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Vakal
May 11, 2008



Sexy.

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ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Qaz Kwaz posted:

like Gary Dell?Abate licking Lisa G's rear end in a top hat.

... takes shits at work... take shits at work...

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

ChaosMonkey posted:

... takes shits at work... take shits at work...

I wish Richard would have stopped at this one and not done the Jon Hein unfunny ones.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
The Internet sub is only $2.99....it's not $12 unless they changed it recently.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Didn't Howard spend a year and a half preparing ideas and telling us about them in a public forum for what he'll do after he retires from FM radio? He's being a huge hypocrite.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Kelly posted:

The Internet sub is only $2.99....it's not $12 unless they changed it recently.

It's both. It's an extra $2.99 for internet if you have already have a "qualifying subscription package".

If you want to only have internet, it's the same as having a radio: $12.95/month. They won't give it to you separately.

I paid for two lifetime subscriptions. They don't need any more money from me, even if it's only $2.99/month.

They're really doing themselves a disservice by alienating and pissing off the early adopters who supported them early on. I had nothing but good things to say about them six years ago, but not so much anymore.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

chiz posted:

ahahaha just saw some screens for it. Howard and Robin gently caress. My god this is the first porn that I am going to watch all the way through. I might not even jerk off.

They got a girl with a big vagina to play Lisa G. Its pretty much perfect.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Is this Howard Stern porn out yet? Where do you buy it? From the previews I don't think I can even beat off to it because I will be laughing so hard.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

That girl that works on Alex Bennett is also the girl that's on Jay Thomas. JD hit on her one time, and now Benjy is going for her. Cristina Palumbo.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
So it seems that Sal is telling people that Artie is working on his new book. Let's think of title ideas.

Too Stout to Stab
Too Fat to Finish

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
I would love for someone to ask Howard why he hates on everyone who changes their Jewish last name, but gives Leslie Weinstein aka Leslie West a pass.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Bonzo posted:

So it seems that Sal is telling people that Artie is working on his new book. Let's think of title ideas.

Too Stout to Stab
Too Fat to Finish

Too Fat For Camp Kill Yourself

MasonReese
Oct 8, 2004

This is gross misconduct!
Can any Howard historian tell me what the beef was between Walter Matthau (or possibly his son) and Gary Dell'Abate? I heard them mention it on the air but they didn't go into it.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Bonzo posted:

So it seems that Sal is telling people that Artie is working on his new book. Let's think of title ideas.



Just need to remove the channel logos and there you go - instant book cover.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Bonzo posted:

So it seems that Sal is telling people that Artie is working on his new book. Let's think of title ideas.

Too Stout to Stab
Too Fat to Finish

I just like that we traded someone who did hilarious one-liners and throw-aways for


"AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN" screeching, parroting worthless waste of loving time, just read the loving news at the end, new money, empty soul oval office.

Honestly, does Howard see that at all? That he went from the funniest years of the show to this?

Sorry, just had to bitch.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
sorry ignore :shobon:

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
I'm really glad the Sirius Canada subscription doesn't cost more. Especially when the lazy fucks still haven't updated the iPhone app in forever. It hasn't even been updated to add multi tasking support which is inexcusable. It's unfortunate all the third party apps that do support it all lag.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Listening to Howard talk about his photography is putting me back to sleep.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Yesterday Howard was talking about only making $40,000 in Washington DC. That's about $95,0000 in today's dollars, using the Consumer Price Index. Can't afford a house or electricity my rear end.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

"You know what that is? Phlegm."

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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Do any of you have the Sirius Premier/Best of XM package on a Sirius radio? I'm trying to listen to an XM channel and it's briefly cutting out even though I have a full signal. All of my Sirius channels are fine so it's really weird. I adjusted the antenna on the roof of my house and it didn't really help.

I'm wondering if this is something that happens to other people or if I should call up and bitch about it.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
I was listening to the show with Richard and his Wedding and Richard said "We are throwing another wedding in Kansas because it is hard for people there to get to New York"

And then Robin chimes in with "Yeah.... right, it's hard to get to New York".

Ugh... that kind of stuff drives me crazy. It is insanely hard for a normal person to fly to a wedding, more so people in Kansas, that trip to New York would kill any normal family and eat up their vacation time (if they have any).

It's such a throw away line, but drat, she doesn't really think. Money must make you stupid.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

AxeManiac posted:

I was listening to the show with Richard and his Wedding and Richard said "We are throwing another wedding in Kansas because it is hard for people there to get to New York"

And then Robin chimes in with "Yeah.... right, it's hard to get to New York".

Ugh... that kind of stuff drives me crazy. It is insanely hard for a normal person to fly to a wedding, more so people in Kansas, that trip to New York would kill any normal family and eat up their vacation time (if they have any).

It's such a throw away line, but drat, she doesn't really think. Money must make you stupid.

Well it is also that East Coast mindset I have found out. A friend of mine got married to a girl from up there years ago and his wife's family couldn't understand why all of his family could not just fly to the East Coast for the wedding from Bumfuck, Indiana. The fact that most of these people made about in a month what a roundtrip ticket to there and back cost let alone a hotel. I know that most of his family had never even seen a airplane in real life let alone been on one. His parents ended up getting a loan to go to the wedding and were the only ones there from his side.

Of course they got a divorce a couple of years later.

PROTip: Never Get Married Kids!

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
It's usually in very bad form to hold a wedding more than 4-6 hours driving time away from one side of the family unless you plan on paying for room and transportation. If you can afford to pay for that, though, then feel free to have it wherever.

A lot of people(read: women) get all this stuff so set in stone years before they even meet their fiance that they're totally fine with inconveniencing the overwhelming majority of their invitees. I understand it's your day but don't hold the wedding 500+ miles from where most of your friends and family live and expect them to just take a weekend to drive up and pay for everything.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Djarum posted:

Well it is also that East Coast mindset I have found out. A friend of mine got married to a girl from up there years ago and his wife's family couldn't understand why all of his family could not just fly to the East Coast for the wedding from Bumfuck, Indiana. The fact that most of these people made about in a month what a roundtrip ticket to there and back cost let alone a hotel. I know that most of his family had never even seen a airplane in real life let alone been on one. His parents ended up getting a loan to go to the wedding and were the only ones there from his side.

Of course they got a divorce a couple of years later.

PROTip: Never Get Married Kids!

Don't listen to this man. It's so wonderful I did it twice!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Kelly posted:

Don't listen to this man. It's so wonderful I did it twice!

Marriage is a so much easier if you don't have kids.

As far as the wedding poo poo, I'm going through this with my niece right now.

Her finance is a bit of a Momma's boy and they live in the middle of nowhere in Southern Ontario because he doesn't want to be far from Mom. Because Momma wants to invite all of her Yenta friends to the wedding they have to hold it locally.

The town is no where near any Interstate or major highway. You literally have to drive 30 to 40 minutes down a country road at 45mph just to get there.

The wedding starts at noon and the reception isn't until 5pm. I can't drink because I'll be a 90 minute drive from home. Why don't I just stay at a local motel? Because the only ones this poo poo hole town has are those old school trucker hotels that drug addicts and recently divorced men stay at. There is a Howard Johnson's there but the place was last decorated in 1983 and their website was made circa 1996 (complete with Comic Sans Font).

So yeah, good for Richard for not making his family travel all that way. Although Howard TV should pay for them to come. I'd love to see a special that follows the Christy family around NYC.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Bonzo posted:

I'd love to see a special that follows the Christy family around NYC.

With dubbed narration by Fred playing the role of each of the Christy family members.

geera
May 20, 2003

Smeep posted:

"You know what that is? Phlegm."
Funniest moment of the show in a LONG time for me. When his dad cleared his throat and made that awful sound and then followed up with that comment, I just about lost it.

Mr Hands Colon
May 7, 2009

requiescant in pace.
Another 3 day week?

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Mr Hands Colon posted:

Another 3 day week?

Yes. Let's start an online petition complaining. People do that, right???

:sigh:

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

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The 6-8 shows a month during July and August are going to rule :thumbsup:

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Bonzo posted:


Her finance is a bit of a Momma's boy and they live in the middle of nowhere in Southern Ontario because he doesn't want to be far from Mom. Because Momma wants to invite all of her Yenta friends to the wedding they have to hold it locally.

The town is no where near any Interstate or major highway. You literally have to drive 30 to 40 minutes down a country road at 45mph just to get there.


There aren't any Interstates because it's not in the United States. And Ontarians haven't driven any MPH since 1977. Perhaps you were on the wrong planet. :psyduck:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Millstone posted:

There aren't any Interstates because it's not in the United States. And Ontarians haven't driven any MPH since 1977. Perhaps you were on the wrong planet. :psyduck:

Sorry, I'm actually American and living in Canada. I figured I'd leave all the "metric" talk out.

I'll leave it up to you if you would prefer to read what I just said in a Canadian accent.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I live in Los Angeles and got married in Scotland, and it kept all the poor people I know from coming and embarrassing me, but I still got credit for inviting them. Result!

daveslash
Jan 8, 2002

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Bonzo posted:

I'd love to see a special that follows the Christy family around NYC.
Hasn't there already been one?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

daveslash posted:

Hasn't there already been one?

Maybe his mom and dad. I'd like to see cousins, in-laws, nephews, etc.

Although when you think about it, you could pretty much pick a random family in Time Square and get the same results.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

daveslash posted:

Hasn't there already been one?

What's to follow? Applebees?

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

AxeManiac posted:

Money must make you stupid.

Robin doesn't need any more help on that level. I'm trying to figure out what she takes so she can keep going out in public with her lovely weave.

sedative posted:

The 6-8 shows a month during July and August are going to rule :thumbsup:

Tuesday: "Oh God, another work week."

Wednesday: "loving slump in the middle of the week, Robin."

Thursday: "This day is going to drag, Robin. I just can't wait to get home."

Repeat.

daveslash
Jan 8, 2002

enemy light post spotted

Millstone posted:

What's to follow? Applebees?
I love Applebees. It's my faaavorite.

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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

daveslash posted:

I love Taco Tico. It's my faaavorite.

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