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Tunnelman
Feb 28, 2010

aaag air flow
Had a girl dog once that peed like a boy. Was a good dog.

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ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

big, puffy catpants
pretty sure this was the style in 3rd grade
or at least that's what my mom let me believe

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
postin' my cat, Deeds

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

postin' my cat, Deeds



nice cat

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

deeds looks openly pleased to see you :)

post all deeds

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

cat butt on your envelopes

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

done dirt cheap

mrbucket
Nov 11, 2004

aaag armrest

flyboi posted:

so for pissing on the carpet gizmo will get to have solid gold tuna every day for who knows how long... she is a god drat princess

taurine (tons of it in tuna) is bad for cattes, so be warned!!!

Slack Motherfucker
Aug 16, 2005



Pillbug

mrbucket posted:

taurine (tons of it in tuna) is bad for cattes, so be warned!!!

i thought taurine was that thing that manufacturers have to put in cat food because cats need it to live? thats what wikipedia told me :ohdear:

here is my black tuxedo cat being weird:

Slack Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Jun 21, 2011

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
extreme close up:



evil deeds:



this cellphone cam sucks

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat


old pic

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

mrbucket posted:

taurine (tons of it in tuna) is bad for cattes, so be warned!!!

taurine is good for cattes moron it's mercury that's a problem


but it's solid gold wet cat food and it isn't entirely tuna and she only gets a tiny bit this poo poo is expensive i'm stretching each can out to 4 days

Taurine is an essential dietary requirement for feline health, since cats cannot synthesize the compound. The absence of taurine causes a cat's retina to slowly degenerate, causing eye problems and (eventually) irreversible blindness — a condition known as central retinal degeneration (CRD),[63][64] as well as hair loss and tooth decay. Decreased plasma taurine concentration has been demonstrated to be associated with feline dilated cardiomyopathy.[65] Unlike CRD, the condition is reversible with supplementation. Taurine is now a requirement of the Association of American Feed Control Officials (AAFCO) and any dry or wet food product labeled approved by the AAFCO should have a minimum of 0.1% taurine in dry food and 0.2% in wet food.[66]

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:




holy lord

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
she was surprised about something going on...

it could've been a finger snapping, or maybe a bell ringing, or someone sneezed

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

holy lord

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

attachment hosed up

Only registered members can see post attachments!

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

attachment hosed up



the ears take the whole thing up lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sneaking Mission posted:

cat butt on your envelopes

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
kitten really likes marinara sauce (lovely cellphone video). Also I don't actually breath that loudly, usually. Phone picked it up very well though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSqGC4pXikg

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

coaxmetal posted:

kitten really likes marinara sauce (lovely cellphone video). Also I don't actually breath that loudly, usually. Phone picked it up very well though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSqGC4pXikg

pizza hut and bells amber. cmon son on the pizza

e: not bells amber

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad

graph posted:

pizza hut and bells amber. cmon son on the pizza

e: not bells amber

It's Odell IPA, c'mon. Also pizza hut has a $10 for 2 pizzas and breadsticks thing and I was hungry. So now I have extra pizza too.

e: Bells is p good too though.

coaxmetal fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jun 21, 2011

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
pizza hut is a guilty pleasure of mine.

i blame book it for teaching me that pizza hut is a reward for reading.

coaxmetal
Oct 21, 2010

I flamed me own dad
Long as I am at it, here is some of my cat (Glados). The kittens make an appearance, too.



here she is


now she is fighting for the chair


she is the blurry queen of the chair!


slightly less blurry and also her face

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
goodnight catte thread

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

8ender posted:

goodnight catte thread


dat catte doing what i wish I could do

sleep for 18hrs a day

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

8ender posted:

goodnight catte thread


a fat catte :3:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Laser Vampire posted:

we had a similar problem, also why the cattes aren't allowed in the bedroom

you could try having the carpets steamed, dunno, kinda worked for us

now they just piss next to the fishtanks instead of everywhere

our catte Grayvous was having peeing issues, going on the bed and on rugs and poo poo. after a short while we noticed that it was coming out pink and sure enough she had a bladder infection caused by her dumb self not drinking enough water. we started giving her cranberry tablets as catte treats (she loves em) and bought her one of those self-filtering water fountains and it looks like it's cleared up! no more catte pee issues


well, no more from her at least. Selkie currently likes to pee on the bed at my girlfriend's place so she's not allowed in the bedroom and she'll also go on any towels or blankets on the floor. that Nature's Miracle stuff is good for getting the cat urine smell out of things but it doesn't do poo poo for prevention

thankfully for some reason Selkie is a good girl at my house :3:

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
ya well gizmo got all her tests she just has a carpet fetish :rolleyes:

i saw two birds fuckin this morning

i was unable to get a picture :saddowns:

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


magda pooped in the bathtub this morning

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001

relative_q posted:

magda pooped in the bathtub this morning

That means you're lazy about cleaning the litter box.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
hodge update:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Sneaking Mission posted:

cat butt on your envelopes

i used to have a big glass table and when the cats would sit there they'd leave little rear end in a top hat prints on it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
not like poop or anything, just like fingerprints, only from their assholes

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
a new forensic science strategy.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
that why I don't own any glass tables because I want to pretend that isn't happening all over my stuff a thousand times a day

Sehkmet
Oct 22, 2004
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and UNLIMITED POWER.

graph posted:

hodge update:



holy poo poo this catte is incredible

the wilfred brimley of cattes

i would like to tickle those jowls

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
we have a cheap glass ikea coffee table and we noticed despite cleaning it with regular glass cleaner that it was still pretty dull and filmy. we finally just took the glass off and scrubbed it with dish soap and viola - good as new.


lord only knows how much cat grease was on it before :barf:

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Detroit Q. Spider posted:

lord only knows how much cat grease was on it before :barf:

You should be harvesting your cat grease, it is a prized lubricant used by gun nuts who also like cats and can fetch a pretty penny.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
well we certainly have bumper crop here. we have dirty neckbeard cattes apparently :reject:

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

rotor posted:

not like poop or anything, just like fingerprints, only from their assholes

What

This is the only thing that's given me pause in my "get a cat" plans.

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