon :toot:.

I've always wanted to be an author, and it feels awesome to be actively pursuing my goals instead of resigning myself to sitting in a cubicle for the next 40 years. Woot, woot!

I couldn't be happier about how my foray into indie publishing is going :3:.


e: spelling and stuff.

Got any links? Or an idea of what the books are about?

YHWH
May 17, 2011
:gb2gbs:

ASK ME ABOUT BUYING A PEANUTS AVATAR IN AN ATTEMPT TO PRETEND TO BE AN FYAD
Slept in until noon, watched some good anime, went for a nice walk, made some hamburgers, and read a bit more of James Joyce's Ulysses. I guess it was great because I could just relax and enjoy an easy day.

fineX, what's your new job? Don't leave us hangin', bro!

Two Head Knight
Aug 8, 2008

Well, not with that attitude!

Tibor posted:

Got any links? Or an idea of what the books are about?

Oh, sorry, yes!

Here's my Amazon author page: http://www.amazon.com/Rebecca-Knight/e/B004XK8NNE

And here's my Smashwords page (where you can get formats for all other e-readers): http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RebeccaKnight

Legacy of the Empress is an epic fantasy novel. Here's the description:

A dark magic spreads through the kingdom of Taleria, feeding off its people. The queen is corrupted, seduced by its evil promise. Princess Astrid, held prisoner in the castle by her mother for years, discovers a book of magic, and uses its power to escape.

The only way to save Taleria is to free the Empress of legend who banished the same dark magic centuries before. Astrid doesn't know the first thing about being a hero, much less journeying to the Crystal Fortress where the old woman is imprisoned. She's never been outside her mother's grasp, and now the queen's spies are hot on her heels.

Beautiful creatures twisted into monsters, uncertain allies, and the deadly mystery of the book she possesses are the least of Astrid's concerns. As she faces the darkness before her, she discovers that saving the land she loves may ultimately mean watching it burn.



I also have some short stories featuring a fairytale assassin named Veronica Grim. Basically, fairy tale villains are real, and this lady's the only one ballsy enough to take them out.

Thanks for letting me share :). It was a huge thing for me to hit that 100 mark.

Polite Tim
Sep 3, 2007
'insert witty Family Guy/ Futurama/ Simpsons/ Little fucking Britian etc quote here'
Congratulations, it's not easy writing a book, I should know, I just finished my first book this week. Now I have the arduous task of getting it published.

My day was awesome because I finally got past the horrendous bus escort section in Infamous and can actually enjoy playing the game again.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


I spent the entire evening sitting on the decking with the cat looking out over lake geneva and the French alps (as well as the less impressive Swiss hills) and listening to music. I tend to be depressed but this was one of those few days when I managed to just look out at the world and enjoy it and realised that I am lucky in many many ways.

Two Head Knight
Aug 8, 2008

Well, not with that attitude!

Polite Tim posted:

Congratulations, it's not easy writing a book, I should know, I just finished my first book this week. Now I have the arduous task of getting it published.

My day was awesome because I finally got past the horrendous bus escort section in Infamous and can actually enjoy playing the game again.

Rock on, Polite Tim! :v: Congrats on finishing your book, and good luck getting it published!

camgirl fangirl
Jan 17, 2008
EAT MORE

Archduke posted:


fineX, what's your new job? Don't leave us hangin', bro!

Sorry! I was so excited I didn't think to elaborate. I got a job as a tour guide for a government legislature building. The pay ($~17/hr) is really sweet for my education level (I finish high school next week) and experience (none to very little). I feel like I really lucked into the job earned it with my charisma :)

trigger9631
Nov 18, 2004

I love my ducks.
Just finished day 2 of an awesome job with awesome co-workers. Life is good!

Bogart
Apr 12, 2010

by VideoGames
Found the pair of sunglasses I thought I had lost in France. And goofed around all day, otherwise.

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
When talking to my therapist about my depression, he noticed some things that he thought indicated ADD and told my psych. My psych asked me some questions and then agreed. I'm now taking medicine for it, and holy crap, even though I never noticed I was focusing badly before, being able to focus on something for a long period of time is a godsend. Using this newly found ability to focus, while I was being driven home from a foot surgery today, I just looked straight ahead at the road the entire time, something I've never done before. Because I was focusing so intently on the road, I managed to stop the driver from running over a little herd of baby ducklings. :3:

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